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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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If /ck/ had a sticky, what would you put in it?
Any links for beginners and general advice for cooking, much like /fit/'s sticky?

>> No.5902098

glock-a-mole

>> No.5902103

>>5902095
A link to Google

>> No.5902105

>>5902095
it would be a seething mass of contradictions and bad advice

>> No.5902107

Henry's Kitchen.

That's it.

>> No.5902111

>>5902095
Supercook

>> No.5902115

Do not make threads about food fads that are glad are over.

>> No.5902127

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ#!

>> No.5902131

Ck sticky should be filled with all the prime shitposting that happens here.

>> No.5902135
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>>5902098
I like /ck/k/

>> No.5902138

Probably a Fazoli's thread.

>> No.5902142

>>5902095
fuck off back to /fit/, homo

>> No.5902152

>>5902142
B-but I'm tired of all these oats and chicken.
I need another way to get some hot protein down my dirty mouth. No homo.

>> No.5902156

something to show how to cook a goddam egg.

>> No.5902173

>>5902152
go back to your containment board please

>> No.5902180

/ck/ has gone to shit lately.
If we get a sticky it should be be instructions on how to Google thing.

>> No.5902183

JOEYS SUPER COOL FOOD REVIEEEWWWW

>> No.5902194

>>5902180

This. Way too many troll threads. Being an impossibly picky cunt is part of /ck/ culture, but some newfags just don't know how to do it without looking like a retarded /b/abby

>> No.5902216

no knead bread recipes

>> No.5902231

>>5902194
>board "culture"
Ha ha oh i am laffin

>> No.5902294

>>5902194
I bet you like your steak well-done you fucking fairy

>> No.5902316

>>5902294
I bet you put beans in your chili you fucking poofter

>> No.5903899

>>5902135
/diy/ck/ threads are awesome too.

>> No.5903920

Top tip: They say if you leave the glock in and cover it then it won't go brown in the fridge.

In fact, Glocks are generally quite good at keeping brown away.

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>>5903920

>> No.5904044

>>5902107
this

>> No.5904048

>>5902095
>If /ck/ had a sticky, what would you put in it?
White sauce, conversion between temp F and C, difference between sautee, fry, boil, bake, grill etc. How to on starches such as how to rice, how to pasta, how to potato etc

>> No.5904244

>>5902180
/ck/ has always been shit, but other special interest boards have a faq sticky, which would benefit /ck/ tremendously.

>> No.5904297

A link to our ck.booru.org or whatever it is

>> No.5904374

>>5904048
don't forget conversion from cups, ounces etc to ml, gramms and such.

>> No.5904386

>>5902095
I'd put a guide on how to eat on a budget.

>> No.5904390

>>5902095
I'd put in how newfags should stop with their faggy stickies

>> No.5904393

>>5904390
This.

>> No.5904432

>>5904390
stinky babby needs a diaper change

>> No.5904464

>>5904374
>don't forget conversion from cups, ounces etc to ml, gramms and such.

How can you not know this by memory? What's next, instructions on how to count to ten?

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start by cooking or ordering your steaks so that they are well done, and have them served with ketchup, a1 sauce, or a mixture of both. next, at the cocktail bar, order the sweetest drinks you can, you're not looking for neat liquor. only mixed drinks preferably bright in color and with a cute name, but very sweet is a must. express your bewilderment that anyone could enjoy the taste of alcohol. while leaving a restaurant, do not tip, because by law everyone will make minimum wage regardless, and you're not going to pay someone extra for doing their job. take all of your condiments out of the fridge, including ketchup, mustard, and most importantly your sriracha and place them somewhere like the pantry where they can reach their proper temperature; that of the room. while you're in the pantry grab some ramen noodles - you are a broke college student. you're gonna want to ask /ck/ for some infographics regarding how to prepare it, so come back here when you've reached this step. while waiting for replies, watch jiro dreams of sushi, a documentary about fairly priced sushi, which everyone will be of one opinion of: it is worth it. for your weekly non-ramen meals, look no further than simply sara's cooking series on youtube, you'll want to try wanda's macaroni salad. for variety, masaokis, also on youtube, has excellent cooking segments. if you are vegan or vegetarian, it is worth it to make a thread asking others for their opinions and thoughts about this diet choice. while you're at it you may make a thread about cigars, cigarettes, or pipe smoking, others will agree here too - those things belong on /ck/. don't forget to adopt a personal tripcode of your own, remember that poutine is truly a shit dish, and lastly, put beans in your chili or don't

>> No.5904746

>>5904048
This is stupid because then there would be nothing to post about. Don't you see how retarded this place is? That whole PUDDI thing really fucked up /ck/ and brought a ton of newfriends here who don't actually know how to cook. That's why there's so little actual discussion on cooking, just food.

>> No.5904757

1. Lurk the board first
2. Don't feed the trolls

/sticky