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>fast food

You already fucked up

>>6056316
sorry, was too lazy to upload a Picture of some burgers I made from my phone.

still, if I had to eat at a fast Food chain Restaurant, I'd choose burger king - aside from the cheese and meat which are a bit tasteless the big king is actually okay.

Went to a place the other week and had one of the best burgers ever: JT red wine onions, double smoked bacon. Aged cheddar, beer mustard,
Horseradish mayo, tavern chips or salad greens.

I hadn't eaten all day so it was the perfect storm.

It's definitely a burgin day. Maccas just announced they're going to be killing like half the menu so I'll probably go get a bacon and cheese quarter pounder while I still can.

>>6056352
Go to bed Aussie.

This

I need one of these

>>6056361
>Looks delicious but can't possibly fit in mouth /10

from?

>>6056364
it's a b[Spoiler]urger[/Spoiler] new world

>>6056356
I'm not from straya cunt

When I'm not too far from Carls Jr, I go there for a Big Carl. Runners up are Del Taco's Del Burgers or BK Whopper. Pictured Big Carl.

>>6056369
Nice

>>6056352
Wait, what?

>>6056364
I know this is a joke, but there must be some way to construct a burger holder that doesn't leave half of the thing completely inaccessible. Maybe a shutter supported by spring loaded ribs?

I would always order a few of these when I'm hungry for a burger. 1 dollar per burger seem like a great deal to me.

>>6057199
Can't go wrong with cheap beef and onions

>>6056368
it's 5 guys

Outta my way plebs!

>>6057245

do you even know where the cheese goes?

You fucking plebs have no clue about good Burgers.

>>6057279

>>6057284
>>6057284

>>6057290

>>6056303
>wakes up with the king
Homo Detected!

>>6056316
>MUH MICROBURGERIES

>>6057279
>>6057284
>>6057290
>>6057294
These look awful.

>>6056303

>>6057279
>>6057284
not even burgers, those are just sandwiches

>>6056364
Is that Eli Manning?

>>6057294
why is there Doritos

>>6057279
>>6057284
>>6057290
>>6057294
Just kill yourself. No, seriously. Kill yourself.

One more for you guys

based wimpy

>>6058880
looks pretty whimpy

>>6057172
They have this thing at Burger Fuel in NZ. Damn good burgers and you can get sweet potato fries with aioli.

Visited the US last month and I still can't get over how simple yet beautiful these burgers were. I woke up craving for one of them double doubles a few times since my visit.

It's a shame that I didn't get to enjoy other burgers because my friends wouldn't eat anything but turkey and chicken because they were too afraid to consume pork, even if it was accidental. I was especially curious about Johnny Rockets and Carl's Jr.

>>6059848
sometimes, i wish we would have as much fast food variety as america. :(

>>6058924
What's the red shit on there? Looks like either beets or canned cranberry sauce. Neither of which sound good on a burger.

>>6059848
Why on earth would they be afraid to consume pork? Are they muslim?

>>6059890
Or, you know, Jewish?

>>6059890
Yeah we're Turkish. It's weird that even though most Turks don't practice their religion they almost always avoid pork. I've long been an atheist so I don't give a fuck, and boy did I love bacon, but they were literally scared shitless of pork.

For instance, one of them ordered a burger in that Jurassic Park themed restaurant in Universal Studios, LA, and he dropped it the instant he took his first bite because it had bacon in it.

>>6059889
tinned beetroot

just the kiwis copying the aussies.

>>6059848
johnny rockets is really good, the 50's style restaurant is neat

their milkshakes are really good

>>6059912
>It's weird that even though most Turks don't practice their religion they almost always avoid pork.
I've noticed this too. There are plenty of phobias ingrained in people because of forgotten reasons or taken out of context.

>>6056326
It's a shit copy of a big Mac,....a shitty burger..

>>6057215
Is overrated

>>6057135

>>6057290
I take it that's the german burger?

Care to elaborate on the cheese? I can see lettuce, is that red and green cabbage as well?
And ketchup?

I'd keep the lettuce, change the rest of the salat for saurkraut, and change the ketchup for good german mustard. Make it a little more authentic

>>6058327
Yus, johnny rockets is tasty. They're milkshakes are really good, plus free refills on soda.

