/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I thought chipotle was a spice

>>5886700
The sense that I've let myself down by making a poor choice.

I went there once and it sucked. I don't like that bullshit crap and I didn't need it in NYC.

Why you people need it I don't understand. Standing in line for a fucking burrito around a bunch of assholes, sorry dude, that doesn't interest me.

They can piss the fuck off.

Are you people that like that the same types that stand in line for starbucks?

Ya know... your basic morons?

>>5886712
It's ''cool'' to eat there.

>>5886700
I ate there a couple of times when it was trendy. It was very mediocre food, and I lost interest. Now that it's not trendy anymore (basically Taco Bell mode now, lol, only WalMart people in there now) I don't even look at the sign when I drive by.

Pic related is and always has been infinitely superior.

>>5886700
*bowl, with:
brown rice
black beans
chicken and veggies
mild salsa
lettuce

I live by a Chipotle and a Taco Bell. Is there any reason to go to the Chipotle over Taco Bell?

>>5886715
Yeah cool for faggots, most NYC ppl aren't that.

>>5886732
Quality.

>>5886732
Well, if you want a burrito that acutally tastes good.. then you'll want to go to Taco Bell.

Higher class of people there too, nowadays.

>>5886733
>NYC ppl
confirmed for suburb hipster who moved to the city

>>5886742
>Higher class of people there too, nowadays.

The Taco Bell near me actually won some kind of award for good customer service, but there seems to be different people working there every time.

>>5886742
Your mum got my high class burrito

>What do you get at chipotle?

Mediocrity and sadness.

>>5886751
How wrong you can be.
Are you from some flyover state or some faggot san francisco type place?

It's funny to see you twats fall over yourselves vs a real one of us.

>>5886700
Quesa-rito.

They hate it.

It costs $2 more.

>>5886769
>burrito
Does that taste better coming out or going in, what's the difference?

>>5886761
what's wrong with chipotle?

>>5886777
It sucks first, and for the price it sucks secondly.

Let me guess, you're a 1st level tech support type that's on an h1b from india?

Figures that you'd think that it's good.

>>5886779
>It sucks first
explain

>>5886784
It's a chain restraunt, so assholes stand in line for it when I can do better. Given the same amount of time I can do to a real place in nyc and not deal with a line and be back, and eat at my desk. That way I can get the fuck out of where I work and go on to live my life, something that you don't understand yet but you will.

>>5886784
A lot of tourists are in these places as well, so I don't want to deal with that, I want to be in and out, that's why I vary my hours to avoid this and avoid the tourist traps that are for suckers.

Your milage may vary.

As much as possible so I don't feel hungry for the rest of the day.

>>5886784
NYC is a stupid place, and being seen or standing in line to be seen isn't what I would be there for.

That's what it means to grow up there, that is avoid the import morons.

>>5886797
Fuck off with your delusion of relevance, Roger. You have nothing to live for.

>>5886830
Where'd that come from?

Got an axe to grind against New Yorkers?

>>5886779
>It sucks first, and for the price it sucks secondly.
This. It's a mediocre product that is a bastardization of Mexican food, sold for a premium price in a fast food kind of environment that's doing the tryhard thing to look upsacle. It's an excellent symbol of everything wrong with American dining.
>>5886797
>Given the same amount of time I can do to a real place in nyc
Also this. I could see eating at Chipotle because you live in a place where it's your only option. Because sometimes a lame burrito might be better than no burrito. But if you live somewhere with a variety of options lining up for Chipotle seems absurd.

in-your-face, unavoidable reminder that Freebirds is and always will be vastly better in price, taste, quality, and hip trendy cool factor than Chipotle ever was.

Walk down the street with a Chipotle bag, and people think "Oh, there goes a basic bitch". Exactly the opposite with Freebirds, and that will never change.

>>5886839
You said that you'd eat at chipotle instead of a proper place, that pretty much destroys yours debate and argument.

Now go suck some mexidick and consider that proper mexifood, wouldn't it be?

You dumb twat!

>>5886833
They are pretty loud.

The only good thing to come out of NY is spider man.

>>5886700
diarrhea

>>5886847
What's your great state or are you a lame ass foreigner?

>>5886847
We got Doctor Strange too, look that one up, that's cool shit.

We got everything you dumbass twat.

That's why we're a target for the islamic sacks of shit. We mean freedom something that these islamic assholes don't want their people to understand. They will over time.

