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Jalapeno

>>6023283
I once stuffed a bunch of olives with salmon flavoured Philadelphia cream cheese, those were great.

The garlic and jalapeno ones are really nice too though. Pimento does nothing for me, it just has no taste. I've tried pulling some out of some olives and trying it on its own, still nothing.

>>6023283
Have to be feta for me.

Prosciutto and sharp provolone. Mmmm

olives a shit

Pickled garlic imo but I like the black shriveled oil cured ones without stuffing the best

It's own pit cuz stuffing is a sign of inferior olives.

>>6023498
>it's own
Err...
>its own
Fix'd.

>>6023498
using "cuz" instead of "because" is a sign of inferior genetics

>>6023283
A pit

>>6023508
No. "It's" is correct because of possession.

Try again

>>6023283
olives are really bad and most of /ck/ hates them, so take this somewhere else

>>6023508
Not him but you're wrong and I'm not sure if you're trolling.
> Tim's own bike
> Tims own bike

>>6023283
My nan used to pit olives and she'd use red peppers as the stuffing. But when she didn't have peppers she'd just use a quarter of another olive as the stuffing.

>>6023772
... but that's wrong, you motherfucking mouthbreather.
"Its" is the possessive form. It's is a contraction of 'it is.'

>>6023763
Yeah? Owaizat?

>>6023808
I looked it up, you're right!

>>6023772
"It's" is not possession, it's literally "it is"

Try again

>>6023283
Yo'ur an idiot if you think stuffing with garlic (unnatural) is better than stuffing with pimento (the actual thing that comes in olives)

>>6023822
>pimento
>the actual thing that comes in olives

>>6023822
Comes in Olives what?

Who's Olive?

>>6023826
>>>/reddit/

I probably wouldn't stuff them with cheese unless you're going to eat them right away.

Be different and stuff them with chocolate.

>>6023825
never seen an olive without one of those things

>>6023829
Pimento comes in Olives >>>/reddit/.

Gotcha.

It was actually a very complex joke referring to the previous conversation about apostrophes and how the possessive apostrophe has an exception that applies to proper nouns.

It should be Olive's, not Olives. Hence my feigned confusion at "olives." Never mind. Reddit wouldn't have got it either.

>>6023836
>>>/reddit/

>>6023283
Sardines stuffed in the olives backwards so their little heads are poking out as if to say HELLO, EAT ME!

>>6023844
Takes one to know one.

>>6023849
>bbbbut muh grammar
Did you forget where you are?

>>6023836
wow maaaaaannnn, you're so complicated.
How about a nice dose of FUCK OFF!

>>6023283
Garlic > sardine > feta > everything else > nothing > pimento

>>6023283
ketchup

>>6023836
no one cares

>>6023861
Fixed...
Garlic + Sardines + Feta = Good Times!

>>6023867
Fixed: No one cares about you fagbait!

Blue/Gorgonzola Cheese for me, fucking GOAT forever. After that, Roasted garlic, then pit itself for novelty spit/suck/ factor.(plz no mom jokes)

>>6023860
>>6023867
>>>/b/

I'm a big fan of almonds - a little strange mix of textures but it's damn delicious at the same time. Love the crunch.

>>6023887
Cashews > U

>>6023836
Good joke. Next joke?

>>6023887
>almond stuffed olives

That sounds weird as fuck but i'm kind of intrigued.

Nothing is better than olives when you're drinking. Maybe some olives & some bread, cheese and cured meats. Mmmm.

>>6023917
What's white and can't climb trees?

A fridge.

>>6023939
Almost as autistic as your first joke
3/5

>>6023952
How can a joke be autistic? Autism affects people, not humorous one-liners.

>>6023994
>doesundertandthememe

>>6023457
ohhh, so close anon!

the correct answer is "bleu cheese"

>>6024028
>bleu
kek

>>6023994

The best joke of all...
niggers and homosexuals

>>6024045

>>6023832
but you do acknowledge olives dont naturally come already stuffed with pimento

>>6023283
>>6023283
>>6023283
>>6023283
>>6023283

ok everyone back the fuck up right now. anchovie stuffed olives are in the house