/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5809084
Is that my colon in action?

Don't you fucking yell at me!

jesus i'm really alone

These might be food/cooking.

ill never eat anything that comes in a package

>>5809123
>wasting protein(you cant absorb it as well uncooked)
risking salmonella

>>5809143
Unless those were fish eggs I don't see how she could get salmonella

>>5809125
good for you?

>>5809134
holy shit, no wonder they lost the war

>>5809259
americans were actually losing so bad they had to develop 2 atom bombs and kill thousands of innocent people just to claim "victory".

>>5809314
Don't make us nuke you again.

>>5809314

They actually weren't. A land war would have just cost millions of more casualties.

>>5809314

yeah because a land war wouldn't have resulted in way more casualties, right?

inb4 a million pictures of Japanese and Korean girls eating.

One of my favorites

>>5809143

>eating eggs at all

Uh, don't scroll over this if you're faint of heart. Its kinda a /ck/ maymay

>>5809513
>not eating so many eggs your skin becomes a thick eggshell which repels bullets and knives

>>5809108
Wanna see some colon action, check out the webm thread on /s

>>5809535
What anime is this from? I've seen this gif a million times.

>>5809142
Is this official material? The fuck?

>>5809586
Lucky Star maybe? I wanna say they are the one who is famous for having a dog character.

>>5809522
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFj5_2gk0rA

>>5809084
>>5809112
>>5809116
I love watching shit get mass-produced. Any more?

>>5809632
I fucking hate howtobasic

>>5809409
You don't attack civilians in a war.

>>5809641
It got excessive definitely

Stay on topic pls. Don't die thread

>>5809123

I bet she loves cum..

and isn't that someone from here?

I'm all out. I will request pictures of Ghibli food if possible. That shit's vivid as fuck

>>5809665
That's Borneo, mah waifu

>>5809638
does not put peanut butter on both sides... fail

>>5809586
>>5809597

Shiba Inuko-san, actually.

>>5809633

Possibly the most retarded shit I've seen all week.

>>5809670

I got about half way through The Wind Rises before I was crushed by the desire to smoke, fuck those animators man

>>5809595
this is an edit rite

>>5809142
is that fucking itachi cooking an egg with the fucking sharingan
like fucking really

>>5809729
Dude, how do you not get get massive jelly drips everywhere?

Pls teach me your ways.

>>5809670
If you want some good-looking hand-drawn food, look no further than Vanillaware games.

>>5809602
jesus christ that's great

>>5809123

>30 seconds to crack a fucking egg into a bowl
>30 seconds to drink it

>>5809127

kek

>>5809638
I've never had PBJ. Never even tasted peanut butter.

>>5809112
Sauce? I'd try that shit. Even if it looks like it's radioactive shit japs take.

>>5809127
That little one.. LMAO

>>5809517
>faint of heart
Nice of you anon, but I doubt there's anyone who isn't fully desensitised from being on 4chan.

>>5809528
Annnnd now I'm gay.

>>5809633
too much guacamole. eugh.
also that dry as fuck meat.

>>5809112

Imagine the sound being runny shit escaping the anus.

>>5809670
Did anyone else want to cook an xboxhueg breakfast after watching this?

>>5809597
>no volume displacement
>unidirectional flow

>>5809314

they didn't need the atom bombs, the firebombing was already fucking devastating.

>>5809633
Is that guy retarded? He's just flailing around half the time

>>5810185
just someone with more money than knowledge

>>5809655
no they just die of attrition instead

>>5809655
>You don't attack civilians in a war.

lmao

>>5809608
I've seen this one tons of times and every time it is disturbing.

>>5809836
Where are you from anon?

>>5809670
what is this from?

>>5810443
Howl's moving castle.

>>5809633
Looks good

>>5809608
is this a celebratory abortion cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3v_kNIFauI

>>5809142
>an autist cooks an egg

>>5809142

>hmph. nothing personnel, egg

>>5809633
what the fuck is he doing with the tortillas for half of that video?

