/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5946272
Probably due to a serious health scare, that's why he made those threads to see if anybbody noticed his different demeanor.

>Joey pls stop

Joey is love. Joey is life.

New video when?

good for you jojo, glad you're trying. don't let the negativity bring you down man. Review suggestion: post workout shakes. there are some cool recipes out there, and it'd be cool to see you start lifting and getting strong. a badass musclejoey pounding down a nutella protein shake after deadlifting 5plate. it could really happen.

check out /fit/ joey. they'll be kinda dicks but it would be so fucking awesome seeing you get ripped and still do food reviews. lifting will let you still eat quite a bit too, so you don't have to give up too many of the foods you love.

Is it just me or is this thread auto saging?

>>5946509
nah that bumped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTUl9gTX-tM&list=UUC9uqoIkY8Nd7J9Gnk98W1w

This nigga is actually talking calories. I wonder if the doctor told him he was going to die if he kept doing food mashups everyday.

>>5946567
We can only hope for the best.

Man if he lost a ton of weight I wonder how disgusted he would be going back and watching these videos.

>>5946567
what the fuck. did he just say he is a chef.

>>5946571
That's fucking disgusting, wishing for somebody to die like that. I fucking hate how the joey threads invade this board, and even though I haven't seen a single video of his I his personality still annoys me, but to wish death upon anybody who doesn't deserve it is just deplorable.

>>5946668

He's literally a top chef. Somewhere something happened and his life spiraled out of control.

>>5946674
I've only seen a few vids of his cuz woowoowowoowooowowowoowoooowoowoowowoo is just too much for me but he's gotta be at least still working, unless he's getting a decent unemployment check (which is unlikely for a chef that hasn't been well published in at least local media) OR he's got a bf helping pay the bills while he posts youtube vids instead of looking for another jerb.

Also I don't know anything about how youtube works in terms of ad revenue.is it likely he's making anything via utube?

>>5946668
That's because he is one

>>5946669
You sound hurt.

Finally a new thread, I was missing my Broeys

Do you guys think he was saying that he stops eating once the reviews over to shut up his critics?

>>5946697
I'm sure he makes something from youtube considering all of his videos get at least 1K hits.

>>5946832
Joey has his paypal linked on his channel page, he's probably not killing it in terms of youtube money. He's also living out of his van

>>5946272
Why the fuck do you people keep shilling this ugly wop?

>>5947071
Joey is love. Joey is life.

Also
>Joey Hernandez
>wop
Yeah, he wishes

>>5947071
rude

I usually hate fatties but Joey makes me doublethink that maybe some people purely enjoy gastronomy.

>>5947038
>He's also living out of his van
I keep hearing people here say this. How do you know?
I feel like it's just pure /ck/ speculation.

>>5947100
I can just tell.

Also, I read it on /ck/.

Probably the best hint is that he did his ice bucket challenge video in his van

Good news Broeys, it looks like we might get vlogs after all

NEW REVIEW!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXh11qxmOtk

>>5947601
Okay, yeah, Joey definitely recently had a health scare. People have been calling him fat forever but now he decides to count calories and join weight watchers?

Come on Joey
COME ON

>>5947619
yeah something is definitely up. he only gave that thing a 3/5.
normally he would have been making strange noises through the whole video and saying how much it swings.

It was never funny fuck off. I'll be in a reviewbrah thread.

>>5947627
where can I get one of those joey's world tour hoodies?

>>5946272
sage for advertising your fat fuck youtube page.

>>5947800
antisage for being a mad faggot

>>5947783
They only come in 3xl and up.

>>5947627
>That look of thirstiness as he eyes the deep fried clove-heavy mix of refined sugar, industrial grade cream cheese and pumpkin extract.

He 100% housed that as soon as he turned off camera.

I fear he's not going to meet his health/weight loss goals /broeys/

besides acting kind of annoying I don't see why people don't like him

>>5948088

because he is a fat man who is doing literally thew worst thing possible for a guy in his position - making a COMMITMENT to eating fast food regularly.

and he acts like he's a diaper fetishist or something.

