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>Your dream restaurant

Mine:

>Medieval themed
>Bread, loads of bread
>Meat, loads of meat
>Ale, mead, beer, etc brought to to you by busty wenches
>Eat on wooden tables and sit on stools
>Lit by firelight
>Always a fire going in the fireplace
>Big portions

If only...

>> No.6098275

>>6098271

Ale is beer

>> No.6098277 [DELETED] 

>>6098271
I'd serve lobsters

>> No.6098281

>>6098275

I realise my stupidity now.

>>6098277

Me? I'd serve crab legs.

>> No.6098285

>>6098271

nigga, have you even been to medieval times?

>> No.6098289

>ale
>noun (Concise Encyclopedia)

>Fermented malt beverage, full-bodied and somewhat bitter, with strong flavour of hops. Until the 17th century it was an unhopped brew of yeast, water, and malt, beer being the same brew with hops added. Modern ale (now largely synonymous with beer) is made with top-fermenting yeast and processed at higher temperatures than lager beer. Pale ale has up to 5% alcohol content; the darker strong ale contains up to 6.5%.

>> No.6098301

>>6098271

>beautiful setting, looking like the alhambra or something
>sand nigger food
>sand nigger music
>waitresses in belly dancing/slave girl outfits
>couples booths with like, pillows and tent style decor
>whites only

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>>6098271
We have these here in Germany.

>> No.6098494

>>6098324
That looks way too classy for what OP describes.

>> No.6098501

>>6098301
So...it would be a segregated version of most Moroccan restaurants out there? Back to cuck/pol/d with all the other stormtards, kthxbai.

>> No.6098526

>Everything is white
>Floor, walls, ceiling, tables, dishes, utensils all white
>Continuous square wave frequencies blasting through the speakers
>Ran and operated exclusively and without supervision by homeless men and ex convicts, every single member of staff will be a violent ex-con or a homeless man who was hired on the spot for the day
>No drinks served
>You are brought a plate of random food every 1.5 minutes for 15 minutes after which you are forced to leave
>No couples or families allowed

>> No.6098542

Just to piss off every white person in south Louisiana, I'd open a CREOLE restaurant that serves popular CREOLE dishes. How dare those honkeys generalize all Louisiana cuisine under the category of "cajun" but will flip their shit if you say that creoles and cajuns are the same thing. I almost believed that any of the delicious Louisiana food we enjoy today could have actually been invented by a honkey, but I knew that couldn't be right. I'll call it the Creole Bistro.

>> No.6098546

>>6098271
Imagine if you will,

>wall to wall mounted screens of the highest resolution lined up to emulate the appearance of installed windows
>on these screens will play stock background footage seen Blade Runner so you can feel like you're eating in some dive in a high tech dystopian future.
>Cheap Chinese food will be served.
>There will always be a man on duty to bother you as you eat, speaking some indecipherable Asian language.
>As a courtesy a translator will always be on hand to tell you "HE SAY YOU BLADE RUNNA"

>> No.6098554

>>6098271
>Ale, mead, beer, etc brought to to you by busty wenches
Fucking hell Anon, you sound like a grade A fucking autist.

>> No.6098556

>>6098554
why

what the fuck does it have to do with autism

>> No.6098560

>>6098546
Sold! Drop me a line when you get it done, I'd definitely eat there. Extra tips if a fat Asian guy gets into fight with a dude in a trench coat.

>> No.6098569

Completely dark with no talking allowed to help customers devote their dining experience completely to taste. Anyone breaking the rules will be ejected immediately and charged a $25.00 fee. Reservations must be made six months in advance and may be cancelled or moved by management at any time. Also all staff will be naked at all times.

>> No.6098571

>>6098556
He means fedora, I think. It is a cool idea but it's also an idea that one of those kinds of people would dream up as a "superior dining experience." I see where he's coming from but disagree. There's so many arbitrary buzzwords it gets hard to keep track of them!

>> No.6098581

>>6098571
people who misuse words are fucking uneducated and retarded, and should be treated as such.

nothing wrong with dreaming up ones own version of the perfect dining experience. or?

he wants what he considers a medieval or viking style endless meat and mead fest as in a castle in some forlorn winter. i don't see anything wrong with that.

