/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sausage n mash

Halal chicken nuggets

>>5826332
>>5826368
>3 course
>I can't read

>>5826303
3 helpings of 77gr SMK OTM 5.56

>>5826375
Texas pls stay out of my thread
Only glorious mujahideens may post

>>5826377
>Texas
yeah no.

>>5826303
Well, I'd start with a 7.62x51
Then i'd follow with some 5.56x45
Then I'd finish with a 9x19
all coated in pigs blood
Perfect meal for a muslim

>>5826375
>>5826417

>so original
>much funny
>american gun
>doge annoy

>>5826303
1: Knife in the neck.
2: gunshot the the stomach
3: Set the fucking sandnigger on fire

>>5826429
xD le Muslim scum I am superior Anglo-Catholic xD
Go back to /b/ you 9 year old.

Edgy thread is edgy
>obviously made by an underagedbanned
>trying this hard to be edgy

>>5826432
>ISIS
>Anglo-Catholic

Are you for real retarded?

>Fake beheadings
>Fake

Wot

>>5826433
>projecting like a smartboard in a private school

>>5826437
>I can't reading comprehension
Ftfy

>>5826439
>trying to hard

>>5826443
>obvious trolling if obvious
4/10 troll thread

you keep acting like a sperg and you can't reply in context, needs more work.

>>5826303
>second dumbest post in /ck/

Did the kids wake up already?

>>5826432

midf pls go

>>5826444
>>5826447
>>5826449
Texas Samefag pls go, we're trying to have a nice hypothetical thread here.

>>5826459
One of those is me, edgytryhard. I'm not a texan.

>>5826459
>PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!

>>5826437

I think you might be.

>>5826459
LOL, none of those are me. I'm also not a texan.

>>5826303

Probably some meze to start with (hummus, baba ghanoush, sucuk maybe)
either fish or kebab for the main dish
I dunno about the third course though

Falafel and pita with hummus

>>5826489
>feeding the troll
shame and fie upon you, pleb. are you fucking 12?

>>5826491

I'm not feeding the troll, I'm feeding the ISIS leadership.

>>5826490
>3 course meal
>list one course
Your daft American as can get beheaded for all I care

>>5826494
>confirmed for OP bumping his own thread

you are really pathetic

>>5826491
>troll
How is listing a 3 course meal to serve to a warlord a troll? God fuck of back to your lafroog threads you neckbeard.

>>5826499
Wrong, and wrong, birdbrain.

>>5826499
>Desperate OP is desperate

>>5826504
>>5826502
>Hi OP
>please fuck off
bumping your own thread because you are starved for attention is pretty sad

>>5826509
Its just how he rolls. He's been doing it for hours now. Such a little bitch.

>>5826509

OP, please go. I believe it is your own dastardly plan to bump your own thread by calling yourself a troll.

ITT: I ask one question and two autistic conservative texans shitpost through my thread

>>5826432
>he thinks muslims are human

Three courses of sage.

It goes in all the fields

>>5826519
>I ask one question, then reply to myself repeatedly to give the opinion that people care about my thread.

>>5826522
No one thinks muslims are human, OP is an edgyfaggot and an attentionwhore.

>>5826529
>implying I've replied to myself even once in this thread
Funny how it's only you doing it and accusing me of self bumping to try to cover up your own pathetic excuses of posts

>>5826535
>trying this hard to save face
>damage control everywhere

>>5826535
I didn't think it was possible, but you just became even more retarded.
You might as well just cover your ears and scream "nuh uh" until everyone is gone, you weepy child.

Still not a texan btw, not conservative either. Cant speak for the others.

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>>5826537
>samefagging this hard
We get it, anon, you don't like brownskins. You don't have to be so edgy about it.

>>5826535
here princess, fill this out.

>>5826544
im not even murrikan.

>>5826548
>everyone is the same person out to get me
Yes tryhardedgy fag. Its all me. I am everyone that hates you, I am the world.

>>5826550
The only butthurt person in this thread is the person that made 40 le ebin Muslim hate posts

>>5826560
>trying save face
>failing

>>5826556
right, i dont exist. cool.

>>5826433
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>>5826433

>>5826548
>muslims
>people

kek

>>5826565
Nope, you're now part of me. Doesn't it feel great?
Oh, and you're texan now. Deal with it.

>>5826560
>so much asspain

>>5826579
im afraid....

>>5826560
>The only butthurt person in this thread is me, the samefagging tryhard edgybtich OP

FTFY

>>5826303

>>5826589

This fucking thread.

OP needs to kill himself

>>5826600
yeah tryhardedgyfaggot OP seriously lost his marbles
the thread was shit from the beginning but him replying to himself pretending to be other people was fucking pathetic.

>>5826603
You should have seen him spazzing out in other threads. He's made a habit of acting like a jackass.

ITT: literally not one person can positively identify a samefag

>>5826615
its not that hard to spot OP samefagging, in fact, you are him.

your thread sucks and you're a fucking loser

>>5826615
>Doesn't know about tripmarkers

Kill yourself OP

>>5826303

>>5826303
>COURSE 1:
SPICY FALAFEL WITH YOGHURT, LEMON AND MINT DRESSING
>COURSE 2:
LAMB BELLY BRAISED WITH TOMATO AND CASHEWS, SERVED ON BULGUR WHEAT
>COURSE 3:
OK THIS IS GETTING SILLY, DINNER IS TRADITIONALLY A LIGHT MEAL IN ARABIC CULTURE, BUT OK
TURKISH STYLE COFFEE WITH SWEET FIG MUFFIN

OP should kill himself on film

>no one can answer OPs quite relavent question.

Relax guys, its just a few beheadings, if you've been paying attention to the next for the last 50 years you'll know they're nothing new.

Now man up and get designing some superb arab/syrian cusine!

>>5826668
>tryhardedgyfaggot is trying to fucking hard
>so desperate for attention

>>5826668
fuck off and die

Oh what the fuck op, did mommy and daddy ignore you this morning? You think think makes you hardcore or something? This is just sad and juvenile.

This has to be the most autistic string of replies on the entire internet right now.

A chicken Caesar salad to start off with, followed by some Lebanese lamb shawarma and then to top it off some black forest gateau to make them think that not all things Western are bad.

Buddha's delight. It's halal.

>>5826685
Black Forest Cake contains brandy.

First course of hummus with toasted pita covered with olive oil and za'atar, some olives, dates, figs

Then falafel, since I don't know if fundamentalist islam avoids meat, and I would not want to be killed.

>>5826656

would eat / 10

>>5826896
>beheads a bunch of people
>I don't know if fundamentalist islam avoids meat
not a bright one are ye

Make the women do it, whip one for not dressing right and rape the other because she wanted it.

Hey presto released and made to marry the rape victim.

>>5826303
Why has this thread sparked such backlash?

Please don't call them ISIS op. My dog is called ISIS. I prefer ISIL.

>>5826928
>whip one for not dressing right and rape the other because she wanted it
>made to marry the rape victim

What are you? Some moderate?

>>5826926
>abstaining from meat makes you a peaceful person

>serve meal
>Wa la!

>>5826953

>tdfw the FBI put your dog in guantanamo and declare a victory against terrorism on CNN.

>>5826303
TAKBIR

http://youtu.be/bajDUVoKntQ

Probably lamb korma because I am not a kafir.

>>5826303
I'd start with some hummous and dolmades as the appetizer course, then move into a foul and pilaf served with babaganoush and falafel, and finish up with some halva and coffee