>>5948088
>annoying
>disgusting
>fat
>stupid
>spams his own shit on /ck/
he's a fucking moron, there's nothing there to like

>Did the negative comments get to him?

I think the nutella video gave him a huge wake up call after struggling just to lean over the table.

>>5948334
Never mind I just realized that video was two years ago.

why is it called Joey's 'World Tour' when he never leaves whatever city he lives in??

>>5948424
Is the Bay area not a part of the world?

>>5947643
we already knew that by the protruding dildo swinging out of your asshole

>>5948434
then tit should be Joey's Bay Area Tour

>>5948434
No. one region isn't the world though you may think it is Miss SF

>>5946699
Clearly he's a chef just look at those beautiful fresh ingredients

>>5948460
>>5948461
Is the Bay Area not a part of the world

How much of the world would he have to tour to please you autists?

My favorite is still Arby's Meat Mountain review where he looked like he was nearly choking on it around the 3:00 mark

http://youtu.be/ksffp7aiq48?list=UUC9uqoIkY8Nd7J9Gnk98W1w

>>5947619
>Come on Joey COME ON

Woah I just read that in his annoyed voice like in that Wendy's video where he got mad

I can't believe there's a whole genre of food reviews involving people eating in their cars
I can't believe how many I watch

>>5949162
Who is there really besides Joey, Daym, and that Canadian guy

>>5949283
I'm starting to think of doing something similar. Only

>>5949293
ONLY WHAT

>allowed 43 points on weight watchers
Holy fuck, that's a lot. I looked into WW once and I think I was only allowed like 25 points. Aint paying $50 a month for you to starve me.

>>5949144
>that moment at 3:06 where he almost chokes
oh god almost as good as the wet fart in the double down review.

>>5949681
not really, it looks like he's just exaggerating

>>5949560
Joey is a big guy

>>5949293
>only....

Anon is died :^(

>>5947112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddWyypkrZ8w

>this is joey doing the ice bucket challenge
>here we go wowowowowowowowo
>picks up a bucket of ice and dumps it on his head while he's sitting in the front seat

>>5950585
>>5950585

4u

>>5950859
>Joey doesn't challenge anyone because he doesn't have anyone

>>5950962
But Joey has us, Anon. He'll always have us.

Joey threads are dead with this new diet

>>5950962
dammit, you just ruined my morning.

Does Joey still keep a list of all his susscribers in a book in his truck?

>>5946272
Joey pls go

>>5951999
This brings up an interesting dilemma

Would the Broeys rather have Joey be healthy and alive but have /joey/ threads be dead, or have Joey eat himself to death and have very active /joey/ threads?

>>5953583
That he has made fewer than half a dozen videos of himself, mournfully, consuming some shitty but not heart attack inducing foodstuff does not demonstrate the resolve or conviction to stick to a real lifestyle change.

While it is admirable that Joey seems to have recognized that he has a problem with food, an unhealthy relationship that is clearly pushing him toward an early death, we can and should not assume that this realization will lead to a significant and long term change in his behavior.

Joey is not healthy just because he ate a 'fresco' taco and a veggie 'delite' while pretending, yet again, to give one single shit about life. Joey might, one day, be healthy if he commits to and follows through on a long term plan to radically reduce the amounts of carbs and fats in his diet and significantly increase the amount of physical effort he puts into pretty much everything other than swallowing more food.

Joey has a long and difficult road to follow.

>>5953605
he's only doing it to please all the people bitching on his channel about him eating unhealthy. you can tell he doesn't give a shit about eating healthy.

>>5947601
>Baking rather than frying is 'political correctness'

Get me off this planet

>>5953623
reminder joey also thinks that mcdonalds is too "healthy" and their large size isn't big enough.

>>5953612
If he lives one more day and posts one more video on youtube because of 'people bitching on his channel' then /broey/ will have accomplished something of value. Joey is a troubled man, lonely and seeking solace he seems only to find in the bobbing of his own bloated gullet. /ck/ is composed of other, often equally, troubled humans.

We seek here some solace. Among the trilby wearers and ketchup eaters. We find here that solace or, at least, some more pathetic losers who allow us a chance at redemption, a shot at being better than some fatter, greasier slob who eats buttered spaghetti three nights a week. In Joey we have a hero who is also one of us.

