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you are being integrated into American culture

>>5710795
I think we've evolved to the state where we're the most American nation on Earth

Could be healthier I mean but yea looks great. I'd throw in a fruit like an apple or something to go with it so you don't feel disgusting after eating it.

>>5710802
I think the meal itself weighs as much as a newborn as it is, don't want to add more mass to it.

>>5710802
Yeah, apple fritters would go good with it.

>>5710800
You guys did invent the deep fried Mars bar, afterall.

>>5710760
It's trash, but in a good way.

every time I see these things the contents are always way too dark because of what is clearly spent cooking oil being reused way longer than it should

whats it like to be so poor you can't rotate your oil?

>>5710760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Ftsc69DdI'

Watch this, y'all watch this...

To be honest, I'd probably split one with some friends and enjoy it, but I'd have to be really fucking drunk.

>>5710760
It looks glorious. I wish we had em here in the States. I hope to one day go to Scotland just to get one (or five).

>>5710760
It looks pretty disgusting, but I'd eat some of it anyway.

>>5710760

I don't know, man. It might taste pretty good, but that's not the kind of presentation that a NATIONAL DISH should have. All smashed up in a cardboard box.

>>5710760
>>5710767
God I would eat the FUCK out of that.

>Onion Rings
>Hotwings
>Shaved Meat
>French Fries/Curly Fries
>Pizza

Scotland best country

The pub meal of pub meals.

>>5710760
I'm astounded how the US hasn't concocted a notable equivalent and almost mad that the US doesn't have a notable equivalent.

Granted I've even most of this type of shit before, but I want it served all together.

In a box.

I would eat the hell out of that. Wish we had stuff like that where I live in murrika. It's murrika for fucks sake.

>>5711770
Actually you know what I think that box needs and is desperately missing..... a fresh baked giant pretzel with nacho cheese sauce on the side.

Dunno why but it seems like it really needs it.

>>5710760
VIle.

>>5710760
Only if I was stoned or shitfaced.

>>5710760
Support of Munch Box ratio: 4:1

BTFO

PRAISE SCOTLAND

That looks so damn good. I feel like I'd have a heart attack halfway through it, but at least I'd die happy.

"Deconstructed" munchy box

>>5712760
pls don't ruin it

>>5710760
>making fast food into a national dish
scotland what are you doing

>>5710760
>>5710767
I think it looks pretty good but I don't know if I could manage more than one of those every three weeks or so.

I feel like I'm putting weight on just by looking at it, but I really want to get stuck in. FUCK YEAH
God bless you Scotland

>>5710915
>As one of those Londoners who's never ventured up to Scotland

Wat. It's 4 1/2 hours by rail and less than 7 by car; that's trifling.

>>5710760
I munch box all the time, but I've never been to Scotland.

If munchy boxes become the national dish of scotland then the muslims have won

>>5710915
>Subtitles

lol

>>5712814
They've already won

>>5712810
or 1 hour by plane which is cheaper than driving or by train

I'm traveling to Edinburgh next week. I'll grab one of this first time I get drunk

I surely give it a try to haggis, no matter how disgusting it sounds. And I saw somewhere this cullen sink soup and it sounds good.

What more delights you have?

It is disgusting. No wonder the Scottish have markedly lower life expectancy than their neighbours.

>>5712760
If by deconstructed you mean pussified.

>>5712836
deep fried mars bar

>>5710915
hnnnngggg

When are you going to boil it all in a sheep's stomach?

>>5712858

>>5710760
I'm British and I can't stand doner meat, that shit is foul. However aside from the doner meat it looks okay, probably pretty bland, but great for filling a hole if you haven't eaten all day.

>>5712814
How is that related?

>>5712814
>>5712799
it's a joke retards

>>5711773
british people don't eat shit like "pretzels" and "nacho cheese", your idea would be a failure

>>5710915
That Buckfast is like Soju.

Or Bundy Rum in Australia.

looks tasty but I can't eat that kinda food anymore. I'd blow up like a balloon

>>5712880
>kebab
>great for "filling a hole"

I knew you bongs are used to taking muslim cock up your arses, but this board is about food and cooking.

>>5710767
The pizza and wings look pretty awful, the rest looks tasty though. Enjoy your guilty pleasure.

>>5712920
Why does it have so much caffeine?

>>5710915
god I love the Scottish accent

>>5712902
I got a lovely pretzel from Sainsbury's yesterday

>>5711706

>>5710915
Years of Limmy have trained my ear to the beautiful Glaswegian dialect.

Put a sin tax on junk food and put it towards subsidies for fruits and vegetables that aren't corn.