Always good to hit johnny rockets before a movie. Get your last soda refill to go and skip the $5 movie drink price.

So what do you guys cook your burgers in? What if you don't have access to a grill?

>>6059848
In n out, very good. Closest I can find in canada is wendy's. equally simple and greasy but not the same.

My dream is for in n out to come to canada, but sell poutine instead of animal stye.

>>6060664
Typically if you don't have a barbeque you can cook them on the stovetop or in an electric griddle. A hotplate and a skillet would also work.

If i was cooking for somebody else i would use cast iron, but if its just me a nice teflon non stick is the way to go. Clean up is much easier and its just me.
You can opt for a griddle pan if you want, but I find they're only useful for browning sausages. You miss out on the juice with a burger due to the grooves.
As far as the electric griddle goes, a george foreman will work, so will any one piece griddle.

I use the bbq for beef burgers. For salmon or turkey burgers I'll use a skillet on the stove. Gas heat either way.

Culvers is based.

>>6057284
This shit looks gross and isn't a burger

There's a fantastic local bar and restaurant called Kinetic Brewing Co. and they have great burgers, everything fresh. MUCH better than In N Out in my opinion.

>>6060730
Culvers produces the greatest lethal meat-death in the world.

What do you guys put in a burger Pattie

Not sure how complicated I should go with seasonings?

>>6056326
In-n-out is better if I'm going to eat fast food hamburgers.

>>6060814
mandatory
>salt
important
>pepper
nice to have but not necessary
>paprika
>garlic powder
>onion powder

i typically never season a burger with anything except a pinch of salt, but those are the typical options

>>6060814

Nothing for fuck sake. Treat it like a steak and you get a good burger patty. Cook it in a dam cast iron pan. You fuckers put your burger on the grill then add all this shit so it doesn't fall apart no wonder your burgers fucking suck

>>6060894
>>6060832
No onion?
Ok then, if you say so

>>6060901
onion goes on top of the burger patty
if you're grilling, get some tin/aluminum foil and wrap your sliced onions and put them in the grill until they are tasty and warm

>>6060671
>Wendy's is about the same as In N Out

Thanks for settling the 5 guys vs InNOut debate. Nobody would every say that Wendy's is anywhere near as good as 5 guys. If In N Out is on the same level then its obviously way worse than 5 guys

>>6060901
if you have a food processor or a cheese grater it's nice to put some shaved onions in your patty.
same goes for the garlic. real thing is always better than the powder.

I like to fry my onions a little bit so i leave the patty plain except for a bit of salt

>>6060915
Yeah, wendy's is basically the same as in n out. it's a very basic burger done well.

I'm not going to participate in the debate, but i will make one statement.
In n out and wendy's do a classic cheeseburger done really well. just the right size, with one main option (animal style)
5 guys is all about big size and customization. the extreme variety of toppings lets you customize a great burger for you. the patties are big, juicy and delicious. the fries are great, peanut oil fried and such.

So yeah, five guys might make the bigger and fancier burger. but that doesn't make it better. It's just different.

in n out is a basic burger done well, five guys is a huge burger, with all the toppings you can eat.

it's literally like comparing scotch and bourbon. in n out is bourbon. it's simple, but it's done so well that you can't get enough of it. five guys is more like scotch, you can make it very complex and tasty, but sometimes its too big a flavor.

neither is better, they just achieve different goals

Le gimics

>someone is wrong so I must be right.
LOL. If that guy thinks that wendys and in-n-out are pretty close he's a retard. The only thing they have in common is the patty size. Having both a 5 guys and a in-n-out I greatly prefer in-n-out

But how can you people stand all that sodium? I get nauseous just thinking about it.

http://imgur.com/a/hC8Ee?gallery

>>6060730
I just wish their buns were a little better proportion to the rest of the stuff inside. it's why I almost always ask to sub the sourdough bread for the buns
also
>not getting cheddar on your double

>>6062713
Have a glass of water now and then, it's good for you

>>6057290
>>6057294
these don't look too bad but....

>>6057284
GOOD GOD WTF IS ON THAT THING? Looks like straight up diarrhea.