>> No.6098583

>>6098569
Last sentence aside, that sounds pretty damn neat.

>> No.6098590

>>6098271
http://www.aifur.se/en_home

Welcome to Sweden.

>> No.6098592

>>6098581
That's what I'm saying! I like the idea even if it is an idea a fedora wearer would come up with. People need to learn to differentiate things from the people who enjoy them. It's like hating a good band because their fan base is retarded.

>> No.6098596

>>6098592
>> even if it is an idea a fedora wearer would come up with

explain this.

what does his dream have to do with fedoras

>> No.6098597

>>6098583
You don't want to compliment your meal with an occasional whiff of puss or balls?

>> No.6098600

>>6098590
That looks comfy as fuck.

>> No.6098603

>>6098271
>Exposed brick, dim lighting, wood tables.
>Upscale vegan menu (no gimmicks, no hippie mush, world beat theme) at reasonable prices (plates large enough to share for $12-$15)
>Serious wine list (to generate income)
>Located in a recently gentrified urban area

The idea would be to pick the pockets of upper middle class "concerned" types, while making the food good enough that their omnivore friends enjoyed the experience in spite of it being vegan. I'd probably look for a way to sidestep actually using the word "vegan".

>> No.6098606

>>6098494
That's because it's not even medieval, its just German.

>> No.6098615

>>6098603
""Historically" accurate" should circumvent vegan.

>> No.6098619

>>6098603
kill yourself

>> No.6098639

>>6098615
Right. I'm thinking words like "traditional" and "cucina povera". The menu would have Mediterranean and North Africa well represented, rounded out with some Middle-Eastern and Asian. Most dishes would be the kinds of things that go well with wine, and lots of attention would be given to recommending pairings, so that late night it could operate pretty much as a wine bar that offered a few small plates.

>>6098619
Why would I do that when this thing looks like it could make some money?

>> No.6098641

>>6098639
>>Why would I do that when this thing looks like it could make some money?

Point of the thread is a restaurant you would enjoy eating at. Not a restaurant that "could make some money".

Do you comprehend the difference or are you a cocksucker?

>> No.6098642

>>6098603
Sounds ok, the dim lighting might negatively impact the beautiful colours you can tease out of vegan food though.

>> No.6098645

>>6098603
That actually sounds like it could be pretty neat. I don't eat out at restaurants very often though.

>> No.6098648

>>6098642
>>6098645
faggots and cunts everywhere

>> No.6098654

>>6098648
Why am I a faggot and/or cunt for liking the idea of a restaurant?

>> No.6098661

>>6098603
I know of 5 dead spots in Portland that prove that such an idea is not as original or profitable as you think it is.

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>>6098494

>> No.6098666

>>6098648
Why are you so threatened by vegetables?

Granny boil your brusselsprouts?

>> No.6098667

>>6098654
answer me first whether you are a homo or a cunt, and i will tell you after.

>> No.6098670

>>6098666
>>Why are you so threatened by vegetables?
Why do you think I am threatened by vegetables.

Oh, you just implied it from your imagination, rather than me actually ever having said that.

Are you female or homo?

>> No.6098674

>>6098662
Those potatoes really brings it down.
Parsnips, carrots, beets or cabbages would've been much more thematic and flavourful.

>> No.6098676

>>6098667
I am neither a homo or a cunt.

>> No.6098681

>>6098674
I agree. Most of those Medieval dinner places also serve turkey, which also wasn't around before Columbus.

>> No.6098682

>>6098670
You seem eager to degrade people showing a favourable reaction to a vegan dining experience.

>> No.6098684

>>6098641
Point of thread is your dream restaurant. I would own my dream restaurant, it would have a killer wine list and serve the kind of food I could eat every day without becoming a hambeast. How hard it that to understand?
>>6098642
Not crazy dim. Bright enough so middle aged people could still see, but they'd find it on the lowly lit side. Target audience would be good looking, wealthy 25-35 year olds who eat out often but consider themselves "health conscious" (but not so much so that they would avoid a glass or two of wine).

>> No.6098688

>>6098681
Yeah, pheasant, dove, wild hen would be better but those are hard to farm.