>>5953643

>>5953643
woah

I have never known a group of people more deep, or welcoming, or just plain scintillating than the Broeys

I love you all.

>>5954083

'just plain scintillating'

that's a thing is it

>>5954083
we are /broey/

>>5953583
>Would the Broeys rather have Joey be healthy and alive but have /joey/ threads be dead, or have Joey eat himself to death and have very active /joey/ threads?

All I want is for Joey to do my food mash up (the quadruple Texas burger from Carl's Jr).

But it's not what I want. It's what Joey wants. If he wants to be healthy, then that's fine, In-N-Out monkey style and KFC boneless chicken videos will live on in my heart.

New review, Broeys, get on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftnv3drmWhk

We fast food now. Joey is looking really beaten down, but it's hard to tell what's getting to him more, his diet or his haters

>>5954568
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftnv3drmWhk

shit, joey's pretty much drunk off his ass when he gets off work and grabs his 'meal' for the review.

fuck, i thought he has a shot but he's not just addicted to shitty food. he's clearly drinking his way through the day to 'lighten his mood.'
Fuck

>>5954576
I'm not good at telling whether people are drunk or not but I certainly see it now

Also, some more good news

>>5954568
"This isn't exactly healthy but like I said......we're working on it"

This is just sad.

Joey, you're brave. I've been watching your videos for at least two years and most of them have made me feel horrible because I felt like I was taking advantage of you.because it seemed that the general course of your food consumption would lead, rather directly, to your early death. That may still be the case but you are confronting your habits, attempting to change your ways, and that requires an honesty and bravery that is lacking in far too many people these days.

I support you, Joey. You are thinking about yourself and what you want to be in the future. I want you to be happy and I want you to be proud of yourself. I want to see you give us an real and honest smile in your videos. I want to hear your real laugh when you taste a delicious, calorie laden, sandwich and can enjoy it without needing it. Delicious food exists so that we can enjoy it, but we can't enjoy it when we're dead. I've never met you in person but I know that I will sit down with you and hang the fuck out, as a human being, because we are both dealing with the shit that is life. You are strong, you show that to us every week when you face us through your camera and defy the people who call you names. You have earned our respect. You have earned our trust. You have earned the right to live your own life free of our expectations. Be you, Joey. Be you and we will be here for you, brother.

>>5954568
>Joey is looking really beaten down
Yeah, he's been sounding real depressed lately. I miss happy Joey. He needs to just go out and buy a big gross pizza again or something.

http://a.pomf.se/teohdv.webm

>>5954648
Life is shit
Life is short
And soon it will be over

>judge not lest you be judged

>>5954653
>judge not lest you be judged

Where do you think you are? A person can't pick up a knife on this board without being judged.

>>5954671
>picking up a knife

what are you, a 12 year old?
use a 3D modeler to produce the cuts you want out of raw genetically modified muscle tissue....unless you're Hitler

>>5954648

he used to smile so often

>>5954699
>empty inside

nice Fazoli's

>>5954704
>empty inside

But joey isn't empty inside
He's full of fast food

>>5954707
>glass half full

what is this thing you call inside?

>>5954704
>>5954707

>full of fast food

proof right here

>olive oil at Subway

At least when he talks about how delicious his spaghetti hamburger is, it's believable. This is just depressing. Why does anyone eat Subway?

>>5946509
The OP can no longer bump their own threads. I think that's a good new feature.

>>5950106
my thoughts exactly

>>5947112

he looks manic almost

>>5954648
>that webm
rip my sides

>>5954921
That's because it's been months since he last showered

>>5954648

>>5946699
>>5948464
Clearly.
It's not like you can get one of those jackets just anywhere.

>>5955450
>5XL

Kek

>>5955462
Thanks for catching that.

>>5947112
>Probably the best hint is that he did his ice bucket challenge video in his van

No, he's literally just too lazy to move his camera out of his car.

That's why on some videos you can see him parked in his own driveway. Like in the Oreo video, he walked inside his house, grabbed some half empty carton of Oreos, then went back out to his car in the driveway to record it.

