/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Beef rice porridge

oh boy you again

Cheesecake.
My first attempt at making one. came out pretty good.

pic related

>>6072218

Cumin chickunz

>>6072205

I can tell from the reflection that you are a fat azn man on a date with another man who is also talking pictures of his food.

>>6072186
How do you make this

HOW DO YOU MAKE THIS

Twice cooked prok

>>6072186
Tacos lengua,didn`t remember to take any pictures of the actual taco

>>6072241
Make pancake batter
Add sliced green onions
Add powdered dehydrated green onions (optional)
Are you retarded?

>>6072285
that does not even look like traditional pancakes. it looks more like pizza dough to me and using pancake was just a clever name for it

Red oil wanton

Pan fried pirk bao

Cube chow mein

No tip needed since insult in chinese culture to tip

>>6072339
If only the rest of the world was this sensible as the Chinese.

>>6072186
Now take that scallion pancake and make a ghetto jian bing.

>>6072293
It is pancakeit taste good

Why american pizza always come to your mind?

>>6072339
>No tip needed since insult in chinese culture to tip
>still tips dollar

>>6072339
>receipt without a signature line
>you haven't paid yet
>picture of your 'tip'
>LOL Ill take a picture of a dollar every time I eat somewhere to piss off /ck/!

You probably got some bites the first time you did it, but we've seen you do it at least 10 times now. You can stop.

>>6072365
Tip for mexican busboy

>>6072375
I never pay with credit, too worried you guys call restaurant and troll like man did 3 week ago

>>6072385
If you stop posting your receipts online like a tard then you can resume paying with a credit card.

>>6072385

you can use photoshop to hide your name, dumbfuck

>>6072375
lol

>>6072285
You are completely retarded. That is not at all how you make it. All you made were nasty fucking salty onion pancakes.

To make it in a nutshell, you have to make a dough, let it rest, add green onions, roll it out so it's flat, roll up the green onions so you get at tube, flatten out the dough again then pan fry it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drfdQAcwCGk

>>6072339
If you live in a place where it's customary to tip (USA, Canada) then you should tip. If you don't then the next time you go they will piss into your tea.

>>6072293
Ignore those poor, ignorant, fools. Green onion cakes are made from a dough, not batter.
>http://www2.canada.com/cityguides/vancouver/features/tasteofbc/prov/story.html?id=d46ae532-6220-4e74-829b-8c394be1b436

>>6072430
receipt show everything got to eat

>>6072444
no photoshopper on phone?

>>6072504
this makes the tasty green onion pancake like good restaurant

Miso ramen time

Chashu and cheeze

House special ramen

>>6073172
two things that should never go together

I made cheesy grits with cubed, fried spam.

>>6072285
Are you crazy? pancake batter? obviously you've never had a green onion pancake before. try going to an authentic chinese restaurant sometime and not panda express

Dessert

No tip since insult to tip japan culture

$1 just for mexican busboy

>>6073175
that looks like an alien

>>6073241
>>6072339
>serial number's the same, same dollar bill

it's all a sham people, nothing to see here, everyone go home

>>6073270
WHAT THE FUCK ?
that poor mohican busboy never got his one dollar.

Dessert Round 2

>>6073270
>>6073289
>implying I ever use the /ck/ lucky $ bill as the actual tip and not another dollar

>>6073270
Maybe...maybe they're all counterfeit.

>>6073305
>the /ck/ lucky $ bill

I don't believe you.

>>6073306
Just reported OP to the FBI, Cupertino and San Jose police departments for possible counterfeiting and attached photographic evidence.

>>6072359
Wtf jian bing with a scallion cake why didnt this happen sooner

>>6073179
I have 680 agreement point. You can take them all.

anyone wondering where OP ate today:

Nutrition Restaurant Inc
Cupertino Village Shopping Center, 10935 North Wolfe Road, Cupertino, CA 95014

Ramen Tenma
487 Saratoga Avenue, San Jose, CA 95129
"Small, lively eatery specializing in Japanese ramen noodles with classic, miso & other broths."

Bijan Bakery & Cafe
441 Saratoga Avenue, San Jose, CA 95129
"Big selection of buttery baked goods & rich desserts, rounded out by sandwiches, juices & coffee."

>>6073413
well at least op has taste. too bad he's a cheapskate

>>6073305
there's a /ck/ lucky bill? my life now has a purpose. must find

>>6072186
Got something in the hoven, will post asa it's ready.

PREPARE

(tip: cheese)

>>6073473
pizza?

>>6072218
yum.
did you do graham cracker crust?

>>6073491
Nay, better. You'll see, it's almost done! (gotta cok for at least 30mn)

>>6073473
>>6073503
OP where did you go? is your cooking done yet?

>>6073179
You are just wrong...

just made this.

>>6072273
jesus, the tongues are huge

>>6074387
looks ok, what is it? Chinese or Korean?

>>6074406
you killed your hamster and grilled it didn't you?

>>6074396
frankly no idea, I can tell you what's in it an you tell me.

turkey breast in a bit of lime juice, oil, scallions, mint curry, some chilies, soy sauce together with green and yellow peppers. also some parsley. I'm not even sure what the fuck I am doing.

>>6074408
Nice 1. That's how you learn to cook, fuck up cooking a lot.

>>6073493
Yup.
one of the very best parts

>>6072186

>>6074408
That is what we call a "stir fry".

>>6072323

of fuck, i am waiting on chinese delivery and that made me so much hungrier

>>6074561
>pizza nigger doesn't realize pizza not cooked...

>>6073249
ayy lmao

>>6073645
agreed. where food? what was cooked? so confused?

>>6072359
That looks good. Except can't tell what's in it. Eggs? Cilantro? Not sure what the red sauce is. Tomato paste? Hot sauce?

>>6075439
....it isn't an omelette, did you even read?

>>6076004
not OP, but the filling looks like omlet to me?

>>6076004
>>6078389
Not even omelette, not even France...

>>6074394
It's a cows tongue,do you know how big those get?
This one weighed in at 4,5 pounds

>>6079017
I don't get the French bit?

>>6072285
if you're on the west coast get it at a shanghainese market. don't try making it at home, it's not the same.

>>6073175
>pork on the side of the bowl
>beansprouts

c'mon buddy.

Masala

>>6079202
Google up omelette for place of origin, ya dumb fuck...

>>6079493
I typed omelet. Omelet is a southern dish. Guess you live in New York or some shit and don't have any national pride?

wikihow.com/Cook-a-Southern-Omelet

>>6079701
>South had any national pride, just full of darkies and incestuous French ancestry.

>>6079738
>self hating New York resident trying to drag The South down.

>>6079738
>>6079983
As a native NYer I can honestly say fuck NY, I'm hoping to transfer to the south soonish.I will miss some of the food but I plan on making it up with good mexican food and bbq.

>>6080198
BBQ...amen!