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6074667 No.6074667 [Reply] [Original]

I'm really craving some horrible cooking shows. There was one lady who mixed oil in her spaghetti sauce that was posted on here a while ago, but I don't remember what the name of the channel was. Anyone have it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHid8xQWkfM

Sal Governale off the Howard Stern show makes some college-tier crap. He has one episode where he teaches you to make nachos...I kek'ed.

What are some of the worst cooking channels on YouTube?

>> No.6074680

>>6074667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
I love sara thanks for reminding me of her op

>> No.6074684

>>6074667
http://youtu.be/6FiRjxaNTWM

You mean this? It's obviously satire about Youtube cooking shows.

>> No.6074685

>>6074680
You can't trust a skinny chef anon.

>> No.6074687

>>6074684
She's kidding? Did I get trolled?

>> No.6074694

>>6074684
Sorry, the wrong one. It was this: http://youtu.be/jDGqtjcyxlQ

>> No.6074695

Sketti?
http://youtu.be/OT1X2FBf7hw

>> No.6074728

>>6074695
Exactly. I want this tier garbage. I want the most horrible thing you guys can find.

>> No.6074731

>>6074728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SypF2eM_q8Q
well alright

>> No.6074732

>>6074731
I would eat that shamefully.

>> No.6074750

>>6074695
kek

>> No.6074753
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6074753

Anyone have that video of that disgusting couple making either spaghetti or just the sauce and the wife lets out the wettest fucking fart ever in the middle of it?

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>>6074680

>> No.6074776

>>6074753

that fucking webm fuck man how

>> No.6074784

>>6074695
Oh my god. Just why? I mean Im fat, maybe not as big as them, but I would sooner kill myself than eat that fucking sketti. Ketchup and butter? Holy shit.

>> No.6074815

>>6074753
webm was complete unneeded so I'm not gonna look that video you wanted to see anymore

>> No.6074848

>>6074753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Hw7LQgdgo

That one is so underrated

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6074865

>>6074667
jesus this is painfull

>> No.6074866

competition cooking shows are cancer. so are any traveling food shows where they don't tell you how to make what they are eating. throw in those cake/cupcake reality shows. oh and those damn restaurant rescue shows.

>> No.6074871

>>6074667
>Simply Sara
>horrible
so much pleb
(I bet you even pronounce it "pleeeeb")
She's our queen... faget

>> No.6074875

>>6074667
a drag queen makes chocolate fudge with a bag of shredded cheddar cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CltbJ_jyDMY

>> No.6074997

>>6074848

kek

Joey left a positive comment on that video

>> No.6075003
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6075003

>>6074728
https://youtu.be/PyKDDLq34zw

>> No.6075020

>>6075003

When he put the sauce on the lid my head exploded.

>> No.6075030
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6075030

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae4a5LE8RVk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48OsbROTh24

>> No.6075037

>>6074728
>I want the most horrible thing you guys can find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

>> No.6075044

>>6075003
making fun of the mentally disabled is not funny, anon

>> No.6075051

>>6074875
Omg. That's horrible.

>> No.6075136

>>6074848
Worse than the fart is her using a metal spatula on a Teflon pan.

>> No.6075216
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6075216

>>6075044
What about these middle-aged douche bag hipsters
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gfuz0rofM

>> No.6075326

>>6074667
Bump

>> No.6075356

>>6074695
goddamn. by butter, does that landwhale mean the margarine she has in that tub? yuck. have your own show but still too poor to buy a can of prego? jesus goddamned christ

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6075372

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbajQ8U8Fw

nigga...

>> No.6075378

>>6074848
i heard nothing

>> No.6075381

>>6074866
thats why instead of paying for cable, i only pay for internet (that, and tv just plain sucks)

>> No.6075386
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6075386

>>6074680
>mfw

>>6075372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXQltHSkyY

>> No.6075387

Search "cooking" on youtube by upload date.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVoSM8NCDUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4fIsut-UTM

>> No.6075391

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9I3kf5rsq8

something for our pro bono custodian

>> No.6075397

>>6074848
Oh my fucking God I can't breathe. That's so sad but funny at exactly the same time.

>> No.6075409
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6075409

>>6075391
Man, single life is rough.

