/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6065314
He seems more upbeat but still not himself

You can just tell the cooking trivia was Daym's idea, Joey doesn't even pretend to be into it

>>6065323

what did i miss? did something happen to him?

>>6065369
Daym has been doing this thing where he uploads a compilation of reviews from #teamdaym members. It's been going on for two weeks and both times Joey got harsh negative feedback from Daym's audience. So Joey has been even sadder since, and that's on top of him being a sad guy in general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSbZQr8HySE

Joey is at like 4:06, look at the comments though

I can't imagine Daym being some overbearing YouTube group boss telling teamdaym what and what not to do. I think joey is just trying new stuff out and seeing how people react.

>>6065314
Is it just me or does his face look slimmer?

>>6065314
>Is he seriously using fucking background music now?
I think someone suggested to him that he needs to add some music while he's eating so that we don't hear his chewing sounds.
Instead of doing what Ken does and fast forwarding his eating part with music he just put music over the whole video.
I don't think joey is that great in the video editing department.

How can someone support someone so disgusting and fat? The more positive reviews he gets, the more chances he'll upload videos of him eating shit and die

there were no WOOWOOWOOs, only two mini woos.

>>6065833
Lol, he eats that way regardless.

>>6065314
>music
>this is an 8 gang
>trivia
what have you done with the real joey?

I feel dumber for having watched the whole vid, but I'll answer his little shit trivia here, and I'll base it entirely on the kind of person he is....

>what are the 5 mother sauces of cooking

Ok, Joey. Here we are, and this is formulated especially for YOU (you fat retard):

Ketchup from McDonalds
Taco Bell "hot" Sauce
Ketchup from Wendy's
Ketchup from Burger King
Ketchup from Arby's

Hey, at least he's got variety!!!!!

Fucking fat faggot ass fat mother fucking sack of dog shitting dick cunting obesitybag of fuck.

>>6066028
You're a fucking faggot, dude

Wow this thread is still alive? I didn't bother posting because I thought the janitors were taking them down fast as hell. I for one love joey threads. Let us have a single /joey/ please?

This is so goddamn sad. Why is he doing this? Where are the viddles! Where are the WOOWOOWOOS? He's not even acting normally....

Whatever happened to that blog he was talking about a few weeks back? Did he just give up on it?

>>6066048
I consider myself a /broey/ yet i haven't seen that pic. So beautiful.

>>6066048
probably, just like he gave up on the "healthy choice" reviews he was going to start doing.

When will Joey learn that he has the power to be great, gyang?

All he needs to do is ignore the haters and critics and doctors.

>>6067188
>great
dead
FTFY

t-minus 9 hours until the new review.
who's excited?

what is so appealing about this fat fuck? he's not funny, just...disgusting.

Even reviewbrah has better reviews than this guy.

I've only watched a few joey videos, but I just feel really sad for the guy. Is he so lonely that he has to upload youtube videos of him being a disgusting sack of shit just for attention? he surely doesnt have any friends

>>6067302
Ken is m- his friend, best friend. w- they even met in person.

>>6065314
>Haven't seen one of these in a while

have you been dead the last month?

>>6065314
this guy sounds annoying as fuck. couldn't even watch for a whole minute

>>6065314
>insists on pronouncing the spanish words in his own stupid spanish
>can't fucking learn the most basic thing
>El Pollo

I don't think Joe actually knows what a "review" is. Like even from the start, he just thought recording himself eating food and giving close ups was enough until people corrected him. Only recently (past 2 weeks) has he actually started to articulate what he enjoyed and didn't enjoy about his meals. Also ReviewBrah is better by a mile.

>>6067359
The Joke.


Your Head.

Hopefully you are not this autistic and are just looking for an excuse to hate on Joey like the bitter virgin you are.

>>6067439
fatty detected

>>6065617
Hey listen man, he goes on Dr. Oz. He's a legit youtube star. I imagine he acts like a total diva.

How do I upvote/downvote posts here?

>>6067439
joey is a virgin

Should I keep the music, gyang?