I think it all just boils down to Joey not being the smartest guy.

>>5955563

What's the link to that video?

>>5955577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97uBHalZUg
>>5955563
But how can Joey have a driveway if he doesn't have a house. You can't be too sure that he didn't just pull into some random driveway in the middle of the day

>>5955603

Oh i meant the link to one where he dumps the water in his truck.

>>5955619
Oh, sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddWyypkrZ8w

>>5954648
>tfw I recognize that video of the girl shitting in this webn as I have seen and fapped to it multiple times

>>5954648
Where did you get this video? Is it on youtube? Is there more like this?

>>5955649
if i had a .gif of someone laughing then being in shock right after, i would post it because that was the exact transition my face went through when i saw the webm then read your post.

>>5956220
Would this suffice?

>>5955603
Joey does have a house. He's in his house in a few videos and even mentions he got people to tear down his tree because of owls.

>>5956242
exactly that

but keep doin what you do man

>>5956248
those poor owls :(

>>5956254
Fuck owls.

I hate those creepy bastards.

>>5956265
>rodent detected

>>5956248
Duh, I know Joey used to have a house, we'd have seen it recently if he didn't get kicked out

>>5956541
this

>>5955649
why? and which was it?

>>5956820
I am not sure exactly. I know I have seen it before but there are tons like it. It is most likely one of those japanese toilet bowl cam ones.

Do you guys think Joey would accept me on Linkedin if I told him I was a Broey?

>>5954648
> on phone
> can't view webms
Is there a video of this

Do you guys think it'll be difficult for Joey to get a gf?

>tfw you will never own one of these t-shirts

>>5959372
I'd be the coolest guy at the Broey meetup if I had one of those.

>>5958994
With that sense of humor? And that nutella video?

I'll eat my god damn head if he gets a gf.
I'll eat my entire body if she's a qt.
I'll eat a black hole if they have a happy marriage that their children can look back on and only hope to be so lucky to have their selves.

>>5959424
I'm sure his sense of humor isn't always like that when he's off camera, and that nutella video probably proves that he'd eat ass.

If Joey gets a gf before me then I'll know it's time to get my shit together

>>5959456
Apparently he's had kids. I'm sure this is all before he became the Joey we love-hate though.

Would you really want him eating your ass? The moment he pokes your god damn anus he'd be all WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOOO and blink like he's have a seizure before repeating what it was he just poked with his tongue a minimum of four times.

>>5959469
Yeah, he probably ballooned up after he got married. In his Home Depot link sausage review he complains about a lot of stuff that it seems like people who have been married would complain about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhHRabFTwEc

I wouldn't want him to eat my ass, but some female out there might. It would be flattering if he did the woowoowoowoo thing and said my anus was off the hook though.

>>5959508
>mfw the nutella video is probably why he lost custody of his children

>subway
>healthy

>>5959508
lel can you imagine joey doing home improvement

>>5960215
Of course I can, he's Mexican

Wow didn't know you guys had a general for Joey. Subbed to him some time ago because I liked his enthusiasm when he reviewed.

Is he dieting at all or are we just waiting for him stop putting out videos because of a heart attack

>>5960491
Welcome to the gang, fellow Broey.

He's been putting out healthier food reviews and counting calories lately, but you can tell he's not into it.

>health food

he just reviewed the 'burger king italian original chicken sandwich'.

>>5955462
>>5955474
>Add 4.00$ dollars for extra material

>>5960577
Chicken is healthier than beef

>>5960719
Beef is beefier than chicken

>>5960731
Joey is beefier than he should be

Joey haters pls leave

I saw Joey at a grocery store in LA yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen jars of nutella in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical inference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>5960996
You couldn't have at least modified this a little bit to make it funnier?
I've seriously seen this pasta so many fucking times on here.

>>5961178
I saw Joey Hernandez at a grocery store in San Francisco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person and congratulated him on that review he made last weekend, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “WOOWOO! WOOWOO! WOOWOO!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Nutella jars in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the Nutella jars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each jar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by farting really loudly.

>>5961536
I wonder if Joey even does his own grocery shopping

Someone as depressed as he is probably shouldn't, he's probably like a spectacle wherever he goes.

