/ck/ - Food & Cooking

$3 is sufficient

>>5820490

what do you think the delivery charge is for fggt?

>>5820495
that's like 21% though...

>>5820490

Why would you order pasta alfredo? You can make it quicker than they can deliver it.

>2.99 for a 2 liter soda
>60 cents for "garlic" sauce

I have a few tips for you OP...

>>5820490

>pasta
>serves two
>2 liters of caffeinated HFCS

OP is a confirmed fat ass

>>5820502
I could try but I suck and it will taste like shit.

>>5820503
faggots won't deliver if it's under 10.00, y'know fuck that the tip...

>>5820508
I confirmed ur mom had a fat ass last night

>>5820509

pasta, butter, cream, cheese.

That's it - you can't fuck it up. But then again, it's none of my business, bon appetit.

Nothing.

You're already stuck paying a delivery charge, don't pay it twice.

>>5820512

Your probably going to want to go see the dick doctor then so he can break down your new aids therapy.

>>5820490
Since you're american probably 15$

>>5820490
Two bucks is probably fine. How far do you live from the pizza hut and how regularly do you order?

>>5820523
ur mom saw the dick doctor last night, me.
Diagnosed her with a case of ur dad is a faggot and can't get it up or satisfy her so I had to do it and become her new boyfriend lol.

>>5820530

wait, are you saying that you examined my moms dick last night? wouldn't that make you a huge fggt.

>>5820538
wait, are you saying ur retarded or they never bothered to explain sex to you?

>>5820499
There is a minimum you tip

>>5820531
not often, 15-20 min drive I'd imagine.

>>5820548
Yeah, nothing.

>>5820554
Ouch. Your edge cut me
I expect a tip out of that

>>5820556
he's the one who provided the service, you owe him a tip.

>>5820556
You must be one of those people who still tip for bad service, aren't you?

>>5820548
15% for servers
10% for delivery

>>5820490
I wouldn't tip anything. Because I'm in the UK. :3

>>5820490
Only your fedora.

>>5820559
No. I get up at leave if I get service that's bad enough that I think I shouldn't tip

Reminder that they keep track of your orders and if you don't tip you'll find that the next time you order your pizza will be poorly made with skimpy toppings and probably some spit in there somewhere

>>5820579
>if you don't tip amerifats they make bad food
I thought they make bad food anyways?

>>5820597
We do, this is just the difference between bad food and bad food with pubes and semen added in.

>>5820601
>Being mad at free protein and free lawsuits

>Goes to Pizza Hut
>Doesn't order pizza

>>5820618
Pizza hut has shit pizza though m8

>>5820630
And that's a reason to order from some other establishment, not just settle for their pasta instead.

>>5820630

Yeah but their pasta is top tier, right?

>>5820579
> they have a database of every order they reference each time a new order comes in to see if they get to fuck up the pizzas or not
> It's entirely based around if the driver was given a couple bucks or not

Jesus America is fucking vindictive

15

>>5820645
There's probably a limited number of people in each given pizza place's territory that order pizza often from that chain. The drivers can just see the address and remember.

You are paying a delivery charge....
Tips are fucking retarded.

1/10 you got me to respond to your b8

>>5820653
And even fewer poor tippers that aren't black.

>>5820636
>>5820634
I'm not defending OP's choice of pizza hut, I've never even had their pasta. But they're pizza is literally the worst chain pizza.

>>5820653
>Jesus America is fucking vindictive

>>5820655
con't.

Inb4 all the tip advocates who are waiters/waitresses/delivery people bitch up a storm.

Get a real job and you won't have to bitch anymore.

Oh wait, you have no education whatsoever, I forgot.

Tip nothing if you're absolutely certain you'll never order there again. I do every time due to my job requiring me to move every few years and I rarely order food.

>>5820490
$2-3 is plenty.

Also, why pay $3 for 2L when the store has it for $1?

>>5820675

he's also already paying for a delivery charge

>>5820660
I'm afraid PapaJohns is the worst actually.
Pizza Hut is better than Dominos too.

>>5820717
Literally kill yourself.

>>5820499
>not wanting to tip 21%

You tightwad. You should alway tip delivery drivers a minimum of at least 40%.

>not ordering pizza casbah
Get out of my life

>>5820490
>Pizza Hut offers free large 1-topping pizza when ordering with Visa checkout
>Order two pizzas, tip well.
>One week later.
>Go to order a small pizza and get my free large 1-topping pizza.
>Deal isn't going through.
>Contact customer service.
>Store in my area is not honoring the deal.
>Tough shit, should have checked with the store first, goodbye.

