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Fictional food thread!

>tfw no blue milk

>> No.5857656
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>>5857635
Seems you missed out on blue koolaid milk in the 1980s. Red and blue flavors were the best the rest were fucking cancer.

>> No.5857661

>>5857656
M8 don't play with my feelings like that. I don't want to ruin a gallon of milk.

>> No.5857664
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>> No.5857671

>>5857635

Holy shit,this is crazy! I'm a 28 year old man! I think I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if i want!

>> No.5857672

>>5857661
I had it all the time. People on /ck/ always said it would curdle the milk, but I never once had that problem. I only used blue and red color flavors though.

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>>5857656

They still make blue Kool Aid, gramps.

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>>5857656
>koolaid
Bought this shit from Tesco
Pic related

>> No.5857688

>>5857672
On what principle did they suggest it would curdle the milk? It's just milk, sugar, and more fake sugar with some artificial flavors.

>> No.5857690

>>5857679
Mana was a short fad in the 1980s that you did with the koolaid and milk.

>>5857687
Where do you think you are?

>> No.5857694

>>5857688
They harped on about the acid content. They are armchair cooks and just sit around arguing on the internet eating takeout. The thought of something like milk and koolaid or milk and Tang makes them sperg out uncontrollably..

>> No.5857697

Does anyone have a picture of that comfy Lembas bread?

>> No.5857736

>>5857656
don't do this. this creates a bomb.

>> No.5857740

>>5857656
>mustard gas

>> No.5857742

cyka

>> No.5857745
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>>5857697

>> No.5857751

>>5857745
nigga that's a crepe

>> No.5857757

>>5857690
Fuck you buddy.
Koolaid tastes like aids and dysentery's illegitimate love child.
Salty, sour, artificial and I'm pretty sure its radioactive and highly carcinogenic.

There was nothing possitive about the experiance

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>>5857757

>> No.5857762

>>5857757
>salty
>sour

are we having two different drinks here?

>> No.5857765

>>5857760
It's not autistic to dislike nigger-juice. It's just having standards.

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>>5857757
>Koolaid tastes like aids and dysentery's illegitimate love child.

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>>5857765
>nigger-juice

>> No.5857775

>>5857762
Nah mang, I tried the grape, and some red shit.....Tropical niggers or something.
Both were awful, but the grape one was by far the worse.

>> No.5857778

i swear to go I remember drinking blue milk in my childhood

id have it with oreos too

im 20

does anyone knwo what im talking about

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>fictional foods

>> No.5857783

>>5857775
grape is awful honestly
and i can think of a million words to describe the way it tastes bad but neither is salty or sour unless you just put a whole packet into a small glass of water and chugged it without adding sugar

>> No.5857786

>>5857780
I found some kids facebook last night with this picture.... he was using 'lel' and :^) and had a pig girlfriend. pretty sure this is a pic of him. he also had a bazinga pic.. he was trying to be ironic and it was lame as hell

>> No.5857797

>>5857778
I used to buy those down at Toshi station.

>> No.5857810

>>5857757
>Salty

Uh, you are supposed to use sugar to make it, not salt.

>> No.5857815

>>5857786
what the hell are you doing going through the facebooks of people you don't know?

you are the problem.

>> No.5857822

>>5857810
Uhh, you don't get to use sugar...

>> No.5857827

>>5857822
>>5857810
Used sugar as it said to on the packet.
Still tasted like shit.

>> No.5857831

>>5857797
So that's where you've been huh? You're grounded.

>> No.5857834
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One dirty burger please

>> No.5857839

>>5857831
*pew pew pew*

>> No.5857842

>>5857751
do you not know what a crepe is?
>>5857697
I always imagined it as hard tack.
not something I'd go out of my way to try

>> No.5857855

>>5857778
Wow, I would have never remembered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF3rBKtNzQw

>> No.5857862

>>5857842

http://www.geekychef.com/2008/12/elven-lembas-bread.html?m=0

>> No.5857872

>>5857786
at least me has a girlfriend... unlike most of us

>> No.5857874

>>5857862
>mustard gas

>> No.5857877

>>5857855
Oh man, I remember those. Don't think I ever had any though. What sorcery makes them work? I assume it's some cancer-causing chemical, but still curious.

>> No.5857881

>>5857855
Fucking disturbing ad.

>> No.5857882

>>5857635
Crunchy frog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU

>> No.5857884

>>5857862
> tastier than most other cakes in Middle-Earth
pretty sure Sam wouldn't be complaining quite so often about it.

>> No.5857889

>>5857884
Shire food is high art elitism food. Nothing beats their food. Lembas is just a dry cracker to them.

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>>5857884

That whiny cuntbag!

>> No.5857905

>>5857877
I'm guessing blue food coloring sprayed onto the cookie or baked into it. It wouldn't alter the appearance but it would leak into liquids and stain fingertips/tongues.

>> No.5857912

>>5857635
>If I remove that mask, will Luke have a father