/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5722759
hot dog or a sandwich of cold cuts.

Frosted Flakes Burritos.
With Authentic Mexican Zucaritas.

>>5722780
>Frosted Flakes Burritos
Explain

Fried egg sandwich.

Grilled cheese or soup
Sometimes both

>>5722759
I just have raw eggs

>>5722759

dry rub on some chicken breasts and put them in the oven
eat with store-bought rice cakes.

Rice and/or any manner of fried eggs - omelettes or scambled usually.

>>5722759

basically the only food I make after midnight is peanut butter and nutella sandwiches

>>5722759
soft boiled eggs if I'm really lazy.

I freeze individual servings of different foods so I can just pop one in the oven if I'm feeling lazy.

Nobody else does this? The only downside is that bake-from-frozen takes more than a couple minutes.

>>5722831
My fucking nigga
Also try delissio garlic crust, its a great pizza and the garlic crust is great. Its a buck extra then most regular but its top quality.

dice and blanch a whole head of broccoli, stir fry it with egg

last night I microwaved a bowl of frozen peas but it took like five minutes and I realized I could've made something a lot better then i put peanut satay sauce on it and ate them one by one off my belly like an otter

>>5722759
Homemade pizza.

>>5722759
Do you actually fry your quesadilla?
Just made one in the microwave today because laziness.

>>5723023
Not op but when I use to make them I used the broiler on the toaster oven.

>>5722850
>after midnight
Speaking of, does anyone else have a problem with cooking after dark? I just can't bring myself to do it. It's like I don't have the energy and don't want to annoy the neighbors with the noise.

>>5723034
I'm only truly alive at night.

>>5723023
Depends how much time and effort you want to put in to it that day.

Pan frying is obviously better, but microwaving is just so quick and easy, plus no clean up.

>>5722802
My nigga. Wait your talking about a fried egg grilled cheese sandwich, right?

>>5723042
Well yeah, me too. That's the problem. If I get up around 6pm and actually make a meal before the sun goes down, I'm fine.

But I spend so fucking much on fast food because my habit when I'm hungry in the middle of the night is to hit McDonalds.

>tfw my body refuses to bulk

I've recently discovered the beautiful romance that is fresh tomato and egg.

Scrambled eggs (sometimes with chopped chicken bacon deli sausage thingy, and maybe a little milk . ALWAYS fried in butter)
or
Fried eggs (yolk and white mixed together and then fried to a crisp in butter (oil usually), sometimes topped with freshly chopped tomato)
or
Omelette (with 2 eggs or more if I'm hungry & they're available or I just make more omelettes using the 2 egg formula,
added ingredients depends on my level of laziness and their availability : usually grate half an onion, grate two garlic cloves , chop up an old wrinkly pimento pepper I might find in the fridge door, black pepper . and depending on whether or not my system is full of mucus at the time, I grate some cheddar cheese in , sometimes I put the whole frying pan in the toaster oven and get a cute, bubbly omelette other than that I try flipping which is never perfect.
Topped with chopped tomato.

>>5723167
Sometimes I mix in some Worchester sauce in the omelette or sprinkle a tiny bit on top, it's an interesting mix of flavors.

Other times I just make sandwiches with whatever dry crackers/table water biscuits I have in store.

>>5723043
Microwave quesadillas are gross as hell.

If you cook it in a pan without spilling cheese everywhere the cleanup is trivial, it's not as if tortilla leaves markings on a pan. Just rinse it off (or don't) and put it away.

>>5722872
i used to do this with homemade frozen burritos.

>>5722759
I do that, but toast it on a toaster so I don't get pans dirty

Something like this, only takes 10 min to make.

>>5723269
pretty good but please eat real cheese not that crap

>>5723283
I can't do anything about that. Irish people have shit cheese and they don't have proper cheese here, too expensive. Just gouda and that's it.

>>5723304
>>5723269

you eat a lot of bread. also that second plate is a pretty weird combo.

>>5723310
I know, but it's just a snack.
Bread is good though, shame its not whole wheat.
I am better when making dinner.

White rice + some form of bagged, frozen vegetable.

toasted peanut butter sandwich

>>5722759
canned tuna

White rice, fried eggs, sweet soy sauce.

Baked chicken thighs in the toaster oven. Salt & pepper, leave and get back to it when its done. No chopping/washing
I actually have some baking right now.

>>5723384
Don't you kind of have to plan that out though, and thaw them first?

Having pan fried prawns, I mix the spices up but tonight it's lemon pepper seasoning with onion powder and parsley.