Fuck you, Pizza Hut. I'll stick with Little Caesars even though their pizza tastes like tomato paste on cardboard.

>>5820984

Why do people not buy pizza from local places?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

EVERY chain pizza place is inferior

>>5820994
There was a local pizza shop within spitting distance of my house but it closed down. Then it was replaced with a great deli, but that shut down too. Now it's a shitty deli ran by racist Mexicans.

There was also a pizza bar not too far from here, but that also shut down. I think it's because nobody in this area buys hot food anymore because of food stamps. All that's left are chain restaurants.

>>5820994
Because when you buy from a real company like Pizza Hut, you know it's going to be consistent and safe. Why on Earth would you buy food from some random nobody who just decided they could open their own business?

>>5821005
I live in a small town (10K people) but I'm surrounded by 3 "cities".

In my town, I have at least 3 different independently owned pizza places. They are not even comparable with chain restaurants.

Honestly, I cannot remember the last time I EVER ate at a pizza hut or Papa Johns or the like.

I gag at the thought.

>>5821007

0/10

>>5820994
My local place is good but it's also $15 for a rather small 'medium'

Meanwhile I can get an okay pizza hut large w/breadsticks for $7 including tax sometimes.

>>5820994
A 14" pizza at Pizza Hut is like $9 when it's on sale, with as many toppings as you want. A 14" pizza at a local pizzeria is between $16 and $20 depending on the number and type of toppings.

So my question to you is why....
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Don't you get fucked?

>>5820994
> fast delivery time
> better hours
> consistent pizza
> online ordering
And it's just a different kind of pizza.
Variety is the spice of life.
>>5821014
> Honestly, I cannot remember the last time I EVER ate at a pizza hut or Papa Johns or the like.
don't pretend you know what you're talking about then.

>>5820490

How far away do you live?

>>5820499

It's only three bucks and the driver probably gets stiffed at half his stops.

If close enough he can almost walk there, two bucks is cool. Three is about standard, but if you live in B.F.E. and are on the edge of the delivery zone, be a sport and go 5 bucks as he would have missed a few other deliveries just to take you your one.

>>5821016
He's right, though. That's the whole point of a franchise, that's why all their ingredients are so processed. They want to make sure a pizza sold in Maine tastes exactly the same as one sold in California.

>If the subtotal is below $10 we won't deliver
>They have that deal for an $8 pizza that's online only
Fuck you, Pizza Hut

>>5821021
>>5821023

That sucks you have shitty prices man.

>>5821024
Delivery times are not a problem. And the pizza is consistently better. Are you afraid to pick up the phone and talk to a person?

You are right about one thing though. I don't know what it's like to eat shit pizza from a chain.

>>5821033
That's why I don't live in butt-fuck Maine but live in a nice town surrounded by cities should my shopping needs require them.

>>5821038
They'll figure tax and delivery into that. They just don't want to drive some fucking breadsticks out to your house.

>>5821047
> I don't know what it's like
> I'm going to tell you my opinion anyway

>>5821057

Enjoy living in a shit ghetto where you don't have local pizzerias. I wish i felt bad for you.

>>5821059
>i haven't seen this movie before
>this movie is shit

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/10BMRCUbeGzRSzVcuLmQ7t63yMlMZnpBwHt2mpLdyuTs/viewform?usp=send_form

>>5821083
Would it make you feel better if i said I have eaten from chains before and I still say they're shit?
Because I have, and they are.

Now enjoy your sub-mediocre pizza and fuck off.

>>5821100
no because you're just lying.

>>5820490
>he didn't get the email that gives you 50% off your online order
hahahahah fucking pleb

>>5821116

When you graduate high school don't consider college. You'd be much better off being a construction worker.

>>5821099

How do I see results???

>delivery taking an hour

10c. MAXIMUM

1$ at 45m
2$ at 40
3$ at 35
etc

>>5821134
gimme a week.

Might start a thread tomorrow ~7pm so that we can leave the other threads alone and explain the whole Nachos thing.

If not, come back friday late night for a thread. that I will promise.

>>5821145
I don't want to wait! I'm dying of curiosity now.

>>5821126
But I'm a master's student.
That's why I order pizza.
I have odd hours and not much time

>>5821170
Masters in what?

>>5821145
The trick is to just open the top and push the bars out of the package just barely. Then you eat the remaining crumbs that collect in the wrapper.