/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Never.

How is this a fad?

I can only imagine how flyover you are if you think scallops are a fad.

>classic cooking technique
>turns everything delicious
>its a fad

this is why you are cultureless

>>6077118

How is it NOT a fad?

>>6077131
Well you've convinced me now lets talk about how fucked salted cured pork is, or how about how much we hate a good loaf of bread?

>>6077131
Oh sorry, i didn't know there was a tattoo.

>scallops
>a fad

>>6077124
The one and only time I'll approve this may may.

>>6077105
You are a bad troll, and also a provincial rube and a cock.

>>6077105
hard to read your text over the sound of my mouth watering like a hydrant for black city kids to play in during the summer of 1969.

I never knew /ck/ was so full of dirty hipsters until this thread

>it takes a lot of money to look this poor

>>6077105

I agree squared plates look silly

>>6077105
>When will this fad end?
It won't, because it's not a fad.

>not making your scallops stone cold in the middle

>>6077124
I think he is probably referring to the way they are cooked, not that they are scallops.

>>6080784
That's the best way to cook scallops. You probably leave the foot on and boil them well-done.

>>6077131
>popular pilgrimage for over a millenium
>evidence of a "fad"

/ck/ is worse than /tv/

>>6080808
did you get b& from /tv/ again?

about you about go on a rant about australians?

oh goodie, i can't wait!

>>6080784
So, just to be clear, seared scallops are now a meme food?

My grandmother, and her mother before that, "seared scallops" in a well oiled, hot pan. And, while she was a cool grandmother, she died before "meme", or "hipster" was ever uttered by an American soul...

>>6080808
This. It was always shit but at least it used to be tolerable. It seems the majority of posts here aren't even remotely about food anymore.

this shit has been going on for decades on the west coast

>year 2042
>"omg, like, when will this fad of putting cheese on burgers be over"

What? I've been eating scallops since I was a little kid.
How come you fags try to turn everything into a meme food?

>>6080849
>Putting milk on cereal? Seriously who the fuck does that?

>>6080852

>How come you fags try to turn everything into a meme food?

Take a few seconds to remember what site you're on. Now take another two or three to remember that the internet is filled with trolls. Now, put all of that together and you're realize that you're in a troll thread. Go get angry in that "Steak General" thread while you're at it.

>>6080853
you put milk in cereal dumbass

>>6080860
I use cranberry juice because milk comes out of the tit of a cow. It's cow tit milk. And you eat it. I don't.

>>6080860
No you put milk in a bowl retard

When you get in the bathtub and turn on the shower do you say "the water is going in me"

When will this fad end?

Holy shitballs, this exact fucking thread was here not too long ago. Right down to the exact same fucking image of the cynical Asian girl and the asshole talking about his grandma's seared scallops. Is this whole thread a copypasta or am I somehow from the future?

>>6080828
Your grandmother died in the 1920's?

>>6077105
>When will this fad end?
when everything else ends bro

you're gonna die some day and you'll have to think back to the time you complained about people eating shellfish

>>6081197
>>6081197
You're probably from /b/ or some other shithole with threads that last 2 hours. This thread is from 1.5 days ago and that's when you last saw it.

>>6081211
>yfw when 4chan elitists are a thing.
Just kill yourself. If you need to pretend that you are too good for /b/ to feel better about life, you have clearly managed to put yourself in a position where there is no return. It is all downhill from here and will only get worse.

>>6077173
>or how about how much we hate a good loaf of bread?
God, I hate this 'artisan bread' shit these meme [con]artists are trying to pass off these days.

FUCK YOU! Wonder Bread is fucking great and anyone who eats anything else is a memeing meme faggot.

>>6077105
Scallops will continue to be eaten so long as the shells are made into mermaid bras.

It's like beef steaks and leather.

>>6077131

It's not surrounded by arugula with a fried egg on top. Yeah, it tastes pretty good, but fad city.

Your marshmallows look so good, though.

I never hashtag...#feedthetroll

>>6081291
fuck u mr poole

>>6081309

Troll is drunk...I meant...

>>6077105
Those marshmallows look so good.

>>6080873
My shower is moving on its own kyaaah⁓

>>6077105
square plates are the worst

>>6080806
>implying it was anything but an obscure preoccupation for highly religious people until recently
>implying it's not basically the European version of the Machu Picchu hike

You are not a special snowflake. I bet you have some badly written "chinese" letters tattooed on your other leg that a huckster told you was your name in chinese

Once we harvest them to extinction. ...soon.....

>>6080878
I know right, fucking hipsters

>>6080873
When you add broth to your mirepoix do you say you're "putting broth on your soup"?

No, because it would sound stupid. Also no because you don't cook.

>>6083677
>When you add broth to your mirepoix do you say you're "putting broth on your soup"?

No because you don't add "broth" to mirepoix, you use stock.

I get it, you just learned the word "mirepoix" and you think it makes you sound like a Real Serious Cook®

Except that only works when you use the word correctly

Run along now and re-watch those Alton Brown episodes while muttering "maillards" to yourself angrily. You've been exposed as a fraud.

>>6077105
fuck off scallops are god tier I challenge you to find a more succulent food

never. presenting a small amoutof food9three diverscallops lokks bad on a larhge round plate, hence 3on a 4 corner same shit, different day or application. 3.5oz wine looks larger in some glasses, trick of the eye, hand of fate. even with humble eggs and bacon. mostlly a dish of grits or fries and toast givesprecidence to 2 sggs and two measly strips of bacon. three little scallops about 9 bucks each. or prime rib fillet quit ordering it.I actually I actuaslly like sea scallops but the jast timeI too was brought three for >30 bucks, I sent it back foomuchwern't even fresh

>>6084062

He's talking about the grammatical construct "put X into Y".

You're shitposting about the autistic difference between broth and stock.

>>6080878
>>6083636

it's not even hipsters, everyone is using the shit


protip: stop cheating. if you need salt to get flavor from your food you're a shit cook. salt is nothing but a crutch

>>6084137

Grammar reflects physical reality in many cases. You're that dumb fuck who says stuff like "words change durr durr I can say uh axed muh muthah and it's perfectly acceptable".

In this case, going back to the other guy's cereal analogy, it would sound more reasonable to say "I poured stock on the mirepoix", rather than "in the mirepoix" because the mirepoix consists of pieces of solid material.

>>6084174
>You're that dumb fuck who says stuff like

Nah bro. I agree with you about the retarded grammar. I was simply pointing out that >>6084062's reply had nothing to do with the guy he was replying to--another form of retardation.

>>6077105
these look amazing I want some now