>> No.6075419
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6075419

>>6075216
Gross

>> No.6075429

Someone once posted one of an old white woman making "enchiladas" with spaghetti sauce or something like that, anyone have it?

>> No.6075473

>>6075391

Another Cooking With Dan - this time, flavouring popcorn with melted popcorn flavoured jelly beans and butter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxklXh3ulkU

>> No.6075476

>>6075473
I hope he's high. If not, that's crazy.

>> No.6075501

>>6075476

He isn't high, just a manchild of a video games journalist.

>> No.6075502

>>6075501
He seems to lack any necessary adult skills.
Bachelor x455534423

>> No.6075527

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEqY65o6myk

>> No.6075538

>>6074680
>a three dimensional cooking experience
Yep she is three dimensional alright

>> No.6075547
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6075547

>>6075419
http://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL09C9BA617DD1ED3D&v=Yi4Ij2NM7U4

>> No.6075551

>>6074848

this is so depressing, it's like he wished she had put rat poison in the meat instead of so much onion. his nail around 5:15 is fucked

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6075557

>>6074694

This never fails to piss me off in every way possible.

>> No.6075569

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1kkkE5DY4

>> No.6075594

>>6075569
I'll never understand why people feel the need to make tutorial videos for all canned, preserved, frozen etc. meals.

>> No.6075608

>>6074753
that shirt that is thrown from offscreen

>> No.6075615

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QDuRU9b9Yw
Though I really enjoy Masao, I can understand how one would be thoroughly disgusted by him.

>> No.6075617

>>6075216
Those guys actually know how to cook.

>> No.6075625
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6075625

>>6074731
oh god fuck the whole world

>> No.6075631
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6075631

>>6075617
Hipster detected
If they did why the fuck are they making hot dog stew with 99 percent canned fucking bullshit?......and don't give me that hobo theme excuse what hobo is going to have sriracha and flour?

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6075642

>>6074731

>diet Pepsi

>> No.6075645
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6075645

>>6074680
She doesn't cool the pasta?!

>> No.6075652

>>6074694
Everything was so intentionally wrong. She has to be a troll.

>> No.6075659

>>6074848
why do people even own a kitchen?

they have no idea how to cook, any methods, nothing

>> No.6075673

Sandra Lee general? Sandra Lee general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrQbWeNQpiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jaRjhVYkxw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVBFFkuvbSM

The comments sections of her videos are always a riot.

>> No.6075705

>>6075378
4:40. Can't miss.

>> No.6075714
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6075714

This guy actually is pretty likeable, but holy shit...
>that salad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0IeFdW1wSc

>> No.6075718

>>6074728
These are short, but wonderful for all the wrong reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVk3YU_2lZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFIF7X8nRgY

>> No.6075721

>>6075718
oh shit sorry, forgot the best one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_hKjQXvA1Q

>> No.6075742

>>6075721
Are there people who actually need this...?

>> No.6075769
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6075769

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRP_fjPh2M

>> No.6075770

>>6075037
>nobody appreciating our lord and savior

Show respect for this man for he is a god.

>> No.6075772

>>6075718
is there a problem with the onion vid?

>> No.6075781
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6075781

>>6075769
The camerman sounded old enough to be her grandpa.

>> No.6075790

>>6075769

>see thumbnail
>hmm, she looks kinda cute, why would someone post her video in horrible cooking shows
>open image to inspect
>oh fuck me

>> No.6075795

>>6075769
Weird but would totally still bone

>> No.6075804
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6075804

>>6075769
I found her nudes just by Googeling
Notaspringchick nude

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6075812

>>6074848
>that loud ass fart at 4:40
and just look who is in the comments section.
oh god my sides can't take it anymore.

>> No.6075814

>>6075804
Found her site she posts like fucking 3 nude pictures a day

>> No.6075815
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6075815

>>6075769

>> No.6075816

>>6075814
Forgot link
http://bikiniczar.com/

>> No.6075829

>>6075812
Oh for fuck's sake.

>> No.6075834
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6075834

Nothing but diabetes motherfucking diabetes
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LGY41cHuu44

>> No.6075840

>>6075714
he seems like a really nice guy

and hes trying his best to cook dinner for his wife/lady for v-day

but man hes clueless

>> No.6075843

>>6075840
The dialogue he had with the camera person kind of made me cringe.