>> No.6098691

>>6098684
>food I could eat every day without becoming a hambeast.

Well shit, that's not exactly the sort of vegan food I eat.
Crunchy, savoury and slathered in garlic's my poison, usually that requires a fair bit of oil.

>> No.6098695

>>6098676
what you seem to value in a dining experience is the same superficial, vain and inconsequential elements that many cocksuckers do.

>>6098682
>>You seem
My reaction has nothing to do with vegan.
You had better go re-evaluate your false implications that you contrive from your own imagination.

>>6098684
>>Point of thread is your dream restaurant.
>> I would own my dream restaurant
Yeah, you still don't get it.

Fucking brainless vacuous cocksuckers everywhere.

>> No.6098696

>>6098695

Autism at it's finest. Now go away I'm sick of the two of you bumping this thread ever other second

>> No.6098697

>>6098695
>Fucking brainless vacuous cocksuckers everywhere.
Yup better take responsibility and kill yourself to reduce the population.

>> No.6098698

>>6098696
>>Autism

Another cocksucker who doesn't know what autism is, and uses terms like "i want to".

>> No.6098699

>>6098526

>> No.6098700

>>6098695
>what you seem to value in a dining experience is the same superficial, vain and inconsequential elements that many cocksuckers do.

You know, other than the fact I stated "I don't eat out at restaurants very often." It just sounds like a neat idea. You on the other hand, sound like a huge faggot.

>> No.6098701

>>6098698
>uses terms like "i want to".

citation needed.

>> No.6098702

>>6098697
kill the fucking brainless vacuous cocksuckers instead.

dont worry. death rates on them will go up, soon enough.

>> No.6098704

>>6098701
meaning you abuse terms to mean something they do not.

>>6098700
whats neat about it.
the whole concept was based on ripping off the client.

>> No.6098707

>>6098704
Please explain to me how it's entirely based around "tipping of the client", because to me, it just sounds like a restaurant that becomes a wine bar later at night.

>> No.6098708

>>6098271
You are so fucking embarrassing it makes me sick.

I know it's your dream, but come on, aren't you even a little ashamed to ADMIT it?

>> No.6098710

>>6098704
Now you are making assumption on the intentions, thoughts and identity of anonymous posters.

>> No.6098711

>>6098707
Tipping = ripping

Damn auto-correct.

>> No.6098715

>>6098698

My bad, clearly you're a well adjusted person. Please continue educating us on the correct dream restaurant.

>> No.6098716

>>6098691
>Crunchy, savoury and slathered in garlic's my poison, usually that requires a fair bit of oil.
Same here, but I've found if the oil is the main source of fat, and the amount of vegetable fiber is high I can pretty much eat like that until I feel full without gaining weight, as long as I remember to lift a few times a week.

>>6098695
>Yeah, you still don't get it.
What, am I supposed to come up with some Guy Fieri level of excess to celebrate eating like a 14 year old's D&D fantasy banquet? No thanks. My dream restaurant would ideally make pots of money for me, and I could eat and drink good stuff there most days of the week without wrecking my health. THAT'S my dream.

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6098717

Marginally related, but I never miss a chance to post this

>> No.6098719

>>6098271

this exists my friend

>> No.6098721

>>6098708
I've not been sufficiently indoctrinated to be ashamed of my sexuality or my tastes in food.

>> No.6098723

>>6098707
read the description.

the person described a restaurant that he would like to own to make money off of. not a restaurant they would want to go to.

can you distinguish the difference or is that kind of critical analysis and evaluation of what is actually being said beyond you?

>>6098710
such as?

>>6098715
Thanks. Glad you recognize that.

>> No.6098724

>>6098596
Nothing. That's what I'm saying. It's an idea that a "fedora" would have but that doesn't necessarily make the idea pretentious or anything like that. Thinking it's a cool or novel idea is fine but everyone shitting on OP is probably picturing him as the "born in le wrong generation" type of guy when he's most likely not.

>> No.6098729

>>6098716
>>>Yeah, you still don't get it.

Stupid cocksucker still doesn't get point of thread.
Can't tell the difference between owning a restaurant and going to a dream one. Probably now does that I've pointed it out to the stupid cunt, but is too butthurt to admit it.

