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ITT: we cook eggs

Get your candy asses in here and cook some eggs

>> No.6043775

I see more than eggs

>> No.6043777
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6043777

>tfw allergic to eggs but still eat them and endure the hours of pain and sometimes vomiting

>> No.6043780

>>6043775
like a fork, for example

>> No.6043787
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>roommate stuck my nonstick egg pan in the dishwasher
>it isn't nonstick anymore

>> No.6043792
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>>6043772
sweating the onions, jalapenos, and the white part of the green onions in butter with with a little salt

>> No.6043796

>>6043792
Added the ham to crips it up a little

>> No.6043800
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>>6043796
*crisp

forgot pic

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>>6043800
4 eggs, green onions, salt and pepper

>> No.6043808
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>>6043803
swiss cheese

>> No.6043812
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>>6043808
the rest of the filling

>> No.6043822

>>6043812
am I the only one making eggs up in the motherfucker?

>> No.6043823

>>6043772
Got enough religious candles? Shiet.

>> No.6043831
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>>6043823
>Got enough religious candles?

nope

>> No.6043833

>>6043822
>am I the only one burning eggs up in the motherfucker?
ftfy

>> No.6043834
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>>6043831
maor

>> No.6043838

>>6043831
>Saint John Paul II
HERETIC VATICAN II SCUM DETECTED

SAINT PIUS X MASTER RACE HERE TO EXTERMINATE.

>> No.6043842

>>6043834
what the fuck man

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>>6043838
lel

You'll be very interested to learn that I'm actually a Pagan

>> No.6043852

>>6043831
>>6043834
>all these saints and not one of them is Saint Moses the Ethiopian

poor taste.

>> No.6043856

>>6043846
disaster/10

>> No.6043858

>>6043846
Burn the witch!

>> No.6043865
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>>6043856
Yeah it's butt ugly, I put too much filling in it and should have used a bigger pan/slightly lower heat.

Still tastes awesome.

>>6043852
>Saint Moses the Ethiopian

Tell me where to find a candle with him on it. I'm always looking for new ones to add to the collection.

>> No.6043866

I guess I could feed that to my dog, but I would feel the need to apologize to her afterward.

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>>6043865
Damn that's a shitty pic

>> No.6043875

>>6043870
Please stop trying to justify your beaner candles

>> No.6043883
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>>6043875
please stop not sucking my dick

>> No.6043892

>>6043883
Clean that shit you abomination! Throw out those empty plastic bottles and rearrange your shelves.

You should go to jail for what you've done to those books, whore.

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>>6043892

>> No.6043902

>>6043883
Didn't you post that pic as your harry potter obsessed girlfriend's bookshelf?

>> No.6043905
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>>6043865
looks like he's too much of an orthodox thing to even have a candle

but i found one with socrates while i was looking and that's neat.

>> No.6043914
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>>6043905
link please

>> No.6043926
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>>6043914
philosophersguild.com/Candles/

>> No.6043928

Wow, with a trip like Whoremel Niggerroni I expected much,much better.

>> No.6043934

>>6043926
>philosophersguild.com/Candles/


whoa, ty

>> No.6043944
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>>6043928
I also made this

>> No.6043948
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>>6043944
into this

>> No.6043951
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>>6043948
and this

>> No.6043974

>>6043951
Well,damn! Whoremel Niggeroni is masterchef material! Calling Ramsay now....

>> No.6044057

>>6043831
how mexican are you?

>> No.6044059

>>6043951
wow, you turned mussels and boxed pinne into pinne with mussels

fabulous!

>> No.6044070

>>6043865
>Still tastes awesome.
i can guaran fucking tee all you tasted was crunchy pepper, jewel osco ham, and butter.
faggot go make some mac and cheese

>> No.6044075

Got a recipe here I like to call Poor Man's Scambled Eggs. For advanced kitchen users only.

1. Put pan on stove.
2. Heat up pan.
3. Put 1 egg in pan (not 2, you're poor)
4. Mix it up kinda
5. Done

>> No.6044087

>jewel osco ham

please nigga, that's Land-o-Frost Old World style Black Forest Ham

>> No.6044091

>>6043831
What do you get if you collect them all?

>> No.6044095

>>6044091
eternal salvation

>> No.6044097

>>6043772
how many confirmed kills did you have in the core?

>> No.6044102
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>>6044091
Buyer's remorse

>>6044097
over 9k

>> No.6044171

>>6043928
It's not a trip, stop being a spastic.

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>> No.6044203

>>6043951
There are no words to describe how bad that is.

>> No.6044205

Fine I'll cook an egg you fucking asshole just you wait

>> No.6044212

>>6044203
>There are no words to describe

Oh come on, you can at least try

>> No.6044255
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>>6044205
NONSTICK PAN

>> No.6044262
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>>6044255
an egg.... look man I'm just not confident cracking it directly in the pan...

>> No.6044265
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>>6044262
low heat, egg in, wipe out all of the GAY egg whites with a bath robe/towel

>> No.6044268
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>>6044265
salt and pepper i guess, hopefully don't be a faggot about it

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>>6044268
heat high, water in, lid on, this steams the egg so you don't have to flip it like some flyover memefoodist

>> No.6044275
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>>6044271
and there's your stupid fucking egg

into the trash it goes

>> No.6044285
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>>6044275
Looks good!

>> No.6044304

>>6044275
You make me sick you sick fuck.

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>>6043948
>Gordons

>> No.6044350

>candles everywhere
>clutter strewn about
This home is a fire hazard. You are going to kill yourself.

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>>6044350
I never light the candles unless the power goes out. I hate lighting them because then they are different then when I bought them.

I might have autism.

>> No.6044395

>These people who actually spend all that time heating their stoves, cracking their eggs and cooking things when they can just throw an egg in the microwave and be done with it

Seriously guys? I thought you were supposed to be professionals.

>> No.6044415

>>6043951
what the fuck man

>plate looks like it survived a sandstorm, then had a 5 year old drip ketchup on it
>pasta dish with whole mussels

>> No.6044423
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>>6044415
>pasta dish with whole mussels

I did not repeat that mistake

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>>6044423
see?

>> No.6044436
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>>6044425
Edible food/10

my nigga

>> No.6044445

>whoremel niggaroni thread

ah shit yeah based fellow oklahoma anon

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>>6044445
Are the 405 who posted in the meet up thread?

>> No.6044451

>>6044448
*are you

>> No.6044458

>>6044451
lol no i live in the 918 area

>> No.6044467
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>>6044458
I went to junior college in Wilburton.

>> No.6044544

>>6043846
You used too much filling and too many eggs.

>> No.6044551

>>6044544
yep

>> No.6045020

>>6043902
I remember that too

>> No.6045069

>>6043883
Shrek is love. Shrek is life!

>> No.6045083

>>6044190
how do u fuck up toast so badly?

>> No.6045253

>>6044467
GodDAMN there's so much diabetes in that pic

>tfw can't eat sweet stuff anymore like in my youth

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>>6043772
>candy asses
>uses teflon pan.

>> No.6046443

>>6044265
That egg looks hella perfect, grade A+++
Also, why the enormous pan?