/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5968002
Mmmm In-N-Out GET IN MUH TUMMY!!!

>>5968002
next up the staple of the american diet: pizza burgers

>>5968008
No it is hotdogs.

Greatest country for food

>>5968008
Never have I come across a pizza burger. Burger as a topping on a new york style pizza sure, but not that.

>>5968002
Western Chili

>>5968075

that's because it's actually British. like this monstrosity.

>>5968084
based munchy box

I thought that's Scottish?

There's this place with street vendors that sell traditional food and it's better than anything you can buy in a restaurant.

>>5968084
that looks delicious but i could never eat it because it'd tear my arsehole in two the day after

>>5968112

> dat filename

>>5968152

tybg

I've never seen finger steaks outside of Idaho.
They taste like my childhood incarnate.

>>5968160

Really? They're all over the place in the southern US. They usually call them "steak fingers" instead though. Any place that sells the usual fast food stuff would be expect to have them.

I feel short of breath just browsing this thread.

>>5968002
I've always wanted to try a burger like the one on the right. Like a once a year ritual or something.

>>5968109
scottish are british

>>5968165
>60 minute
>not Based 90 minute

Shiggy

>>5968176
reubens are the fuckign best, now I want one so bad

>>5968002
>>5968008
>mfw I live in america and i've not had either one of these things
Probably doesn't help that I don't like in california

>>5968152
That looks like someone creampied a chick with severe gonorrhea.

In USA, dough + meat + grease = gourmet foods

>>5968188

Sounds like you've never read a French cookbook bro.

Hamburgers were renamed 'liberty sandwiches' in 1917.

>>5968200
>being a nobunz faggot

>>5968081
>beans
>chili

Lol, retard euro trash detected

>>5968200
>I don't eat bread because it's unhealthy
>don't mind me just stuffing my face with 3g of sodium and 5g of transfat

guys stop, my dick can only get so erect

>>5968235
>>5968280
>bread is just filler
>whines about filler

>>5968200
>actually ordering it naked or whatever

>>5968084
kebab is turkish, retard

>>5968321
Kebab is slang for muslim.

I'm making meatloaf tonight I will post pics of my Cuisine d' Americana.

>>5968304
that looks tasty as fuck

>>5968299
Bread is not filler, it's an important source of energy and keeps the sandwich together.

>>5968361
>And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.
I am sorry but bread doesn't do that and my hands are what keeps the sandwich together.

>>5968419
Now that's 100% retarded to say bread magically causes weight gain but that fatty ass burger and cheese is totally okay.

Are you one of those keto faggots? Enjoy your hepatic and renal failure.

>>5968321
turkish, british, what's the difference?

>>5968487

About 1800 miles.

>>5968504
No, see, he's trying to score /pol/ points by trying to associate Turkish immigration with the UK. Sadly for him and his /pol/ addled brain, he doesn't realise that Turkish immigration to the UK is vanishingly small compared to E.g the Netherlands. tl;dr; just another /pol/ moron.

>>5968113
>this is fake
>no one smiles in detroit anymore

>>5968304
Those are obviously Canadians.

>>5968506
>all that mad

I don't even go to /pol/, it's just common knowledge your cuck country is overrun with immigrants

>>5968506
>look at how tolerant I am guys..guys? Oh this isn't lebbit?

>>5968742
>making a grilled cheese sandwhich is too hard and people buy them premade

>>5968081
mmmm gray meat

>>5968742
>serving suggestion

Oh the ennui.

>>5968795
What's boring about giant, wrongly-cut pizza?

Those two Alzies don't even know where they are. You can't expect them to be excited.

>>5968801
>wrongly-cut
?

>>5968795
What do you suppose is the diameter of that pizza?

>>5968742
That's gangster as fuck

>>5968807
>squares

>>5968829
>doing normal pizza slices for any amount of people with that size of pizza

>>5968829
Yeah what about them?
It's the non-pleb way of enjoying pizza

ty based chi town

>>5968428
>pizza soup in a bread bowl

>>5968847
>i dropped my hot dog in the salad bar
Throw it away. It's contaminated with verdurous stuff now.

