/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5881525

Could you please not advertise your channel here? Nobody cares.

You know after the video ended he shoved the taco parts in the wrapper into his mouth and sucked the wrapper dry.

He didn't waste shit.

Seems like regular attention whoring Joey to me. Over the top and lacking substance are his calling cards.

>>5881525
dude is losing his shit. whats so sad is that you know he doesn't have any friends or social contact outside of whatever shitty job he manages to hold down. he's doing it all as a cry for attention and probably thinks his subscribers are his "friends" and that they actually like him. what a sad sack, publicly chronicling his junk food demise in the most cringey and embarrassing way possible. when Joey dies young this is his grand legacy, it is what he leaves behind on this earth.

who the fuck is this guy and why is he trying to copy ReviewBrah?

>>5881897
and then kids growing up will know he died early from it and watch anyway and then they'll be like "holy shit i don't want to do that" and then in 50 years when the obesity war is over joey will be known as saint joey and there will be a golden state of him placed next to the statue of liberty and he'll be the only fat human on earth because everyone will be sure to stay thin and healthy because of him

>>5881901
don't insult ReviewBrah like that. Joey is vile, ReviewBrah is legend.

Takes ritalin but still fat as fuck?

>>5881525
>fat.png

kek

"lost it" would imply he ever had it to begin with.

Guy really seems like he has some serious issues and has since day one.

>>5881525
I read in the comments that he got kicked out of Team Daym, but his videos still have the stupid daym intro... I got mad as fuck when he squished that Cheesy Gordita Crunch. That's the best item at taco bell.

He is acting weird. J-Joey's not going to die, is he, /ck/?

>>5882113
HUGH?!?!?!

Oh god at 2:05
>and I'm back, I don't know if that's a good or bad thing
Is he suicidal?

>>5881913
Lol that's what i was thinking

>>5882200
Maybe he'll upload a video of him gorging himself to tears of shame and then off himself in that shitty van.

THERE WONT BE A NEXT TIME GANG......PEAYCE!!!

>makes usual retard faces and barks
>blows brains out

>>5882231
who would upload it?

>>5882238
I don't know... But it would be the first time i upvoted.

Nah it's just Joey.

That being said he does seem to be more mindful of the comments and hate and it does seem to be getting to him.

>>5881525
is this guy white or black or mexican or what?

>>5882544
he's joey

>>5882544

italian so all of the above plus extra eggplant

>>5882576
pretty sure he's stated in several of his videos that hes mexican

>>5882677

same difference

>>5881525

He acts mildly bipolar... I bet his lows are really fuckin low. I don't think i'd want to watch that.

I have to give him props for keeping on keeping on.

>>5882692
You're watching his lows as every cubic meter of lard on him is in a perpetual battle against gravity.

>>5882698
fuck you faggot.

>>5882698
>>5882701

Hahahaha. Best reply. Would read again.

He said in the video he had too much Ritalin, probably why he wasted that first taco. Maybe he's trying to lose weight or something

>>5881897
Do you think he would get more views or less if he went in full reversal mode and only reviewed healthy meals and discussed his exercise regimen?

>>5882748
his body and mind would die from the shock

>>5881901
Nigger, you better cleanse your pallet if you dare to speak reviewbrahs name in the same lines with this shitbag.

>>5882767
Lel

>>5882854
It's funny because they're the exact same. Except for weight.

>>5882720
>wasted that first taco
He surely ate that smashed taco off-camera.

>>5882748
reddit would probably love him if he did that

>>5881525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc
If any of you guys genuinely think this guy is funny and isn't just a fatfaggot who is emotionally damaged then I shiggy

>>5881525
>Also apparently he got kicked out of team daym.

Wait...why?

Who are team daym, anyway?

>>5883706
a bunch of fat people that review fast food in their cars.

>>5883750
then why the fuck would they kick him out?

>>5883758
He was too fat. even for them.

>>5883850
DAYM...

Whenever he says "wooo!" it reminds me of the episode of futurama when bender becomes a human.

>He got kicked out of Team Daym
Huh? I noticed that it didn't say team daym in the video but it still had that opening.

I know it's not true but it would be pretty sad if it was.

>has joey lost it?

Not a chance in hell friendo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRHF64Gte2o

>>5882767
>implying his mind is still alive

don't even

>>5882688
That doesn't mean what you think it means.

THAT is the video that made you question whether or not he lost it?

Joey has been possessed by fast food.

>>5885378
Woowoowoowoowoo
IT
SWINGS
W
I
N
G
S

I don't understand how you retards can watch his videos. It's absolutely infuriating. If I was his father, I would've killed him in his youth.

>>5881525
>Has Joey lost it?