>>5810604

toasting/heating them

>>5810609
I know, but he's just flopping them around like an autist and has a big stack on the grill.

>>5809142
ahahaha what the fuck is this shit

>>5809123
>not just drinking it straight from the shell.
kek

>>5810762
Apparently the new Naruto game came with a 10-11 minute animation about Itachi trying to make the perfect egg for his little brother.
You can find it on youtube.

>>5809655
An eye for an eye you weaboo fuck

>>5810994
alright...

I've seen this three times today, link me to the episode

>>5811178
http://mediacrush.net/YHQldkQDDDJI

>>5809633
One tortilla for all that crap? Pleb...

>>5809142
i want to see this with sound

>>5809142
that yolk would be so hard

Live for the loop

>>5810598
lol

>>5809314
mad weeb detected

>>5809608

>not red velvet

Always disappoints me

>>5809660
I love how this gif keeps getting smaller and smaller
who is doing this? lol

>>5811699
let's test this

>>5809940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48

>>5811745

This is so fucking annoying. When I first saw it I thought it was too small to read, now I can barely see the flags.

>>5811180
>http://mediacrush.net/YHQldkQDDDJI
I have never watched naruto but I at least read the first few manga chapters in middle school in shonen jump

what de fuggggggg was that

>>5809127
>5809127
>BLAST IT WITH KETCHUP

>>5809655

>Japan complaining about attacking civilians

>>5809517
>Opened the gif before reading the warning

>>5809314
also, the original target wasn't hiroshima or nagasaki, it was a steel production city with several arms producing factories several miles outside of nagasaki, but the workers there obscured visuals by burning plastic tires and other rubber biproducts, leading to a bomb being dropped on "thousands of innocent people" because the military leaders wanted to live. http://mainichi.jp/english/english/features/news/20140726p2a00m0na014000c.html

>>5809142

>cooking an egg in smoking oil

>>5809517
Apparently the frog was already dead and it's muscles are reacting to something. At least that's what I want to believe...

>>5812173
>smoking oil
It's clearly steam, bro, and is a quite common technique.

>>5809142
those long ass sleeves around a stove

>>5810604
>>5810609
>>5810615
The reason for flipping the tortilla is to allow them to warm and steam without drying out as a good taco needs a cooked yet not dried or cold corn tortilla.
>>5811198
As for the one tortilla crap you know he seems to know well enough whether he thinks two tortillas would be needed since he did pick two up and though against it. Its a feel you pick up and he felt it unnecessary, TBH I trust his judgement. The taco looks just fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YMw0xlQ0RQ

>>5812362
sharingan bruh

>>5809655
Tell that to Israel.

>>5809127
lol

you cant do it /ck/, don't reply

>>5812406
OMG LOL 2 FAR :D

>>5812507
shit

>>5812507
>giggly goo!

>>5812173
10/10 I heard "I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE" in my head.

>>5812513
So.Much.Fucking.Foundation.Powder.Jesus I wonder what butterball is under that gravy

>>5812520
It's like a stiff breeze would take her makeup clean off. Like paper on a desk when the window is open.

>>5812513
I wish I was that microphone.

>>5809314
>innocent peope

>>5812533
>Civilians should be responsible for the actions of their oppressive government

>>5812537
Yes. Your government isn't your parent, man up, take responsibility.

>>5812537
are you seriously trying to make this argument in relation to fucking world war 2?

>>5812528
Lol I'm sure this only makes it more of a lost cause for good skin. All that shit suffocating all day makes them have oily and grimy as fuck pores.

>>5812539

>excuse me while I single handedly take over my government using space magic to prevent me from killing anyone because then I would be a hypocrite

>>5812543
Are you trying to imply that they had a choice in the matter? Its just propaganda that the Japanese civilians were bloodthirsty. In reality most were against the war, but were forced into arming against invasion with threats of death.

>>5810178
tippingintensifies.jpg

>>5809123
This would be attractive if she wasn't so fucking ugly

>>5812610
KEK.

>>5809901
stop writing like a fucking faggot.