>>5713143
>Put a sin tax on junk food and put it towards subsidies for fruits and vegetables that aren't corn.

That aint freedom.
At least put it towards health care

>>5710760
SCOTLAND

YES

>>5713160
That's what They want from society, to be dependent on Their medical care and medication. Everyone will live off of fast food, weigh 400lbs., and be in debt to Big Pharma for their scooters and medicine.

>>5713179
>They

>>5711706
well jack in the crack has munchie meals but those things give me the gurgles so I try to avoid

>>5713175
>reading everything in this thread with a thick scottish accent

>>5711706
Americans are too ashamed to eat something like that. We prefer to disguise our HFCS hydrogenated oil infused junk food as being healthy.

I like the concept, its basically a bunch of appetizers and self-assembled meal. Americans often eat like this already but we don't have any nationally established examples of it.

>>5713186
senfield the game

>>5710760
If you don't get physically turned on by this you're a fucking faggot. I want to go to UK just to have it.

>>5713297
Fatty

>>5710760
I'm a die hard loyalist but I was seriously tempted by independence after reading this post

...so scotland's national dish will be a sample platter from any pizza joint?

>>5713427

>>5712704
>Support of Munch Box ratio: 3:1

STILL BTFO

>>5712845
At least we don't spend our time on this earth being cunts

I mean we do do that actually but we're cool as fuck while doing it, unlike the rest.

>>5713662
>this is what scatts actually believe

>>5713708
jesus that looks amazing

>>5710760
How many of those would a typical Scot eat per meal?

ocd

>>5713708

>guy in the back drinking irn-bru

muh nigga

>>5714068
plastic bottle tho

>>5713708
Jesus christ you live like a fucking hobo. Is that a fucking frying pan on the floor? Not to talk about the fucking litter...

>>5710760
Needs to be in fucking America.

>>5714787
Out of all the culinary masterpieces and legendary food i've heard of outside the US, the giant munchy box remains the one thing thats ever made me jelly.

>>5710760
Disgusting.. totally

>>5711706
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Tahou_Hots#Garbage_Plate

>>5714042
is the sauce on the left called samurai sauce?

I think it speaks volumes about americans when so many of them post saying they "wish they could get it in their country".

>>5710915
that gandalf motherfucker at 2:55 is just wonderful. also op's post looks like I'd love the heart attack it'd give me.

>>5710915
>Londoner that's never ventured up to Scotland
Jesus, it's not that far.

>>5714042
Is that a fried penis on the lower right?

>>5715950
>implying eurotrash don't love eating dicks

>>5715950
no, this is.

that looks like some midwest US friedgore

Scotland is one of the few countries that I would like to visit. If I do, it will be in August of the year so I can see the Royal Edinburgh Military Tatto.

wtf are those rings, 2. what is that...just plain old sandwich beef? do you just eat it with your hands?

>>5715565
...no
generally called pakora sauce

>>5714068
>not drinking it out of a glass bottle

irredeemable faggot

Would devour while drunk
Not very appetizing however

>>5716953
thought you said fridgecore, sounds better imho

you think they would put aluminum foil or wax paper on the bottom

>>5710915
She needs like eight sandwiches. Those legs look like they're gonna break

>>5711706
You don't get out much, do you?

>>5719067
shush, fatass

>>5719094
>6', 152 here

She's got an eating disorder or an intestinal parasite, there's nothing you can do to normalize her situation

>>5710915
I've never been to Scotland and I had a grin from ear to ear the whole time

>>5712815
haha, they put what they we could hear, and not what they meant.

>>5718885
>2013+1
>not knowing about doner kebab

>>5712836
Watch the Munchies Guide to Scotland
>http://munchies.vice.com/en/

>>5719195
why's it called that what did they donate

>>5719205
Not donor. Doner.

>>5719205
it keeps getting worse

>>5714737
>people in pic clearly having a social gathering or party hence the mess
>you don't know what its like to have your best friends over at your house getting drunk and food
>forever alone, you are

>>5719205
An elephant leg

>>5719205
Fuckin home run chipperson

>>5710760
I would eat lots of that.

Also props for having those kinds of chips instead of the shitty chip chop kind.

Am I the only one in Britain who doesn't like them?

>>5719248
What kind of chips do chippies have then? Those look like good, ordinary chips to me.

>>5719252
The chips in OP's pic look like nice kebab shop chips.

>>5715977
Chippie chips are thicker like in this pic. They taste different.

>>5719252
whats that?

>>5719247
yeah i fuckin know

Love a british takeaway thread

>>5719295

>>5710760
Enjoy your heart attack.

