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What foods aren't acceptable to eat with a fork?

>> No.6040104

>>6040099
My snatch

>> No.6040106

Soup.

>> No.6040135

Soupy snatch

>> No.6040143

ice cream

>> No.6040149

Creamy snatch.

>> No.6040154

snatch cream soup

>> No.6040156

>>6040099
Anymore pics?

>> No.6040157

Babies

>> No.6040162
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6040162

>>6040156
Why?

>> No.6040168

>>6040162
I have a specific fetish for it.

>> No.6040169

>>6040162
Because it's hot. And she looks fute.

>> No.6040170

>>6040162
Looks like a cute girl. I like cute girls.

>> No.6040175

>>6040169
>>6040170
>>6040168
Weird, anything else you want me to put in my mouth with a fork?

>> No.6040179

>>6040175
Babies

>> No.6040180

>>6040175
I'd like to see your entire face instead.

>> No.6040207

>>6040180
I scared her away. Why do all the cute girls and boys leave me? bawwww

>> No.6040213

>>6040175
peanutbutter

>> No.6040227

10/10 thread op

>> No.6040228

>>6040175


legos, or another choking hazard.

>> No.6040238

>>6040175
A severed limb. Soup. Legos like other anon said. Spaghetti. Another fork.

>> No.6040323

>>6040175
my dick

>> No.6040553

>>6040175
A cock. Any will do. Preferably the closest one.

>> No.6040563

>>6040553
Anon it is over. She never existed or we scared her away.

>> No.6040580

popcorn

>> No.6040584
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6040584

>>6040099
Pecans, you can stick them through those little holes...

I think you missed being scary by a couple months. Are you from hollywood?

>> No.6040594

>>6040584
Missed being scary?

>> No.6040807

>>6040323
Wouldn't that hurt?

>> No.6040862

Pizza
Sushi
Hamburgers
Tacos

>> No.6041583

>>6040862
Also milk

>> No.6041866

>>6040238
Oh yeah if you can eat soup while puckered up that would be a treat. That really is my fetish and somehow I feel safe saying that here in 4chan. I used to serve pho ga in parties or extremely hot only to see babes sipping on it with their pink lips.

>> No.6041871

>>6040099
Human shit.

>> No.6041872

>>6041871
Yeah, because dog shit is much better.

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6041965

>>6041871
You just admitted to thinking that shit is food.

>> No.6042017

>>6041965
>>6041871
It's hot as fuck

>> No.6042019
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6042019

>>6042017

>> No.6042078

semen

>> No.6042665

>>6042078
How would you make semen hard enough to grab with a fork?

>> No.6042683

>>6042665
fry it

>> No.6043521

>>6042683
Going to try it

>> No.6043726

Shit I know who you remind me of. That waitress chick from It's always sunny in Philadelphia. Mary Elizabeth Ellis.

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6043749

>>6043521

doesn't work well

>> No.6043756

>>6043749
n=1

>> No.6043844

>>6040104
Why not?

>> No.6043909

another fork

>> No.6043937

>>6043909

two forks

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6044163

>>6043937
I'm a sweaty mess back from work.
Work at mcdonalds, so wore a hat all day and was stuck in a hot kitchen.

>> No.6044165

>>6044163
>>6040162
>>6040099
You look like a mouse, disgusting.

>> No.6044176

>>6044163
Something is wrong with your teeth?

>> No.6044198

>>6044163
You look adorable. If only you would show the whole face.

>> No.6044204 [DELETED] 

>>6044163
LONDON

>> No.6044208

>>6040162
what is that?

>> No.6044213

>>6044208
Homebrand pizza

>> No.6044220

>>6044213
you shouldn't eat pizza with a fork, anon.

>> No.6044228

>>6042019
>filename

Amazing

>> No.6044237

>>6040104
>not wanting your glorious pelt to be combed with a salad fork

>> No.6044249

Wings
Pizza
Cereal

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6044536

>>6044176
Overbite

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6044545

>>6044536
post a pic with mayonaise on your tongue and maybe on your lips too.

>> No.6044548
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6044548

>>6044545
cream would work too

>> No.6044550

>>6044536
take a picture of one of your eyes

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6044552

>>6044550
This isn't /ck/...

>> No.6044553

>>6044552
now stick a fork in it and post results

>> No.6044558

>>6044536
>>6044163
a-are you a mouthbreather?

>> No.6044569
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6044569

>>6044552
now I know precisely what you look like

>> No.6044597

>>6044569
>>6044552

oh god pls be in london

>> No.6044670
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6044670

>>6044569
Fucking LOST. I know people always exaggerate how much they laugh at stuff, but I genuinely just laughed out loud until I had tears in my eyes.

>> No.6044689

>>6044163
>Work at mcdonalds
American dream

>> No.6044699

>>6044569
cute, I'd use your fork OP.
not in my ass though, just to eat things with

Can you eat some ice for me

>> No.6044724

you post pic where you eat sandwitch with a fork..

you seem like super cute..