>>5813193
Okay, friend. :^)

>>5809901
Nice blog m8

>>5809398
>They actually weren't
America was completely rekt. They'd lost half their fleet, were billions in debt, stretched to the limit and desperate to fight off kamikaze attacks in the pacific. They literally could not sustain an engagement, so they genocided countless Japanese civilians.

Pretty shitty to me.

Then they lost in Korea, and then to a bunch of farmers in the jungle armed with AK47s. Millions of tonnes of napalm was dropped on an entire country to fight some peasant farmers, then they decided to leave and call it a victory. It only cost them thousands of lives, millions of tonnes of fuel, and a few billion bullets.

>>5814581
We won so hard that Japs are still worshiping us as cultural and technological gods. We won so hard we turned a nation of adults into man children who prefer to stay home and read comics and watch cartoons than to go out and meet girls and get laid.

>>5814590
>We won
Guilty of genocide, war crimes and being unable to fight a smaller enemy.

USA is pretty shitty when you look at its military history. You'd rather get 2 trillion in debt every single year to maintain an excessive obsolete arsenal than fix the true problems you are facing.

>>5812348
http://os.care2.com/all/frog-becomes-horrifying-live-sushi#1
evidently you're wrong

>>5812359

There was no water in the pan and he clearly poured oil into it. No steam.

>>5809314
Shut up Japan, you deserved it for what you did to other countries.

>>5814602
nice b8 m9

>>5814710
>implying b8

>>5814722
okay, then
>configured for knowing absolutely nothing about WWII or the IJA

>>5809597

>>5809633
>slops on a shitload of guac
fucking gross
>adds even more
fuck off with that shit already. it's getting worse than siracha at this point.

>>5812554
>implying the Japanese would have surrendered otherwise
>implying that a full scale ground invasion wouldn't have been required without the bomb
> implying said invasion wouldn't have killed far more civilians than the bombs ever would
> implying that the japanese didn't brutally rape and murder so many civilians at Nanking that the fucking nazi liaison felt compelled to step in and aid the humanitarian tragedy

goddamn, i know this is a website made by, and for, weeaboos but actually sit down and read some fucking history.

>>5812406
>>5812406
I hate chocolate milk, suck my dick

>>5814750
weak bait
try harder next time

>>5809655
no, you just rape them instead

>>5814800
>replies

>>>/wsg/364119

>>5812513
Is that supposed to be attractive?

>>5816264
I don't like people touching my food like that.

>>5809653
4cc pls

>>5811745
hi

>>5812406
/r9k/ empties their shitjugs.webm

>>5817088
nice

>>5817088
oh wow a webm
finally i can fap to this in hd

>>5817088
That pizza looks shitty though. If it was a nice looking pizza i'd be all over that.

>>5817111
Nice desu ne

>>5812520
>>5812544

if people truly have oily skin then you can tell even with powder, either the oil will come through anyway and/or it will start caking in any tiny creases

it doesn't look like she has any blemishes underneath it, it's just to even skin tone. Dunno why she wears so much but lolkorea

>>5812406
Good, one less shitty gallon of that supposed crap; for some reason I think of manufactured chocolate milk as cancerous and unhealthy.

>>5809655
Rape of Nanking much??

>>5812610
What a mean spirited thing to say m8.

>>5809314
>losing
All historical evidence to the contrary.
>Innocent
All historical evidence to the contrary. Japan is STILL a shithole with abysmal human rights. They finally, after decades of international pressure, recognized that children are in fact humans with rights. But then they give all pedos a whole year to get rid of their stashes.
>claim victory
We didn't need to claim shit, that bitch-ass little emperor you had surrendered unconditionally. He bent over and gave us his ass, without prompting.

Never forget that we own you, now and always. You economy relies on us so much that if we decide to switch to Singapore or S. Korea for our asian business your nation will fall apart within 5 years. Though, from an economic and social standpoint, your nation is already crumbling.

>>5817085
poll soon. Also,
>me in charge of renaming things

>>5809314
Booooohoooo, don't start shit next time.