>> No.6075878

>>6075772
There's nothing inherently wrong with it, but she made different videos for different types of onions, even though the technique is exactly the same.

>> No.6075884

>>6075473
This moron must be legitimately retarded. How can a person who fucks up such mundane tasks still be alive?

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6075903

>>6074680

>a cup of sugar

>> No.6075987
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6075987

>>6075714
some fucking autist has been commenting on that video for 3 years...filter the comments by date, this bozo come on for the past 3 years and talked about his girlfriend

>> No.6076007

>>6075769
Honestly, this is weird

>> No.6076014
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6076014

Steven Reed on Weber Cooks - Rice-a-Roni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxK7qzePkd4

>> No.6076016

>>6076014

is that pic from operation flashpoint?

fucking miss that game /:

>> No.6076060
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6076060

>>6074848
>those noodles sticking out of the pot
>those onion chopping skills

>> No.6076079

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

>> No.6076114
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6076114

>>6075816
Literally what the fuck is that website and video.
There must be something legitimately wrong with those people.

>> No.6076159

>>6074694
it looks like she's constantly sneering at the camera. fucking unnerving

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6076164

>>6074667
>onions and onion powder

>> No.6076174

>>6076114
I don't know but that lady is fucking strange i scanned through her website she put up like 30 fucking pictures a day and all the photos are similar poses

>> No.6076204

>>6075030
this guy is at least a bit ironic, still a faggot though

>> No.6076214

>>6075372
>literally dumping spices down the drain
>all that cross contamination
fuuuuuck

>> No.6076243

>>6075615
is this guy for real? ;_;

>> No.6076274

>>6076243
Unfortunately
Bad combo of being an alcoholic and a total moron, I think

>> No.6076382

>all these videos
>these people breed
>this are the people in charge of the future

>> No.6076410

>>6074695
>Ketchup and butter
That doesn't sound very good, but maybe it's...
>It's not real butter
Absolutely disgusting and horrifying.

>> No.6076445

>>6074694
What's wrong with this?

>> No.6076452

>>6075569
>dat music
I feel dead inside

>> No.6076454

>>6074667
Food Network 24/7/365

>> No.6076461

>>6075673

>My local aqworium

it's like a lars von trier film

>> No.6076478

>>6075631

>A true Hobo Chef has no discerning palate, disregards warning labels, eats day old sushi, dumpster dives for desert and never looks back.

you're autistic dude

>> No.6076518

>>6074685
And why is that?

>> No.6076547

>>6075714
I'm so happy someone mentioned Dave. He's cool eventhough he can't cook for shit.

>> No.6076572

>>6074680
those pauses to breath sharply through her mouth

>> No.6076707
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6076707

>>6076478
Wait your the one who's holding a homeless scavenger in high regard perhaps you're the one with the autism

>> No.6076731

>>6074731
OH My. I thought that cheese cake filling was Crisco for a moment.

>> No.6076788

>>6074667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
THE WORST THING EVER.

>> No.6076816

>>6074694
There really isn't anything outlandish about this. It definitely isn't any kind of satire.

>> No.6076830

>>6074731
I would eat the fuck out of that without a shred of remorse.

>> No.6076860

>>6074694

I think it was in that video where the camera dude pissed me off incredibly. He just couldn't keep the focus on anything and was constantly shaking it around, like some kind of ADHD kid

>> No.6076882

>>6076382
your retarded to

>> No.6076884

It just hurts, man...
http://youtu.be/yNSXQsP-VQY

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6076907

>>6075372
>"Now, papurika is only fuh sum color an' make it look gud. It don't do nuthin fuh no seasonin'."

>> No.6076918

>>6076884
It's satire and doesn't belong here.

>> No.6076920

>>6076918

The thread asked for horrible cooking shows and it makes me feel horrible watching Henry's Kitchen because I can see myself ending up like this and I'm scared, man.

>> No.6076929

>>6074680
the sugar and mayo remind me of chinese walnut shrimp which is amazing. the raw seasoning vegetables seems terrible though

>> No.6076933

>>6076788
is he autistic? not being a faggot, it's an honest question. otherwise, it's kind of cute.