>>6067484
I had a friend who worked for cutco/vector ala 2005. Fucking ridiculous. I worked in the blessed Kroger Deli, so I guess I can't poo poo too much.

>>6067655
fuck off and stop referring to us as "gang"

>>6067655
i'd tell you to kill yourself, but you're already trying

Wednesday review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX5OIAb4d8g

Man this is pathetic, you can tell he's really going off the rails. Music again. At least he makes the Waterboy reference he makes in every video involving cajun food.

>>6068069
Shit like this makes me doubt his authenticity as a "professional chef"

Idiot thought that maybe blackened ranch dressing would be black. I dont think he knows what blackened is.

>>6068046
fucking hell

>>6068102

>>6068106
This shit right here is why I come to /ck/

>>6068106
>>6068046

>>6065314
is it just me or does he look like he's in front of a green screen

>>6068111

>>6068121

>>6068069
dat ranch spray

I have to admit, I found him fucking disgusting and annoying at first, but he's slowly growing on me.
Same with reviewbruh.
The way he chews his food is still gross though.

>>6068129
one of the hardest i've ever laughed on /ck/

>>6068158

woo woo wooowoowooooowoo

>>6068046
>>6068106
>>6068129

Whoever is doing these, keep doing it.

>>6068340

>>6068343

>>6067302
he gives me very hard erections

>>6068343
>>6068129
>>6068121
>>6068106
>>6068046

>>6068088
hes a catering chef

aka makes shitty food in large quantities

he disabled comments, the trolls finally got to him.

:(

>>6068347
He's so full his eyes are bloodshot lol

I stopped watching 13 seconds in.

>>6068508
That's why we need the /joey/ threads, we love him here. I'm glad this one has lasted so long.

>>6068528
what are you talking about all anyone does here is laugh at him

I like how he tries to hide the fact he's a greasy mexican by pronouncing pollo like polo

>>6067302
Reviewbrah pls go.

>>6068069
>>6068135
>2:05
holy fuck

>>6068069

how can you fags watch this shit

not only is he annoying, but his chewing makes my stomach queasy, and i can watch just about anything on the internet without flinching (1guy1jar, mr hands, 3 guys 1 hammer, etc)

I was not expecting the music to be from black and white movies

>>6068671
>and i can watch just about anything on the internet without flinching (1guy1jar, mr hands, 3 guys 1 hammer, etc)

Woah, watch the edge there kurt

>>6066028
lol u so mad

>>6065314
what the fuck. this is the worst thing I have ever seen.

>>6068106
>lower right
>joey's a burn victim
>"gang, you may not be able to tell, but i'm really excited for this food review"
regardless, it looks tragic

Has this fat fuck ever not liked something? If it's fatty and/or salty he is guaranteed to like it.

>mmmm yeah, these fries swing gang

The chorizo vid is one of the most disgusting and depressing videos on youtube.

Jesus Christ.

>>6065314
This fuck can't even pronounce El Pollo Loco correctly....fuck this

His new review:

"put it in your comment section below!"

>>6068347
>fullofshit.jpg

>>6068838
When he eats something with salad in it you can tell and see how disgusted he is rofl.

>>6068046
>>6068106
>>6068121
>>6068129
>>6068343

I am saying this without exaggeration: these are the best things I have ever seen on /ck/. I cannot stop laughing.

>>6068069
At first I thought Joey was tearing up due to the spiciness of the shitty food he was eating but as it went on, seeing him well up with tears and trying to hold it together, it was clear that it wasn't the food.
That distracted, out of nowhere "Coke or Pepsi... that's a question"

>>6068069

He really needs to shave his beard of infinite sadness.

>>6069187
I like it. And it looks like he's been getting a lot of sun.

>>6068535
what are you talking about we support joey and have great concern for his well-being, only rotw and his autistic viewers shit up joey threads

>>6068508
comments still are up for me...

>>6069442
They were probably joking

Why would Joey disable comments if he was trying to do that trivia question of the day bullshit that Daym's making him do

>>6065314
BAN
THIS
SPAM
Fucking joey shit again.
Come on Janitors, clean this shit up.
This is clearly clickbait crap.