>> No.6044727

Are there really this many perverts on /ck/ or are a couple of you samefagging super hard over here?

>> No.6044755

>>6044727
I don't see why it is wrong to be a pervert.

Also, she seemed cute.

>> No.6044762

>>6044755
being desperate for girls is always creepy and disgusting...

>> No.6044769

>>6044762
Who said anything about being desperate?. I think you owe that young lady an apology for implying that any man who is interested in her must be desperate.
Shame on you.

>> No.6044778

>>6044762
this is why young males are increasingly checking out of society and giving up on women

we aren't even allowed to express interest in women without being considered creeps

>> No.6044786

>>6044727
>>6044762
Obvious femanon.
Why do women always get so jealous and mean when another woman is the center of attention?
It's pathetic.

>> No.6044788

>>6044786
>Why do women always get so jealous and mean when another woman is the center of attention?
taking power away from another woman means you have more power

people do it in general though, not just women.

>> No.6044802

>>6044788
You can't honestly believe men are as petty as women. Even among supposedly good friends they are bitterly jealous. Whereas I'm a dude and I'm actually happy for my friends and even people I don't know when they are successful in personal endeavors.

>> No.6044825

>>6044802
>>6044786
>>6044778
>>6044769
>>6044755
>>6044724

Some real skeeves in here.

Am Denny, btw

>> No.6044835

>>6044778
>>6044762

this board is full of crepes

>> No.6044836

>>6044220
>>6044249
Try going to pizza restaurant and eating with your fingers.
>thrown out 4 pleb

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6044839

>>6044835

>> No.6044957

>>6044569
God Dammit.
ive got bronchitis or some shit.
i was sent into a laughing/coughing fit. almost threw up.

caught me off guard.

>> No.6044961

Noodles.

>> No.6044974

pizza

>> No.6044982

>>6040099
Kebab, Pizza, Couscous

>> No.6045256

more things in mouth pls

>> No.6045492

>>6044727
>samefagging
84 replies and 51 repliers (excluding my comment). This is a pretty high rate so I wouldn't say there are a of spamming in here.

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6045987

>>6045256
Got nothing right now,
Have a nipple Olive

>> No.6045994

>>6045987
MOOOOODS!!!

>> No.6046003

>>6045987
That's a man baby!

>> No.6046006

>>6045987
Oh my!

>> No.6046011

>>6045987
PLS BE IN LONDON

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6046015

>>6046011

>If she's in London, where i also am, i am sure she will have sex with my dick

>> No.6046020

>>6046015
>>6040099
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female /ck/er, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

>> No.6046023

>>6046020
I think I'll be in the kitchen too, considering this is /ck/, silly :p

>> No.6046029

>>6046023
Normally a guy would write something in here about how great he thought your post was or about how awesome he thought your pictures were... but a hundred guys have probably already done that and look where it got them...

So I am going to ask you one very simple and interesting question and see how things go from there...

If we were to rob a bank, would you rather be the shooter or the driver?

>> No.6046034

>>6046029
Id be the banker and have you shoot all over me

>> No.6046039

Nothing like being trolled by an unattractive girl over some blasé photos which you see a million times on the likes of /r9k/ or /soc/

>> No.6046042

>>6046034
I'm going to fill your profiterole with creme fraiche and then suck the cream out of your wet lady tube.

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6046049

>>6046039
>unattractive girl
Have you not seen >>6044569 ?

>> No.6046051

>>6046039
Maybe reverse psychology will work on her. Good idea.

>> No.6046053

>>6045987
Why are your nipples so dark and spooky?

>> No.6046066

>>6046049
This is /ck/, there's plenty of women on here in various stages of obesity. This isn't a board we should be looking at shit like this. If she wants to shitpost she can do it on the other boards I mentioned or stick a sharpie in pooper on /b/.

>>6046051
Heh, I'm actually hoping my negative comments make her go crying off this board.

>> No.6046196

>>6046066
You would, fatty.

>> No.6046305

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taWH4D8OwTY

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>> No.6046380

>>6046042
creme fraiche in a profiterole? gross

>> No.6046452

>>6046066
I'm not obese.
46kg

>> No.6046477

>>6046452
The girl pictured doesn't look obese. How tall is she?

>> No.6046509

>>6046477
170cm

>> No.6046520

>>6046509
show us a pic of your leg or your arm

>> No.6046564

>>6046066
nigga i don't give a fuck i'd slam that mouth with my DICK
>>6040162

>> No.6046577

>>6040099
The only things i can think of are soups, bite size snacks and ice cream.

>> No.6046579

>>6044727
She is cute tho.

>> No.6046583

>>6045987
my dick

>> No.6046604

>>6046452
How much is that in american?

>> No.6046613

>>6046604
>>6046604
101 British Pound Sterling

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6046625

>>6046613
I'll take it.

>> No.6046637

>>6046325
>>6046380
I like these posts very much