/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If my wife tried to pull this shit I would have her committed.

What the fuck is this shit, who eats placenta?

Proof that women shouldn't be allowed to drive or go outside without a male chaperone. Not even trolling.

>>6090341
I would absolutely eat it. Ill try anything once, and I would get to literally be a cannibal.

>our morning smoothie
>our

>>6090341

>carnists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21RWUIFHD_s

>>6090355
>enslaving a fellow mammal in order to create "humorous" photos of enslaved cat's emotions (aka torture porn) to abusively post on the internet

I bet you think you're a real funny guy.

Could a vegan eat placenta?

A life was actually created when this placenta came to be.

>>6090372
there ya go. you will always be a loser, get on with it.

>>6090376
If they're going vegan for ethical reasons, sure.

>>6090341

Why freak out over this when people eat spermatoza. Literally millions of half-people.
Double standards, much?

>>6090376
>A life was actually created when this placenta came to be.
that makes it even more immoral

all living things should die so nothing has to suffer

>>6091034
Fuck off. You some sorta Super Robot Wars boss or something?

>>6091051
white people have no identity so they need to make up ideologies and beliefs to cope with the burden of existence

>>6090341
These are the kind of threads worse than Joey, reviewbra, ellen page math thread, or pretty girl stroking airdick thread. This is truly the cancer of /ck/

these dumb fucks don't realize that animals only eat the placenta so that it's not left behind to alert predators that there is a potentially vulnerable animal nearby, like why cats bury their shit

>>6091198
Whoa! Are you sure?

My understanding is that the body uses a lot of stored nutrients to create this, and has some deficiencies after the birth; it's basically like a custom vitamin-pill.

>>6091090
>White people aren't real
Everything I know is a lie

Am I the only one more disgusted at the fact that someone put meat in a blender with fruit than the fact she's eating congealed after-birth?

Also,
>>6090355

>>6091674
I feel ya. There's literally nothing wrong with it, people eat their own boogers all the time but then get disgusted when they see someone else doing it.

Can't imagine it going well in a smoothie though.

>>6091198
>>6091495
I would say it's both

>>6091495
An absolutely unnecessary vitamin-pill, if that's the case. You could get all those nutrients elsewhere, no need to fucking eat your own placenta. You're not a wild animal who has to work its ass off finding the nutrients it needs.

All it does is induce a placebo effect on these crazy whores.

lol this thread is proof that feminists are savages
canibalism lol enjoy your kuru

>>6090341
>#positivevibes
Why does that make me laugh more than anything?

>>6091506
you can joke all you want child
your spirit faded your view is clounded you wound yourself
i compassionate

Look up eating placenta on youtube..... blergh!

>>6091495

no, the nutrients are totally fucking unnecessary for anyone eating normally and that's just a bonus for the animals, who do indeed eat it for the reason that guy said

>>6091995
>Im a emo kid
Everything I know is a lie

Who's the poorfag that's gonna go dumpster diving at the hospital for placenta?

>>6092222
>not saving the placenta of your children

>>6092222

>>6091034
It's just the shit surrounding the baby you vegetable

>>6091846
Feminists don't reproduce though. Since that includes men, and it's unfair.

>>6091034
>all living things should die so nothing has to suffer
Are you a super villain?

>>6090341
Jerky?
/

>>6092257
Cookbook ????

>>6090354

literally literally literally literally literally literally literally f*** you

>>6091846
>>6092242
Yeah no. Not every single group of crazies falls into the same venn diagram, children. Those hashtags are clearly by some paleo tard.

>>6090341

Negative, I am a meat Popsicle.

ITT: Bootybothered men try and pretend they've never eaten scabs, boogers, dead skin, or anything else that has popped off or out of their bodily orifices.

Some of you drink your own piss. At least when a woman eats her placenta it's actually meat with nutritional value.

>>6090349
Almost every mammal besides humans

>>6092286
Smoke you!

>>6092294
>scabs, boogers, dead skin
>out of their bodily orifices
>piss

what kind of tainted freak does that on purpose

y'all mofokas need jesus

>>6092321
dead skin from lips
dead skin from your cheeks

Skin of your cheeks comes off very easily which is why they harvest those cells for tests with a swab/qtip.

Nasal drip is how we consume our "boogers" We have all consumed our own mucus even sometimes the big hard pieces as they fall from the back of the nasal passage down your throat.

>>6092294
Could this also mean that in your eyes someone eating frozen elephant placenta would be better for me than let's say a booger. Keep in mind she isn't just feeding this to herself.

>>6092328
I believe he was referring to the tangible conscience decision of consumption.

>>6090341

Not cold, add some spice nigga got some black puddin'

>>6092329
Yes. A booger offers no nutritional value and usually harbors any kind of matter you inhaled, including fecal bacteria, skin cells from other people, and pollutants in the air.

Assuming the placenta came from a healthy person (and was maybe prepared in a better dish, smoothies sound weird), then it's no wierder than consuming eggs, tripe, chorizo, kidneys, or shit like that.