You've asked this question at least twice before. The answer is still no - hi virginity is remains unscathed.

>>5885514
*his

>>5885408
good thing you'll never be a father, anon

I just cant stomach the way he eats and smacks like a hog going at a slop bucket fucking christ how do you people watch this without dying of cringe?

>>5883706
>>5883750
>>5883758
>>5883850
>>5883892

seriously? people seriously REVIEW fast food and aren't total gluttons like this joey guy
i cant think of any lower tier of life that REVIEWS and distinguishes fast food from one another

Ok what the fuck. He just posted a new video and he's reviewing fucking BUTTERFINGERS.
Why...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJspnA6wjl4

>people reviewing fast food in their car

Why is this a thing?

>>5885586
I think people believe if they smash the food against the roof of their mouth and breathe at the same time with their mouth open, it enhances the flavor. It makes me sick to see that food roll around in his mouth and tongue.

I will say the only thing he reviewed that I went out to try was the Creme Brulee shake from Arby's. It was fantastic.

>>5887026
>this thing is off the HOOK
what isn't off the hook for joey?

>>5887026
he bought that trick or treat bag for himself as a snack

and he decided, "why not miss this opportunity to film my suffering?"

>>5887026
he bought that trick or treat bag for himself as a snack and he decided, "i can't miss this opportunity to film my suffering"

>>5887079
That Cole slaw sandwich and some brown rice thing.

>>5887092
lol you know he scarfed down that whole bag the minute he turned off the camera.
I would love to find where he goes to do these reviews one time and just watch and see what he does after he turns off the camera.
I bet he does the "woooo"s and everything.

>>5887100
He probably cries

>>5887099
of course anything remotely healthy he would dislike

schadenfreude the thread

>>5887327
more like schadenfreude the website

>>5882231
No it would be more like next video he's inside his garage with the door closed and his engine running.
He orders every single burger from every fast food place.
>HEY GANG LETS SEE HOW MANY BURGERS I CAN EAT BEFORE I SUCCUMB TO CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING. I CALL IT JOEYS LAST MEAL. ITS GONNA BE OFF THE HOOOOK!!!
He begins sobbing uncontrollably when he gets to his wendys burger and they got his order wrong. He knows he will never be able to have a REAL review of his last meal.
He starts bitching about mexicans until he finally passes out before even touching his double down.

>>5887890
Hahaha

Screwed up wendy's burger..

I can see it now... Its his perfect final episode.

If Joey catches onto us and starts reading these threads that are always up, god help him.... I think he'll take the permenant dive. This guy is fucked up bad.

>>5887890

>joey stands heavily on a stool
>camera focuses on a rope thrown over a rafter, pans down to joey, placing rope around neck
>facecoveredinnutella.jif
>tears streaming down face
>"i tried gang, i tried"
>he says "i'm baaaaack, but the nutella challenge was just too much for me again"
>"i keep trying and i just can't do it"
>loudwetfart.webm
>"fuck my life"
>camera cuts to stool
>stool rocks left and right, left and right, and then its done
>somehow his 450 lb weight still doesn't snap his neck
>his feet kick awkwardly, his weight making his kicks useless
>30 seconds of awkward kicking, his struggles get more reserved, the beast is tiring out.
>1 minute he has given up entirely, accepting of his fate
>90 seconds, with new resolve he reaches up to the rope, with full adreneline he pulls himself up, in an attempt to save himself.
>his hand slips, the rope pulls tight
>this time his neck snaps under the strain of the rope
>"it swings gang" one final time.

>>5888148
>implying he's not posting them

>>5888219
Considering his weight, any attempt to hang himself is likely to result in either a partial or complete decapitation.

>>5888219
Fucking lawl.

This place has twisted my sense of humor jnto a tornado, I dont think its a bad thing though.

>>5888219
amazing

I like him. Deep down we all know he's a lonely guy and we can all associate with it to a certain degree.

>>5888219
>loudwetfart.webm
god I lost it

>>5887026
Why is he parked in a car dealership? Is Joey a car salesman?

who's this fat cunt

>>5890917
>he doesn't know about joey
Quick! Someone post the link to his infamous nutella video.

>>5890915
No, Joseph is a personal chef at Sublime Catering in the Bay area.

>PRIVATE PARTIES
Relax and enjoy your next dinner party! Whether for 2-40 or more, instead of being in the kitchen cooking and cleaning Chef Joe and his staff does it all: menu planning, shopping, preparing, serving and clean up.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephhernandez5678

>Cooking Classes available upon request...

>>5890915
He's probably trying to upgrade from that shitmobile he drives.
Can you imagine the smell inside that thing? All those fast food meals and wet farts.