>> No.6098730

>>6098724
>> It's an idea that a "fedora" would have
explain this.

How or why is this an idea a "fedora" would have.

Where do you even get that into your head, or even mention that as if it was a thing?

>> No.6098732

>>6098723
>Your dream restaurant

I'm reading that description as hard as I can but I can't seem to find anything about it being a restaurant you want to go to versus own.

>> No.6098734

>>6098723
>the person described a restaurant that he would like to own to make money off of. not a restaurant they would want to go to.
I am that person, and there's no way in hell I'd want to own a restaurant that wasn't BOTH profitable AND a place I would love to eat at. I'm down with high end vegan; it isn't all I'd ever want to eat, but I'm happy eating like that most of the time.

>> No.6098736

>>6098723
Yes, his dream restaurant makes money and food. I'm sure this is a difficult concept for some people to grasp, but most successful restaurants manage it.

I wasn't aware that successful restaurants were ripping off their customers; in fact I would if a restaurant I'd successful, the clientele feel the restaurant is providing an affordable service.

>> No.6098740

>>6098736
Remove "would" from that last sentence. No idea how that got there.

>> No.6098741

>>6098732
>>6098734
>>6098736

ok fucking cocksuckers

lets describe a restaurant we want to own instead, like you cumslurpers have decided, eh?

>>MY DREAM RESTAURANT COSTS ME AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE BUT MAKES ME AS MUCH MONEY AS POSSIBLE HHUEHUEHUEHUE AND ALL YOU COCKSUCKERS WILL SUCK MY DICK TO GET IN

Happy now?

Fucking morons.

>> No.6098745

>>6098741
Yes, are you done now? can we get back to discussing things we'll never have?

>> No.6098746

>>6098741
Take a Midol

>> No.6098748

>>6098730
How can I make this any more clear? Or are you just being difficult?

Why do you think everyone is mocking OP? It's common knowledge on this site that anyone who prefers "rustic" or "old-fashioned" things is a le wrong generation fedora tipping Bible burning redditor.

>> No.6098749

>>6098741

Hahahaha damn it I was just about to inb4 we're all cocksuckers.

Lol well adjusted as fuck, stay angry.

>> No.6098750

>>6098745
>>6098746
fucking brainless cocksuckers, i swear...

>>MY DREAM RESTAURANT IS ONE THAT I OWN

Way to completely miss the point of the thread, fucking stupid bitches.

>> No.6098752

>>6098748
>>It's common knowledge on this site that anyone who prefers "rustic" or "old-fashioned" things is a le wrong generation fedora tipping Bible burning redditor.

Wasn't common knowledge to me.

Why do they think that?
Whats the connection?

>> No.6098753

>>6098750
Hey, look everybody! It's the Dream Police!

>> No.6098754

>>6098750

You say that, but the person who made the thread has told you that you're wrong. Don't you think it's about time to call it a night?

>> No.6098757

>>6098752
>Wasn't common knowledge to me.

Lurk more.

>>Why do they think that?

Fuck if I know. Nobody said it made any sense. But it's pretty apparent if you hang around here for a while.

>> No.6098759

>>6098741
God, vegans are all so angry all the time...I guess malnutrition really does fuck with your emotions.

>> No.6098760

>>6098753
>>6098754
Thread about dream restaurants.

>>I OWN MY DREAM RESTAURANT HURRDHURR

You think you are being clever with this or something?

>> No.6098762

>>6098757
>>Fuck if I know. Nobody said it made any sense.

Give me your best answer on why they think that.

>> No.6098764

>>6098741
Why don't you just fuck off, you're clearly only here to pretend to be retarded.

>> No.6098767

>>6098760

do you?

For someone in the food service industry "dream restaurant" implies one that you own/work at. Why is that so hard for you to grasp?

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>>6098760

>> No.6098769
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6098769

>Restaurant built into the earth underground
>Enter through a storm cellar door and down a deep lit spiral stairwell
>Walls are carved from the ground like a salt mine
>Fresh mushrooms grown on the walls
>Food served is mostly based on root and tuber veggies and brined/preserved meats

>> No.6098772

>>6098764
HAI GAI! DO YOU OWN YOUR OWN DREAM RESTAURANTS TOO?