These islamic whackjobs don't have a chance, the soviet union certianly didn't, it's fucking comedy level that some islamics with religious secret police would have a chance on us.

It's like GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>5886844
>You said that you'd eat at chipotle instead of a proper place, that pretty much destroys yours debate and argument.
A proper restaurant has servers who take your order once you're seated, then bring you your food. If you like up to place your order, then get your food on a tray or in a bag, paying before you've eaten you're not in a proper restaurant. You're either in a fast food joint or a cafeteria.

>>5886700
They don't operate here in the UK.

<-- superior in every conceivable way.

disappointed

>>5886877
You misread what I wrote.

You actually mutilatied what I wrote.

I wont try to correct it since you'll fuck it up no matter what I write.

>>5886889
Do you pickup trannies there?
It looks like the calitrannie kind of place.

>>5886919
Since you're both defending Chipotle and attacking posters here it doesn't matter what you write. Your actions show you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>5886769
Why does it cost $2 more for you? Its a free option here in San Diego

>Salad
>extra lettuce
>no rice
>no beans
>half steak
>half chicken
>mild salsa
>extra corn salsa
>half cheese
>guac

I would get rice but I'm trying to eat better. Beans are one of the only things I just don't care for. It's a texture thing for me.

>3 soft tacos
>pinto beans
>white rice
>one steak, one chicken, one carnitas
>hot sauce
>cheese
>sour cream
>extra lettuce

>>5886940
>San Diego
>eating Chipotle

Dude c'mon. Why?

The shillerito

>chipotle sucks because other people like it

/thread

>>5886956
I don't go to chipotle by choice. Its called "I 10 minutes to go eat w/e is in walking distance cause i got shit to do"

>>5886708
lol

>>5886742
Their chicken had a weird chemical taste

fiery poops

>>5886732
My one burrito at Chipotle lasted longer than 6/7 tacos at Taco Bell. They cost the same.

>>5886700
Gastric distress.

>>5886700
Burrito
White rice
Black beans
Chicken
Mild salsa
Sour cream
Cheese
Its fucking godlike

Qdoba is the best

Burrito
White Rice
No Beans
Chicken
Extra Hot Salsa
Sour Cream
Cheese

Damn that salsa is amazing.

>>5886700
>Chipotle
>Absolutelydisgusting.jpg

Nah but seriously I don't think I've had worse Mexican food anywhere else except for maybe Taco Bell.

>>5888634
>Mexican food
>Taco Bell

But...

>>5888634
Its fast food, its decent for what it really is.

>>5886762
I'm not american but I can tell you're a massive loser, that's all. You seem really insecure and that's why I assumed you were jerking your dick so hard. This dick jerking put me under the impression that you were from some shitty jersey/conneticut/long island satellite town because I didn't think anyone actually from nyc would have such an air compensation about them.

>>5888665
>I didn't think anyone actually from nyc would have such an air compensation about them.

>>5886700
Regret.

>>5888665
Lmfao fucking listen to yourself faggot

Typing this out from NYC btw

I remember when I was 12 and thought that my arbitrary stereotypes of people with certain backgrounds were actually real life.

>>5888683
yeah well... oh

>>5888648

source?

>>5886700
>What do you get at chipotle?
directions to a real mexican food place

>>5888707
Read the image name amigo.

chicken burrito
double meat
white rice
black beans
hot salsa
crema
chizu
guac
fajita veg

>>5888715

Realized that after the post. Thought it was just a random filename.

>>5888720
>chicken burrito

>>5888726
Not sure if this is good or bad... I normally get carne asada at taco shops and cabeza tacos or birria at real mexican places. Sometimes gotta have chipotle tho.

Sofritas or veggie corn tacos or a bowl with:
brown rice (extra when I get the bowl)
black beans (extra when I get the bowl)
peppers and onions
pico de gallo
corn
lettuce
And if it's veggie, guacamole since it comes with it for free.

Mmmm.

>>5888730
>Sometimes gotta have chipotle tho
I would fully understand should you be of asian decent

>>5886700
used to get the crispy tacos before they jewed me into fewer tacos

>>5886700
diarrhea

>standing in line for chipoltle

what? the one i went to had no sort of line. we just went in, chose the stuff we wanted in our burrito, and got that shit.

and it was really good. it filled me up but didn't feel disgustingly greasy nasty in my stomach.

>>5886700
I get a foil wrapped advertising with a side of viral marketing.