Who the fuck is Joey?

Why the fuck am I watching a fat fuck chow down on shit food?

>>5890972
welcome to /ck/

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Joey so much, I had all the fast-food coupons and nutella
>I pray to Joey every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>”Joey is love" I say; “Joey is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Joey
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Joey
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear “I’M BAAAAACK!"
>He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Joey
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Joey
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Joey
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Joey looks him straight in the eyes and says “GOOD VITTLES GANG WOOOOWOOOOWOOO"
>Joey leaves through my window
>Joey is love. Joey is life.

>>5888219
Priceless

>>5891076
>Joey looks him straight in the eyes and says “GOOD VITTLES GANG WOOOOWOOOOWOOO"

Nice

>>5890921
>tfw I'm also working the catering business

Fuck. Well at least I'm not Joey. Yet.....

>>5891076
Oh god this is fucking Grade A shit anon 👌

>>5891076
It's spelled victuals, fagnerd.

>>5891296
Not if you're a mole or rat pirate

>>5881901
Reviewbrah Akbar.....Reviewbrah Akbar

>>5881525
Hey faggot, stop trying to shill for this millennia fat fucking fuck; I bet "joey" shills for himself in this board.

>>5890921

No shit, that's a fact. And his boss knows about this fuckery?

how does he still have a job, can we get all cookfag SJW on him and hound him out of his life?

>because I'm not exactly for that, but I'm for that

>>5891445

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PsEFaLlVTI

>Joey makes generic resturant salsa

holy shit, confirmed for pro cook.

>knife skilz
>canned tomatoes
>ice bath
>clean spoons
>tasting like a chef

god damn he has issues. Here is a recipe that is worth 1 million time all the fast food shit but he is bored, unhappy, seriously noty wanting to be there while he does this basically decent thing.

He hates himself and hates his life and hates cooking but it's his career and he can't get out

compare this to

>IMM BAAAACCKKKK DAYMMAMAMSMADEOHFUP!$$UFO$R

seriously he needs help u guise.

>>5891485
>why is it burning down there?

>>5891485
holy shit he's actually acting normal here

>>5891485
He's a lot more bearable in that video and look at the like:dislike ratio.

Why the hell doesn't he just act less of a retard? He's obviously capable of it.

>>5882698

>>5881525
You can see that he is approaching the end. There's an extra emptiness to his eyes and the false happiness in his voice is wearing thin.

His obituary is coming soon.

why are you guys so mean to poor joey? ;_;

>>5893285

I generally don't post in these threads because they disgust me, but maybe because (from what I can tell) he's obese, ugly, and he makes a spectacle of himself eating disgusting trash food on youtube? I mean I've never clicked on it, but it seems to be entertainment in the same vein as honey boo boo. What kind of attention is he expecting, if not negative?

>>5893290

He doesn't take pride in ignorance like honey boo boo. He is just a fatass who really likes fast food and making videos about it. His reviews may suck but he is at least entertaining and seems like a nice enough guy. It seems somewhat obvious that he is living a sad lonely life, but so are many of us on this website and I'd bet a lot of people here see a little bit of Joey in themselves. Honestly I've never seriously used the term and think it's bullshit but it's obvious that people here are fat shaming him. I don't mind him at all, as long as he is having fun.

>>5881525
Fucking christ. Who can actually stand this sad fuck?

>>5893319
>It seems somewhat obvious that he is living a sad lonely life

I really doubt this. In Joey's earlier videos you can hear his wife giggling at his jokes as she records him. Yeah she's probably as fat as him, but I doubt they give a shit. Their marriage is most likely a happy one. They're fat together.

The guy is probably the happiest motherfucker on the planet since he works with food all day, and that might piss off some.

>>5893560
He has a wife? I thought he was gay.

>>5893560
which video?

>>5888359
Yeah, this place is wayy better than reddit.

>>5893560
He looks like he's about to cry in every recent video brah

>>5894186
he is. on the inside.

>>5893686

I've gone to reddit a few times and I don't get why people like it so much. To me it's much more confusing than 4chan.

It just doesn't seem to be layed out intelligently.

>>5895475
because plebs

>>5895475
>layed out intelligently

Sounds like you would know...

>>5895524

Someone thinks they're cool.

>>5893560
In a more recent video, Joey mentions he might make blog posts about him looking for love. He might not be married anymore.

>>5895550

He's gay and had a boyfriend last time I checked.

Could you link to a blogpost? I don't know where they are.

He looks like the fat version of that other guy. Shoe fine or shine, something like that

>>5895640
shoenice?

>>5896146
Is shoenice still alive?

>>5896165
What is he downing Jagerbombs? I think I saw that video.