What kind of dishes does Joey make when he's watching Giada?

>>5962828
now I have the image of Joey masturbating to the pics of Giada seared into my consciousness

>>5962834
I seriously hope Joey does the woowoo thing when he ejaculates

>>5963064
can anyone post some great joey videos. i have seen most of the classics but dont want to sift through the shitty ones for a good laugh.

>>5963064
>That fucking mental image

>>5963091
>that was the bomb, gang.....thangs for sussscrubing

>>5963190
>Joey will never upload his solo sessions to pornhub

>>5963190
>I'd rate that nut six out of five stars
>share like and susscribe, tell a friend

>>5963196
>>5963458
What the fuck, this has gotten out of control and just sad now.

>>5946668
>>5946674
>>5946697
>>5946699

He is a chef for Sublime Catering in San Francisco

>>5963458
>You will never see Joey be subjected to advanced cock-ball torture and castration
Feels bad man.

>>5963487

>Joey squeals "IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMM BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK" as his cock is subjected to harsh punishment

I'd like to see a female suck Joey's dong and make those retching sounds he made in the chorizo sausage and nutella videos.

New mashup

Get on it, Broeys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL_dmZEZooU

>>5963544
Not even a mashup

He's taking this health food shit too far now though

>>5963528

Does anyone know what kind or color his van is? I know he's in San Jose and Im trying to see the real joey

>manufacturer gives the seal a convenient lip to peel the foil off
>he just ignores it entirely while thrusting his orge fingers into it and tearing huge chunks away like a savage

Also, for all the fast food he eats every day shouldn't he have an endless supply of sporks or some shit? Why couldn't he be civilized and use one of those for scooping instead of giving himself a dirty sanchez with a banana

>>5948458
>that pic

>>5963648
he was opening it monkey style

Lol one of you retards linked this thread to his comments section. Hopefully this will usher in a new era where even mentioning Joey on /ck/ is a ban-able offense

How long until King Joey trips on /ck/?

>>5963783
Monkey style!
WOOWOOWOOWOO
Monkey style!
WOOWOOWOOWOO

>>5963786
WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5963786
On which video was this linked?

>>5963786
hAHAHA just imagine joey peepin these threads... he wouldn't know whether to cry with joy or just cry

>>5964455
The Reese's spread one

>>5959469

Baby steps. He did a review on a salad from Wendy's before. And he enjoyed it!

Joey if you're reading this give the slash broey slash a shoutout

why does everyone act as if he's about to keel over from a heart attack at any second??

he's probably been eating and living this way for decades now. it is obviously unhealthy and he probably won't live to see his 60th birthday, but merely being obese is not tantamount to walking across a tightrope every moment of your life. if it was half the population of the the developed world would have been wiped out long ago

I wanna sniff joeys 6 XL underwear

>>5947100
I think he IS his van.

>>5963634
He show's what his truck looks like in the behind the scenes vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0w4U96HFgA

>>5965085
They're probably more wet farts than fabric by now

>>5953643
>kierkegaard.jpg

Anyone else wanna d0x Joey and send him pizzas to make him happy again?

>>5946272
WHY IS IT 'JOEY'S WORLD TOUR'
WHAT IS HE TOURING
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
FUCK

>>5966221
>>>/b/

>>5966221
Can you even get pizzas delivered to a van?

>>5966221
Who is that he is touching skin with?

Has anyone actually gone out and bought whatever he reviews because he said it was so good? I know I have.

>>5967846
I want to try that pizza after watching this
http://a.pomf.se/teohdv.webm

>>5967851
My friend actually got that pizza a few months ago when it first released. I was skeptical, but holy fuck it is good. I kind of wish I had some marinara sauce to dip it into though.

Oh, and the secret is to tell them NO SALT ON THE CRUST. That shit is nasty. First time I tried it, it had salt and it got onto the rest of the pizza making it saltier. No bueno. The crusts were too salty to eat, even without using garlic butter as we had none.

Tell them to exclude the salt and I'd say yeah 10/10 fast food item. I might go get one today after grocery shopping.

>>5967851
Does anyone know the source of that video? Is it on youtube?

