/ck/ - Food & Cooking

rude

Look at those hands, that's a man.

I'd fuck rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofaPAcamRG8

>>6080751
>implying you get fucked instead of doing the fucking
damn, you really are beta

>>6080756
Wat

>>6080744
Just the sound of someone cooking is nice.
The clacking of the knife on the cutting board.
The gentle sound of stirring, the hum of a mixer.
The sizzle of a saute pan and the low roll of a simmering pot of stew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhSL_4vu3Vc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8DMw-zcaCA

COOKIE!

Anyone who slops their mouth open while eating deserves to be slaughtered like the pig they are. I couldn't listen after 10 seconds. There's no excuse for eating like that, alone or not.

>>6080790
some people have no back teeth and need to chew with the front teeth.

i try to order food that doesn't require much chewing, like pasta, but if i need to i'll cover my mouth my napkin or something.

fyi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z1JdttAaW4

>>6080804
Pics of teefs please.

>>6081019
Exibit A. This is what a tooth looks like.

>>6081019
You don't need to see my teeth.

>>6081038
But I want to. I'm missing my back four therefore can only chew on one side.

I think it's gross and trashy. It's like did nobody teach them table manners or are they just retarded?

>>6081055
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

And yes, I am refering to your tits.

>>6081088
Is this your fetish or grim curiosity?

>>6081083
>worksafe board
Sorry, can't poastits.

I hate the sound of someone pulling the fork through their teeth, and it makes that scraping sound.

>>6081059
>It's like did nobody teach them table manners
Both persons I know and tolerate that eat loudly (including my father), their parents also eat (or ate) loudly.

I can't help cringing when I share a meal with them. I don't think anybody who has been told not to make noise while eating can stand it.

>>6081198
That's ok. I wasn't going to post my dental records on 4chan anyway.

But thank you for at least considering the tits option. :)

>>6080744
Biggest offenders would be:
>chomping sounds
>scraping of cutlery
>slurping sounds
>loud sucking sounds when eating candies
>lip smacking

But my issue with eating sounds goes beyond etiquette. When I hear such sounds, I feel a hint of anger inside me starting to grow. That wells up more and more the longer I get exposed to such sounds and I only feel relief if I let off a huge, loud, purposeful sigh and/or tell the person in question off.

I have wanted to strangle people because of the eating sounds they make. It's not fun for me eating with my family because of this.

I hate it too but some people can't breath through their nose.

>>6080744
>eating sounds
>people eating
>when shows do close ups of people eating
>the thought of people eating
i can deal with blood guts and all that but if you even mention someone chewing anything regardless if it's making a sound or if their mouth is closed get the fuck away from me

>>6081238
My sister does this literally every time she uses a fork, it drives me fucking crazy!
Scraping it against her lip ring has the same effect. Lip rings are fucking disgusting and she's the embodiment of disgusting.

>>6080744

I hate you.

This may be the first food related thread that I hid on /ck/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbepN4dKLbU

>>6081348
This triggered me.

>>6080744
soon

OP gots the asmrs real bad

>>6080744
not for me

>>6080744
That is pretty relaxing. I am going to have to remind myself to masturbate to that later.

>>6081295
Introduce me to your sister. I dont mind that/ she can scrape my sausage though her teeth and lip ring if she wants ;)

>>6080774
>Using a slicer to cut vegetables

Tha fuck?

>>6080744
Is that a man or a woman?

>>6080744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlQW3_twlOw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRDivUb5EeA