/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5899787
You buy a coconut tree and you "make" coconuts by maintaining the tree and making sure it's got water when it's needed.

>>5899793
But where do I buy tree?

>>5899787
R U RETARDED?

>>5899893
R U RETARDED?

have you watered your emu enough?

you need to first activate your walnuts and then preheat your oven to 200 degress then toss your walnuts in the toilet and kill yourself in the oven

activate your walnuts first then duct tape the coconut to your balls

>>5899958
but how do I tape coconut to my balls if I have no coconut

Bet he's not even alkalyzing his water for this
>laughinggirls.jpeg

>>5899787
Get it delivered by a swallow.

>>5899958
>>5900002
don't listen to this retard OP, he's trying to get you to make chlorine gas

what you really wanna do is ensure that your water is alkalised, then activate your almonds. Make sure there's some quinoa in there somewhere too, and it all has to be gluten free, otherwise once you add the almonds to the water it all goes boom

Just like it takes money to make money, it takes a coconut to make a coconut .
The world is not fair.

1. activate your almonds
2. culture your veggies
3.?????????
4. Homemade coconut

Just buy the coconut ingredients at the store you donger.

>>5901257
Hang on. Does this mean that if I bury a coconut, I will get a coconut tree? Someone go out and try this and confirm or disconfirm.

>>5901431
Actually, you have to train an coconut crab to fetch you some.