At least the Germans weren't stupid enough to build their housing out of paper and wood.

>>5817078
Why the hell did this make me laugh?

>>5817304
>defends america
>by posting a brit

>>5814767
he saved around 200,000+

>>5814625
baka no pico

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/10BMRCUbeGzRSzVcuLmQ7t63yMlMZnpBwHt2mpLdyuTs/viewform?usp=send_form

>>5809655
No, you just let the people who had more worth to your nation die, and in greater numbers
And then attrition kills every civilian anyway

>>5809123
Everybody who has watched this, will now dare their friends to do it. Guaranteed.

>>5809134
I see the picture of this posted all the damn time. Is it really that massively devastating for a Japanese schoolgirl to trip and fall, and spill her lunch?

>>5814581
>billions in debt

Haha faggot that literally doesn't mean a damn thing, we're 17 trillion in debt right now and yet, the whole world still loves to lend us money, because as soon as anyone presents a threat to anyone, everyone calls on America to do its thang

>>5818019
Dude, you sound like you're in high school.

>>5817672
...Is it over?

>>5809127
>mfw this hasn't been posted yet

>>5818203
it will never be over once you've seen it

>>5818013
Bento is not just "lunch". That is a masterpiece that is supposed to make you ureshii in your kokoro while looking at it and while you taberu. The skill it takes to make a unique Bento every morning, the time put into it, and just having it fall on the dirty ground is devastating.
It could have been a Bento meant for the boy she likes too, so she put extra aijou into it. She told him the day before that she would make a Bento for him and to not worry, now he will not have the strength for basedball and will lose his spot on the team from malnourishment.

>>5817672
That took a turn for the worst very unexpectedly.

>>5814602
sure we did all those things, but does anyone hold us accountable? has anyone even dared to suggest punishing us?

no. that's because we won.

>>5817672
ooooooooooookay

One take.

>>5817372
>implying the British weren't fighting the Japanese before the Americans
Singapore and Burma must mean nothing to you in the context of WWII.

Bomber Harris would have had a field day bombing mainland Japan with Lancs.

>>5810370
Bit late reply but Finland.

Friendly reminder that the Japanese were as bad as, if not worse than the Nazis when it came to committing atrocities.

>routinely slaughtered survivors of attacks on merchant shipping
>killed a substantially higher proportion of prisoners of war than the Germans
>dissected captured airmen alive in lectures at Tokyo university
>slaughtered patients and staff in hospitals
>used chemical and biological weapons on civilians
>massacred 100000 in Manila
>massacred 200000 in Nanking
>exterminated Chinese Muslim population in Manchuria
>killed 30 million civilians, mostly in China

>>5817078
mate if you try that old man's sushi then you wont say the same thing...
Jiro the sushi master.

>>5817111
I thought it was popcorn until I saw the collector machine.

>>5817111
poor chickens.

>>5818921
b-but they make cute anime girls so all is forgiven

>>5818921
nice recipe bro where did you get that?

>>5818921
>massacred 100000 in Manila
>massacred 200000 in Nanking
>exterminated Chinese Muslim population in Manchuria

>Flips, Chinks, Muslims

>>5809084
>exterminated Chinese Muslim population in Manchuria
That's not a bad thing

>>5819242
I know who he is but still, even the sandwich artists at Subway wear gloves.

>>5818921
Who cares? Is anyone even still alive after all this time? Why blame a nation of people that had nothing to do with this shit? That's like beating up some random German just because you saw Inglorious Bastards.

>>5818383
They did a fine job on that one shot.

>>5818383

>pizza not sliced

I'd be fucking raging too.

American pizzas always look so big and delicious. It is an undeniable fact that bigger pizzas taste better.

>>5820087
>sandwich artists

I lost my shit the first time I read that job title.
Guess it sounds better than Sandwich Assembler

No wait, it doesn't.

>>5809512

>now I'll be wondering what a sammich keeps in his lunchbox and I won't be able to sleep tonight.

>>5814590
>We won so hard we turned a nation of adults into man children who prefer to stay home and read comics and watch cartoons than to go out and meet girls and get laid.

