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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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5947101 No.5947101 [Reply] [Original]

Can we get a funny /ck/ thread going?

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I really, really want to post everything but I'm too lazy.

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>> No.5947489

food is not funny. If you make it wrong people die

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>> No.5947536

>same images every time
Does anyone remember the thread about the guy who made bread with motor oil to poison his roommate? Or the guy who flipped out in class because people were laughing at him for not being able to understand the concept of blind baking a pie shell?

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>> No.5947605

>>5947536
I don't have those threads, but I have a thread that I saved as a webpage file, Imma see if I can upload it as a zip. Its essentially "What would your cooking catchphrase be? I.E. Emeril's BAM!"

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>>5947521
>>5947528

Wall of text is never funny.

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Guy faggyery is on the road to FLAVORTOWN!

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>>5947613

>> No.5947634

>>5947613
Wall of Voodoo is, check out the bean scene


wall of voodoo mexican radio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyCEexG9xjw

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>>5947657

>> No.5947669

>>5947657
That looks like a dude I went to HS with, he's an MD now.

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>>5947669

I'm sorry.

>> No.5947678

>>5947101

This story never gets old.

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>>5947676

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>>5947680
The girl needs her meat

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>>5947686

Not funny and offensive to both womyn and vegans.

>> No.5947695

>>5947676
What the fuck
Is there some sort of Dune related children's cookbook out in the world somewhere?

>> No.5947706

>>5947531
eeeeww.
Rum raisin is gross.

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>>5947695

I want to see the page for roast desert hare in sauce cepeda.

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Beast Rabban from House Harkonnen sucks down some crushed bug juice...

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>> No.5947790

Phoebe Cates demostrating the proper use of a carrot...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IUZkug8qo8

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>>5947935
I prefer Praisin Bran
\[T]/

>> No.5947950

>>5947676
I'm more interested in the boxed candy

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>> No.5947973

>>5947431
>Bread, Cereal, Rice, Fire, and Pasta group
audible kek

>> No.5948071

>>5947101
What should he have to pay for when he hadn't even gotten the stuff he ordered and wasn't going to get it?
Fake

>> No.5948121

>>5947965
>Feed the Addiction!

>> No.5948123

>>5947613

Pink Es is hilarious.
And it's not even wall of texts, although the images are fairly large, the snippets of text are short and spaced out. Learn to skim, you dumb shit.

>> No.5948135

>>5947748
those scratches

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>>5948123
>Mercedes Benz signs, not peace signs

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Massive boobs v beer cans

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>>5948172
>.jpg

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>> No.5948200

>>5947521
I remember seeing that thread play out. I was literally dying of laughter when he posted the toes picture. I've been dead for nearly 3 months now.

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>>5948195
>look her straight in the eyes
>cross my eyes a little though so she looks blurry and I can't really tell I'm making eye contact

>> No.5948231

>>5947521
the fucking mercedes logo
oh jesus
my stomach hurts so much from laughter

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>>5948195
>she says oooook

>> No.5948253 [DELETED] 

Haha nerds I will rek u mate

>> No.5949060

>>5947521
That was a good thread. It successfully distracted me from the shitstorm I was going through that week.

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>> No.5950509

>>5947710
10/10 would get addicted to for eyes of the ibad

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>>5947613
They do make picture books for people like you

dumpan my meager collection

all food related in some way

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>> No.5950639

>>5947528

it should be illegal to waste food like this

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>> No.5950655

>>5950618
lol that fucking kid has a boner. I guess ppaj is his fetish.

>> No.5950658

>>5950611
>at work
>go into the tiny basement break room
>guy is sitting in the corner with a large-ish rectangular contraption on a chair next to him
>it's a pizza oven he brought from home to heat up a pizza for himself at work
>he sits there caressing the oven while it cooks
>I sit and eat my sandwich in uncomfortable silence

>> No.5950678

>>5947531
Why are there fleshlights in the freezer?

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>>5950620
>>5950624
>>5950629
>>5950633
>>5950636
>>5950643

Progun, is that you?

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>>5950727
It's only me :/

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>> No.5950840

>>5950836
was this a /ck/ meetup

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>> No.5950846

>>5950733
Everything about this photo shoot was amazing and really well though out.

I love the cake with the gettyimages watermark, that was the funniest to me for some reason.

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>>5950728
>>5950733
>>5950735
>>5950772
>>5950776
>>5950806
>>5950808
>>5950811
>>5950836
This is art.

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>>5950846
Same here. I die when I see it. Getting one made for a friend soon.

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>> No.5950882

>>5950639
tell that to the guy who makes those videos of smashing random food together naked

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>>5950728
>>5950733
>>5950772
>>5950776
>>5950806
>>5950808
>>5950811
>>5950836
>>5950850
holy shit im gonna need a backstory to these pictures

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The end.

>> No.5951026

>>5950952

This is like a bad end in Stalker

>>5950955

God is dead and melons have eaten him

>> No.5951062

>>5950937
A bunch of guys get together every year and share with each other the horrible affronts to god they have created.

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>>5950959
No. It has only just begun.

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>>5951104
>>5951115
>>5951121
>>5951172
>>5951176
>>5951181

I'm dying.

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>>5950937
>>5951062
It's reddit stuff though. A best of /ck/ thread I say!

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>>5951176
>cinnamon johnnies
No matter how many times I see this posted, it still gets me

>> No.5951417

>>5947101

heyy lovely chicken silk

>> No.5952096

>>5950706
Loss?

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>>5947101

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never forget

>> No.5952153

>>5950811
I know what this will taste like but I wish I were there to try it anyway

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>> No.5952158

>>5950772
That might taste ok, people do Coke ones.

>> No.5952162

>>5950733
I can imagine this all happening in complete, reverent silence.

>> No.5952163

>>5952150
I don't get it

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>>5952163
newfag

>> No.5952172

>>5947676
Dune cookbook......what?

>> No.5952173

>>5952167
Why would someone need 4 mice

>> No.5952174

This guy's kitchen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7vqMA_NcRU
>That'll be his wine drawer then.

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>> No.5952177

>>5952167
hey he upgraded

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>>5952173
dunno

>> No.5952181

>>5947676
Gonna make this this weekend, thanks brother :D

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>> No.5952189

>>5952096
some of them are hotdogs

>> No.5952192

>>5952189
But those are all hot dogs?

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>> No.5952289

>>5950678
Elsa is his waifu

>> No.5952310

>>5950836
I remember this. They were leftovers from the year before.

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>> No.5952519

>>5952167
<3 SK
must be based person

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>>5947101
American pizza
Makes me piss myself everytime

>> No.5952547

>>5950611
Clearly that is not a George Foreman
>Protip: it's a Breville