>> No.6076999

This isn't a cooking show per se but this religious freak has made a couple of food or cooking related videos. I love how he appears to be completely detached from reality. For easier watching I've divided it into chapters:

>An offer you can't refuse (1:05)
>It's not me (2:50)
>Mixing it up (3:55)
>Making mom proud (5:10),
>Get your shit together, Mike (6:00)
>A new perspective (6:55)
>Life is burrito (9:00)
>Almost sinned (9:50)
>Nothing is wasted (10:20)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41U2C3oY5FI

>> No.6077032

>>6074694
this shit's so blurry and cringy, it could be a chief keef video

>> No.6077077

>>6076999
you are doing good work

>> No.6077083
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6077083

>>6075834
I love Angry Grandpa's cooking videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2hcr6yiHDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MINloISNSX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGfua-AjhgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC8bbzscsJE

>> No.6077183
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6077183

>>6074667
>american cheese

>> No.6077202

>>6074695
mah frayiiiin paaaaan, mah boiliin paaan

>> No.6077257

Someone remember that guy who makes a ton of just shitty food, for instance chicken of some sorts say it's done and the chicken is undercooked as all hell!

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>>6077083
I mean yeah they're entertaining in a train wreck sort of way but i'd never eat anything that filthy motherfucker prepared

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=5eMVh5bOV_8

>> No.6077360 [DELETED] 

anyone have those videos of that guy who uses wine in like everything he cooks and he tried to roast a hot dog over a broken blender?

>> No.6077369

this thread is worse than any that has been on /b/, ever

>> No.6077375

>>6077360
I think that video of the trash dude roasting a hotdog with a lighter on the blender has been posted in here somewhere already

>> No.6077403
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6077403

>>6075569
>>6076014
The story behind this is that Steven Reed is a registered sex offender. He did these videos for a local college as part of his community service.

>> No.6077418

>>6077403
No no no.
And why does everyone act like he is a serial killer.
One night of a date gone a little too far in the forcy funtime dept and you are a sex offencer for life.
Its fucking bullshit.

>> No.6077422

>>6075834
why are they shouting

>> No.6077447
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6077447

>>6077403
You're telling me this stud can't get laid without a little rape?

>> No.6077473

>>6075569
>>6077403

>imps
>lying

>> No.6077540
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6077540

>>6074694
>those knife skills

>> No.6077564

>>6075781
>>6075769
I have the weirdest boner

>> No.6077582

>>6076014
He fucking microwaved the plastic knife because he was too stupid to put it any place else?!

>> No.6077588

>>6077403
>He did these videos for a local college as part of his community service.
I think both Reed and the community would be better off if he were out raking leaves or picking up roadside trash.

>> No.6077602

>>6075547
ketchup sauce? wtf mate

>> No.6077745

>>6074684
Damn does she use the world evenly a lot. Plus she emphasizes the need to wash hands but she just gets her hands wet when saying she cleans her hands. Damn.

>> No.6077824

>>6074694
why are there 1000 bananas next to the stove?

>> No.6077919

>>6075391
there's a critical inconsistency here:

WHO THE FUCK HAS LEFTOVER PIZZA ROLLS?!?!?!?

>> No.6078031

>>6077403
But rape is a public service.

Wouldn't it be funny if the woman he raped went to that college while these tapes were shown.

>> No.6078193

>>6076999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUIxAFnmWZw

What the hell is wrong with this guy

>> No.6078325

>>6074848
>those fucking onions

>> No.6078327

>>6077824
she's a functionally retarded wop chimp?

>> No.6078338

>>6075673
>pours a bottle of Hpnotiq into a glass
>"and that's how you make an ocean breeze cocktail"
lel

>> No.6078627

>>6075547

>A whole meal for 5 bucks
>Now that's a poor-man's meal

Wat

>> No.6078705

>>6077422
BECAUSE IT'S ON FIRE GOD DAMNIT

>> No.6078722

a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>> No.6078736

>>6078193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VurITurGwM
Keep in mind he's 26.

>> No.6078740

>>6078722
been posted

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>>6078736
does he think he's funny? or is he being serious? just what the fuck?

>> No.6078774

>>6078761
I like how he thinks he is just pretending to be retarded but actually has low IQ.

>> No.6078776

>>6074694
>let's make tomato sauce.
>first ingredient: sauce.