>sage all joey threads
>hide all joey threads
>ignore all joey threads

>>6069463

>flying this far over
>2014

Shigg Digg
>le_costanza_faec.exe

>>6069463
Just hide the thread you massive mongoloid count. Perplexing why some of you Fay s can't accept that some anon ironically or not actually enjoy Joeys content. /broey/ threads will never die

>>6069525
How do you know he's Mongolian?

>>6069463
I think you need to Leave buddy.

Besides joey threads always reach 300 posts so there's obviously people who enjoy him.

do people like joey the same way they like lil b and kim kardashian?

>>6069540

No, the same way we like heros and friends

>>6069463
this guy is mad no one watches him eat shit in a car all day. its ok friend. only smellz now.

>>6068671
*toughest kid in 7th grade

>>6069538
Go and fuck yourself you dirty shit.

I get the feeling he doesn't have a lot of friends. And the only human interaction he gets is around family. He's probably a really silly guy around his nieces and nephews which gets a positive reaction, hence why he does it on youtube. I would be his friend.

>>6065314
He's going to die soon.
Filthy, dirty coon.

>>6069463
fuck off rotw, you post this in every joey thread autist

>>6069442
I just checked and his latest video has comments, but when first uploaded it read that the comments were disabled

Does anyone else look forward to his videos?

>>6070210
I do, if for nothing else but to see what kind of mood he's in. He seems really down latley after the Ken videos. He hyped those up for weeks and seemed the happiest he has ever been in them, after those he seems really lost, like they were the best thing that ever happened to him and he knows it's over. SAVE JOEY KEN!!! PLEASE!!

>>6070300
He always comments nice things, I think Joe likes that, does Joe have a family? like a wife or kids, I wonder who is holding the camera in some of his videos

Joey is the Zodiac

>>6070490
I'd have to see Joey wearing glasses before I fully got behind this, but he does live in the right area and he was probably alive around that time.

>>6070573

The weight gain could very reasonably be a disguise, as he would have had a lot of time to gain weight and his culinary habits are consistent with those an actor might make when playing a role for a fat person (consider Jared Leto gaining weight for the Mark Chapman film).

The Joediac is not a foolish man. He knows what he does to his body, but his freedom is worth the price of concealing his identity in the blubbery glob he has built his body into.

>>6070305
Someone mentioned in a previous thread that he has kids, but I don't know how true that is. I haven't watched all of his videos to see if he actually mentioned them before.

>>6070596
>the Joediac
Jesus fucking Christ

>>6066034
BAN
THIS
SPAM
Sage,hide,ignore,report.
come on janitors, deshit /ck now!

>>6068838
He gave something from Burger King a 0/10 because it was "to small". He didn't even taste it

>>6065314
The only way you will stop this commercial spam from clogging up /ck/ is to report on sight.
The janitors have previously been very good at removing this but they need your help.
/ck/ is a good board but this shit brings it down.

>>6071532
>>6071503
>trying this hard
Trolling is best done with a gentle touch, son.

>>6071520
They gave him the wrong burger. Seems to happen to him a lot. Along with diet coke instead of regular.

Fucking ROTW isn't much better, he gives McFuckingDonald's hamburger a high score in his review and told people to get one. Same thing with the rest of the McD's trash on the menu.

>>6071532
>one general thread
>clogging up /ck/
just fucking hide it if you don't want to see it.
this is cooking related and that is that.
quit complaining.

>>6072019
Fuck off you nasty half breed.

>>6071560
BAN
THIS
SPAM

>>6072027
>being this mad over food reviews
get a grip

>Only 8 more hours until the Friday review
WOOWOOOWOOWOO!!!

>>6065314
Is that the guy from the Postal movie?

>/ck/ needs an advertising and commercial spam general
>for what purpose

>>6072138
>>6072147
>>6072033
lol u mad

>>6065314
>Haven't seen one of these in a while

You haven't? It seems like every third thread is another JPG of this fat bastard chowing down.

>>6072147
Better delete any thread that mentions a restaurant since that's "advertising".