>>5888939
I agree about it being filling without making you feel sick like most fast food
The Chipotle near me is stupid busy all the time because it is very well managed and in a great location.

>>5888966
feel good about not eating "FAST FOOD"
do you feel good about getting ripped off by paying for a load of healthy beans and rice ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ6Cfx5JS8Y

well do you nigger

>>5886700
I get nothing because i dont think chipotles generic'mexican' food is good enough too even tolerate a drive there. I really dont understand the hype over this place. But then again i do live 10minutes away from the mexican border so maybe im just use too the good stuff.

>tfw coriander tastes like soap to me

>chicken or steak or a combination of both
>no beans
>mild salsa
>pinch of hot salsa
>sour cream
>cheese
>lettuce
>corn

>>5890200
>combination of both
How have i never thought of this? My whole life is going to change.

>>5889144
Im not going to make a meal to take to work
Chipotles is more of a meal than most fast food

Everyone knows you get raped buying fast food nowadays so im not sure what you are getting at.

I've never been to Chipotle, but I'm curious if any of their tortilla wrapped items are as cylindrical all the photos I see on here. That shit is like a perfect circle from the side view. Is that an actual thing they do on purpose (like with a mold form of some sort) or is it just marketing photography.

>What do you get at chipotle?
I get out.

>>5891326
>Chipotles is more of a meal than most fast food
Enjoy paying extra for the privilege of eating poorfag beans and rice.

>>5891336
Every person who goes in gets out.

>>5891326
>Im not going to make a meal to take to work

Shame on you.

>>5891341
Quit acting like a similarly priced burger, sub, or fried chicken meal is any better of a deal.

>>5891345
Yeah, but I did it first. It's a hard life to lead, that of the trendsetter.

>>5891356
Quit being defeated by gussied up fast food. You don't have to eat that shit.

I make a massive chipotle that customers mire and workers get angered at.
> A lot of rice. After they put in 2 scoops i ask for one more.
> A scoop of both beans
> Half of 2 meats (usually more than just a single meat)
> 4 scoops or pinches of steamed vegetables
> 2 scoops at least of mild tomato salsa
> Medium salsa on the side b/c it's getting too big and need room for other shit
> Cheese
> Lots of lettuce
> Guac on the side b/c I won't get much if it's on top of my behemoth

My friend gets a pretty large bowl that's bigger than most customers', and mine is easily 3/2 or double in size. It still costs like 8-9 bucks but probably has like 1100 calories and is a behemoth. GET THIS SHIT GUYS IT FEEDS A SMALL FAMILY

Bowl with brown rice, half chicken/half steak (more like 3/4 of each so extra protein for free), double black beans, corn, cheese, guac (best chain guacamole out there). Extremely filling and better than most other fast food options. Yeah it's like $10 for a bowl but it'll keep me full for way longer than a few burgers will

Yes real Mexican food is way better. However, I don't go to Chipotle for real Mexican food, I go for fast food that is comparatively healthy and tasty, and they're fucking everywhere so it's a convenient option if traveling.

>>5891936
oh and a double portion of fajita veggies too

Rice in a burrito is an abomination.

Here, let me stuff your carb with more carb...

The only thing worse is putting catsup on a hotdog

>>5893459
No one is making you order rice.

>>5886716
dude your so edge... some day i will attain it.

>>5886926
this place looks like 1.5 mi from the shark tank

trannies are not welcome around that area

>>5893459
based

>>5886706
underrated post

Chipotle: what happens when you let white people touch Mexican food.

>>5894418
That's Taco Bell.

Chipotle is what happens when you let pretentious white people touch Mexican food.

I've never been eaten at Chipotle. Am I missing anything?

>>5886700
I work there.

>>5894432
1. Buy really expensive natural ingredients.
2. Make a burrito with as few spices as possible. If you must use spices, avoid traditional Mexican ones to prevent actual authentic flavor in the food.
3. Burn a 20 dollar bill.
4. Go to your nearest IKEA and find the most Swedish furniture you can. The more expensive it is, and the more umlauts in their name, the better.
5. Wait for the burrito to get cold, then finally eat the burrito.

This is the Chipotle experience.

The worst thing about Chipotle is the liners for their baskets and their cups are all covered with masturbatory statements about how good the food is and how much people with boring office jobs in urban areas nowhere near the southwest love the restaurant.

>>5894441

Wow. I definitely have no regrets then.