/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>no alcohol in my house
>liquor stores are closed tomorrow
>too lazy to get dressed and go out
fuck

>>5767300
generals are a sure sign of board decline

at least make one about a certain topic involving alcohol, and then let it derail

>>5767308
>liquor stores are closed tomorrow
Is that a southern thing?

Going to walmart tomrrow to grab a case of saranac pumpkin. At the moment, balvenie doublewood 12 is in my glass.

>>5767332
It's a retarded christian thing that ruins everyone's sundays if you live in the affected area.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_law

>>5767341
glad I live in Wisconsin where our only shitty alcohol law is liquor stores close at 9PM, and thats only because the bar lobby is so powerful they forced that law into place

these threads are incredibly depressing

i hope you guys get some help

>>5767350
>complaining about alcohol laws
>in WI

The tavern league has kept the sin tax down to the same rate since the 70s

>>5767363
I think I pretty clearly stated I was happy with Wisconsin's overall environment, its a great place to be for someone who likes beer

>>5767403
ah... I'm a bit far into my cup.

There's actually this sleazy chain in racine who greases the cops' palms. They run a liquor store/bar, and get around the laws by selling entire bottles from the bar. They turn off the lights on the liquor store side, but will sell you all the booze you want at $10-15 markup.

Pissed off that, although it doesn't affect me anymore, that you can't let your kid drink a beer if you're accompanying them as a father.

King cobra time for me. Fuck i miss good beer

>>5767421
>Pissed off that, although it doesn't affect me anymore, that you can't let your kid drink a beer if you're accompanying them as a father
You can't do that anymore? when did that change?

>>5767428
Just within the last five years. Learned about it when I was 20 and was refused to provide me a beer at a family dinner, and then again at Miller Park.

>>5767442
im 25 now, and I know you still could up until I turned 18

>>5767357

>tfw you will never be on the outside looking in again

Stay away from booze, anon

>>5767300

It's suffering to be semi-reliant yet be too used to drinking at LEAST low tier craft beer/medium tier brew.

Same with liquor. I can't just buy everclear and dunk it into koolaid or something and be fine with it.

>>5767476
When I realized how much I spent on decent beer, I immediately had to find a 30 rack macro that I could put up with. High Life is where it's at, although rolling rock, Hamm's, and Genessee cream ale can also get a shoutout.

i'm not an alcoholic but im a problem drinker, can i hang out with u guys

>>5767499
How much are you paying for a 30 of high life

Stopped at the liquor store today to get a bottle of vodka after getting called into work on my day off. It's been an incredibly shitty week for me at work and I'm glad to finally have a night to drink without restraint and sleep in tomorrow, even if it's poor drunk sleep. Pouring myself another drink right now and I notice that I'm more than half done with the bottle; I'll probably finish it tonight. It goes down so smooth but really messes up my stomach afterwards and I'll likely regret this. But I don't really care.

>>5767499
>Hamm's
gross. PBR is where it's at in the cheap beer department.

>>5767499
High Life is definitely the best cheap option

>>5767572
pabst is infinitely better

>>5767582
PBR is slightly worse, but a reasonable alternative (and less cheap)

>>5767499
>High Life is where it's at
correct as fuck, it's not just passable. it would place highly in a blind test of American-style lagers.

>>5767554
It's about 15 bucks where I live

>>5767582
PBR is ok. but it's like $5-10 more/30 pack

>>5767572
The Champagne of Beers...

>>5767588
Yeah if the champagne of beers is that much cheaper im going with that

>>5767332
>>5767341
>>5767350
Here in Ontario our stores close every day at 10 and then at 6 on Sunday's. bretty gay

>>5767505
Sure, but you have to supply all the booze.

>>5766759
Thanks for the tip. Going to look into those tomorrow.

>>5767597
Where I live liquor stores

>cannot sell anything other than booze. no food, no cigs, not even a corkscrew

>cannot sell anything refrigerated, all beer and wine are sold at room temp

>must only operate between the hours of 10am and 9pm Monday-Sat, closed on Sunday

at least our prices are low

>>5767614
Yeah, our prices are pretty fucking retarded. I don't even know how I can afford my addiction, honestly. I just buy the cheapest, highest percentage thing I can find, which is usually just vodka.