>>6072228
Good idea. Let's start with those pesky Chipotle threads.

>>6072147
>complains about advertising
>every other thread on /ck/ is about some shitty fast food place

>>6072245
That usually has a substantive purpose, such as properly reviewing something, solid discussion, etc.

Okay, I get it. /tv/ has cunny. /sp/ has more cancerous threads than one can count--/epl/, /bet/, /trb/, etc. And we have /joey/ and review brah.

Hey, whatever man. Cancerous shitposting is on every board, in every capacity.

>>6072258
Don't forget about /kpop/ threads on /mu/. Those faggots are the worst.

>>6072258

>Autism: The Post

>>6072258
Discussion in joey threads was great before the army of autistic ROTW viewers started shitposting in them

>>6069290
>>6069572
>>6071560
>>6072288

wtf is "ROTW"?

>>6072308

Rectal Operation To Win, it's an underground anti-Joey movement.

>>6072282
>Buzzword: The Post

But seriously, thread hidden and saged at this point. If you have any other posts to make, direct them at my asshole, plebs.

>>6072331

It's too loose; I don't want to waste my good posts. Now fuck off, faggot.

>>6072308

Rniggers Otongue Tmy Wanus

>Had a bad day at work
>All I had to look forward to was coming home to post in /joey/ with my broies
>Instead its shitposting

Pleast guys back on topic. Whats your favorite food review. Mine is the papa johhns philly steak pizza

>>6072382
My personal favorite is the Mrs. Fields review.

>fans of a fat man ruining his own life attack a teenager who started making videos in the first place to improve his speech

What a bunch of assholes you all are.

>>6072400

Then leave. What are your crimes?

>>6072308

>>6072408
Lewd! Get this filth out of my pure joey thread!

>>6072382
Sorry about your bad day at work, broey

>>6072408

It's remarkable how similar a man's ass looks to a dog's ass. I like to think of myself as progressive but this is objective proof that gays are mentally ill.

If only I had been born a qt grill, I would just put a huge mirror over my bed and masturbate all the time.

We need to get him to do a review of Fazolis

>>6072425
sucks they don't have any in san jose. he would have to travel to LA.

>>6072414
>I like to think of myself as progressive but this is objective proof that gays are mentally ill.

100% agreed

Fuck the mods, Joey has persisted even in spite of the persecution of the fags who take it up the ass for free

>>6070573
Someone look for "woowoowoowoo" in the unsolved ciphers

>>6070573

Could it be... him?

>>6072732

Behold: our new flag

>>6072414
>It's remarkable how similar a man's ass looks to a dog's ass.
all assholes look the same, really

>I like to think of myself as progressive
lol you fag

>>6072414
>If only I had been born a qt grill, I would just put a huge mirror over my bed and masturbate all the time.
>yfw girls think "if i were a guy I'd just play with my dick all day"
how many fedoras do you own that you've never talked to a girl?

currently waiting for the new review to go up.
what do you guys think he'll review next?

>>6072850

Has joey lost it?

someone needs to develop a "joey app" that sounds off an alarm everytime a new video gets uploaded to his channel.

>>6072413
classic

>>6072895
the sound for the alarm could be joey "woo"ing

>>6072916
No no

It just needs to be "IM BYAAAAAAACK"

>>6072924
that sounds horrifying

>>6072895
I've been campaigning for someone to make a joey soundboard in these threads for a while now. I wish someone would do it.

>>6072941
it would have to include the following:
>IIII'MMMM BBYYYAAAAACCK
>good vittles gyang
>this swings
>woowoowoowoo
>various chewing sounds with uumm hhmm
>WHATSS GOING OOONNN?
>I'M RAMBLING. WHY AM I RAMBLING?
>i'm giving this a 10 gang it's so good
>it will make you happy
>wet fart
>what is this princess burger?
>loud single WOOOO!
>HAHAHA

What else broeys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Q5VocpkOM

You have to admire Joey, he's still trying to make the #TeamDaym thing work despite Daym's audience being far too entry level to ever fully appreciate him

Joey's bit starts at 6:30

>>6072986
Holy fucking shit
7:46
Someone coughs in the background

Joey doesn't live alone gyang

>>6072989
oh lord.