SHALL WE COMPARE THE DREAM RESTAURANTS WE OWN?!

Yeah, all that, instead of just describing a dream restaurant you would like to go to dine in, as was the fucking point before fucking cocksuckers everywhere.

>> No.6098774

>>6098772
You seem to be spreading more bile than ideas.

>> No.6098775

>>6098767
>>For someone in the food service industry "dream restaurant" implies one that you own/work at.

A restaurant is a place for clients to enjoy dining. That you work there, or own it, is incidental to that. The function of the restaurant is primarily to perform that dining function for the clients. Without that, it doesnt matter who owns it, or who works there.

>>Why is that so hard for you to grasp?
It seems to be hard for you to grasp, the difference between enjoying a dining experience, and OWNING THE FUCKING PLACE.

>> No.6098778

>>6098772
>OH GOD I'M SO RETARDED!
>HERR DURR I'M GOD DAMN RETARDED!
> LOOK AT HOW RETARDED I AM!

>> No.6098779

>>6098778
>>I OWN A DREAM RESTAURANT THATS FOR RETARDS AND COCKSUCKERS LIKE IN THIS THREAD

>>>THEY COME IN AND DISCUSS THE DREAM RESTAURANTS THEY OWN, AND I DONT EVEN HAVE TO SERVE THEM ANY FOOD OR DRINK, AND CHARGE THEM FOR THE EXPERIENCE!!!

>>>>>AREN'T I A GREAT COCKSUCKER! I WIN THIS THREAD RIGHT?

>> No.6098780

>>6098779

You have to throw around the word cocksucker a few more times, then we will crown you king.

>> No.6098782

>>6098779
>I'M OBSESSED WITH SUCKING DICKS!
>LOOK AT ALL THIS DICK SUCKING I'M PROJECTING ABOUT!
>ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT WHEN INSULTING OTHERS IS HOW MANY DICKS I CAN SUCK AT ONCE!

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>>6098762
Go to a cringe thread on r9k or b and you will understand. It's the typical "swag is for boys, class is for men" mentality that a massive amount of neckbeards entertain to help them think that they're superior to the average person. Pic related.

>> No.6098785

>>6098780
>>6098782
I guarantee you, the majority of the posters in this thread do infact suck cocks.

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>> No.6098787

>>6098784
Ill tell you why it is.

Its because the board is overrun by femanons, metrosexuals and faggots who think its funny to laugh at hetero male tropes.

>> No.6098788

>>6098785
That's entirely irrelevant.

>> No.6098792

>>6098787
You'll tell me why what is?

>> No.6098795

I visited something like that in Vilnius, Lithuania.
I can't remember how expensive it was, but we got our meat served on spits/pikes (I'm not sure what it's called in English), and it was the best damn beef I've eaten.

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>>6098569
I like the idea of using sensory & stimulus deprivation to enhance the diner's sense of taste and focus their concentration upon the meal.

Imagine a restaurant where the dining tables are built into a sealed anechoic chamber to kill outside noise.

A toggleable RGB LED room lighting switch is built into the table along with a pair of blindfolds to cut off your sense of sight or help augment and accentuate visual dish presentation and color.

And piped in filtered oxygen to prevent aroma contamination from nearby diners or the kitchen.

>> No.6098797

>>6098792
>>You'll tell me why what is?

Its because the board is overrun by femanons, metrosexuals and faggots who think its funny to laugh at hetero male tropes.

Its the huge overrun of femanons, metrosexuals and faggots who go around calling everyone neckbeards, betas, virgins, fedoras etc.

>> No.6098799

>>6098788
But accurate.

Hence, calling them cocksuckers, is relevant.

Only a cocksucker would look at a thread like this, and start talking about the dream restaurant they want to own, rather than understanding the implicit point, that its about a dream restaurant you would want to dine in.

This distinction is not possible for a cocksucker, it seems.

>> No.6098800

>>6098797
> Its the huge overrun of femanons, metrosexuals and faggots who go around calling everyone neckbeards, betas, virgins, fedoras etc.

Literally every board does this, those insults have been part of 4chan's lexicon for years.