>>6060730
culvers burgers are god tier, but their fries a shit

>>6063387
Reinländer
with american "cheese" and it's buttercheese.
How horrifying.
At least it is a Laugenbrötchen.

>>6063531
Looks like that bitch after De Gea kept deflecting everything that he did at Manchester United v Poopypool.

>>6063387
Every single one of the burgers in your link look incredible.

got DAYUM muh taste buds

>>6059848

Living in Finland is suffering. We'll never get something like that here.

>>6064512
Just make them yourself
And fuck, I know plenty of places here that serve amazing burgers

>>6064519

I mean we don't have any fast food chains that are equivalent or at least any that I'm aware of. Plenty of good restaurants though.

All these burgers look like some some fast food crap or some crap that some pervy uncle makes.

Get real you dumb twats.

This is good in NYC, I either order there or call ahead, and make sure to order have the buns packaged aside... and yes I do tip the folk. They're some some folk there.

jackson hole on 64th in manhattan

Unpretentious, not served by faggots, and very good, better than the bullshit served by others for a shitload more money.

I'm just a meat popsicle!

This shit is goofy to me, I can go to regular places and it's better in NYC than the so called hoity toit places in NYC that I don't give a flying fuck about.

To each our own.

I hear these are nice...

>>6063468

Drinking a glass of water does not cancel out your excessive sodium intake. For fucks sake.

>>6064545
Maybe the fact that people are posting a picture of a burger they like doesn't necessarily mean they regularly have an excessive sodium intake? Maybe normal people can have the occasional junk meal and not be fucking weird about it?

How's it feel to be as retarded sounding as a vegan?

>>6064545
So what?

>>6064548

That's not what this conversation is about. I was talking about the nausea from eating a ton of sodium in one meal and feeling like shit afterwards. Reading comprehension.
Also, funny you should mention veganism since I do happen to enjoy plant-based food as my main dietary source.

>>6064559
>reading comprehension
>Maybe normal people can have the occasional junk meal and not be fucking weird about it?

There you go. Have fun being a special snowflake.

>>6059848
That Turkfag here. I forgot to mention that we actually do have Carl's Jr. here and it's pretty good, but it's more on the expensive-but-better side. It's far more superior to our McDonald's or Burger King and it also offers unlimited drink refills which is new to Turkey.

My favorite burger there is the western BBQ, it's fucking great, and it's exactly what I wanted to try out in the US (ours have jerky instead of bacon). Pic related.

>>6064512
>>6064523
Oh man, don't you guys at least have McDonald's or Burger King? Some would look at it on the bright side and say, "hey at least you don't eat as unhealthy", but everyone needs bad food every now and then; it's a guilty pleasure.

>>6064541

I've had the hyped to shit jackson hole burger, it was alright but honestly I expected it to be at least a 6/10. It was a solid 5.

Even Eisenberg's makes a better burger and it's not even something the twitterverse is atwitter over. But sometimes it's crowded during lunch, and the hot young single mom cashier tries to banter with you when you leave, and I know these sorts of things make your social anxiety disorder kick in, guy who thinks people stand in line to be seen.

>>6059848
Most of america doesn't even get to enjoy those burgers.
Only califags get to enjoy such treats.

>>6056316

A Big Mac made me miss my last exam...

>>6057294
i could 100% beat you in a fight

>>6064448
Rhinelander is the name of a city in Wisconsin. Wisconsin produces god-tier cheese. Please educate yourself.

>>6056303
Hardees is a personal side-fave.

>>6065432
cheese curds 4 lyphe

I went to 5 guys two days ago after being severely disappointed several months earliers

That place isn't even overrated. It just fucking sucks DICK. The burgers are absolutely bland and tasteless. I'd rather have fucking McD's than eat there again, srs.

>>6065645
What kind of burger did you get? Might just be your store has shitty quality control

>>6065697
that burger looks amazing

>>6057215
Lol, no 5 guys burger looks that good, they are always smashed looking, it's like they smash them on the floor after they go in the wrapper. It's not a real reason to complain but it doesn't look as good as in and out from what I have seen.