>>6072986
Joey getting btfo in the comments again. ;_;

>>6072989
no shit he obviously lives with his mom.
>cawa duty poster
>drawings on the wall

>>6072989
lmao that look on his face when she starts coughing. you can totally tell he lives with his mom.

>>6073036
>>6073056
Honestly this theory has some credibility now, that cough sounds like it came out of an older female.

>>6072986
I love how the last dude drinks alcohol in his car and then admits to drinking and driving.

NEW VIDEO GANG!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVxeun5cvPs

looks like he's not doing reviews in his truck anymore.

>>6073083
Any /fit/izens know any workouts to get arms like Joey's?

>>6073077
>weight watchers shit in the description
>no van
>even more obnoxious background music

WHY JOEY WHY

>>6073093
You just have to hate yourself and believe in yourself in a 60/40 ratio.

>>6072968

>COME ON!

from his wrong sandwich video

>>6073077
>gives a 10
>tries to explain himself instead of doing his usual "why does joey always give 10s. joey likes everything." in his annoyed voice
I think he's trying to be more professional for daym's audience. Not liking it.

>>6073077

Panera is garbage. Also why does he keep listing weight watchers points as he continues to eat shit food? I guess the panini isn't too bad, but he does it for taco bell and shit too

Could Joey realistically leave teamdaym and start his own food review posse? As it stands the only thing from daym I've liked was the video from years ago where they autotuned him talking about five guys. The one that started it all.

Joey needs to spread his wings and fly solo. He is only being held back by daym and his gang of swarthy scoundrels.

>>6072986
Notice when Joey picks up the slice, almost all of the veggies fall off while all the meat and cheese stay intact. It's like poetry..it...it's....joetry.

>>6073156
I think he's trying right now. His last 3 vids have been indoors. I hope Joey starts a fucking war against Daym and the haters on youtube. We should all start uploading videos of us eating fast food in the bedroom with a random cowaduty poster on the wall. Rise Team /joey/!!!!

>>6072841

No one has never talked to a girl.

I've sucked my dick, it's not that exciting. If I was a grill I'd have something nice to look at. Men are just not pleasant to look at. Women are just as mentally ill as homosexuals.

>>6073246
>yfw girls think "if i were a guy I'd just play with my dick all day"
>I've sucked my dick, it's not that exciting.
>Women are just as mentally ill as homosexuals.

Not that most women aren't insane, but how fucking autistic are you?

Question: what's with all the KBD hate with Joey fans? People talking all kinds of shit on their collab video about ken taking money or some shit.

>>6072986
Joey's pizza is boss
Everyone else has shit

>>6073156
I would use my youtube account to joint joey's posse.

>>6073156
>>6073194
>joey gets kicked out of team daym
>his next video opens cold with him crying with a gun to his head
>"this is it gang. apparently team daym doesn't want me anymore. no more reviews for joey."
>he puts the gun in his mouth. just as he puts his finger on the trigger he looks over at his passenger seat. ken is sitting there with a KFC bag in his hand smiling.
>"just for YOU joey"
>a glimmer of hope comes over joey
>"just for me?" joey wimpers
>he takes the bag and pulls out a giant box
>he opens the box and reveals 3 double downs stacked on top of each other coated in nutella
>joey's eyes gleam with joy and a smile comes over his face
>"IM BAAAAAAYYYYYYYK" he proclaims loudly
>"TODAY JOEY IS REVIEWING THE NUTELLA SEXTUPLE DOWN"
>he takes a bite of the large sandwitch in his hands
>he lets out an earthshattering "WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!" so loud it can be heard 3 parking lots away
>"THIS IS OFF THE HOOOOOK GANG"
>he devours it in seconds
>"THIS IS A 10! NO! THIS IS A 100! JOEYS NEVER GIVEN OUT A 100 BEFORE!" joey exclaims while letting out an audible fart
>"WELCOME TO JOEY NATION GANG! BE SURE TO SHARE LIKE AND SUSSCRIBE!"
>video closes with #JOEYNATION
>the video goes viral and gets millions of views
>KFC makes their own joey sandwich
>joey is finally able to afford to move out of his mom's house
>he surpasses dayms susscriber count
>most of team daym join #JOEYNATION
>all is well in joey nation

>>6073344
>fazoli's
it is truth

>>6073353
agreed

>>6073344
I wish that would happen but Ken seemed really uncomfortable around Joey in those videos, but then again Ken is a YT whore who leechs off of others so he might do it.