>>5896146
he and joey do have a lot in common

>>5882544
He's fat so just hate him for that.

>>5896165
i hope not

>>5893560
doesn't he dedicate his valentine doughnut video to his "future wife"?

This video is a fucking gold mine

>hurr durr does he work at a car dealership
>hurr durr he must have a shit job
>huurrrrrrrur dururrurrrrrrrr
He's a professional caterer dumbfucks.
http://www.linkedin.com/in/josephhernandez5678

Seriously though, staring into his gaping maw as he manually processes food with that slack, slab of a jaw is like looking directly into the center of some Lovecraftian Horror. Madness ensues every time I watch this fat slob and his lack of common decency.

Hey gang I'm byaaaaack woowooowoooo

Has Joey lost it?

>>5897770
Did Joey ever have it?

>>5891445
Why the FUCK would you want to get this man fired?

Damn, OP. Maybe he's just being outrageous for attention.

>>5891445

I don't like this dude at all and think he's a total fatass tub of lard but trying to fuck with his job and life is just wrong. This isn't fucking /b/

NEW JOEY VIDEO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_QX2pUMAgg

He seems a little less annoying in this video. Maybe he is on meds.

>>5881525
What's team daym?

>>5899951
He is making more mistakes. No lettuce, I mean napkins. Sourdough cheese. Also another one more towards the beginning.

Are these type of verbal mistakes typical of some side effect via meds or some specific disorder? It seems he's making more of these errors latley. There has to be a term for this type of speech error?

I'm rambling! Why am I rambling!?

We need to make a collection of the best of the worst of Joey

Here's one of my personal favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW1zeM5Hatk

>>5900227
A group of fat food reviewers on YouTube. Turns out they didn't even know Joey said he was a part of their team. He was just using their intro.

>>5901898
>Turns out they didn't even know Joey said he was a part of their team. He was just using their intro.

For real? Who even is in team daym other than that forbidden food douche?

>>5901902
DaymDrops started it.

>>5901898
Really? The team daym facebook has Joey on it

It's the whole thing, man. It's the whole thing.
From the hat, to the stained shirt, to him feigning a struggle to bend over and devour the plate of a carefully-sculpted, defecated pile of Nutella.
It wasn't until he lifted his face back up to the camera that I looked into his happy, sludge-filled mouth and caught a glimpse of the sadness in his eyes that I realized how there is no silver lining to this man's life. I would like to imagine that he isn't doing this on his own free will. Like, maybe the reason he is looking off to the side of the camera Is because someone is forcing him to this and we'll look back on this like "oh man, why didn't we call the cops? *of course * he was crying for help in that video."

>>5901910
It's been confirmed that Joey maintains and operates that page by himself.

>>5897953
This is it right here. He sees a correlation in how h acts and how many views he gets. People see him doing acting crazier and crazier and probably say shit like "it's so funny when you go WOOWOOWOOWOO" or "that I'M BAAAAAACK was so epin"
He's staying alive thru the knowledge that people are paying attention to him, while disregarding how or what attention that is
defintely some sort of mental illness going on here

People should start complimenting him on positive actions and attributes.
"Damn joey, you look good with a clean shirt and a hair cut"
"You're so well spoken and articulate, Joey"
"You're getting thinner, Joey, keep up the good work"

and I GAURANTEE he'll turn his channel into a healthy food review and weight loss channel

>>5901894
>sitting outside KFC waiting for them to open
>being this excited about chicken tenders

>>5901951
>dat pathos

>>5882854
sure is summer in here

After reviewing some of his older videos I have come to the conclusion that Joe has died and Joey has now take over his life. He was laid back and a little goofy but something happened that pushed him from Joe to Joey. It's truly disgusting to think that could happen to one jolly man.

>>5899951

That long silence.
Is he wiping his hand off on the back of the passenger's seat?

Not sure if its new or not, but it looks like he started hanging a shirt for privacy. Probably to prevent him from seeing the looks of disgust on walkerbies' faces.

>>5902141
>mfw I walk past joey in his car going WOOOWOWOWOWOWOWWWOWOOOOWOWOWOWOOOWOWOWOOOWOWOOO

>>5902141
I seriously expected him to pull out a gun and shoot himself in the head when it started out with 5+ seconds of silent staring into the camera.

New video, Broeys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPRwpMhUZ5o

He has a shirt up in his window again, he doesn't want people to see him

Woowoowoowoowoo

>>5903234
Oh my god, he has a plastic tarp in his car for when he blows his brains out

>>5903234
I guess Joey is allowed to say "beaner" since he is one.