>>6065704
i got them from here

http://www.cheeseandburger.com/

>>6057279
My typical every day burger:
>Kobe beef ground to the perfect consistency by hand, since grinders are for plebs
>Sauteed kale
>Truffle ketchup
>Caviar
>Mustard made from rare heirloom seeds
>Cultured vegetables
>Organic free range turkey bacon
>Sprouted chia, millet, and buckwheat buns
>Balkan donkey cheese that costs $600/lb
>Fried California condor egg
>Kraft barbeque sauce

i personally am not a co/ck/ like you guys but for fast food
Whattaburger>5 guys ( may notlook good but shit tastes pretty gud)>all else

>>6065709
>made up burgers that you can't actually buy
feels bad man, becuase I would eat the shit out of every burger on there

>>6065729

>no gold leaf flakes sprinkled over your bun

GTFO pleb

>>6066167
> no foie gras

>>6060659
i've always been afraid to bring soda into a theater in case i get kicked out

>>6056303

Head down to the local fish and chip shop and pick yourself up a burger with the lot, minimum chips.

>>6057172
>a burger holder that doesn't leave half of the thing completely inaccessible

God gave you two.

>>6057284
looks like the wife asshole

>>6065707
mine look like that

>>6066214

that is the most British burger I have ever seen. Dry, boring, and pathetic

>>6064912
There's like 10 in Dallas, I just ate there.

It's pretty damn good for the price.

>>6064445

The sweet potato ones are good, but sadly they're only limited time.

>>6068323

australian.

The right combination between egg beetroot pineapple and onions. Chuck a bit of tomato sauce on there and your good to go.

Wagyu burger with cheese from Mos Burger (A Japanese chain in Korea)

Inch thick tomato slices and pattys are made to order so I did have to wait a little bit, but they do bring out burgers to your table

Top notch burgers

>>6066213
Just put it in your pocket.

>>6064569

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Had two notable burgers on my trip to Vegas:

One from Gordon Ramsay's BurGR. It had bacon, a fried egg, and some cheese on it. It was alright. Not worth the price, but solid, with fresh ingredients, quality meat, cooked to order perfectly, etc. Ironically I got super addicted to the housemade ketchup that came with my fries, holy fuck. Sure put Michael Symon's burger joint to shame, though.

The second one was an In-N-Out burger. Being a Midwesterner, this was my first time trying this longtime West Coast bragging right... and it was alright. For the price, definitely the best you're gonna get - ingredients were all very fresh and the buns were actually excellent - but it's still a couple-buck burger. Beats McDonald's, though.

As for the best burgers I've ever eaten? One would be at Kuma's Korner in Chicago... Lair of the Minotaur burger. Poached pear, brie, pancetta, and onion. Holy lord, this is like, the lair of a chill minotaur who would welcome you in and watch b-movies with you after smoking a bowl. Sweet and delicious, also absolutely massive.

Other great one was one called the Green Eggs and Ham burger from a local burger chain. Prosciutto, a fried egg, spinach, parmesan, and a pesto aioli. GOD DAMN. Perfection, absolute perfection. I made love to this fucking burger. I'll probably go get it again and do the same thing soon.

>>6066102
make it yourself fagot, it's a website that is advertising cheese.

>>6057294
How do you eat it without all of those ingredients falling out?

>>6059912
Bacon causes you to commit adultery and to worship false idols

>>6068589
You smash it down and compress the bun. I've eaten some pretty fucking huge burgers and 99% of the time if they are in that form factor you cans imply press it down.
Pic related, I can press this down and compress it enough to get my mouth around it.
Also I can no longer eat the entire thing. WHY AM I SO OLD?

>>6068595
Who even likes pictures?

>>6068597
>>6068595
Oh and the food challenge. The burger pictured is the crypt.

>>6059912
I work with a lot of middle-easterners and north-africans. They are mostly completely faithless other than avoiding pork. They make luke-warm Christians look like hellfire zealots.

And they're hilariously irresponsible. Frequently eating pork by accident, panicking, and then it's someone else's fault. You can put PORK in big fucking capital letters above one of the employee meal items, they'll eat it, then freak out hours later.

You've spent your whole damned life avoiding it, yet you have no idea what it looks like and despite being fluent in English can't read the fucking signs?