>>5968838
It makes t he pizza look like crackers with sauce and cheese

>>5968837
>>5968829
>>5968807
>>5968838
I was kidding about the "wrongly cut" bit. It's uncommon but that doesn't make it "wrong." Still, I don't see how than can evoke ennui.

>>5968872
>woman: well, dis is mah dinnah. what is y'alls gawna have?

>>5968829

>>5968304
Is the guy on the left the singer of Radiohead?

>>5968439
You are confused. I said bread was filler and implied it didn't do enough to help weight gain.

>>5968883
No it's Simon Pegg

>>5968890
>>5968883
I'm not sure if you're trolling or just fucking morons. It's Sandy Toksvig.

>>5968304
is the guy on the right thirsty and jealous that the other guy has water and he does not..?

>>5968902
>>5968883
seriously was not trolling. I thought it was him.

>>5968904
haha,I thought the same

As a bonglander, what makes American steaks so special?

I could grab a cheap cut of British cow for around £4 and it's more than adequate, if not delicious. Yet everyone I speak to who has been to the USA insists that our steak is fucking awful and they wouldn't dream of eating it in a million years.

So what the heck is up with your meat?

>>5968147
mmmmm, what is?

>>5968169
Florida here: Never seen them,

>>5968884
Well shit, now I look like an asshole. Sorry mate.

>>5969488
Probably just patriotism or something. I haven't left the country since I was a child.

>>5969519
It's even Britons saying it. Stuff like "Oh god, I'm never going to eat British beef again, it's so disgusting."

>>5969488
north american cows roam the plains with pride, the masters of their kingdom
from birth, they graze upon sunlit grass in meadows that stretch across the horizon

your damn british cows eat weeds on a cloudy island

>>5969488
GDOs and chemicals to make the meat truly american

>>5970170
>GMO's
lol no
>chemicals
yes

Is this why it tastes better? Doubtful. The breed of the cow can do a lot to create better beef and the feed.

>>5968183
I live in califuckyeahina and I've never seen one seems nasty

>>5968176
The dank right there

>>5968876
>Dis her wunt be enuff bettuh order anotha mmmhmm

>>5968847
I don't get the whole neon relish thing but those are good especially with the peppas

>>5968002
How many of you kill a man for an In-N-Out burger and fries?

I'll probably come across the border again this summer from Vancouver. What is a good true MURRICAN meal I can get that I couldn't really find here. So far it's been car
Cat fish which was delicious; and grits (which are inferior to just about any other side even when cooked well) and a cheese steak.

>>5970242
Grits are for poor people who don't have better and people who have nostalgia for once being poor. No such thing as a good porridge and what you had was basically corn porridge.

>>5968084
ah ye olde munchye box

>>5970266
Porridge as I know it is with oats and you usually eat it with fruit and honey/brown sugar and maybe some milk.

They definitely tasted like poor people food. The grits I had were "good" seasoning was all good, but yeah disappointing. The butter milk chicken and catfish were great.
We need more southern black chefs here.

Everything here is Asian food or very good but hipster food and food trucks.

>>5970276
Chicago deepdish so you can form an opinion on all the crying threads.

Mosquito Burgers - African cuisine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQeyjgSUlrk

>>5968304
How do I make mac and cheese sauce that looks like that, the recipes online aren't nearly as cheesy

Y does the that British food look like some one shit in a box then jus added some mushrooms n fries

>>5968847
How did it become acceptable to use luminous green food colouring on a non-novelty, savoury food item?

>>5970338
>hotdogs aren't a novelty food item

>>5970308
You use powdered mix or a block of cheese-flavoured plasticine.

>>5968183
Never had a burger. Right, I believe ya

>>5968183
>live in CA
>never had based In N Out

anon please tell me youre trolling

>>5970390
Not him but the In n Out that opened in my town honestly wasn't that good compared to the other places nearby.

Whataburger for instance

If you've ever drank ammonia you will know it's like heaven on earth. Cockroaches also taste good. Kinda like grass hoppers but with a hint of pickle juice. Now blend a whole cow with those ingredients and voila you now have the American patty

>>5968094
looks like mexican food

>>5973774
>potato chrisp
wut?
cheap knockoff of lays eh?