>> No.6098801

>>6098797
Oh okay I thought you were defending the actual pretentious 2classy4u kids. Yeah I agree with you. It's this bad across the whole site though.

>> No.6098802

>>6098800
None of which discounts what I said.

I tell you, its mostly femanons, metrosexuals and faggots who farm these tropes and think its funny.

>> No.6098804

>>6098799
Whatever than, cocksucker.

>> No.6098809

>>6098802
I think they're funny and I'm none off those things.

>> No.6098811

>>6098804
>than

Don't you mean "then," you cocksucker?

>> No.6098816

>>6098809
what are you then, neckbeard virgin autistic fedora?

>> No.6098821

>>6098271
Like 2-3 places like this in Tallinn, Estonia atleast in the Old Town.

>> No.6098824

>>6098816
Clearly. Seeing as there are only a few options and none of them and none of the options are middle class white cis male.

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>>6098546

I love you.

>> No.6098828

>>6098824
>>and none of the options are middle class white cis male.

Exactly.

So you see the problem.

>> No.6098846

>>6098661
Yeah. Portland wouldn't be the place for it. Probably not Brooklyn, either. Got to be someplace where people are already used to paying decent dollars for wine, but high end "healthy" food is still a novelty. Maybe Philly?

>> No.6098854

>>6098603
>>(plates large enough to share for $12-$15)
>>>Serious wine list (to generate income)

>>The idea would be to pick the pockets of upper middle class "concerned" types

so many fucking contradictions here.

another example of idiot restauranteurs who will never make it.

>> No.6098862

>>6098501
>>So...it would be a segregated version of most Moroccan restaurants out there? Back to cuck/pol/d with all the other stormtards, kthxbai.

easy to do.

just raise the prices.

how about you fuck off back to tumblr with all the other fake cocksuckers, kthxbai.

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>>6098271
Busty wenches depends on the day you go.

But very good, lots of fun. I'm a fan of their breakfast... boar bacon is awesome.

>> No.6098895

>>6098854
>another example of idiot restauranteurs who will never make it.

yes, well, it is a DREAM thread.

>> No.6098924

Ruth's Chris but affordable. And I wouldn't have to wear pants.

>> No.6099492

In the south - a Japanese restaurant owned, and food prepared by actual Japanese people - no mexicans, no mexicans anywhere, even the tables are bussed by Japanese boys, and they all answer the door and when you leave in the traditional way.

For entertainment a nigga gets his head chopped off with a samurai sword.. is the start of happy hour drink specials. Magnificent koi pond. Make one reference to southpark and you get your ass handed to you by a gang of ninjas.
Big tippers get happy endings.
.

>> No.6099499

>>6098796
Yea, than EVERYONE at the table can enjoy the sounds of my misaligned jaw grinding and popping louder than usual on every bite.

>> No.6099503

>>6099492
>tipping
>authentic Japanese restaurant
Nice bait

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>>6098271
>single bar
>chef
>single page menu
>smoke up the 420 while we discuss the evenings courses
>chef prepares food
>walks you through each step
>serves you each dish as its prepared
>half portions
>17 courses
>beautiful wait staff
>impeccably clean
>baseball playing on tv
>crowded city street behind me
>jap teir wood interior

at the end, we trade spots, pour up some shots, i make him a dish or two, i pay, we chill

i wanna open a place like this, but i know itd fail.

>> No.6099513

>>6099508
ah, the cooking surfaces are behind the bar too. liek sushi mode, only without the sushi and cock sucking

>> No.6099514

>>6098271
Where do you live? There's one in Montreal (complete with a dwarf waitress). I worked there for a bit.

>> No.6099521

>>6098526
>Continuous square wave frequencies blasting through the speakers

Lost it right here

>> No.6099524
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>>6099508
HIPSTER
OVER
LOAD

>> No.6099530

>>6099524
this makes me feel very good inside <3

>> No.6099533

>>6098603

>vegan
>6 angry butt-devastated replies

k can we all fuggin relax for a sec here

>> No.6099537

> get welcomed into a small but comfy room with a soft bed
> have already been to a spa/showered and am wearing soft PJs
> the waiter pulls back the covers and tucks me into bed
> I am curled up into a comfy ball
> I can hear people quietly eating and talking around me outside my comfy box
> smells of great food surround me
> nap and then wake up to a delicious fresh meal with fruits and stuff

Just a big old box in the middle of a restaurant, that people don't know contains a soft bed for sleeping and listening to people and their comfy dining sounds.