>> No.6078782

>>6074753
It looks like if the dog goes and gets him a shirt.

>> No.6078790

>>6075372
Eddie_Griffin_Cooking.mov

>> No.6078793

just found this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3IonfpSZig

>> No.6078810

>>6074694
>homemade italian sauce from italy
american using canned sauce.
stay classy americlaps

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6078812

>>6075391

his favorite recipe

>> No.6078830

>>6075547
looks like pARKOURDUDE

>> No.6078833
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6078833

>>6078810
Fuck off you British cigarette and have some beans and toast or a toast sandwich

>> No.6078836

>>6074731
I would eat that and then I'd put my fingers down my throat.

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>>6078833

>> No.6078852

>>6075772
you don't really need the horizontal cuts parallel to the onion.

shit got built-in layers

>> No.6078854

>>6078852
*parallel to the cutting board

>> No.6078885
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>>6075721
wut?

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>>6075769
What am I watching? Is this porn?

>> No.6078940

>>6075721

Is that real?

>> No.6078945

>>6074694
this pisses me off so much. canned sauce, onion and garlic powder, fucking canola oil.... Classic Italian homemade tomato sauce!

fuck i hate it when americans do that shit. fuck she even bashes olive oil! like come onnnnnn

>> No.6078949

>>6074731
fuck i can't stand watching how fat people make their kids even fatter. i don't care how they destroy themselves but their kids dont know any better and they'll probably regret it so much in the future.

>> No.6078976

>>6075673
>sandra lee
>no free form meatloaf video
come on, this is serious. people died for that meatloaf.

>> No.6078986
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>>6078846

>> No.6078987

>>6075391
>insisting on the egg whites part to make it healthier
>proceeds to add shitty processed pizza rolls and cheese

but use only egg whites! we want this to be healthy!

>> No.6078991

Anyone have the video with that Finnish guy who looks like he lives in an IT room full of wires and shit, but he's cooking potatoes and mashing the shit out of them in water, American Cheese slices and uncooked macaroni?

>> No.6078998

>>6078976
>not posting it yourself
fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKu3PcgYrU

>> No.6079000

>>6078998
I'm classy like that

>> No.6079026
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>>6074667

How has Cooking With Hoarders not been posted?

How to cook a hot dog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

>> No.6079041
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>>6079026
>hot dogs and peaches
>and peaches

>> No.6079054

>>6079026
>implying this just isn't a tim and eric deleted scene

>> No.6079105

>>6079026
masao is fucking great shut up faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xFOmgWp9GU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pww3QAtTdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y64RbgOLtmY

>> No.6079107

>>6074684
holy shit all the meat she tossed away

>> No.6079110

>>6079105
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3r7mjh3SsPw7xziKVqYYVQ

>> No.6079115

>>6078852

>i have never heard of an onion brunoise

>> No.6079116
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>>6079026
It has been posted in here you dumb nigger

>> No.6079125

>>6078987
Yes I'll have a large Mountain Dew. And a small salad, I have to watch my figure.

>> No.6079129

>>6079115
even then just cut down angling towards the centre and not straight down
it's faster and better

>> No.6079134

>>6075372
My aunt used to (and maybe still does) put chicken in the sink like that. Fucking disgusting.

>> No.6079136

>>6075718
>Salting a purple eggplant.
But anon, the White Base needs that salt.

>> No.6079143

>>6074753
got some weak ass bones

>> No.6079151

>>6074848
Metal in a nonstick pan thats hard to watch

>> No.6079201

>>6075391
not even fliping the egg, holy fuck that was rough

>> No.6079212

>>6079201
I don't flip anything when I make omelettes, and they come out fine. Just let most of it cook through and let the remaining liquid get fairly viscous. By the time you eat it, the residual heat has cooked it enough that it's just pleasantly creamy.

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>>6074731
She sits down while making it.
SHE'S SITTING DOWN!

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>>6075037
Even if that's a joke, and it probably is, the fact that he was willing to mess up his kitchen like that for the video is almost as disturbing as had he been a real hoarder.
I did myself, drunkenly, try a butane torch on sausages last week, though.
Pic related.
They didn't cook evenly.

>> No.6079439

>>6076079
>dorito scum
LORD JUST KILL ME NOW

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>>6075769

...