>>5967851
>http://a.pomf.se/teohdv.webm
What just happened to my brain?

>>5968204
It is amazing. I need to know who created it.

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=QZ_a8VXhiSc&start1=0&video2=CDdvReNKKuk&start2=0&authorName=snoopsagan

Love, /fit/

oh wow he disabled embeding.
well anyway open the joey vid on youtube and enjoy.

>>5968244
beautiful

>>5968249
joey why

hitler did nothing wrong, IM BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

ayy lmao

Hey everyone this is Joe from Joey's Super Cool Food Reviews! IM BAAAAACK, Haha haaaa! Anyways today we are trying the ______ from ______. Well here weee go lets give it a shot. MMMmm mmmhmm this is so good gang. The _____, the crunchy _____, wow. This swings! Get down to ___ and pick yourself up a _____. If I were to rate this on a scale of one to five...you know what gang? This is a 5! "why does Joey always give things fives??? I'm a hater I dont like joey blahhhh" . IM RAMBLING. Anyways gang, get to ______ and get yourself a _____ it swings. Thank you so much gang. Please like, please "suscribe", share, and this is Joey from joeys.. super..coool. foooood reviews saying: PEACE. looks at camera while turning off nahnehenhemememehehe.

NEW VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWtjFtVd5X8

>>5969417
Wow, I thought Joey was looking slimmer

Good for him

>>5969417
I'lll never get over the "WORLD TOUR"

>>5969417
Joey making some progress! Fuckin' hell, that's a damn shining beacon of hope for /ck/, we can do it!

>>5969417
holyshit that face at the beginning

I thought some shit was about to go down

>>5969417
I never thought i'd find myself following someone's weight loss progress via a fast food review channel on youtube.

>>5969447
>Culinary
>Institute of
>America

>>5969447
I really do love those ominous intros, where it just looks like Joey is about to pull a gun out and blow his head off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_QX2pUMAgg

>>5969546

I definitely get the feeling that he's making a decision each time. He knows the camera is rolling, whatever happens next will be recorded and someone will see it. Someone will have the chance to continue the world tour even if Joey's ends now.

What a god damned brave man.

>>5969447
This man is flipping a coin in his mind.
Does he spout his catchphrase and eat a burger?
Does he pull back the hammer on the .358 Special and never come back again?

>>5969447
He really just needs to quit with the fast food reviews, they're not interesting and they're not unique, I'm pretty sure people only watch him for his downfall.

He needs to do more cooking videos, and healthy and flavorful recipes at that. That would actually be interesting, he is a damn chef after all.

>>5969760
agreed, he should stop shilling and do some actual reviews of not shitty restaurants and also demonstrate his skills.

>>5969760
People watch Joey for his enthusiasm and great sense of humor, his downward spiral is just a bonus

>>5969774
I thought he was boring as fuck until I saw his older videos and how different they were, the home cooking ones to be exact.

>>5967807
based on the eyelashes it's probably a female

>>5967851
>http://a.pomf.se/teohdv.webm
>1974-burger

Lost it

Reviewbrah is sick! Now Joey doing health reviews?? What is this world coming to???

>>5950788
oh no

>>5971390
someone needs to shop joey into that pic

>>5971375
>mfw Reviewbrah dies before Joey

>>5971990
If Reviewbrah dies before Joey, we RIOT!

>>5972021
I'd actually prefer it if reviewbrah died first

All the reviewbrah fans who aren't haters are welcome to join /broey/ though

has it been awhile?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM8kH_AQCSg

>>5972064
Ha, he reviewed something with Chorizo in another video and mentions this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zklNWpETpEo

I wish Joey would do challenges again

>>5961536

which one of you faggots keeps posting this on his youtube videos

>>5972064
Joey was on tosh.0?
Anyone have a link to the vid?

>>5969435
why what's so funny about it?

>>5963786
joey will be to /cm/ what scooby was to /fit/

>>5974263
err /ck/ kek

>>5974263
>joey threads on /cm/
oh dear

>>5973621
He was on the first episode of season six, can't find the video

>>5974401
I love how he's proud of it. I'm sure tosh probably ripped into him too.

