/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5729061

fun fact: science has proven that eating cured meats like hotdogs will reduce your lifespan by 20%.

>>5729065
That's not very fun.

>>5729065

>eat a hotdog
>die 20 years earlier than you would have

Sounds legit.

>>5729070

the average lifespan of industrialized countries if far lower then 100 hence the reduction in life expediency would be proportionately lower than 20 years...mathman.

>>5729070
'eating' implies eating them regularly

>>5729061
I fucking love them.

>>5729088

>dead man posting

>>5729070
>>5729085
This just in: Joey Chestnut died fifty years ago

>>5729061
Hotdogs are great. Natural casing all beef franks all the way down to oscar mayer "meat" wieners. Go much cheaper than that, Bar S for instance, and you get nasty taste and sometimes hard bits.
>>5729065
Eat dicks instead then you hippie

The universe's gift to man kind

>>5729065
The real fun fact is that if you eat a hot dog every day you will get cancer

>>5729091
Nathans are fucking disgusting, greasy fat tubes extruded from dead cats and whatever protein they cam dredge from the bottom of tje East Rover.
Kayem natural casing red snappies or death

>>5729098

what if i skipped Tuesdays?

>>5729098
I don't think there's anything you can do to avoid cancer. Eat a hot dog? Cancer. Work near the highway? Cancer. Work fifty miles downwind of a coal plant? Cancer. Born with crummy genetics? Cancer. Have a prostate? Cancer. Use sweeteners in coffee? Cancer. Take an airplane ride twice a year? Cancer.

We're all getting cancer by the time we're fifty, hopefully they can cure whatever type we get.

>>5729108
Only tummy cancer :3

>>5729065
No one wants to live to like 90 anyway.

>>5729098
If you live long enough you get cancer, full stop. Pretty much every male over ~75 has prostate cancer. We're "supposed to" live as long as our teeth or our dicks work, depending on who you ask. Everything past that is gravy.
>>5729105
Fuck yea kayem. I usually get those unless I'm slumming, then I'll get the regional brand Schonland's. Which is actually owned by them now.

>>5729105
Red hotdogs. Good choice.

>>5729061
garbage
colon cancer

>>5729061
they're okay every once in a while. like when you'r'e in LA and you go to a dodgers game, you gotta get yourself a dodger dog and put some fuckin mustard and diced onions on that bad boy.

>>5729061
Not a fan of commodity hot dogs, like the shitty skinless ones you get in the grocery store. But a proper all beef dog in a natural casing? Delicious.

But I'm aware hot dogs are not a particularly healthy food item, so I rarely indulge. I enjoy them when I do.

It's too bad I loved eating cured meats. Hotdogs are my favorite picnic food.

>>5729142
when i was a kid tho, i used to make myself a hotdog and use pretty much any and every kind of sauce/dressing/whatever condiment in the house.
>stuff like shrimp sauce, sriracha, thousand island, green olives, ham, kraft singles,caesar dressing
>tfw i pretended like i was a chef and would say out loud what i was doing like i was talking into a camera
>"and we're gonna make a few slits in the wiener with a knife to better facilitate the cooking process all throughout the meat."

>>5729061
I love em although the bad press is starting to get to me so now I usually make chicken fingers or burgers when I am craving something to eat while drinking beer.

>>5729153
you gotta try macaroni salad or crumbled potato chips

>>5729065
Those were the bad years anyway

>>5729065
>implying anyone on this website wants to live longer anyways

I had a religion teacher that said that kosher dogs wouldnt give you cancer. I dont know if thats true but /pol/ would have a fit if it were.

>>5730181
>mfw
>I want to die

>>5729061
won't pass one up if offered but don't bother to buy them

>>5729065
>science has proven
>some scientists have concluded*
fixed it for you, einshtein. did you know that 'science has also proven' that anybody who doesn't eat cured meats like hotdogs will die?

>>5729143
Really? I'm kind of a fan of the local variety... Brightleaf Hotdogs: all pork dogs with a bright red color.

They're basically anti-kosher. If these and a Hebrew national ever made contact, they would spontaneously annihilate one another.

But, damn, drop these on a cast iron griddle in the middle of a charcoal pit, drizzle on a bit of bacon grease and toss them around the griddle to fry the casing super crisp...

>>5729061
pleb-tier food tbh
don't get be wrong, i do sometimes eat hot dogs but that's only when im hungry and want something fast when im at a carnival or some shit

>I eat my Hot Dog with Ketchup on it

>>5730427
>bright red color.
That's nitrates.

If you like pork in your hot dogs and ever get the chance to get you ass to Denmark take it. Far and away the best hot dogs I've ever had were in Denmark, even if the place is expensive as hell, and a hot dog costs $8.

>>5729065

Fact: Flavor researchers have conclusively proven that people who eat hot dogs are 9000 times more likely to be satisfied, and are also proven to love America more.

>>5731126
>proven to love America more.
Nothing makes people love America more than eating sausages of Germanic origin while watching men on steroids play our homespun take on cricket. Bonus points for going into debt to do so.

>>5731160
melting pot, etc

Never buy em but I do love natural casing dogs, especially when they're steamed, mmmmm.

There's a place in Upstate Ny called stewarts that has pretty tasty steamed dogs and buns, and free chili that doesn't come out of a bag!(maybe)

>>5731160
>take on cricket.
rounders you american scum

>>5729065
Good thing I eat like ten things that all increase my lifespan by about that amount.

hot dog is rare here in estonia!!! big jelusy of american who have hot dog!!!!!

>>5731166
>steamed hit dogs

That seems like such a weird concept to me. Not bad, like boiled dogs, just weird.

>>5731101
No, its actually dyed bright cherry red.

char grilled hotdog + mustard, a little ketchup, chili, onions, slaw = win

Daily reminder that if you prepare things like hot dogs in the home, then you are a piece of trash.

>>5733638
>No, its actually dyed bright cherry red.
keep telling yourself that

>>5733705
OK, what are you on about? If you're talking about nitrites, you seem mistaken.

Sodium Nitrite(aka saltpeter) which is used as a chemical color protect any in cured meats is pure white. Ground pork is barely pink at all, even with colorfasting from the nitrites it wouldn't account for that shade. Now, Bright Leafs may have nitrite added, I'm not 100% positive without an ingredient list handy, but that doesn't mean they're not dyed.

>>5733684
With you on everything but ketchup... Its just too strong. Its overpoweringly sweet too...

I've grown a distaste for it over time when there are so many more interesting sides and sauses out there to try.

>>5729061

Theyre ok but i prefer corndogs

https://imgur.com/a/Fo7QW

>>5733835

>>5733835
>blue board

>>5733848
>nudity=unseen genitalia
Are you disabled?

>>5733835
Haha
Mentally ill people are so silly.