/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5741748
Like she'd give you a choice.

You're gonna eat where she wants and you're damn well gonna like it.

that hair makes her look like she has a giant fucking forehead

the gym

>>5741752

she's the man in the role.

a man asks the woman where she wants to go.

you're her bitch.

>>5741754

how are you not able to visually process what hair is

Am I the only one who wants to take her to Denny's for the all you can eat pancakes just to see how many she could put away?

>>5741766
I'm ok with that

>>5741748
glove shopping!

>>5741748
>Where do you want to go?

I'd say go out for ice cream, but you're probably pretty well taken care-of on the dairy side of things.

>>5741787
Either that, or get a huge burger along with a bucket of French fries.

How about I just handstand tittyfuck you while we wait for the pizza guy?

I wanna eat between them thick-ass thighs, girl

>>5741813
Hell yeah, I'd take her to Fuddruckers and we'd down some 1 pound burgers and double orders of frings.

>>5741748
>tattoos
>ever
>especially on the chest
I want to take her to the ICU

>>5741754
wut. that's a common hairstyle LOL

>>5741815
>handstand tittyfuck
I think I did this in a dream once

>>5741848

>>5741908
>green
yes, he is the one retarded here

>>5741828
same here

Some people just have no respect for their bodies, titty monsters especially.

>>5741908
dis nigga be colour blind yo

>>5741748
C-can we go to the McD's? I l-love watching the kids on the p-play set.

hhhnnnggggg

>>5741748
Can't you just take me down to the bar and show me off to all your biker friends?

Who the fuck are you, and why are you in my house?

>>5741748
How about I milk you, and make a fine cheese from it, then we can have pizza?

>>5741748
Wrestle her to the ground and make sweet passionate love to her. She would want it that way.

>>5741998
>Wrestle her to the ground

Good luck with that, stringbean.

>>5741985
I don't know how fine that cheese would be, bro.

>>5742010
I Am on 4chan and the cooking board. I assure you I am no string bean.

>>5741748

I want to go to town. On dem titties. Goddamn.

>>5742021

>>5741748
lmao 1plaet

>>5741748
Man, girls like this are so hot...till they hit thirty then they blimp right out.
Beware of them young men. nTreat them like a bouncy house, to be enjoyed while young...and then shunned.

>>5742279
>not wanting a bouncy house which then turns into a water bed

>>5742279
>tattoos and an ungodly-sized head
>hot
pick one
>>5742293
>wanting a person whose back of their neck will develop crusty brown cracks by the time they're 35

>>5741748
>Don't tell me what to do, bitch. And if you think I'm going to ride bitch on your bike you've the whole game twisted like a hot pretzel and ain't not cheese sauce to dip it in. Now go put on a shirt that doesn't show your tits off to the whole wide world, we're going somewhere civilized.

>>5742309
>crusty brown cracks
wtf, I have never seen that on the fattest of my family (and there are some fattuns)
I would guess it's a result of poor hygiene

>wanting a waterbed

>>5741811

>>5741908
What are camera angles? I'll take "Correcting Retarded Anons" for $400, Alex.

>>5742352

> not wanting horrible back problems due to awkward sleeping positions from the waterbed's complete lack of spine support

I was gonna make a joke about breast-milk but after 35 posts i'm guessing it's already been done.
so i'll do the next best thing and make a 'muh dik' joke.

'muh dik'

>>5742366
Are you mentally disabled or are you just pretending
>camera angles
Look at the fucking hairline you doofus

>>5742374
>complete lack of spine support

Is there no gravity and therefore no buoyancy on your planet?

>>5742396
>sleeping on the equivalent of a liquid beanbag
>back support
Underagefag pls go, you're dumbing up an already dumb thread

>>5742393
>I can't seem to see that the camera is tilted downwards, so it stretches shit out.

>>5742412
>I don't know what hairlines and bangs are
Ftfy

>>5742419
Yelling louder doesn't make your point any more valid.

>That vegan salad bar you chose was really shitty, Anon. Why don't you get your fine ass to the kitchen and make us some dessert while I change to something more... comfortable?

>>5742427
Wow you really are retarded and not kidding

>>5742428

Would be smothered by/10

>>5742428
>tattoos
>thick framed glasses
I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole, especially since there's a 100% chance she has a tumblr as well.
>you go get changed while I sharpen my straight razor so I can rape and mutilate you with it

>>5742432
Stay ignorant, champ.

>>5742438
I'd rather be ignorant than literally retarded

>>5742412
spatial reasoning is not your strongsuit.

I really want to lick her asshole

I'd ask her to go outside and start the bike and I'd leave out the back way

>>5742442
>>5742428
>>5741748
fugg

>>5742487
Beta fag detected

>I guess this granola you made isn't too bad. Why don't you give me a back massage while I finish it off?

>>5742528
Obese tumblr shows pls go and stay go
We are not obligated to love your "muh curves"

>>5742531
>shows
Sjws, fucking tablet

>>5742531

>>5742434

My girlfriend kinda looks like Velma. Never realized it until now.

>>5742581
I'm so sorry for you, anon

>>5742587

Her tits are the size of my head, so I'm not complaining. Plus she's the only girl in Boston without a flat ass or a huge nose.

>Sorry, boy. I don't kiss on the first date. Gotta work harder if you want some if that. Good night!

>>5742581

You could do worse. She could look like Scooby, Fred, Shaggy, Scrappy, or old man Dithers.

>>5742592
>tattoos
>head the size of a watermelon
I'd rather stick my dick in a wall outlet

>>5742592
2trashy

id let her peg me though

>>5742598
Gave me a chuckle.

>>5742592
›everything about that post
You are probably right about person in your image being a bitch.

>>5742592
>I don't kiss on the first date.
dressed like tht, if she doesn't, you bill her for the date

>>5742528
whats her name? who is this bitch

>>5741912
It's written in yellow but it is correct, he has played a trick on your brain retard.

I'd take her to get some indian food or some hip food truck downtown, get he tipsey and dick her down for real.

>>5741748
I'm concerned about that sore on her lower right lip.
Probably a flare up of herpes.

>>5741748
all 3 holes!

>>5741748
After 10 minutes of looking around, there are no easily found nudes of her. If they exist, they are hard to find.
Any body point me in the direction?

>>5743302
>>5743302

>>>/b/

>>5743337
>>5743337

>>>/mlp/
>>>/lgbt/

>>5741826
>buttfuckers

>>5743344
>desperately asking for nudes of some cow on the food and cooking board


Fuck off, you ungrateful faggot. I pointed you in the right direction.

>>5743344
>>5743344
>desperately asking for nudes of some cow on the food and cooking board
>somehow I'M the brony-tier gay


Fuck off, you ungrateful faggot. I even pointed you in the right direction.

>>5742279
Don't you believe in true love, Anon?