>>5974459
Joey's part of the generation that still watches TV so being on TV at all is probably a big deal for him

Is joey an uncle? I keep seeing people calling him uncle in the comments of his videos.

>>5974481

I think thats just a term of endearment.

>>5974481
Uncle Kenny?

He probably is, you know how Mexicans are, but i don't think that's why they call him that

What is Joey's best video and why is it the Filet-O-Fishzilla?

>>5974694
>not the quadruple down video

>>5974694
>>5974750
link

>>5974963
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7oVYfCGH4Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCr-lsuKuM

>>5974967

that was literally an excuse to just eat 5 filet-o-fish at once

>>5974985
But it's great for his protein intake!

>>5974694
Joey's best is probably KFC boneless, but my favorite is his Monkey Style burger review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1_1rPq2LA

>>5974967
>4:12
JOEY'S GOING OFF TODAY WOOOOOO

What would it be like if we all went and hung out with Joey? What would we do? Would it be awkward?

>>5975096

suck each other off, monkey style.

>>5975096
Joey says that he's a shy guy, so it'd probably be awkward

I imagine that we'd all have those Mickey Mouse hat things on and we'd circle around Joey while he made noises and ate fast food

"ALRIGHT GANG, TIME TO EAT QUADRUPLE DOWNS MONKEY STYLE WOOO WOOO WOOO WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

>>5975071
Woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo

>>5975071

MONKEY STYLE

>>5975150
>>5975149
I'd really like to go to the zoo with Joey and watch him make monkey noises at the monkeys until he gets tired and has to sit down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HgDBGdFD5pk#t=151
Another new one. What happened at this part specifically? Did he run out of breath?

Personally, I'm really looking forward to him doing that video with Ken Dominick, should be real interesting seeing him interact with another human being. I wonder how tame he'll be. Probably won't even see one woowowowooo.

>>5975190
Holy crap, it took him like 10 seconds to think of "Original recipe"

I hope his doctor is going to tell him to call off the diet soon

>>5975190
I dont know who ken is but I am just expecting Joey to go full spaghetti regardless of who he is with.

I wonder if Ken will get annoyed by Joeys antics.

>>5975211
I don't think Ken will get annoyed because he's pretty annoying himself

>>5975211
He also comments on his videos pretty often.

>>5969586
the fuck is a .358 special?

Here's a picture of Joey I drew for my art class. It took about 7 hours.

>>5975190

Jesus christ he looks and sounds so sad... are we losing him gang?

>>5975274
That's so ahmyazhing

>>5975281

Thanks! I will post it on one of his videos so He knows He is appreciated.

>>5975274
That swings!

>>5975274
I really like the hair, I'd like to see him grow it out like that

why did he just delete the loaded mashed potato bowl video?

>>5975305

>tfw hes actually reading the comments in here

>mfw just watched it

>>5975309
Joey pls give /broey/ a shoutout

Is this faggot still eating, reviewing and recording video while driving?

Why the fuck does this fat piece of shit have a license?

>>5975315
He does not drive while he makes those videos.

>>5975274
You gotta capture him in the midst of WOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOing

>>5975315
Because he's not gonna WALK to get his burgers, dingus

>>5975319

>>5975319

It will be my next project.

>>5975328

I saved it to draw later

>>5975190
>This video has been removed by the user.
Joey pls

>>5975385
Come on Joey
COME ON

I had a dream last night about joey reviewing eating pussy, complete with wowowooowoo's, it swings gang, ect. ect. I woke up laughing in the middle of the night, tried to pass it off as coughing to my gf. I really need to stop spending so much time here.

Why did he remove it? What possible reason? Did he find it unsatisfactory? Is he finally crumbling to the harsh comments of the public?

>>5975318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQk5gt3Klw0

Fear not, Broeys, it's back up now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1sTwfEyfFY

>>5975453
It's up now and it's terrible.

We need to let Joey know his recent output is incredibly unsatisfactory. I really dislike him pretending to give actual reviews-- like trying to describe the subtle nuance of flavors in the pre-made, reheated garbage he's eating.

Unsusscribed, Joey.