>>6073373
Ken seemed uncomfortable around Joey because he's autistic

>>6073373
Ken has autism

>>6073373
>>6073382
>>6073386
>autism

Joey is gross. I have better videos to watch.
Check out these hot gifs:
https://e621.net/pool/show/4499

It's like having sex with a toddler.

You guys are so weird with your Joey obsession. There's so much more to see than a fat man eating and talking about foods.

FUCK THIS FAT FUCK KORRA JUST ENDED HOLY SHIT. DYKES CONFIRMED.

>>6073501
>he says while watching chinese cartoons

>>6073060
>>6068129
>>6068121
>>6068106
>>6068046
>>6068106
Haven't laughed this hard in a good while. Thank you, anon.

>>6073570
It's Vocaloid, I don't watch anime much they're too time consuming. I prefer to read manga to experience a story at my own pace these days..
My main interests are Idolm@ster, VOCALOID, Touhou and MikuMikuDance.
JoeysWorldTour is just as boring as TheReportOfTheWeek. All they do is eat fast food and talk about it.
If you want to see something new and interesting you should check out the vlog of people who live in another country.
These two girls for example:
http://youtu.be/j2A002Em8Yw

>>6065314
>Is he seriously using fucking background music now?

Ragtime is patrician music

>>6072413
O god i felt so bad

poor guy payed like $16 for that thing but keeps a smile and says "Its so fresh its stuck to the box!"

>>6073577
they are stupid and uninteresting reddit tier.
joey gang consists of neet stoners
different target audience

>>6068069
His movie and gaming posters combined with the ranch spray is fucking gold. What a life.

>>6073501
nice vlc you complete plebian

>>6073595
Then try bumnumba1. He's funny
http://youtu.be/g3goNscj-Xc

I think Joey's target audiences are the same people who enjoy low tier humor and memes that only retards find funny. There's nothing great about him and his fanbase.
And why does he call his channel Joey's World Tour when he doesn't travel to enjoy different cuisine around the world anyway?

>>6073614
>>6073595
If only you morons understood our higher sense of humor

>>6073620
Yes. It's probably like that time when we upvote a fat black woman in an online beauty contest.
Praising ugly and fat people.

>>6073620
>2014
>being able to feel amusement

>>6073629
you dont get it because you're so high and mighty

>>6072968
>peeeaaaaccceee

>>6073636
I consider myself medium, not high.
and I think BBQ Pit Boys deserves more popularity on /ck/ than JoeysWorldTour

>>6072968
>off the hook
>kfc boneless chicken!

What is his full name, where does Joey live?

>>6073713
Joseph Hernandez San jose

>>6073713
Kill him.

>>6072968
>susscribe

>>6073734
BAN
THIS
SPAM

>>6073056
>>6073060
He made a really annoyed face when she coughed. Do you think Joey has a good relationship with his mom? Or does is he the type who yells at her when she brings home the wrong thing from McDonald's?

Also do you think he's a virgin in his late 30's or 40's? I'd totally buy him some escorts if so, it would swing.

>>6073077
>tfw the music is even more nonsensical than before
>you can tell he holds himself back from doing a wowowo or saying "it swings gang"

Yeah no, I need to go rewatch the hamburghetti video again. Team Daym's audience is ruining everything.

>>6073734
hes is gradually killing himself with every meal.

>>6073844
it's not happening fast enough for my liking.
We tried spamming his jewtube channel so now he's disabled comments.
We'll take him down eventually, just gonna take time.