Anything pan fried is nice and easy and doesn't take long to make like prawns, fish, sausages, eggs, popcorn. Crackers with cold meat and cheese is a favourite of mine as well.

>>5723401

>and thaw them first?

well if they're frozen, sure.

>>5723345
/gains/

I shred some gold potatoes and wring out the moisture with a towel. Toss them in a pan with some lard, salt, and pepper to make hashed browns while I scramble some eggs and fry up some of the fresh pork sausage my buddy makes.

It's quick, greasy, and beautiful any day any time. Don't be afraid of grease, it ain't gonna make you fat or kill your heart. Not all on its own anyway...

>>5722780
>grrrriquisimas
what the fuck

>>5723459
>lazy food
yeah ok great contribution bro

>>5722759
that's not lazy, lazy is rolling up a piece of american cheese in a tortilla and nuking it

>>5722759
I want a good meal, but I don't want to cook long:
tostadas with mashed beans on top, cheese, shredded purple cabbage, purple onion, tomatoes, avocado, salsa, lime juice occasionally.

Preheat oven to 375, heat beans, mash, top with cheese, as tostadas cook, cut veggies. 20 minutes tops, decently healthy and delicious. I make about 1.5lbs of beans a week, so I always have them on hand.

If I'm being neckbeard lazy, sandwich or beans with some salsa.

I put slices of german salami on pita and throw it in the microwave for 15 seconds to make it warm.

>>5723461
I have no fucking idea
it's like "grrrr" is an adjective and "grrrriquisimas" means they're "very grrrr"
not sure what "grrrr" is suppose to mean in this context tho

I usually just cook chicken, broccoli, and carrots in a frying pan and eat them with rice.

>>5723572
>>5723461
I'm retarded
"riquisimas" means tasty as fuck
so they added "grrrr" cause he's a tiger
so "grrrriquisimas" was born

>>5723401
True, but I go through a lot of protein so I'm always thawing individually portioned ones almost every day. Otherwise it's just cheesy oatmeal

>>5722759
Two slices of salami with a slice of cheese between them. Sometimes I microwave it for a bit so I don't choke on the unrendered fat in the salami.

My lazy meals change depending on the time of year. I have two favorites for the summer. First, grilled cheese with pesto (that I make when I'm not feeling lazy) and tomato. Second is tomato toast. Cut up a small tomato, toast two pieces of bread, smear them with a touch of mayo, layer with tomato, top with generous salt and pepper.

>>5723813
>Sometimes I microwave it for a bit so I don't choke on the unrendered fat in the salami.
holy shit

>>5723813

Please stop microwaving it.

pb and honey sandwiches. toasted white bread, no crust.

or "Italian" crusty bread with butter and honey

>>5722759
>popcorn
>scrambled eggs
>leftovers
>handfull of mixed nuts and raisins
>carrot quesadilla

not really lazy foods but more like 'don't have anything prepped but have to eat something before passing out' foods

>>5723961
>or "Italian" crusty bread with butter and honey
try using ricotta cheese instead of butter

>>5722759
Probably some frozen vegetables and sauce (those delicious steamfresh ones).

If I don't have that i will just boil some rice and throw chopped onion on it with some pepper and a bit of sweet and sour sauce.

>>5723961
>no crust

you disgust me

>>5722759
I make ramen noodles with half a bag of oyster crackers to soak up all of the msg goodness and eat it like a pie.

>>5723058
I thought I was the only one who did this, add some ham and you're golden.

>>5722780
isn't that mexican one basically called "Sugaries"?

I'm not 100% sure, but isn't 'zucker' the european word for sugar?

>>5724313
>European
>language
Oh you get me sometimes /ck/

>>5723606
u sure you're mexican, son?

>>5723485
Shit , it's about as hard as a grilled cheese. Don't get your panties in an uproar.

>>5724313
Zucker is the GERMAN word for sugar, dumbass
Just like sucre is the FRENCH
or azúcar the SPANISH
ITALIANS use zucchero

they all refer to the thing that you should put on a dick before choking on it idiot

>>5724373
fucking rekt

>>5724359
>EU
>thinking there won't be a mandated "universal" language in the near future

>>5724486
You learn Mexican-Criollo spanish yet, gringo?

This is all my lazy food that I keep nearby

Miniature candy machine behind it all

>>5722850
>peanut butter and nutella sandwiches after midnight

My nigga.

It's terrible, but I like them for late night studying.