>>5901999
Joey has to record his videos at 11 am or middle schoolers will stand outside his car and make fun of him

>>5899951
When he tilts his camera down at the very end of this video you can see that his t-shirt is all torn up. Come on Joey, COME ON

>>5903234
OK, I guess nothing can be worse than his hamburger + canned spaghetti combination at this point.

>tfw I have no problems identifying as a broey

>>5903479
Shredded t-shirts let his belly breathe

WOOOO WOOO WOOO WOOO WOOOOO

What's your favorite joey vid, /ck/?

>>5903931
nutella

>>5903936
That's like the Mega man 2 Wily theme 1 of Joey vids.

The quadruple down is pretty good.

>>5903234
THIS IS HAMVINEGAR GANG

>>5903931
it's very hard to choose one because they're all so good, but probably the monkey style burger video. it has my favorite comments, plus he devolves into making monkey noises and going wowowoo for the majority of the video

second favorite is when wendy's messes up his smoked gouda sandwich and he loses it

>>5903972
lol'd at first line

Did he ever reveal why he has to film in his car? What could be the possible reasons?

1) He wants to eat his food hot
2) A housemate gave him an ultimatum: "If you film another youtube video in this house, I swear to fucking god I am moving out".
3a) He is doing an actual "world tour" where he is driving across the United States trying fast food chain items.
3b) He lives in the woods and has to drive out to a major city to do these food reviews.

>>5904361
1A) He wants to eat his food hot and not get stared at by the people who work in the restaurant

>>5903972
>That's like the Mega man 2 Wily theme 1 of Joey vids.
heartily kek'd

>>5904361
I always sort of thought this was just something he did on his lunch break as a side gig to his 9 to 5...

That was just my mental thought on it though, i have, literally, no information backing that up.

But they are all done during, what seems to be, mid day.

I figure he is just trying to get the internet to pay for his lunch.

>>5904241
>do the monkey, do the monkey wowowowowowo

I found a channel that you guys are gonna "love"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Ma7gn16ug

>>5904758
Nice try Sal, go back to reddit

PEAYCE

>>5904758
This guy is a fucking annoying prick wearing an abercrombie t-shirt and acting like a teenage boy. Fuck this dude

The only essential /ck/ YouTube channels are Report of the Week, Henry's Kitchen, and Cooking with Dog.

>>5887037

because the world is awful and we are all going to die soon

Why does he drive a van

>>5904896
IT'S OFF THE HOOOOK

>>5904896
He's a catering chef so possibly to carry shit in.

>>5904896
No one cared who i was until i started driving the van.

>>5904925
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PEPPER

>>5904896
Its not a van. I think its a 95-98 two door Chevy Tahoe. I own one

>>5904927
A lot of farts for an obese man!

>>5903931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM8kH_AQCSg

>>5904927
it dosent mater who i am what matters is our plan.

>>5904941
For You

>>5904958
Oh my god, that's like a cry for help or something

>>5904958
I've seen some really fucked up videos, but I couldn't handle that one.

Wow, even a little over a year ago Joey was still living in a house and had a cameraman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMdru7eNnMg

>>5903234
Oh god he does have a privacy thing on his window.
I wonder if people were walking by staring at him sitting in his car making weird noises while eating into a camera.

also
>beans on a burger king burger
>5/5
what will this man not give a 5?

>>5904896
>>5904937
>they haven't seen the behind the scenes video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0w4U96HFgA

>>5905013
I have seen the video and I was correct about the two door Tahoe. What is your point?

>>5904968
Couldnt be any louder

why the fuck do his subscribers call him uncle kenny?

>>5891076
Where does the "Good vittles gang" come from?

>tfw the highlight of your day is checking joey's channel to see if he has uploaded any new videos
Maybe I'm just as lost as joey

>>5904994
>tearing down a tree because of owls
Ok I didn't hate joey for any of his stupid food challenge videos but that just pisses me off.
WHO THE FUCK HATES OWLS?

>>5890921
>>5890921
I live in Marin county, in the bay area. Should I take one for the team and ask for a lesson?

>>5905477
Dubs confirm that you have to.

>>5905377
>maybe

>>5905004

From what I have seen, the only times he gives lower than a 5/5 is when they fuck up his order or the advertising tricks him into believing he is getting something that is different than what he expected.

>>5901898
Are you serious? Ken Domik is collaborating with him, and he's part of Team Daym I thought.

>>5905477
Please do. Film that bad boy.

>>5905477
I'd even pay for it for you with paypal or bitcoin if you're serious, that'd be amazing.

if you got pics of joey in his element you'd be infamous.

>>5905598
You should hide the camera too
Has anyone ever seen his entire gut?

If you make something with him you should ask him to rate it at the end
woowoowoowoo

>>5905477
You: Hey Joey, what noise does an ambulance make?

