/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>actually caring

>>5777173
>calling guaco "guacamole"

>>5777193
Silly Mexicans. Take off those shoes. You are not genies. You cannot grant wishes. You can't even fit in a lamp or bottle.

>>5777229
I doubt your claim about the bottle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIRZr4HTgC4

>not being able to rock the guac

Sounds like somebody lost their ticket to Flavortown.

>>5777173
>calling blue cheese in general "bleu cheese"

>>5777307
Bottles are smaller than SUV, aBROham Linkin'
Intradasting link nonetheless.

>not calling salsa "sazz"

>>5777173
Not calling it Mexican Green Tree Fruit Sauce...

>not calling it "wacky mole" like the superior guatemalans
Disgusting.

>>5777173
>calling guac or "molee molee mole" avoc
>calling avo, "gua"

Whatever you call it it's disgusting puke paste.

>>5777173
I hate when people call bratwurst "brahts".

>>5777414
i hate when they call "brahts", "brahs"

lol

<calling sushi "soosh"

>mfw betas call za 'pizza'
>mfw betas call chee 'cheese'
>mfw betas call ritos 'burritos'
>mfw betas call burgs 'hamburgers'
>mfw betas call scream 'ice cream'
>mfw betas call torts 'tortillas'
>mfw betas call bb ri's 'baby back ribs'

>>5777457
That should be punishable by death. PAINFUL death.
Or just a punch to the groin. either one.

>>5777414
I especially hate it when it's spelled "brats."

That's already a fucking word, with a different pronunciation.

>>5777414
Calling vee ehners "weenas"

>>5777497
>not calling them weenies

>>5777489
Oh, man, my friends and I totally say 'zza for Pizza, 'burgs for hamburgers, and we say "tacs" for tacos.

>>5777504
I think it's about time you start planning their deaths

>>5777504
Like totes bruh, for sure

>>5777504
find the nearest sharp object and plunge it deep into your frontal lobe

>tfw you accidentally use embarrassing kitchen lingo when ordering in another restaurant

so many bennies and "mid rare" burgers.

Sup brag can I get some guac on this rito? Also where's my boy's tax brah? You'd think t-bell would at least have the mount dew b-blast flowing

>>5777173

I hate it when what are presumably educated adults feel a bizarre need to use babytalk.

>>5777173
>calling broccoli "broc"

>>5777504
Do you say 'grah for foie gras?
Do you say 'mundine for Trout Almondine?
Do you say 'tini for buccatini?
Do you say 'lotti for agnolotti?

stop

>>5777414
Lets watch da Sawks game, grill up some brahts, and get wicked pissed on some brewskies.

>>5777489
in our house, "tort" means tortellini

>>5777504
Death by repeated sledge-hammer-to-groin.
take your time.

>>5777908
I'm part of the human race, and I will never understand the human race.

>veggies

>>5778427
>frut-fruts

>>5778427

Good to know I'm not the only one annoyed by "veggies". Just say fucking vegetables unless you're talking to a 5 year old.

>>5778644
>you're smart if you waste time by not being as concise as possible
fuck off

amerilards are so lazy

guac
rom-com
veggies
mayo
etcetera

>>5778656
>i need to be at peak performance 24/7 365
Get off /ck/ then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdPwycfBbp8

It only matters if the person understands it.

Y-you mean wieners and hamburgers aren't made from ground up Austrians and Germans?

>>5778669
Za and Da.

Respect the language(s) you speak.

Dumbing down the words that come out of your mouth only devalues them and makes you sound like a pleb.

>>5777504
I call pizza 'za' but my uncle got me to start calling lasagna 'za' so I have two foods for one food slang. wat do?

>>5777340
>bleu cheese

Fucking this, I haven't seen it in any english speaking country outside of the states. The only shithole that should misspell blue is france

>>5779263
It's called guac by plenty of people in the food industry. I just quit my job and literally every chef called it guac.

>>5779277
you'd think they'd only do this in the UK since they insist on spelling things more like the french

(theatre instead of theater; autumn instead of fall)

>>5779273

It's English, so just let context dictate what you're talking about. Unless you have both pizza and lasagne at the table at the same time. Then god help us all.

>>5779283
He can still point with his hand.