>>5719297
that landfill has to taste better than it looks

>>5710760
I see your munch box, and raise you a garbage plate pizza.

This isn't fair. I'm an American. Why don't I get a Munch Box? The world doesn't make sense to me anymore... I have to go to taco bell and rethink some things...

>>5719422
Get a cheesey gordita crunch, with a pintos and cheese on the side to spoon into your gordita crunch after compressing contents of which, and ask for extra gordita crunch sauce this is win

>>5719426
I'm honestly going to go do that now. It started as a joke but now its going to happen. I'm an awful person.

>>5713708
i've got the shits just looking at this

>>5712760
10/10 made me laugh like a maniac

bonus points for the camping fork

No mock chop, no red or white pudding, no Lorne sausage. What kinda shite is that for the national dish

>>5719433
Oh, I was not joking anon. Do it, do it and love it. I started doing that just to make regular tacos more interesting, but then I started doing it with the gordita crunch as well.

>>5719205
double guns co/ck suckah

>>5719407
Is that MUSTARD?!

This thread is disgusting and glorious at the same time

>>5712760
Fuckin' Rose?
At least get beer.

>>5719942

it's buckfast, ya mad coont

>>5719205

>what, did they donate or sumptin?

USA here, also super jealous. The places I can even find doner meat (gyro places) normally don't even serve fries (wtf). To get something like this I'd literally have to trek out to this one Mexican fast food joint that does gyros and try to convince them to give me a shitload of gyro meat over fries, and then go somewhere else and get wings + sauce.

Gonna try to make you jealous back though. Here's a pic of my guiltiest pleasure around town, Grinder's pizza w/chili cheese tots in the center. Fucking amazing. guy fieri approved.

>>5720040
Chicago here
I don't think I've been to a gyro place that didn't serve fries.

>>5720047
Nearly all of the places I've been (save that one Mexican place that doesn't give a shit) served gyros are trying too hard to be "authentic" Greek or Middle-eastern food to serve fries

>>5710760
it's a good idea
but it isn't worth much if all the food is shit tier
no matter how much food there is, if you wouldn't buy it separately, together it isn't better
just cheaper

>>5720040

Also Chicago here
Never heard of a gyro place without fries. What else would you eat with gyros? Hell, one place I went to let you order fries as a topping on the gyros, no charge. Called it "Greek Style", even though that makes no sense. Oh well, let me get about half an order of fries with my gyro for free.

The place down the street has a gyro platter which is the closest I have to muchy-boxes. ~10 bucks for a week's supply of gyro meat, full order of fries, 2 pitas (though I order an extra, for like a buck more) and all the fixin's. Great deal, but I'd still like to have all the chicken and other fried stuff from the munchyboxes too.
Close enough, though.

>>5711706
nachos my man
was invented in texas

>>5720217
Chicago here as well.

Let me tell you, the best place for gyro's is right on the border in Munster, Indiana. Munster Gyro has the best gyros I've ever had, hands down. Prices aren't bad either. My only gripe are the obviously from-a-bag fries.

>>5720241

Wow, that's real nearby. South Suburbs here. Athens Gyros is where I get mine, they've got a few places in the area. Also Perros Bros, which is technically a gyros place, though I get their burgers.

Living just outside The War-Zone means I get to take advantage of great, greasy, cheap food nearby.

Mmmmm

The SECOND we get the munchie box brought to the US it will be my go-to dinner every night

I fucking love doner, but all the mint and cucumber puts me off.

>>5720285
They ask you if you want salad with it or not

>>5720254
What's the bright red battered stuff?

>>5710760
>if we gain independence

I don't give a shit about Scotland or the U.K but that made me laugh

>>5720440
that's just racist m8

>>5710915
ah yes buckfast wine

that shit got me raped by a girl once

>>5721734
uwotm8?
cheersmatewotsthisnonsense?
bitlikecancerinnit?innit?

>>5710760
> national dish if we gain independence

What's your national dish now? Or are you implying you're not allowed a national dish just because you're not independent?

>>5720372
Chicken Pakora

>>5710760

>>5710915
>those comments

It's everything I imagined the bongs to speak like, holy shit.

>>5722606

chips, cheese and gravy is better m8

A big korma pizza shits on a munchy box any day.

>>5724951

chips cheese and curry sauce is best

>>5725637
Enjoyed some sweet potato fries with feta and curry. They were divine

>>5710915

I can feel this Buckfast guy. I don't measure shit either, just pour shit in. We're kindred spirits.

Why are they subtitled? Who the fuck can't understand this?

>>5710767
IMBRESSED!

