/ck/ - Food & Cooking

My sister used to eat butter by the stick and consume pig ears (the kind you buy for dogs).

I don't even like milk, but I'll open it up when my roommate gets a jug and drink the first bit straight out of it.
Sometimes lunch is a jar of green olives or a jar of pickles. I sip the juice the rest of the day.

Is that ghetto?

>>5782827
Me and my weeb friend tried eating a whole lemon, peel and all. I hated it, but he actually liked it. Said he's eat it when he wanted something more sour than a pickle.

>>5782827
I eat sugar with a spoon on a regular basis. When I order a coffee, I don't sugar it because I don't like sugared coffee but I save the sugar cube to eat it later.
I'm lucky I can't gain weigh because I would become a landwhale pretty quickly.

When I make cookies or other things that require blending sugar with butter, I fucking love the taste of that butter-sugar mixture so much. It's not like I eat it often, but when I'm baking something like that I can't resist having a spoonful or two.

>>5782851
>tfw I was surprised that lemons can be peeled and separated into wedges even though it's obvious

my classmate used to eat lemons as a snack, said he could feel his teeth degrading

Cake mixture, sugar and nutella with a spoon.
I was once in a hurry to make breakfast and couldn't wait for toast, so I put nutella on bread and microwaved it.

>>5782863
>nutella on bread and microwaved it.
oh I'm kekking

>>5782866
It was delicious. In fact, while I was travelling in Italy I bought a pack of 10 brioche and a 400g jar of nutella, took all my clothes off and ate one with the other in my hostel room. I did this on three occasions.

>>5782920
There's something fun about eating naked in a hotel. It's like, if I get messy, I can just have all the hot water showers I want. If the bedding gets messy, some non-english speaker will get it for me while I'm out.

>Microwave eggs sometimes
>Just run the hot water for a bit and use that to cook ramen noodles
>Cheese on plain tortilla chips, microwave until melted
>Garlic spice, cheese, white bread, microwaved until melted

I only do these when in a hurry or tired though

My friends fat sister would eat raw bacon straight out of the package.

I used to microwave mozarella onto tomato and put it on toast that had salami on top of it while toasting.

honestly it was pretty good and I might eat that tonight

When I was a kid I would eat straight butter. I would also eat spanish olives by the jar.

>>5782945
>have inept person i am dating
>we're both 16
>she has to take care of her literal retarded brother
>she's vegetarian
>has never cooked bacon
>he wants fucking bacon
>she puts the whole thing of it in the microwave, plastic packaging and all
>it catches fire
goddamn

>Dating girl
>She seems normal enough
>Watch her eat a kiwi with the skin on like an apple
>She ate tomatoes like apples too.
Truly horrifying.

probly not ghetto but w/e

i like to take swigs of worcestershire sauce.

i like to eat sliced turkey lunchmeat plain.

>>5782848

love pickle juice. once i finish a jar of pickles, i strain the juice thruogh a coffee filter and drink it.

>>5782965
>>Watch her eat a kiwi with the skin on like an apple

there is nothing wrong with this

I like to get a packet of pate and just eat it all up with a spoon.
And mayonaise on everything, chips, rice, pasta, potatoes

>>5783013
>And mayonaise on everything, chips, rice, pasta, potatoes

Instead of baking the cake/cupcakes I just eat the powder (box shit) with a spoon instead.

>>5782984
I actually laughed at that comic.

>be me
>be with ex
>go out to Korean smoothie place
>they make smoothies with frozen fruit, water and sugar syrup; that's it
>ex orders kiwi smoothie
>i forgot what i ordered
>ex says 'you know Anon, i love kiwi except for that itchy feeling you get in your throat and that numbness on your lips and gums when you eat them'
>'wat? itchy? numbness? i think you're allergic.'
>'no! that's silly.'
>continues drinking kiwi smoothie
>stops because it got 'too uncomfortable'
>'seriously, you're allergic.'
>tfw bitch had a mild allergy to kiwi but didn't admit it
>until cumdumpster tried a papaya smoothie from the same place and winds up in the ER with severe allergy
>turns out papaya and kiwi have the same compound to which ex was allergic but in different concentrations
Sigh.

I eat ur mums ghetto pussy.

Peanut Butter. I don't really buy it because it's too tempting to eat from the jar with a spoon.

>>5783029
I do that with jello mix and greek yogurt

>>5783052
One of my co-workers bough a gigantic container of peanut butter and it sits in the backroom, the thing is probably bigger than my head. I always get tempted to grab a spoon and eat a scoop but it feels like it'd be a waste of a plastic spoon and I don't want anyone walking in on me eating spoonfuls of peanut butter

I add orange/lemon squash to my tea when theres no milk available
>actually very nice

when I have no meat or cheese or whatever, I will often squirt some bbq or sweet chili sauce onto a flour wrap and just eat that
>can never have just one though

>>5782965
I don't see a problem with either of those things

I eat plain sardines straight out of their cans.

I have made tacos filled only with canned tuna, mayonnaise, cheddar, and salsa.

>>5783203
>plain sardines straight out of the can
fuck yeah
i do this when i'm running late, drop a tin of season sardines and a fork in my pocket and eat them once i've gotten to work and have a couple of minutes of downtime

and when nobody else is around

Idk if this is weird but every morning/night before I brush my teeth for the day/night I eat a few scoops of peanut butter

just is a nice snack and lotsa protein I guess. shits good

I very often eat uncooked ravioli the kind you get from trader joes in the semi-cold open refrigerator thing

I use a spoon to drink diet cranberry juice.

>>5782827
I like to eat tubs of chocolate frosting with a spoon.

>>5782837
I'm mexican and I love pig ears, I wouldn't share with doge

I eat chicken neck and wings with the bone i like the crunchy feel and taste

>>5783036
Kek. Somebody post the spicy banana picture

I'd used to walk to the supermarket, buy a pack of deli meat and eat it like a bag of chips on my lunch break at high school

>>5783875

I did that too, but with dill pickles

>>5782827
Raw chocolate milk powder has no right to be as tasty as it is.

>>5782965
>>5782984
I have to eat an apple like a tard (or cut it up) because my front teeth are all weird.
I think I might need to buy a knife.

I once ate a cold can of Spam with dill pickle juice mixed in. It was awful and I hated it, but I ate the whole damn thing because it was all I had.