Joey: WooWooWooWooWoo

>>5905389
Owls are my favorite animal ;_;

HAS JOEY LOST IT

WHAT'S GOING ON

>>5881525

If he had Ritalin he wouldn't be such a fat, worthless slob who lives in his car in his mother's driveway.

Also that's the same video in a row he's had the same shirt on, now.

>>5904941
FOR YOU

>>5881897
>dies young
>already 40+ living in his car
>not even addicted to heroin, oxy, or anything cool, just Taco Bel

Aside that, I agree with everything you posted.

>>5882854

Review brah is just as autistic and only lives in his mom's house, just not his car (because he can't drive) parked in his mom's driveway.

And reviewbrah isn't fat, so he gets points for not being disgusting to look at.

His late reviews have been terrible, espiecally the pulled pork cheese fries one. Too autistic to even ask for a fork at the drive thru.

Early reviewbrah was cool. Then he became mainstream and gay, just like you.

Just like Joey has always been.

Stay angry.

Insult me, now.

>>5881977

What the fuck even is Team Daym? Fucking autists.

>>5882370
>started trolling Joey about a week or two ago
>now he's deleting comments, becoming more depressed

This beached whale will be gone soon enough.

>land velveeta

>>5905898
You're doing God's work, anon.

Do you think Joey has ever entered his penis into a vagina?

I asked him this question personally, but he ignored me, and deleted my post.

Da shit? It was as honest and earnest a question as any other.

>>5906153
I'm guessing no, but who the fuck used to be his camera man

He said he would vlog soon and one of the topics could be "looking for love"

>>5906158

His dashboard.

He "loved" his car, in more than one way.

Unless you're referring to the ones where he ate Nutella in his trailer.

I'm guess another equally fat man. He probably died of an obesity related illness. Maybe that's why he now lives in his car.

His bae dyed, and left him nothing.

R.I.P. Joey's equally fat and gay camera man.

>"Looking for love"

>>5906215
Look at this one, he's in a house with a cameraman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMdru7eNnMg

I'm glad that he does it by himself now, he seems more unhinged

>>5905893
Review brah and joey are pleb core.

Robert Dyer is patrician.

>>5905896
>What the fuck even is Team Daym?

It's like a guild for fat old people who raid the McDonalds drive-thru every other night

>>5906290
my god that intro

>>5906942
this intro is still my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3w5m4FTo50

>>5907372
Oh God I hate this fat fuck but I still think that was an amazing intro.

Does Joey still run that food blog? Sublime Eats or something like that.

>>5907395
Joey doesn't run anymore, no

>>5908627
lel

>>5908627
This proves otherwise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exHsmY8FJ78&feature=player_embedded

Hey Broeys, new review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97uBHalZUg

Oreo® Reeses Peanut Butter Cup Cookies

>>5909435
Is it me or does it look like he was crying before he turned the camera on

>>5909435

I feel this video was 2mins too long.

>>5885586
Motivates me to lose weight, I hate when fat people(including myself) are eating.

>>5909460
If you haven't seen it already, his kfc boneless chicken video is the one I use for motivation
He eats with his mouth open and you can hear him sucking in air and it's great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW1zeM5Hatk

>>5909450
All of his videos are two minutes long. I wish he would edit out a good portion of the footage of him just chewing, smacking his lips and struggling to breathe.

>>5909435

He ate the whole bag before the review lmao.

>>5881525
You know it would be so bad if the fat cunt actually kept his mouth closed when he eats.

>encouraging this behavior
really

>>5881525
guy is annoying as fuck, he makes so much NOISE while eating. i told him this in the comments section and then unsubscribed from his shit channel

>>5884554

that picture is comedy gold

>>5909092
>el guapo joeys world tour

>>5909858
It looks like he's doing the review in a driveway, and it can't be his since Joey lives out of his van

>>5909435
>>5909440
>>5909858
>>5909450

>minutes before he turned the camera on joey stared lovingly at his freshly purchased Oreo Reeses Peanut Butter Cup Cookies
>"I can do this" he thought "my doctor told me to watch my calorie intake so I'll just eat one"
>he begins to sob uncontrollably knowing he will not be able to just eat one
>he frantically rips open the bag and gobbles down every cookie except for one
>he raises the last cookie to his mouth and stops himself remembering he still has a review to do
>he puts the cookie back into the container
>"ok cheer up joey. at least I still have my susscribers. I can't let them down."
>a wave of euphoria washes over joey
>he turns on the camera and he is in his happy place
>he tries to hide the fact that there is only one cookie left, pretending to only eat one even though his viewers know better
>he pleads for more shares, likes and susscribers because they are the only thing he has left
>he tries to carry on as long as he can because he knows as soon as he shuts the camera off he will slump back into a deep state of depression
>he finally ends the review regretfully and spends the rest of the day refreshing the comment section on his youtube page and thinking about what tasty treat he will review next
>this is joey's life

>>5911023
I really want to save Joey, but his downward spiral is so entertaining to watch

>>5909435

sometimes he sounds like Jerry Seinfeld

What if Joey died tomorrow

Why are you not following joey on twitter /ck/?
https://twitter.com/JoeysWordTour

>>5911566
It's just links to videos he uploads.