You forgot about playing baseball and having hotdog eating contests, or are they turadishunu nihongi pasatimu?

Fucking japs make me sick, filthy brutish animals who wouldn't even be able to read and write without the Chinese teaching them.

>>5809523

>>5819384

>look at me being islamophobic on the internet just like those Fox News guys on the TV
>Am I a big boy now?

>>5821028
what's wrong with being "islamophobic"? Anyone with a brain would have a phobia for a religion about violence and pedophilia.

>>5821060

>I'm still posting mom. MOM COME LOOK QUICK!

>>5809314
well the japs surrendered after those 2 bombs
seems like it worked out well for the lards

>>5821028
watch your edge there

>>5821175
>implying this guy is being edgy
Saying you want to exterminate an entire religion because of a handful of extremists is edgy. Calling people out with stupid memes on the internet is not.

>>5821060
>pedophilia
Yeah that's why I don't like Catholics, either.

>>5809638
>using spoons instead of knives
even if you don't have knives, the spoonhandle will do

>>5817111
holy fuck this is awesome

>>5817111
>>5819269
it's soft rubber tentacles, the most pain they're likely to feel is something akin to rubbing your hair briskly with a rubber glove

>>5822443
Hating islam does not require you to like anything else.

>>5817111
video with more if your interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNFFWQW10vw

>>5822577
>your
I meant you're. I'm not dumb enough to not know the difference, really.

>>5812610
>2/10 would not bang

just shut the fuck up. Why is it that when someone posts a video of a girl doing ANYTHING some nigger like you always has to chime in with
>she so ugly
>I have incredibly high standards for someone that posts on an anime image board

>>5822599
this
thanks for calling that faggot out.

>>5809314
lol. top fucken kek
By the end of the war the Americans had 1000 aircraft carriers. The Japanese had under 10.
Wouldn't say that using atom bombs is moral, but they certainly weren't losing.

Factories are amazing. The engineers do well.

>>5822647

>replying to that obvious of a toll
You must be new here

>>5820944
They don't cut it and pass the savings onto you.

>>5822647

The nips are mostly pissed off that the yanks didn't even atom bomb them for any reason related to Japan, it was basically a way of saying "fuck off Stalin or we'll blow you up".

The massive blow to the jap ego is that they weren't even that important - Nagasaki and Hiroshima were just populated versions of bikini atoll and the japanese animals therein were used as test subjects.

Also /x/ says that nukes aren't even real - it's all a hoax.

>>5822891
I wonder if /x/ has ever been right.

>>5822874
i wonder what quality hotdogs are at those kind of contests

>>5818019
It literally does you stupid faggot

>>5822908

I think Nathan's sponsors the biggest contest

>>5809142
fuck off with your korean cartoons weeb

>>5809084
>tfw no qt3.14 robot waifu to make coffe for me

>>5823385
inb4 somebody hot glues it

>>5817078
Jiro's hands are properly seasoned

>>5818259
Fucking hell this made me laugh more than it should've

>>5816264
like a machine those hands

>>5812543
>japan was a democracy

>>5823385
that's one dexterous robot.

>>5820095

It still causes a lot of tension in that part of the world because of shit like having major war criminals honored at Yasukuni.

>>5822577
best thing i've seen all day
until shopping and fatties.

>>5822891
>it was basically a way of saying "fuck off Stalin or we'll blow you up".
No, it was a way to get Japan to surrender without having to invade the home islands.

>>5820095
Jiro is still alive.

halp /ck/ my pizza is mutating wat do

>>5826165
Grab a weapon and prepare to defend yourself.

>>5818383
dipping sticks skylar!

>>5812513
Korean is disgusting.

>>5826191
Better than fucking japs

>>5826192
anything would be better than a fucking jap.

>>5826191
>opinion invalid

>>5826232
holy shit that geezer isn't even cooking the fish
he's gonna give everyone food poisoning for sure

>>5826318
You are moron.

