/ck/ - Food & Cooking

1. Finely mince/chop sweet Vidalia onion and fry in olive oil with garlic powder until onion is caramelized, translucent, tender, melt in your mouth, etc.
>put ground protein in bowl, assemble spices
3. Spices and seasonings include: chili powder, garlic powder, red pepper flakes, cumin, Montreal steak seasoning (it's just salt, pepper, red pepper, and paprika so get over it you spergtastic faglords) and extra paprika, along with a few dashes of wercherstershushtershire sauce
>egg and Italian style breadcrumbs (inb5 meatloaf, shut the fuck up because it tastes good)
5. Mix onion, spices/seasonings, and meatloaf ingredients into ground protein mixture
>pan fry until cooked to preference
7. Serve on onion bagels with your choice of toppings

>>5826022

that sounds fucking delicious

>>5826022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZuDMKXWU_E

>>5826022
80/20 ground chuck, 1/2 lb patty, cooked well done.

Thick swipes of chunky blue cheese dressing

I slice tomato

5 slices of bacon

1 large onion ring

Toasted Kaiser Bun

>>5826022
I like adding Worcestershire to my ground beef when mixing. That's about it.

>>5826022
seasoning and not seasoning the meat is for pussies

>>5826647
>sounds
Is 4chan finally transcending an imageboard site and becoming a soundboard site?

Smellboard when?

>>5827691
>Shitposting

>>5826022
>80/20
>salt/pepper both sides
>cook on a charcoal grill, sear both sides and set off the heat(corner of the grill) to finish cooking
>put on shredded cheddar/pepperjack and melt
>remove and let rest
>assemble bun + condiments while waiting(mix a bit of mayo, mustard & relish, slather on bottom bun, add shredded lettuce, add burger, top with bacon, add top bun)

>>5827691
On a scale of 1 to 10, how autistic are you?

>>5827841
>shitposts
>calls someone autistic
>>>/b/

I think a good cheeseburger needs to have a trashy element to it. Like processed cheese or the cheapest bun possible.

>>5827691
One day this will be 3d/food-printing board (or drugs).

>>5826022
A top notch cheeseburger still is like a 5/10 on the Total Scale of All Taste.

>>5827523
>cast iron

>>5827837
>charcoal

I just go to McDonald's.

>>5827976
You're a faggot.

>>5827523

Those are some good fuckin burgers.

I make my burgers thin and large as possible and cook it on high heat so it'll take less than a minute. I only put salt & pepper and garlic powder if I'm feeling too lazy to chop real garlic

>>5828068
And you have shit taste.
While tomorrow i'll still be a faggot, you can improve on your tastes.

>>5827523
>theres a few things you can do to make the perfect burger

>first, you gotta be a massive faggot

The importance of freshly baked buns from your oven or a bakery is extremely understated

They are secretly the star of the show, even moreso than the meat

burgers are the only way A1 enters my mouth

tl;dr - A1

>>5829198
>second, excessive use of profanity makes up for not really having anything to say

>>5826022
>seasoning burgers

Man, it's okay in moderation, but so many people around here make fucking meatloaf burgers and it takes all the willpower I have not to sperg out about it at casual cookouts. You don't need two fucking tablespoons of onion and garlic powder.

>>5829228

>Aint no little dick burgers here. Enjoy!

>>5829213
>even moreso than the meat
get a load of this guy

>>5829221

S&P grilled patty. Quality bun, toasted.
Mild cheddar and brown mustard.

I'll take a salad on the side with a vinaigrette. Keep it off the burger

>>5830549
non native here. where does that expression come from? is this some sexual innuendo?

>>5830599
it kinda means "take a look at this person/thing"

>>5827523

> no mayo

dropped

>>5830599

>sexual innuendo