>> No.6099544

>>6098846
As a Philly Anon, I would definitely eat at this restaurant

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>>6098590
>diners aren't all niggers and mudslimes

is this the last safe place in sweden?

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>>6099508
yea we get it you smoke weed

ignoring the rest of your wacko idea, what makes you think getting high with every customer is even close to being a good idea? huh? answer me

anyways thanks for reading and have a blessed new year

>> No.6099672

>>6098569
There are restaurants like that out there. Less autistic about the rules, but generally in keeping with the sensory deprivation aspect.

>> No.6099808

>>6099537
That actually sounds nice, but maybe that's just because I'm a little sleep deprived right now.

>> No.6099810

>>6098862
>knowing poor middle easterners
where the H*CK do U live?

>> No.6099812

>>6099810
Morocco nigger. The rich ones are usually emiratis.

>> No.6099821

Healthy fast food. Drive thru with all healthy options. Responsible sized portions and no fried food. All wholesome ingredients. Fair price.

>> No.6099940

>>6098285

Nigga medieval times food is average at best

>dry meat
>piddly little bread
>potato wedge?!
>one waitress per like 20 people gotta wait ages for more ale

I'd def eat at OP's place. They could even have like some warbly bard telling cheesy ass stories about king arthur or some shit.

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>>6099812
ioua sahbi, cayenne shi xuxu

>> No.6099960

>>6098271

>Now-defunct deep pan pizza restaraunt that my dad used to take my sister and I to every Sunday evening
>I am 13 again
>order the same starter and pizza I always did but haven't had in 14 years
>whole family, including recently deceased father, are there
>all sitting, laughing and talking in a warmly lit booth, eating pizza
>there's no school tomorrow
>Maximum comfy

>> No.6099982

>>6099960
living the dream anon

>> No.6100021

>>6098708
on an anonymous image board? hell naw he shouldnt be, this is where we go for this shit

>> No.6100026

>>6098271
>medieval themed
>lots of meat

yeah right, and Mc donald is an authentic Scottish restaurant too.

>> No.6100027

>>6098828
can we send /pol/ back home?

>> No.6100036

>>6100026
vikings ate a lot of meat you ignorant facetious cock twaddle

>> No.6100038

>Walk in
>Only lights are the ones flashing around the main stage
>Women dressed scantily dance provocatively
>There's a bar that overcharges out the ass
>Other women walk around convincing diners to buy a "private dance"
>They take off their top during the private dance but you can touch them as well
>There's free hot wings on Sundays

>> No.6100040

>>6098895
point is a dream restaurant you want to dine in.
not a dream restaurant you want to own.

>> No.6100046

>>6100027
we can send you back to tumblr where you can suck SJW cocks and take it in the ass from strapped femnazis.

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>>6100046
there is no reason to be afraid of big black cooks

>> No.6100052

>>6100050
why are you talking about big black cocks

i never mentioned anything even remotely related.

and considering the rape and violent crime statistic among blacks, i think a hole like you has a great deal to fear.

>> No.6100057

>>6100052
nice projecting.
nobody even mentioned cock. :^)

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>>6100057
forgot :^)

>> No.6100073

>>6100057
>>6100059
explain the relevance of black cooks to the discussion

>> No.6100078

>>6100052
explain the relevance of black cocks to the discussion

>> No.6100083

>>6100078
12/30/14(Tue)12:28:40 No.6100050
>>6100052
12/30/14(Tue)12:31:32 No.6100052

explain the relevance of black cooks to the discussion

>> No.6100095

a strip club all you can eat buffet where you can trade food for lap dances

>> No.6100222

>>6099641
because i live in the fucking usa and not whatever shit teir eurocuck nation you hail from

>still thinking weed isnt just tobacco 2.0
ima shit on you when i meet you, squat please

>> No.6100242

>>6098606
I'm actually offended,go fuck yourself anon