/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5902825
Not sure if sarcastic but those are delicious. Probably the second best behind Wild Berry.

>>5902825
Pop tarts taste of despair

>>5902825
Toaster Strudels came and shat all over Poptarts, but then some fuck head with an MBA kept tweaking the the TS recipe until they were just barely better than poptarts but not good enough to actually buy.

POP TARTS RULE

>>5902837
>went to a German restaurant
>order a strudel
>mfw it looks nothing like a toaster strudel and tastes gross.

Wtf Germans? How can the American version taste better?

>>5902825
Best flavor
>>5902833
Second best flavor

Blueberry gets third place.

>Take pic related
>freeze
>?????
>PROFIT

>>5902912
Why would you freeze them though? They'll take even longer to cook in the toaster bruh

>>5902922
kek

>>5902912

Freeze any type of Pop Tarts and it's delicious.

>>5902922
I think he means take a photo then stand really still.

>>5902912

I have to agree.

Chocolate fudge when toasted dark is a close second though. The edges get crispy and the center gets gooey and delicious.

oreo poptart man... my childhood and why i became fat.

>>5902967
i took a photo of my pop tarts and have been standing here for hours and nothing has happened yet. i think we've been rused.

fuck out my face if you didn't freeze your pop tarts

>>5902997
You freeze peanut M&Ms, not Pop-tarts

>>5902950
pretty much this

>>5902985
mah fat nigga

>>5903011
your fucking dumb stop talking

>>5903067
proud to say that i went from 205 down to 156 over the past 4 months :)

>>5903071
My fucking dumb what? Finish your sentence.

>>5903067
>filename
>not "SPHERICAL"

you had one job, anon.

Why are poptarts still a thing when toaster strudels exist

>>5903120
I fucking loved strudels. It was always hard not to just down the icing packet by themselves.

>>5903120
>needing to cover a pastry filled with sweet fruit filling in more sugar

>>5903131
>>5903120
>that sibling that used more than one packet per strudel

>>5903082
fuarking nice nigga

>>5903138
When I make strudels I always make them in twos and I try to evenly distribute one to two icing packets. I think I always end up with one whole packet left over and I savor the joyous discovery.

These were pretty good.

>>5903120
Because Toaster Strudels require heating and icing.

Poptarts are good to go straight out of the wrapper.

I'm not American, can anyone explain what a poptart is like?

>>5903150
Those were pretty nice but I could never eat a lot of them because they started to taste like some kind of rubber to me so I had to space them out.

The classic strawberry and blueberry are always my go to though.

>>5903167
They are like slices of diabetes and processed artificial goodness.

>>5903167
stale crumbly dense pastry filled with fruit and corn syrup and topped with corn syrup

>>5903167
No. Only certain people can.

>>5903167

Like jelly-ish, sweet stuff sandwiched between pie or tart crust. Think of the pie or tart crust as very stiff and not flaky.

I don't like any of the fruit jelly filled poptarts, they taste awful and not like fruit. I prefer the chocolate ones

>>5903206
It is funny, I like the fruit kind but I dont eat them expecting to taste like fruit.

>>5903011
You only freeze one thing?

>>5903249
No, I freeze lots of M&Ms.

>>5902985

I remember when I had terrible living conditions for a time and ate these a lot during that time.

I probably can't enjoy them anymore

>>5902860
You misspelled cherry.

>>5903120
Have you had one lately? They used to be good but now they are terrible. Still better than poptarts though

>mfw knowing people that like those frostless berry ones

Purge when?

>>5903587
It's coming..

>>5903150
This was the best flavor for freezing hands down, and I'll slap the shit out of anyone who tries to say otherwise.

>>5902825
I prefer Strawberry or >>5902912
Brown Sugar Cinnamon is still good, but I've gotten sick of them lately.