>>5723304
Clearly you're not looking very hard for cheese, we have a pretty great selection here. Unless you're down in the country but you could still buy some proper cheddar instead of that plastic American crap.

>>5724695
Are you overweight?

>>5724366
my spanish isn't the best and I don't really know much about breakfast cereals

>>5723186
> Microwave quesadillas are gross as hell.
it's two tortillas with some melted cheese between it.
Dafuq are you doing to make it gross?

> If you cook it in a pan without spilling cheese everywhere the cleanup is trivial, it's not as if tortilla leaves markings on a pan.
Do you not fry your quesadilla? No butter to wipe out?

>>5725313
>Dafuq are you doing to make it gross?
Microwaving affects the texture.
>Do you not fry your quesadilla?
If you're lazy just popping the tortilla right onto the pan will taste thousands better than microwave.

Crisp bread and cheese.

toast sandwich, but sometimes 2 lazy to toast the toast the so I just eat three pieces of bread with some butter on it.

>>5725317
This. The time you"save" by using the microwave is nothing compared to the monumental improved taste by grilling it, and it really doesn't take that much longer. And I don't put butter or grease on the griddle at all.

>>5725441
>>5725317
>>5725313
>Do you not fry your quesadilla? No butter to wipe out?
Yeah... my best friend fries his tortillas and I don't think it improves them. Don't get me wrong, I love fried food and ain't afraid of grease, but quesadillas taste better if you just toss them in the pan and let the oil in the tortilla get brought out.

>>5725441
I only microwave it for long enough to melt the cheese (<30 sec) because trying to eat a quesadilla with unmelted cheese became difficult.
I'll try throwing one in a skillet next time.

>>5722759
Microwave some hotdogs, eat with some doritos and a Mt Dew.

>>5724867
Looks like he's just a weeb

>>5725885
Nobody asked you what you eat for your sunday brunch, nerdlord.

Cottage cheese or yogurt with fruit.
Salad with whatever vegetables are in the fridge.
Refried beans from a can with seasonings and hot sauce.

Toasts with whatever. Salt or ketchup are okay, cheese if I have any.

>>5725977
rude

>>5725432
Pro tip: Putting a piece of plain bread between two slices of toast tricks your brain into thinking it's a sandwich. At least for a while.

>>5724586
>universal language for fourth reich
>implying it won't be German

>>5726436

try getting the French to accept anything but French.
try getting Italians to bother to learn any foreign language.
try getting Poles to accept Nazi language.

Bratwurst, rice, and whatever vegetables I have on hand.
Stick 2 sausages in the toaster oven on broil, rice and water into the rice cooker, and vegetables into a bowl with whatever spices into the microwave. So little effect for such a satisfying meal.

>>5726408
Got that the wrong way round mate. It's a slice of toast inside two slices of bread.

>>5726529
>>5726408

>Europoors actually eat this

I just throw together a tofu pad Thai sans noodles. I know, vegetarian ass bullshit, but its easier to slice up a block of tofu and press it than it is to butcher, marinate, and fully cook some chicken. Just garlic, ginger, any vegetables in the fridge that are about to go bad, 20 dif kinds of hot sauce because using only sriracha is for weak trash, way more paprika than anyone else could tolerate, and maybe some day-old rice. All in a tiny pan because I can't be bothered to pull out the wok.

Sometimes I make blackened tofu instead. Toss it in turmeric and arrowroot powder and pan-fry it until its burnt darker than the crevices of my soul. Eat with hot sauce. Lament the powdery mess in the kitchen.

>>5726864
please be trolling

>>5725463
I'm back.
Skillet definitely took longer than microwave's 30 seconds.
Also I kinda burned it (totally my fault) because I got distracted by eating other food.

I guess I should try again with out toasting the tortilla to crispiness

>left over potatoes/tater tots/thick fries
>throw it in a pan
>add in onion, jalapeno, maybe some bell pepper chopped up real quick
>some cilantro, various spices, salt and pepper
>left over meat, if I have it
>let it simmer and get the potatoes crispy
>chow down

I always make too much so I have plenty of leftovers in the freezer. Grab something, shove it in the oven at gas mark 6 for 30 minutes and jobs done. When you feel like cooking, make more than you need and shove the leftovers in the freezer and you have a near constant source of ready meals when you don't feel like cooking.

>>5726476
human filth, folks. just look at this degenerate poster. you can smell the mixed blood in his words.

>>5722759
Ground beef with cheese melted on it.

Frozen fishdicks

>>5722759
Air

I don't even bother cooking, I just eat ice cream.

Obviously one of these.