>>5710767
I have always wanted to visit Scotland at some point. The thought of getting one of these when drunk, sitting on the gutter by the side of the road and digging in sounds so fucking amazing that I may base and entire holiday off this idea.

>>5710760
>>5710767
I'm a calorie counting faggot too, but this is irresistible and looks like the best drunk combination ever made. Certainly one ups kebabs and toasted sandwiches.

>>5710760
Disgusting.

>>5710760
>it's a cardboard box filled with junk food
>it is the pride of Scotland and it will become our national dish

That's really, really sad. The Scots produced the finest whiskies in the world, realist philosophy, some of the greatest Enlightenment thinkers, the Presbyterian church, some of the best works of literature in the English language, the basis for modern capitalism, penicillin, and a whole host of other contributions to modern civilization, and all your dumb face can think of is a pile of fried shit in a brown cardboard box.

You are the reason the Britain is the biggest laughingstock of the world. Nice fucking empire you lot lost because you couldn't find your scrotum with your own swinging dick.

>>5710760
Vile, like any other fastfood junk.

>>5727618
literally no other Scottish person apart from dudebros and alcoholics eat this shit.

it's a student thing, most of the people eating it won't even be from Scotland.

The Scottish national dish will always be haggis neeps and tatties/mince and tatties.

this is the equivalent of people saying McDonald's is the US national dish

>>5719221
>party
>wearing fucking sweatpants
Fucking bums
Also it's just not a mess, it's DIRT on the floor.

>>5727636
McDonalds sounds pretty Scottish

>>5715977
>pictured: national dish of Sweden

>>5729541
lol thats funny because sweden is filled with cuckolds and BBC craving whores!

>>5710760
>>5710767
>>5713708
>>5714042
is there any particular method to eating this or do you just randomly stab at it with a fork and eat whatever gets stuck on the prongs?

>>5719407
that actually looks good...

>>5710915
Fukkin ell m8.

eh fuckin love Buckfast thats why ahm a maniac"

fucking gold

>>5719407
that would be better without the mayo macaroni.

this is a lovely thread

>>5729575
macaroni salad makes an excellent food topping when you are drunk and stoned as fuck.

Does anyone know where I can get a munch box in LA?

>>5719068
Tell us then, if you are so knowing.

>>5710760
What are those fried bits?

>>5720232
Nachos is just a thing.
A munchbox is a bunch of things.

You know, nachos wouldn't be a bad option for a munchbox. I'm sure if the munchbox ever got mainstream in the USA, the southern states would get a lot of that at the very least. Maybe even whole mexican/spanish themed munchboxes.

>>5730089
>spanish
lol
Mexican food isn't Spanish food because they speak the same language

>>5710760
as a red & blue blooded american, that looks fucking disgusting

it's just a bunch of shit tier fried food put into a cardboard box (which means it will get all soggy) by some dude who's probably a muslim

>>5719067
She's a former model, probably anorexic.

>>5710915
>3:06
>"I-i just love steak pies"

I can tell

>>5710760
Man, we need that in Oz.

>>5730214
This.
Pizza, kebabs and various other greasy food places are always making a killing in Perth on a weekend, munchie boxes would do perfectly well too

>>5719247
>>5719474
>>5719998
Fuck you guys, have some thumbs.
RAMOOOONEEE

>>5730111
I meant hispanic. Excuse the technicality.

>>5727618
>>You are the reason the Britain is the biggest laughingstock of the world.

No, the Jewish bankers and puppeteers of the British politicians are the reason why everybody laughs at GB's fascist total control state, disarmed citizens, lack of rights and freedom and mass-immigration of muslim terrorists and uneducated criminal africans.

>>5730818
>technicality
Sometimes I doubt if Americans actually know what Spain and Spanish people are.

>this thread

Oh fuck, now I want to stop at the kebab shop after work.

>>5731156
If not technicality, then semantics. Excuse me for not being picky about my words, your touchy-ness.

You understand what actually I meant now, either way.

>>5712799
Well the way I see it, each country has a national dish and a national fast food dish. For instance, here in Greece we jokingly say that our national dish is bean soup (fasolada) but our national fast food is definitely gyros.

>>5731156
oh dont worry, we have to learn way too much about your insignificant country because people still believe you were the first to colonize our country

>>5733012
>trying this hard

>>5730159
I think you're the first American to dislike it

(Stop lying to yourself fatty)

why do the fries look so shitty in every picture? like someone baked frozen ones

>>5710760
Both and that's why I want some.

Doner and chicken kebab pizza

Mjs pizza, footscray, melbourne

>>5737766
holy shit that looks good