>>5968816

Looks to be about three feet. I know a few pizzerias around here (Cali) which do the same shit. It's cool for a big party but otherwise just for those who really, really like pizza leftovers.

>>5968795
It looks like their son called them saying he's going to have lunch with them, then ordered a pizza and left in a hurry

>>5973785
Is the name Lays goes by in Britian

>>5968002
American here. I haven't had a burger since I was a toddler. I very rarely eat at fast food places that sell beef, and never order burgers or steak at restaurants. I absolute love pulled pork barbeque, pork ribs, bacon, ham, and just about any form of chicken. Only ham is good on pizza (pineapple master race). Also I've never had soda or coffee. I live on water, beer, and pasta for the most part. I need to get into the habit of eating more produce

>>5968750

>tfw I used to live in the midlands and it was like this

I live in sunny devon now, I think I've probably seen about 20 brown faces in the past 13 years around here.

>>5968729
>>5968750
>UK
>Turkish immigrants

I know they're all brown to you but /pol/ pls.

>>5968883
Yes. I have seen them live twice. That is Him.

>>5974020
>pineapples
>master of anything but deez nuts

Pizza - Italy
Burgers - Germany
Hot Dogs - Germany

Aside that, American food looks... I dunno... varying shades of brown.

>>5974201
>Aside that, American food looks... I dunno... varying shades of brown.

Just like their video games really.

>>5970308
Sodium citrate allows you to emulsify water and cheese without it splitting, which enables you to make ultra cheesy cheese sauces.

Look up "Modernist Cuisine Mac&Cheese"

>>5974201
You have no idea what you're talking about

These american fellas just top everything with cheese and call it food.

>>5968304
ben affleck sure is thirsty

>>5970199
>dey ain't crispa nuf

>>5970365
Not at all what I said. I said I've never had In N Out or whatever burger is in the other pic.

>>5968046
>>5970205
Only correct posts ITT. Everyone else can fuck off with your burger and pizza memes.

This is all true we americans be eating our dogs covered in cheese

>>5968847

>>5974419
Processed cheese on a pizza?

Welcome to St Louis

>>5968847
>>5970338
>>5974901

>>5974909
i'll give ur mum an ez squirt

Shrimp cocktail

>>5968361
>Not being aware of the new low carb diet where you don't inhale bread with every meal

I was the same, but it's been proven that carbs are only really good when you need a quick burst of energy.

Texas reporting in

>>5975002

>>5974918

>>5975017
GOT DAMN SON
lookin good

>>5968750
Not average if there is no yellow in the class. Oh wait there is one one the bottom left but she is not wearing glasses.

>>5975017
God Ive always fucking wanted one of these.

>>5968015
I came

>mfw

>>5970242
Texas BBQ, South Soul Food, Cajun Food etc..

Nor all Americans put trash food at the top of their list.

>>5975726
that's a really weak looking sear.

>>5968176
You fucking take that back.

>>5976275

I'm going to walk you through this one; the meat is showing a rare cross-section, so its obviously been cut from a rack of ribs, and its in pooled juiced so it has obviously been braised and thus the sear has been washed off.

Now stop being retarded and posting about muh sear and thinking you know shit about cooking.

>>5974909
Do they even sell that anymore? I haven't seen it in years, except for the bottle I found buried in the pantry that expired in 2007.

>>5976275
its a primerib u gook

>>5974972
No it hasn't, shut the fuck up

>>5968729
Idiot

>>5974972
but that's wrong, you moran

Some OC

Reuben from the pizza shop up the street... $6 delivered.

Chef salad from cafeteria at work

Ham and turkey club from Wawa gas station.

Quesadilla from café at work 1/2

2/2

Another chef salad from same place. Someone else was working that day so they made it different

>>5976298
Suck it up Rab, you lost and you're British. Salmond can't save you now.

Another absurdly large and equally delicious club from was Wawa's

Tijuana Flats, an Americanized Mexican chain. They are only in Floida, but there is one in Philly for some reason. 1/2

>>5976275
I have no idea why I saved this, seems appropriate now though.

2/2. They have a hot sauce bar with a dozen or so sauces that you pump out like at Arbys.