Sorry for the rant, just a dietary irony.

>>6068581
that GH Confession scene.

>>6068636
that place looks terrible

>>6056326
>aside from the food, Bk's alright

>>6059848
what the shit is that pink-ass looking shit on the chips?

>>6065729
>Kraft barbeque sauce

>>6064519
Can you hit me up with some of these places? I've got a constant craving for good burgers but it feels like none of the places I can find really deliver, and the burgers I make myself are adequate at best. I think I need to start baking my own buns or something.

To any Britfags here, Brgr co. recently opened in London, and I was curious to see if you liked it.
The place is considered one of the better burger places in our country, so I just want to see if we have good burgers or not.

>>6064542
Fuck, I remember that.

>>6065729
>Bread not made with activated almond meal.

T.G.I. Friday's Jack Daniels burger with sauce is the only answer

>>6065179
Fuck you, Sid. Worst fruit.

>>6070248
Answer to what? Most pleb burger?

>>6059848
In-n-Out is good but that shit makes me wanna puke whenever I'm done and I don't know why

Also one time my take out bag smelled like dead fish. What the fuck

>>6060671

Man I wish poutine would become a thing in burger joints in America. I love some cheesefries and it's a similar dish.

>>6070380
Those look like probably the worst onion rings I've ever seen. Like a shoelace soaked in water.

>>6056370
if you call it maccas, you are a shitposter

>>6064445
>>6068478
>not getting deep fried cheese curds
>not getting onion rings
Sons...

I hate how every new burger at wendys is just new cheese, bread, and bacon. No cool shit like the jalapeno double.

>>6071272
Burger King has so much potential when it comes to this, but the one near me always has dry patties and they don't put on enough condiments to make up for it.

When the BK Stacker was still available, I would drive across town to go to the "good" BK. It was so greasy and epic.

>>6059848
I hate how its cool to say In N Out isn't good because of how obnoxious people are about it. I'm not going to stop liking it because some faggot won't get out of my face about it.

I feel I need to introduce you guys to a little burger shop near my hometown called Tuk Tuk.

Recently they came under fire because they couldn't contain their laughter when a vegan came in to complain.

I love these motherfuckers and their burgers.

>>6073973
Whenever they run out of rolls, often they'll either do a san choy bow style or even a steamed burger (pork bun style)

http://pornburger.me/

Call me pretentious, but I found this link long time ago in a burger thread and I love looking at delicous shit. Enjoy.

>>6073973
>gravy & BBQ sauce on a "burger"
Sounds like overkill, albeit an attempt at an upscale take on it.

>>6073986
Better?

>>6073987
no

>>6074046
needs lettuce, onion and tomato

>>6074017
I agree. The "slightly upscale" burger joint fad is getting ridiculous. Tossing a bunch of ingredients on it and charging more does not make you special. Odd ingredients can be fun, but they have to go so far outside of themselves to be unique now, that it's just not making sense. Also
>$12.50
>$13.50
for >>6073977? Ha ha ha, no.

>>6065697
10/10 WOULD DEVOUR

>>6074053

>>6059912
ayy lmao kardeş :^)

>>6059912
>Jurassic Park themed restaurant

Can dinosaur meat be halal?

>>6064542
That thread was awesome

>>6074106
I've never been a fan of raw bacon

>>6073987
18 bucks for a burger? Fuck that to hell.

No burger is worth 18 dollars.

>>6064912
False, only had it once, but we've got them in Texas. We've got a local chain (P. Terry's) that is so much better and cheaper than In n Out. I don't get the hype.

To all you Europeans lamenting the fact that you don't have access to fast food burgers, really you're not missing much. I'd take your expensive, but amazing cafe fair over our cheap and generic fast food culture any day of the week.

>>6073987
That is not worth 18.50 and chicken does not belong on a burger.

>>6068636

There's nothing like White Castle. Shit, I could go for about 20 of the goddamned things.

>>6068762
white castle never looks good in pictures but goddamn if it's not the best place to go when drunk/stoned and get about 10 sliders.
it's just greasy junk food that's good on a rare occasion sort of like taco bell or jack in the box.

>>6060656
>Jons
>Lasse
>German

>>6068536
Ants aren't picky