>> No.6079606
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6079606

im sorry but
HOW THE FUCK
didnt anyone post that mean ass mofo.
fucking weber man. Pretty much the prince of depressing cooking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPYsXmcUrw

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>>6079606
If you would read the thread you would notice he has been posted multiple times already

>> No.6079622

>>6079617

indeed. scrolled2fast2furious

>> No.6079636

>>6079286

Standing for a prolonged time might damage her joints so she sits down.
She's only taking good care of her body

>> No.6079648

>>6079636
this

>> No.6079655

>>6074731
>premade cheesecake filling
w-what...?

>> No.6080558

I know there's been a few Sandra Lee vids in this thread but I think it often goes unnoticed truly how terrible she is.

I recall reading a huffpost article written by a woman who ghost-writes entire cookbooks for celebrity chefs (who she described as often too busy or merely untalented to create recipes themselves) slandering Sandra Lee... she was tasked by Lee with more workload than she could handle and couldn't get out of it so came up with the worst things she could imagine in desperate contempt, the Kwanzaa cake being one of them. And apparently the worse the recipe was the better Lee received it. Of course, the article was quickly taken down.

Truly Lee is an American Beauty-esque ice creature from my nightmares and the whole absurd celebrity chef world expresses itself through her frosty maw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMNZ6xY6YY

>> No.6080563

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8

>> No.6080591

>>6080563
It's listed under comedy for a reason. Do people really think it's an actual show?

>> No.6080625

>>6080558
sanda lee may be horrible, but she kick started my stoner-esque cooking technique of using pre-made shit

i would never make her recipes, but she did alot in teaching me that alot of components are alreayd made and waiting to be used.

>> No.6080645

>>6074667
>teaches you to make nachos kek
You must be American who thinks cheese and corn chips = nachos

>> No.6080663

>>6080625
Yeah there's nothing wrong with using premade things or canned goods or whatever as long as it's made with some tact, but Lee's stuff may as well be creating a wedding cake out of stacked aspic it's so objectable.

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>>6075372
I bet that shit taste gooder than motherfucker tho

>> No.6080757

>>6080645
But it is.

>> No.6080869

>>6074731

This made me puke up my terrible Wawa meatball sub I ate an hour ago. Jesus Christ all that cheesecake filling, this is horrible

>> No.6081308

Seems like it started out alright.... however, it quickly went downhill lol

http://youtu.be/43I8UMxFf-4

>> No.6081319

>>6081308
Fatties sure do love ham.
He's out of breath from rolling an egg roll.

>> No.6081342

>>6074684
When will stupid Amerifats realise Meatballs and Spaghetti isn't Italian, it's American.

>> No.6081367

>>6081308
You can tell that cunt dumped it in the sink on purpose.....fuck that makes me so angry

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>>6079636

>> No.6081429

>>6074694
>5:38

This shit really rustled my jimmies.

>> No.6081538

>>6074753
>go get help boy!
I'll never have a bro cat that calls for helps and brings me a shirt to tourniquet my leg

>> No.6082360

>>6077349
sweet jesus

>> No.6082872

>>6074731
i hate to admit it, but i would eat the shit out of that.

>> No.6082906

>>6075030
dat hairy belly

>> No.6083071

>>6074680
I made this recipe a long time ago and it actually came out great. I used green onions instead of white though.

Not healthy but macaroni salad isn't health food in the first place.

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Didn't see this one posted yet, apologies if it was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8

>> No.6083102

Why haven't you gone raw vegan yet /ck/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLSCXRnjMGk

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>>6083112
This makes me physically upset.

>> No.6083166

>>6075987
>stay coolz :)

>> No.6083180

>>6076999
>eggs are my specialty
>crack all these, what are they? yolks?

>> No.6083183

>>6083112
I actually feel sorry for poor Penus, her mother is a fucking psycho who seems to be forcing her into this act.

>> No.6083202

>>6083102
I think I would rather die than eat like that.

>> No.6083207

>>6083102
She looks like absolute shit, also that can't be good for digestion at all.

>> No.6083220
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>>6074694
>whole garlic cloves and garlic powder

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>>6074694
>her knife skills
I seriously thought she was going to chop her thumb off

>> No.6083258

>>6078736
i want to kiss his mouth and suck his dick

>> No.6083269

>>6078736
He sounds exactly like Owen Wilson.