>>5767614
Thats terrible, here you can buy cold beer in pretty much every gas station, grocery store, liquor store, and drug store

>>5767623
A 1.75 liter bottle of generic vodka costs $11.99 at my neighborhood likka sto, it's almost TOO cheap

My mainstay is an inexpensive bourbon that costs $14.99/1.75, that lasts me about 4 days

>>5767626
In my state cold marcobew is sold at gas stations and grocery stores, but it specially watered down to comply with our law mandating that beers sold in grocery stores be 3.2%ABV or less.

Made a six pack, trying this one right now. It's pretty good, but Weyerbacher makes a superior pumpkin ale

>>5767614
We don't have restrictions on refrigeration here, but liquor stores are only open 11-9 monday through saturday and closed on sunday. Grocery stores and convenience stores sell beer but only until midnight for some reason. Really sucks when you work the night shift and want to get some alcohol on the way home.

>>5767631
>A 1.75 liter bottle of generic vodka costs $11.99 at my neighborhood likka sto, it's almost TOO cheap
What the FUCK. It costs me fucking 14 bucks for a goddamn 375mL. Fuck Canada sometimes, Jesus fucking Christ.

>>5767631
In Wisconsin you can get cold $7.50 New Glarus 6 packs at pretty much every gas station (plus usually a few other local breweries depending on where in the state you are, and big national craft brewers)

>>5767637
Canada has ridiculous alcohol prices

>>5767632
>>5767639
I drink craft beer once or twice a week as a special treat. I usually get a bomber. I don't like drinking enough fancy beer to get drunk because the hangovers are brutal and it seems silly to spend so much money to get wasted.

I allow myself to drink a pint(actually half a fifth, 375ml) of whiskey every night and if I still want to drink after that I switch to macro brew or red wine.

>>5767644
I don't even know why. Maybe it's to deter people from drinking, but that sure as fuck doesn't stop anyone. Everyone's always drinking shit here.

>>5767654
>because the hangovers are brutal
I don't get that at all, maybe Im just lucky

relevant

>>5767318
What the fuck are you talking about fucking faggot, these threads are a /ck/ staple.

>>5767318
How fucking new are you?

>>5767657
There is a lot of sugar in some of them.....the big stouts for sure.

>>5767659
Missouri has the neatest liquor laws.

Mfw I live in NZ and a litre of Stolichnaya (the cheapest vodka I can find) costs $33 USD.

>>5767710
Yeah, it's impossible to be charged with public intoxication anywhere in the state.

Hi there american /alck/s.

You're friendly neighbourhood Britdrunk reporting in at 4:35am.

>>5767753

>you're

Oh fucking hell, maybe it does affect me.

>>5767614
wow that sucks where i live liquor stores are rarely found. thats because convience stores, grocery stores, pretty much anyone can sell liquor. maybe its the only good thing about living in michigan

>>5767753
So what are you drinking faggot?

>>5767848
a little bit of olive oil

>>5767853
Is that some kind of britfag hangover cure?

>>5767858
no, it's Moroccan. Very high quality.

>>5767873
You're a fag there are better countries for olive oil

>>5767873

>not even Tunisian, a land known for their high-quality olive oils

>>5767300

>drunk alone last night and passed out
>woke up at 4 am and started dringing again
>passed out again at 3 pm
>woke up at 6 pm, went out and ate dinner
>got back at 8 pm and started drinking again

Richfaggots have problems too. The funny part is I've been drinking pic related the whole time

>>5768035
fucking gross

Debbie, you have to step your game up.

>>5768035
As a poor alcoholic I envy your life

>>5768129
Poor or rich we have the same livers

GG anon

I'm pretty fucken drunk lol , fucking check me fsgfots. My ex has a new guyX the girl I liked no longer likes me because of alcohol. I hD it in the bad, she was the one asking me out and I said no because being cheated on so many times I thought she'd do the same thing . She probably would lol, but I turned her away from me anyway so nothing of value was lost

>>5764930

>>5768779
Drunk but not a drinker

>>5767637

>Read the whole thing in the Canada's voice, ey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBY09gdiIK8

What aboot big name supermarkets as opposed to an off license, ey?

>Woke up did some shit I had to do.
>Start drinking ouzo after lunch.
>Will probably be drinking until sleep time.

makes the day tolerable

Fireball with Blue Moon Pumpkin Harvest and Mad Hat Dream Machine chasers yesterday. Blue Moon tasted just like reg to me, Dream Machine tasted like beer + sprite. Wish i could start again but I have this shitty project to complete by 12 tonight