Maybe if he complained about Mexicans every now and then I would

>>5911566
>posting links to his videos several times an hour
Is he really this desperate?

>>5911534
I'd probably stop coming to /ck/

>>5911586
>is he really this desperate?

Is this a serious question?

I'm starting to think joey is just becoming a parody of himself at this point.

>>5911634
He is becoming more self aware of the comments in his videos and he is now hiding himself by hanging the shirt on his window.

It actually feels kind of bad.

>>5911205
I'm rambling why am I rambling

its 2014, all this fat shaming needs to end

Joey still looking for love???

>>5912821
I don't think he'll be able to find love, he's deeply depressed.
Look at this vlog he made of him walking around fisherman's wharf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfGADHSR3hc
He just walks around and reads signs in candy shops out loud. It's almost like Joey is trying to keep up this facade for his susscribers

>>5912214
No way, Joey feels no shame. He never did.

Actually since he's taping on his own driveway now I think he hangs the shirt to "reduce glare on the camera".

Joey was never the brightest person I guess. But I don't think the shirt is for privacy.

>>5913057
>to "reduce glare on the camera".
>Joey was never the brightest person

>>5912810
It's 2014, these fatties need to stop excusing their personal weaknesses with fake disorders.

>>5913500
you have no idea what's going on

shut your fucking mouth, billy

>>5912810
>>5913502
Learn to fucking shed some pounds.

>m-muh genetics

Alright be honest /ck/

You're walking from some fast food place and all of a sudden you see his van and him doing a review. What would you do?

Would you go up to him? Would you make things awkward? Would you mimic his catchphrases?

What is this? I didn't like the sight of him but recently I started watching his vids and took a liking of his goofiness. He's entertaining

NEW VID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCpQJuj4PW0

I dont understand why Joey dislikes McDonalds so much. Seems like it would be right up his alley.

Also, hilarity for him bitching about how small a "large" is.

fat fuck

>>5913927
Joey, I am seriously concerned about your health. You seem like a nice guy who's having some trouble, maybe even giving up on things altogether. Please, reconsider what you are doing to your body and your mind in these videos.

Is it worth it to sacrifice your health for a few minutes of internet 'fame'? Are you really getting any satisfaction out of stuffing empty fat and calories down your gaping maw? Are your youtube fanboys really your friends or are they merely gawkers who can't help but watch the train wreck that is your life?

>>5913665
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't walk by while saying woowoowoowoo

>>5913665
I'd take him a salad and force feed it to him if he refused to eat it himself.

>>5881525
This belongs in a cringe thread. Had to stop it after about 20 seconds.

>>5913617
are you so insecure about your own weight that you have to tell people that they're fat?

I wonder what's going to kill him first, himself or heart disease.

It's so compelling trying to figure out, there are hints for either one every episode he does.

>>5913927
>3 minutes of him ranting about corporate McDonald's
Just eat the fucking sandwich already

>>5913927
>dem ashy hands

>>5913927
No, not diet coke. Coke with REAL SUGAR YUMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


GASP

>>5913987
You do realize that if he dies of heart disease or diabetes it would still constitute suicide, right?

He's killing himself slowly but he might not have the patience to wait it out and I agree that he might just end up lacing his coke with bleach in the next few months.

why do people keep giving a fat annoying mentally handicapped man attention?

>>5914087
Because we love him

>>5914087
He seems like a nice guy. If he was an asshole I wouldn't watch him.

>>5914087
he's the embodiment of 90% of /ck/ posters

so we hate him

because he can take it.

>>5912896
That was depressing. He's so self conscious that he's walking around utterly alone talking into a camera while everyone else there is with family and loved ones. You can see it really start to affect him as the video progresses

>>5914136
how is he the embodiment of /ck/?

that's like saying gabe newell is the embodiment of /v/, or richard stallman is the embodiment of /g/, or zyzz(or scooby) is the embodiment of /fit/.

it's all fucking retarded., and you're retarded for saying it.

>>5914231
>that's like saying gabe newell is the embodiment of /v/, or richard stallman is the embodiment of /g/, or zyzz(or scooby) is the embodiment of /fit/.

but that's actually correct, billy

y u mad doe?