Oh Joey, my Joey
Fingers like bratwurst
The innocent grin of the downs syndrome child
mustard spilt down shirt, an ethnic stain that will not wash
the guilt, the shame, the inhumanity
await the dark embrace of the diabetic claw

>>6073156

I like Daym, I even have time for Reggie Regg on occasion but I agree Joey would be better on his own.

He just doesn't get anything from being part of #TeamDaym except abuse so why fucking bother.

Joey needs to set up on his own and return to his roots.

Thank god

I feel like if there's any place Joey can let loose, it's in his van with his privacy shirt

>>6073956
It's 6am in California

Did Joey stay up all night or does he have to get up early for something?

>>6073961
I used to get up at 5:30am for work. Getting on the internet and commenting on videos was never part of that routine. After work, yes. So maybe Joey has a early morning job like at a bakery. Gets there at 1am to start prepping for the day and is done by 6am.

With this new revelation I want a meatloaf review from Joseph. Vid very related.

http://youtu.be/1bMs04JK0BQ

>>6072413
That made me so mad. At least he played it off like it was no big deal but I'd be pissed if that happened to my pizza.

>>6073843
He probably asks for silence when he's filming at home. Hope he gets his van fixed soon.

>>6073060
I'd love to see her walk in with a basket of his folded laundry

>>6072968
>gobble gobble gobble!

>>6073865

0/10

sorry gyang I got lazy

>>6074805
Fucking brilliant

>>6073856
Wow you are a faggot. Take him down ehh wow epic u r amonymus

>>6073856
we'll take YOU down, faggy little girly boy tranny

>I don't want you playin no foosball boy

>>6075490
Every cajun review

>>6065314

Has anyone ever made a twinkerito?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZnPHvRsx-c

>>6075522
Joey is a twinkerito

>>6075522
>doesn't know the words for paper towels or a cutting board

What a fascinating man

How is he not dead yet. He's mentally ill and you guys support him?

>>6075717
Isn't it good to support mentally ill people?

It's not like he's planning on shooting up a McDonald's or anything, r-right?

>>6075702
>this man is a professional chef
I hope someone is archiving all of his videos so we can still enjoy them after he dies. Seriously some of those videos are works of art.

>>6075739
>implying he'd be physically able to carry out a shooting

>>6075522
>bitching about chipotle charging extra for guac
Wow just like /ck/. No wonder you faggots like this fatass.

http://a.pomf.se/teohdv.webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSbA8A7lrg4

how can you even watch that disgusting fat fuck

>>6073614
>tongue in cheek naming is not allowed
>nofunallowed.jpg

>>6076179
freak show appeal

>>6076179
Fuck off hater

>>6076368
I use to have that restaurant but New Yorkers don't eat bbq.

>>6076370
>Dickey's
>BBQ

I'm impressed New Yorkers actually rejected that garbage.

>>6076391
Their ribs are like dog chew toys. Disgusting.

is that what casual food places consider BBQ-- slopping tons of sauce on meat? Fucking gross. Sauce should never come near smoked meat.

>>6076171
I'm fucking dying. Please make more

>>6076391
I enjoyed it but but it wasn't the only bbq joint that tried to open and closed even faster.

>>6073600
We need to find out joey's gamertag/psn id. I would go buy Call of Duty right now if I could play with big Joe.

How old is he anyway?

>>6076826
24

>>6076872
Horse shit.

>>6076872
How about 34.

>>6076904
...

>>6065314
Is Joey kill soon?

>>6075809
He'd have to take sitting breaks but he could do it, even if a normal sized trenchcoat would be skin-tight on him

>>6075803
I'm pretty sure he's a dishwasher. His fingernails give him away, but I suppose a kitchen job is a kitchen job. Right?

>>6066048
I love that pic
I love Joey

>>6076940
Joey isn't going to die until the new Star Wars comes out

>>6077778
like luke skywalker always says...
"GET TO THA CHOPPA!"

>>6077783
Imagine if JJ Abrams threw a Joey reference into the film

I could hear the woo-ing from the other side of the continent.