>>5975462
Kinda looks like Rodney Dangerfield here.

I would like to hang out with Joey and eat tons of garbage. I'm sure he has a lot of stuff to say.

>>5975462
mc doooooooooooonilds

>>5975465
wow he seems so... mellow here.
wtf happened. no more "WOOWOOWOO"s or "THIS IS OFF THE HOOK".
It almost seems like he's on prescription medication or something. Did we break joey :(

>>5975465
what the fuck. he only had one spork full.

>>5975971
Seriously, I don't care what Joey does in his own time, but on camera he needs to be gluttonous and just plain disgusting

>>5975274
you did good on the shading

8/10 would save pic if woo'ing

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NfAtnoeGB9w
what is his beef with mcdonalds

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X8LoLKnZ6yo
joey trying to use chop sticks.... classic. also who is this dayum. did he ruin joey?

>>5975442
I'm trying to imagine this. Did he have a female sitting on his dashboard or was it a disembodied vagina?

>>5976280
Daym is probably the most famous of the fast food in car reviewers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkHRa64sDY

No one can ruin except Joey and weight watchers

>>5975442
What female would allow him near her naughty bits?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Isibkr2iM
remember when joey sought out the worst food in america. also george washington in dat african war.

>>5976315
I think it'd be really great if someone added that Staying Alive bit at the beginning to the end of the video where Reviewbrah announces that his stomach thing is terminal.

>>5976331
Reviewbrah is kill?

>>5976333
It's not official yet but the writing is on the wall pretty much

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vMdru7eNnMg
owls in tree
tear tree down

>>5976333
>those trips
Reviewbrah confirmed for Jesus Christ.

What /ck/ mashup should we send Joey?

>>5976352
An application for behavioral health medicaid.

>>5976352
a bowl of nutella and raw chorizo with a birthday card that screams WOO WOO WOO every time you open it.

i wonder if all that shitty food is responsible for his stomach condition

>>5976352
The McTacobang. You buy a McGangbang, cut it in half, and fold it into a quesadilla so it's shaped like a taco.

>>5976369
That's great
I'd add sliced bananas to it and call it the Monkey Style McTacobang so Joey will make monkey sounds the whole video.

>>5976399
and if there's bananas on it Joey could call it health food and eat the whole thing

>>5976345
I was really pissed about that at first but now that I think about it I'm pretty sure he was joking.
Joey seems to have an extremely dry sense of humor that I think most people don't get and think he's serious.
Hell I wouldn't doubt if his whole channel is just a joke to get people to think he's some fat slob with no life. I mean he's a fucking chef right? I'm sure he has some sort of credibility.

>>5976554
I have a feeling he isnt that clever. If he was a real professional chef and he was doing these reviews of shitty fast food and pretending to enjoy it than this is one of the most brilliant jokes of all time.

>tfw the thread is saging
new thread anyone?

Not yet, when it is like on page 8 or 9 I would make another one.

He's very subdued in his new review, like he's on the edge of tears. I hope you're happy with yourselves /ck/, you broke down a grown man and destroyed his love of fast food.

http://youtu.be/G1sTwfEyfFY?list=UUC9uqoIkY8Nd7J9Gnk98W1w

>>5976675
/ck/ is behind Joey's downfall?

I thought it was just youtube assholes. Why would /broey/ want to break Joey?

Is anyone else worried that Joey's going to shoot up a McDonalds or something before he goes?

>>5976980
>Joey walks into McDonalds wearing a black trenchcoat
>a sinister smile comes across his face
>"I'M BYAACCK"

>>5977124
>THIS IS FOR TAKING AWAY MY SUPER SIZE DIET COKE
>WOOWOOWOO *pow* *pow* WOOOOO

>>5977170
Joey doesn't drink diet Coke

COME ON

>>5975442
i had a dream about checking /ck/ and seeing the words "himalayan punk salt"... my woman was only slightly amused when she woke up.

>>5977313
>tfw no qt gf to share my /ck/ dreams with

>>5977822
I bet Joey knows that feel too, except replace /ck/ dreams with food mashup dreams

>>5976980
>>5977124
>>5977170
someone should make a movie based on joey's life and end it with this