/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6057046

why don't you just reach down into the bowl and recycle, you nasty fat fuck.

>>6057046

>In the bathroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

>>6057046
just make some indian food

>>6057046
the circle of life

this thread cant be real

please dont be real

Ever since i began eating beans, i don't spend enough time in the bathroom to warrant a snack. I'm in and out. Glorious food, beans.

I keep pop tarts on the back of the toilet for when I need a snack. I eat them raw.

>>6057092
They any good raw? I never thought of pop tarts but that might be a good substitute for those messy honey buns.

I know many of you are looking at OP's question in disbelief, surely nobody eats in the fucking bathroom.

Well, one day I went to the bathroom and saw an empty pringles can. My fucking roommate eats chips while he shits.

These people are out there

>>6057046
who spiderpet on bathroom here

>>6057128
wat

>>6057119
i only get drunk while taking my first shit of the day

When I was a kid I brought my dinner plate to the bathroom and ate off of my lap.

Retrospectively, that was fucking gross, like snacking while you shit. I was 8 years old though, I get an excuse. You don't, OP.

behold!

>>6057209
>That tiny turd next to the garbagecan

>>6057209

OH GOD MY FUCKING SIDES

You sir, just won the internet.

>>6057212
its actually a gouge in the tile

>>6057222
Oh,nevermind then

>>6057119

I actually like to eat in the shower

A hot bowel in the warm shower with a cold drink on the shampoo rail is a hedonistic experience you should try at least once.

I know you are disinclined to believe me but I'm very serious. My most special, laboriously made meals are enjoyed in the shower. You have heard of shower beer, right? A cold one in a hot shower? Same idea. Try a shower beer first at least. I promise you, you will enjoy it

>>6057209

bro, srs'ly just tell us...Your living in the bathroom aren't you? I bet there's a rolled up air mattress in the corner.

>>6057242
its actually the bathroom at my work

>>6057046
I like soup.

If i'm constipated, then the warm liquids help things move. i only drink it like once a week there though.

>>6057046
You. Failed. Life.

>>6057237
Are you me? I seriously thought I was the only one who ate in the shower. I've eaten chocolate bars, candy, slushy and various drinks. I brought in a plate of food once but I can't remember what it was. I just face away from the water and eat. It's the best feeling ever to have hot water pouring down you back drink some something really cold or just eating.

I've also smoked a joint, pipe and bong in the shower. Again just face away from the shower and try to keep everything relatively dry.

>>6057485
Jezuz. Sorry I'm on a phone.

>it's the best feeling ever to have hot water pouring down your back while your drinking something really cold or just eating whatever.

>>6057209
NO DID YOU JUST FIND THIS OFF GOOGLE I HOPE SO FUCK

>>6057209
what really bothers me is that hand rail behind the toilet

no one is reaching back there

>white people

>>6057563

That seems about right, handicapped and obese need the help lowering themselves backwards in a controlled fall

>>6057104
they're ok raw. They're god-tier when frozen though.

This thread is gross btw, don't even know why im replying to you

>>6057087
take note OP. If you are in the bathroom long enough to warrant eating then you need to fix your fukken diet.

>>6057594

I don't know, I can spend hours on the toilet just reading or playing on my phone. Its a little rough cause sometimes u won't wipe and the junk will air dry around my spread pucker and then whe I do try its dry and stuck and like razors when I stand

>>6057612
then you just need to fix your life in general.

>>6057209
I am fucking jealous, anon

>>6057046
My bedroom has its own restroom so I always have stuff in handy. I always have mint truffle hershey kisses in room. Doubles as a breath refresher.

>>6057209
holy shit

>>6057237
fucking what? i can understand having a six pack in the shower, because the shower is warm loving and understanding and the rest of the world is shit. but eating in the shower just seems odd, you may need help anon

>>6058076
>Doubles as a breath refresher.
you're supposed to flush your shit not eat it

>>6057209
>taking a shit
>have to literally get up to get food out of the fridge to eat

Why?

>>6057538
>>6057563
>>6058058
>>6058076
>>6058337
i already said it was my work bathroom

>>6057182
When I was a kid id leave family dinnertime halfway through to go take a big shit and masturbate. Mfw I came out all sweating and everyone was waiting for me. Im a girl btw.

>>6057594
It's not necessarily dietary. I had horrible constipation until about ten years ago. I just had a very tight asshole that wouldn't open wide no matter what.

Now it's gotten so badly damaged from chronic constipation that it is hard to keep anything in. Positive: I no longer have to sit on the toilet for half an hour trying to shit, it just slides out within a minute or so of straining. Negative: I can no longer hold back any gas, and farts are loud as fuck with my asshole flapping in the breeze as it were.

>>6059643
You had constipation because you weren't eating enough fiber to stimulate mucus secretion.

Do carnists really take several minutes to poop?

>>6059658

I never really thought about this, but now that you mention it, my carnist coworker always takes a book along with when he takes a shit. And he disappears for like 20 minutes. Of course, it makes sense.

>>6059658
only after eating human flesh.

>>6059643
>It's not necessarily dietary. I had horrible constipation until about ten years ago. I just had a very tight asshole that wouldn't open wide no matter what.

Stop eating dairy, and eat a lot less meat. Your poop is hard and dense because of your diet. Make it softer by eating more beans. bread rice and stuff like that. You'll also might reduce your risk of cancer.

With my bean heavy diet, I don't even feel anything on the throne. And when I'm done there's a big pile in there. It's very weird.

>>6059710
>>6059661
>>6059658
>Having this loose an asshole

Hey, the sodomy makes it easier right? Fucking vegfags...

I have a beer fridge in the toilet

>>6059716

>>6057209
Is that where you keep your genetics?

>>6057212
You get boners from seeing shit.

Welp that's enough internet for me today.

>>6059449
>i already said it was my work bathroom
Where do you work and why would *anyone* want food and food preparation 3 feet from the toilet?

This is amazing.

>>6057209
Fucking America holy fuck

>>6060363

>hinge on the right

That's a European mini, friend.

>>6060428
nope

>>6057046
>nothing that requires refrigeration
Do you really don't why we have these?

>>6060438
I won't lie, I used to hide beers in the toilet tank when my fiancee moved in with me and got on my case about drinking before cruising around or having a drink on a weekend morning.

>>6060451
>Needing to hide a habit from your fiancee
you failed at life

>>6057052
thread

>>6059710
Constipated dude again. Nope. Diet is irrelevant except for the times when something gives me explosive diarrhea. Goat cheese FTMFW, by the way; two hours of massive gas production followed by assplosion.

Excellent thread.

>>6057104
The apple cinnamon ones are. They are just like slightly hard nutrigrain bars at that point.

Good thread

>>6062106
> literal shitposting
> good

Idiot troll.

>>6060363
Yas. Every American is fat and white trash. Nigga prease. Maybe if you're in Mississippi.

>OP
>replies

>>6058081
I eat in the bathtube often. Watermelon is perfect. You can just dive and nothin sticky anymore. Or is eating in te bathtube not weird? Cause i do it all the time.
And i take showers in the dark. With music. And some martini. That's the life, i tell you.

>>6057237
the only thing i consume in the shower is cold beer out of a can or bottle, can is better for showers. hot showers. fuck year.

>>6060352
Scat fetishes are pretty common though

>>6064144
Beer showers are the best.

>>6057237

>a hot bowel

what

>>6057046
I normally just take a bag of popcorn.

>>6057046
>Reeses Pieces in a bowl
It must be covered in shit particles if you don't lower the lid to flush.

>>6064772

Are you one of those people who locks their toothbrush in a special toothbrush holder for fear of invisible germs

Bump.