>teamdaym
what is this bullshit? It sucks

>>6077962
It's a group of shitty youtube food reviewers

Hopefully Joey's just using as a stepping stone to #JoeyNation

>>6077962
It's the team that's holding Joey back

Real talk, why do people shit on Joey like this. He's not malicious. He's not an asshole and he doesn't talk shit to people. Dude just loves food.

>>6079285
He's an easy target and people are lazy and angry.


Also, any word on how the Christmas card is coming along?

New vid tonight right gyang? I hope he got his truck back. He seems really down in the last few videos at his moms house. I swear he was about to cry in that popeyes vid.

>>6079627
I don't think even moving back into his truck could save him now

That #killjoey stuff is clearly getting to him

>>6079297
Nah, he's fat and ignorant and people are starting to get educated about food. He peddles trash and trash alone. He's fucked. I give his channel another 3 months maximum.

>not exclusively watching fedora suit pizza kid

>>6065314
lol fucking hilarious

El Pollo Loco literally has the blandest food imaginable, the fact that this pig is impressed with this tells me all I ever need to know about his opinions.

And for the record just humor me, who was doing this first, him or the big black guy?

Does anyone else miss his food mashups?

Every week he'd put something ridiculous on a burger and autists on /ck/ would get pissed

>>6079675
Big black guy

Word is that Joey got permission from Daym to do the reviews in the car thing. Before that Joey was doing cooking videos and food challenges and videos of him walking around a pier all alone

>>6079696
oh, well if that's true then that's not so bad at least he asked first

>>6079696
>nutella
>>6079689
>>6079664
>>6079644
>>6079627
>>6079297
>>6079285
>>6077976
>>6077778
>>6077363
>>6076399
>>6076179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

>>6079675
burn in hela faggot, i would kill for an el pollo loco on the east coast. you want bland? come to fuckign virginia.
its all fried with some veggie chucked on it.
altho i had a really fuckign good squash bisque like a month ago....

anyways, if you think el pollo loco is bland, youre obviously eating the ingredients one at a time instea dof combining it in a wrap and eating your heart out
uneducated butter eating american.

>>6079724
the only thing blander than el pollo loco is baja fresh

say that to my el pollo loco plate, taste it, and then see what happens, bland

>>6079759
comparing el pollo loco with baja fresh is the equivalent of comparing your mothers delicious cooking to arbys

>>6072436
THIS FAT FUCK LIVES IN SAN JOSE?? I JUST FLEW BACK FROM THERE I COULD HAVE MET HIM.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K44wHVqJk9k

New video is up gyang!!!

>>6080224
Joey stop it with the music

It's painfully obvious you're just trying to cover up your mother's coughing

>>6071549
>diet coke instead of regular
If I ever worked in fast food, I would to this to people to drop a hint.

>>6080241
>He doesn't like Joey's new post-funk theme song.

>>6080224
Fuck, i wish there was a carls jr near me..i always see ads on tv

>>6080322
the ears get me every time

kek

>>6073246
>men are not pleasant to look at

Have you seen /fit/?

>>6080224
>He dies more in every video

>tfw Joey replies to your youtube comment

>>6080905
Where did that pic come from? It looks like a female let Joey near her.

>>6076171
bro you should've exploited the fart in the kfc double down vid

>>6080872
Fucking lol

>moms house
>farts and plays it off as dancing
>grass fed? what does that mean?
>the lighting on his face makes the goo on the inside of his right nostril more prominent

and then there's the music

joey please go back to the truck remember what got you all the subscribers in the first place

>>6080908
Its his google plus icon

>>6080905
That KFC stuck to his teeth in a selfie. Based Joey.

>>6076171
This is fantastic

>>6080908
he's gay so its not like it matters

>>6081020
Is this a joke or is he really?

>>6080908
When hamplanets collide.

>>6076199
>freak show appeal
You're right :-[ ]
I guess his fans think they're cool for liking someone so gross and annoying that you just want to beat him up.

>>6081020
Joey isn't gay, he compares food to a good looking woman all the time

>>6080969
Ikr nigga doesnt give a shit

>>6081560
>doesn't understand closeted gay overcompensating