Looks like this (from wiki)

This I mean

>>5976687
Someone appears to have vomited on your plate. I'd complain if I were you.

>>5976699
le nasty queso sauce vomit meem XD XD XD am i rite guys i don't like thing so it must be gross rite guys? XD

Big old sausage, onion, green pepper with extra cheese. Feeds four.

>>5976711
I have no idea what it's supposed to be, but it looks like vomit: it's bile yellow, watery, and appears to have small lumps in it. It looks about as appetising as a dog turd.

>>5976720
XD upvoted!

>daily reminder this website is 18+

>>5976656
>>5976660
>>5976671

Not inherently 'American' really. Come one people, you have some great food here.

>>5968304
The best part is the little girl in the back contemplating on how to get in on some of that mac

Like that Day-Glo cheese do ya?

Moar Cheese... For free

>>5976821
hmm seems to have a little of everything

>>5976847
Fries, buffalo wings, quesadilla, sour cream, ranch, bleu cheese, and salsa.

>>5976845
skyline is so shitty

>>5968795
>tfw former dominos employee
>you will never be slap a 30'' pizza

>>5976324
>>5976513
Good Goy

No fried wings?
Really /ck/?

>>5976907
It is
I lived in Ohio my whole life and never went
I went a few years ago and it tasted like shit
There was so little flavor. I feel like I could barely taste chili and cheese

>>5976511
Isn't it time for you to celebrate non-white diversity?

>>5968008
Excuse me, but you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Pic related is a "pizza burger" if there even was a such thing that doesn't exist outside of specialty menu items at sports bars or chain restaurants.

Mfw I actually ate pic related in Arlington, Texas a couple weeks ago. It was mediocre at best

>>5976928
>dish consisting of only chili and cheese
>could barely taste chili and cheese
lold

>>5968419
I always wondered about this Simpsons joke. Is the wall of the restaurant made of paper? I used to think it was one of thosejokes you don't get because you're a kid, but now as an adult it still doesn't make sense. Paper walls/windows?

>>5976821
i'd devour the shit out of that

>>5968428
>melted cheese, with thick not-watery sauce is considered soup now
>where can i get some of this soup

>>5975002
The first think i've wanted to eat in this whole thread

>>5976685
That's funny I just read my local newspaper and remembered seeing an ad for a restaurant with a similar name. Pulled the paper from the trash enthusiastically but, alas, it was Tortuga Flats rather than Tijuana Flats. Oh well. Enjoy your night everybody!

>>5977524
I thought the window was just dirty.. I forgot about the paper part. Perhaps that burger is so greasy it can fully Saturdays a wall.

>>5977777
I'm that guy and that get....god damn son. I was sitting but now I'm gonna lay down. Oh my

>>5977878
I'm that guy and *great

>>5977898
Sorry, I ruin threadz. It's what I do

How about turkey, corn and pumpkin, truly American

and I just got at this moment that is why we eat them at thanksgiving

>>5977777
saturate*

cool quints dude

>>5968046

Coleslaw is Dutch.

>>5974201

Correction:

Sausages - Germany
Hot dogs (encasing sausages in bread to prevent burning your hands) - USA

>>5970242

Just stay in town and go to Jethro's, man.

>>5978457
Frankfurters - German
Frankfurters are what hotdogs are meant to be but frankfurters are pork and hotdogs are typically beef.

>>5977524
No one is this autistic.

>>5978494
Hot dogs are typically a mixed meat product. You can buy beef franks which are rich and fantastic. You can get pork dogs which are also great assuming they seasoned them properly, And the cheapest hot dogs are made from a mixture of beef, pork, and chicken.

America makes a lot of other sausages that aren't necessarily named or hold any title, but are fucking fantastic eats.

>>5968002
I like a pulled pork with hot sauce.
Not even murrican.

>>5970390
>CA fags fawning over In N Out
>get dragged all over and made eat at 3 separate ones
>each was more disappointing than the last
when Burger King has better food than you..it's time to stop. At least BK and other shit food chains burgers have....flavor; and moisture...and don't need to be drowning in some disgusting sauce to have any taste...despite how fake it may be.

>>5974207
I think you are thinking of the British.