>>5826318

>>5810598
underrated post

>>5826660
is this a meme or something

>>5818013

Yes, it's terrible. She probably committed teriyaki afterwards.

>>5826691
you mean santoku?

>>5809626

>that episode

Guy was fucking insane

>>5809655

>what are strategic targets

>>5821028

>islamophobia
>bad

It's not even a phobia. Hating a cancerous and vile ideology is perfectly natural.

>>5826694
Sudoku

>>5826706
*tips fedora*

>>5826713

I'm not a fedora. Islam is far worse than all other religions.

>>5826718
*tips trilby*
M'lady

>>5821028
>>5826713
>>5826721
>this assravaged sandnigger lmfao

>>5826706
Almost all ideologies have to potential to be cancerous and vile. History has shown that pretty clearly. It's human beings that are cancerous and vile.

>>5814602
>>5814590
>>5814581
>>5812554

And suddenly, /pol/

>>5826773
you don't have to be from there to dislike muslims, literally everyone dislikes muslims. even muslims dislike muslims

>>5809836
What a special little snowflake you are. I'm so proud of you.

>>5826796
maybe he's european you ignorant retard

>>5826775
Muslims?

Did you actually read the posts I quoted?

>>5826802
no

>>5826679
no. it should be pretty obvious what it means

>>5826891
yeah but I started seeing this all the time on this board
or is that just some retard trying to force it

there have been a lot of .gifs in the past few posts :^)))

>>5812513

So can everybody at the location hear her chewing?

>>5822874

Hamsters are so cute

>>5809608
Are all babies like this inside? brb, finding out.

>>5825985
nigger do you even tomorrow

>>5814614
>read article
"They assert that the twitching, movement and blinking of the eyes are all automatic nervous system responses, not evidence that the frog lives. They say he’s not really watching that incredibly soulless woman eat him alive. I sincerely hope so, because it doesn’t look that way."

just a cunt implying she doesnt see it that way, wherein its stated by the restraunt goers as an autonomic response due to the sodium channels being opened by the sauce

>>5818259

>>5827622

>>5823385
I want two of them

Somebody have the one of the steak being cooked? It's not long, just throws salt on it and cooks it.

>>5809146
HA

>>5809146
underrated post here folks

>>5826154
There are so many unpopulated islands in Japan. They could have easily been used there. It was to scare the Russians as well as punish the Japanese, and since they weren't white nobody back in America complained.

>>5812513
asians are so fucking disgusting

>>5826798

Do you honestly think that we don't have peanut butter in Europe?

It's not fucking Game of Thrones over here you know.

>>5826154

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/truman-drops-hint-to-stalin-about-a-terrible-new-weapon

>On July 25, after receiving Stalin's pledge to join the U.S. in the war against Japan in the Pacific, Truman casually informed the Soviet leader that the United States had a new weapon of unusual destructive force. Although Stalin did not appear to be impressed by the news, Truman hoped the information would increase the pressure on Stalin to concede to the Allies' demands regarding the post-war division of Europe.

http://www.nytimes.com/books/98/12/06/specials/holloway-stalin.html

>After the bomb was dropped, Stalin was furious. The place Russia had earned as a world power by its victory in the war had been snatched away. "Hiroshima has shaken the whole world," he is said to have told Kurchatov. "The balance has been destroyed."

It's pretty much the consensus amongst historians that the motivations for dropping the atom bomb were linked to the coming cold war. The USA didn't want the Red Army ever landing on Japan, which would likely have led to a partitioning like in Germany.

It's not tinfoil history, it's pretty mainstream.

>>5826706

> cancerous and vile ideology

>>5829494
Just the japs.

>>5811180

>mfw ending

>>5809512
this one makes me all giggly inside :3

>>5822577

this footage is all just nicked from samsara

>>5822554
when i said poor chickens i meant being cramped, dehydrated and in pain while waiting to be slaughtered.

>>5823385

Jesus that was cute.

>>5822874
at the end i thought he was going to eat the hamster
>you beat me - I eat you

>>peanut butter
never heard of a health use for it