>>5913062
kek

>>5912896
>>5914206
>Look at this, gang, I wish you were here

>>5914276
>mfw Joey dies quietly in his sleep and no one notices until a susscriber calls the San Jose police when he hasn't posted any reviews in a week

>>5912896
goddamn that was depressing. normally I watch his videos to laugh at his dumb antics but he was actually really calm and legit depressed in this.

>>5913665
I would eat with him in his car. That way we can woowoowooo together.

>>5914044
Yeah, the fact that he brags about drinking regular Coke, you think at like 300 pounds he'd figure out that taste isn't the only thing that matters
Yeah aspartame causes cancer and blah blah

>>5914548
this

>in his car
>ordered from KFC just a moment ago
>eating double downs
>Joey's DD was missing bacon, he specifically told the girl at the window to put extra bacon, i guess she forgot
>"SO, JOEY, WHAT DO YOU RATE THAT DD?"
>"5 STARS, ANON!"

you can not phase this man.

i respect him.

>>5914231
>how is he the embodiment of /ck/?

I get it man. he's cripplingly alone, he's reduced to doing fast food reviews for potential friendship and attention.

what joey doesn't understand is that if he just embraced the loneliness he would become stronger for it.
>>5912896
ah fuck. I mean, fucking honestly, you don't know the feel of walking around alone pretending you're with a group of people? poor guy, man. why even live at that point

>>5913665
I'd like to try this fast food review thing with him at his van

>>5914699
he drives a Tahoe, not a van

>>5912896
If Joey ever starts doing vlogs on the reg like he's been talking about it's going to be some of the most depressing shit ever

Granted this happened on a visit to his estranged sons probably so it was sad to begin with

>>5914044
>Susscriber drink mashup time gang, this time coke and bleach
>drinks whole cup in one sip
>This thing is OFF THE HOOOOK
>WOOOO
>Says PAYCE before pulling blanket over his head

>>5914721
>Hey gang!
>Today I'm going to pick up my blood test results from my doctor! Woowoowoowoowoo!
>Just gonna open the envelope now, gang! >Nyam nyam nyam nyam nyam!
>Hehe, just kidding gang I don't eat envelopes!
>Camera cuts
>Well, bad news gang! I have six months

Make fun of Joey all you want, but he's actually a legit chef, which is more than most of you can say

>>5914776
>but the good news is that this reese's peanut butter cup with bacon mashup swings

I think he has AIDS.

I kind of wish he reviewed alcohol only to see his opinion on it and the aneurysms that people would have.

Though it would probably mess him up.

>>5915329
>Hey gang!
>Today we're reviewing MD 2020
>Mmm, this has a sweet taste, gang!
>Makes you wanna drink the whole bottle!
>Ah, this really swings!
>All gone, gang!
>I got a suprise double review for you guys because I love you so much!
>Second bottle down, gang!
>I'm gonna go have a nap now, gang!
>Like comment subscribe!

>>5888219

comedy fucking gold

>>5912896
I don't think he was depressed at all in this video. If anything he seemed happy, literally like a kid in a candy store surrounded by all those food places and restaurants.

The only thing I saw was him being exhausted from basically walking around. Maybe that's where you're getting the depressed vibe from (his breathing sounds horrendous).

>>5915334
Nah, he'd probably do what he did with his Reese's Oreos review and drink the whole bottle except save one sip for the review

WOOO

>>5881525

Joey is what I'll be after I lose my will to live, and shortly what before I kill myself.

>>5915361
Same, but Joey is handling crushing depression far more gracefully than I am, he's entertaining thousands while he does it.

I think we need a new /Joey/ general

>>5915377

I am just holding out until I finish university. I work out and am getting fit. I want to find a job and a women, and hopefully pursue my hobbies and move back to my home country. But nothing seems to be great.

My job will be stressful (hopefully IT/security or finance/banking) and what if I don't make enough money. Then my wife who will age badly and generally annoy me, and the sex will have will be bad. These things look pointless, but I am still holding on but after I lose it I will be spending all my money on fast food places and then just end it all. All to hell.

>>5915377

Also why is he depressed and why would he make goofy videos that will only perpetuate his depression?

>>5915389

I might just do that

>>5915389
>>5915447

autosage at 300 posts newfag.

make a new thread linking back to this one and call it fatfu/ck/s general

I had a friend growing up who was on ritalin, he acted almost exactly like Joey, the same mannerisms, random noises, hyperactivity.

Goddamn, is this the drugs at work? Maybe I need to hop on Ritalin.

>>5881525
I'm not even touching that link

yup