>> No.6083297

>>6083269
i couldnt watch the video wothout hearing owen wilson, damn you

>> No.6083322

>>6074694
>"With stirring every ten minutes to... make sure the temperature is set right."

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>>6074731
After 1:14 everybody in this thread.

>> No.6083339

>>6083326
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SypF2eM_q8Q
What really pisses me off? The diet soda. Like that's going to help. That and the fact that some poor offset spatula had to participate in that shit.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaSsMW_ayLM

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>>6083835
>american cheese
maximum pleb

>> No.6084175

>>6084073
He got da beetus

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>>6083112
Don't touch da transparent slimey thing called "egg white"

>mfw

>> No.6084217

>>6074875
it feels like I'm watching the Pink Flamingos dvd extras

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>>6074667
Nothing but nothing will taste better
>nothing but nothing
>nothingness tastes better than his shit sliders

>> No.6084336

>>6078193
this guy has 3k subscribers. let that sink in

>> No.6084339

>>6078833
americlap confirming the stupid american stereotype by assuming every european is british

>> No.6085657

Hopefully a bump will work

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6085745

this thread

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>>6074695
>"butter"
>margarine

>> No.6085838

>>6077403
>You Have (10) iPhone Tips

>> No.6085889

I'm monitoring this thread.

>> No.6085936

does anybody have cooking videos with obese people in them? like simply sara

>> No.6085960

>>6083835
dat reveal

>> No.6085983

>>6074753
Why are the people who do the dumbest shit always the ones with the weakest bones?

>> No.6087956

>>6075386

>Been years since I saw that gif
>That girls fucking face

>> No.6088068

>>6079105
what combination of circumstance and breeding created a human being like this?

>> No.6088938

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyGeanJTmds&feature=youtube_gdata_player

huey the fat cunt

>> No.6088940

I doubt anyone on this board even knows about Travis and Trav's Fryer.

No idea if his recipes are good or not, but I know that he is pretty strange. Take a look at his other videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3UsAAIbquU

>> No.6088985

>>6075386
>goddamn it, i ain't got no motherfuckin name fo it yet motherfucka, shiiiit!

>> No.6089066

>>6088068
Hopefully the unique kind. The kind that can't be replicated.

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>>6074731
>they discuss whether Jesus would eat it with them

>> No.6089110 [DELETED] 

More MasaoHF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

In this video, he teaches us plebs about the effect of the Earth's gravity on cooking a steak.

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>>6077919
>>6077919

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6089907

here is some cooking from german scripted reality tv-shows. I really don't know if these people were forced to cook this shit or just showed their "skills"...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5UxsfnFJ8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzZbJAZtLwg

>> No.6090402

>>6074680

southern women and their cooking, dude.... been to a lot of family reunions where this type shit was served and getting lauded.... ahh the south

>> No.6090506

>>6089907
That's vile.

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>>6074667
Hows OnePotChef doing? He get better? Him and Nicko's Kitchen are shit. Fucking australia, man.

>> No.6090725

>>6090514
I actually enjoy Nicko's kitchen. He doesn't pretend to be a sophisticated chef. He remakes fast food, but he does it well.

>> No.6090801

>>6089907

i don't get it
the shit our tv comes up with turns out WAY WORSE than these notorious "kit kat lasagna" and "maccaroni salad" videos american fatties put on youtube

i know it's intentionally made to be as disgusting as possible, but man - why do they do this

>> No.6091284

>>6074667
I'm probably just being a huge faggot here, but am I the only one who feels sorry about this woman and the way /ck/ ridicules her? It just looks like she doesn't have anything going on in her life besides her "cooking," and she thought some people might enjoy these videos. Instead everyone laughs at her and she ends up deleting her channel (if I recall correctly). It makes me pretty sad for some reason.

>> No.6091350

>>6091284
Don't worry, I think her channel's back up and running again? I do feel a little sorry for her. Anyone who gets themselves to that weight has got to have an eating disorder of some sort, or were raised so fucking badly they actually think their eating habits are normal.

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>>6074875
http://youtu.be/1yTTEezGZuU?t=2m9s

degenerate

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmu4rm2fEq8

>> No.6091424

>>6091423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB3HYaIjMbA