>>5902825
THIS JUST IN
CHERRY IS STILL SHIT TIER

>>5903748
all poptarts are shit tier

>>5903748
OP pls go

there is literally nothing wrong with being cherry flavoured

>>5903120

>all those mornings spent watching cartoons and salivating over these syrupy pastries

i wonder what they taste like and i wonder what shit american mom would buy these for their child

same goes for eggo waffles, just make your own damn waffles lmao
but pop tarts are special, because my mom bought them for me. Deal with it.

>>5903751
except for tasting like shit

>>5903748

1. Confetti Cup Cake
2. Frosted Strawberry
[POWER GAP]
3. S'mores
4. Limited Edition Spookylicious™
5. Limited Edition Red Velvet
.
10. Brown Sugar Cinnamon
.
15. Blue Berry
.
.
105. Cookies and Cream
.
.
8999. Chocolate Fudge
.
9001. Limited Edition Pumpkin Pie
9002. any unfrosted pop tart
9003. Hot Fudge Sundae
9004. Raspberry
900001. Low Fat Strawberry
9000001a. Wildlicious® Wild! Berry
9000001b. Wildlicious® Wild! Strawberry
9000000001^9000000001. Cherry

>not getting organic cherry pomegranate pop tarts from Trader Joe's

>>5903790

>hot fudge sundae that low

You wanna get your ass beat?

>>5903790
>cookies & creme
>anything but top 5

you had one job.

>>5903150
/thread

>>5903790
Whoops! Screwed that up guys. Here's an updated list:
1. Brown Sugar Cinnamon
2. Smores
3. Wild Berry
4. Cherry
5. Chocolate Fudge
.
10. Hot Fudge Sundae
.
.
100. Cookies and Cream
.
.
.
9000. Raspberry
9001. All Limited Editions
9002. All Low Fats
9003. All Unfrosteds
.
.
Infinity. Blueberry

>>5903795
I admit I hate the chalky consistency and taste of regular pop-tarts after eating TJ ones.

>>5903806
>Cookies and Cream went from 105 to 100

i really hate you; but hey, it's progress i suppose.

High Tier:
wild berry
smores
brown sugar
fudge
cookies n cream

Mid Tier:
strawberry

Low Tier:
blueberry

Shit Tier:
cherry

You were an impoverished child and your mom spent more time with her boyfriend than you partly because she didn't actually love you and your dad would have murdered to get custody:
unfrosted strawberry

>>5903150
based

>eating sugary toaster pastries for breakfast

you guys should be ashamed of yourselves

>>5903875
Who the fuck said anything about breakfast.

>>5903859
>Places strawberry and blueberry at lower tier levels

>>5904051
These were the shit

>>5903859
I love unfrosted strawberry. I eat it every single day.

Ummmm so are all you niggas allergic to peanuts or what

Why is no one talking about the new god-king of poptarts

>>5904287

I've seen those but never tried 'em, now that I think about it, do they taste like reeses?

>>5904291
Yes. They're amazing except if you put them in the toaster for too long they'll break apart and get molten chocolate/peanut butter on your hands.

>>5903790
You're a fatass for being able to comment and rank that many different flavors.

>>5904287
>>5904287
Holy fuck these look awsome. I'm a bit disgusted by sweets, but something about poptarts. What chisels muh nipples is that they're so much better toasted but who has time for that shit? I prefer to have something portable/versatile but they're just so bland untoasted. These give me hope.

Wtf i cant be the only one.


>still eat these today because theyre fucking good.
>moved to britbong land for a bit.
>cant find these anywhere
>sadness

>theres people who only eat there poptarts hot.

>>5904582

I have actually never popped my tart.

>>5904649
would you like to? :3 :P :P

>>5904664

o-oh gosh :3

>>5904578
Asda has them.

>>5904675
:D i made you blush :PP

bb, if you lookin' for a gud time just say so *wink*

>>5904690

Sorry anon, but I got with Chad a few minutes ago!! It just happened to, he's so spontaneous! Anyway it really doesn't matter right? We're friends!

>>5904709
>chad

o-okay... it's not like i liked you or anything...

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