/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5691051
>At nice steakhouse for dad's birthday
>Trashy, dipshit basic-bitch sister is present
>Won't stop loudly exclaiming the same joke about Applebees being "Redneck Fine Dining"

I don't think Applebees is fancy or high quality, but damn it it's still tasty. Their fries are god tier, and my sister is white trash.

I hate myself for enjoying McD's

Chili makes everything look like shit

>>5691060
Were you actually at Applebees or a different restaurant? I don't follow why it pissed you off so much.

>>5691075
At a different restaurant, a very nice one. I got pissed because she's a dumb bitch and I'm a brooding sperglord.

>>5691060

>and my sister is white trash.

>>5691063
i had some nuggets for lunch once and didnt get the sauces

when i tried eating one that was fused with another the meat in between was an extremely unnatural looking bleached white

I don't have a picture of it but:

Cook bacon
Cook bowtie noodles
Mix bacon and bowtie noodles with miracle whip

If you feel fancy add like, some tomato or some shit.

It's fucking delicious

>>5691048
Any braised shoulder cut from any animal

>>5691552
That looks pretty good to be honest.

>>5691552
fucking britbongs

>>5691561
The guy in the pic is American. Someone posted a link to his blog last wk where he runs for hours each day (marathon training I think) then finishes with a kebab + review

>>5691543
what the hell is that

Meatballs in curry / Kodboller i karri

>>5691564
THe picture in question was taken in the UK. I recognise the fucking bins.

>>5691578
>>5691578
Hnnng

Guess

>>5691581
>tripe
>tasting great

>>5691048

>>5691581
I know what this is but I can't remember the name. It's like stomach lining or something.

>>5691613
it's good if cooked right

>>5691048
Ok, I've been wondering this for ages. Is there a particular name for this kind of chili? Where everything is basically a single consistency, and not chunks of tomato, chunks of meat, etc.? The kind you get on chili dogs from Weinerschnitzel or at restaurants like Denny's.

>>5691621
there exists no ingredient that statement is not true for

>>5691573
jjajangmyun, a completely based korean black bean/pork sauce on noodles

>>5691543
>>5691552
>>5691568
>>5691578
>>5691616
Did you fags not read the OP?
>Foods that look awful
These all look delicious as hell.

>>5691655
I posted the mapo tofu (one of my favorites) because some of my non-chinese friends were like "eww that looks gross!"

I proceeded to eat it in front of them going "oh yeahh, oh yeeeaaaahhhhh"

>>5691675
You need to get better friends.

>>5691048
>Foods that look awful but taste great
Pretty much any curry ever. I fucking love curry, in all it's forms, but it's not the most attractive food.

>>5691629
Meat sauce? Rhode Islander here, that's what we call the not-quite-chili that goes on an RI-style hot dog (hot wiener, because it sounded less gay when the term started)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_wiener

>>5691592
cous cous

>>5691655
>These all look delicious as hell.

No. No they do not.

>>5691581
pozole>abondigas>any other soup>menudo

>>5691049
>Donner Family Picnic

>>5691780
>pozole
My nigga

>>5691063
http://youtu.be/NddZ5ftQb0Q

Do you hate yourself more now?

>>5691060
Reminds me of a guy in my foreign exchange class in germany who kept making "US sucks" jokes left and right.
Like it would give him some sort of credibility

>>5691636
I was about to say my shit but I'm sure somebody could get that tasting alright

>>5691764
Nope. Think dessert.

>>5692252
Some kind of crumble or cobbler pie topping

>>5691048

>>5692319
Oh god getting fried cockles and vinegar on your chips at the seaside.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>5691543
dude, that looks great.

>>5691629
Shit chili is what it's called. Needs beans and onions and stuff. Not even baiting.

pork tongue in hot sauce.

Welcome to Utah, motherfuckers.

>>5691048

>>5692851
what wrong with it?
plate it right, and people will think it is a michelin star dish

>>5691552
Mah nigga! You at Gloucester Green in Oxford?

>>5692901

Well, I guess it looks awful if you don't like seafood.

>>5692901

Nothing about that looks awful.

Calamari is one of those foods, especially with lemon/marinara, that screams "appetizing."

>>5692928
We both know there are much better ways to make eel.

>>5692944

Eh, I can understand people being put off by the tentacles.
Even if they are crispy and delicious.

>>5692929
I love seafood, especially selfish, it's just when calamari isn't fully covered in batter and you can see the tentacles, it looks repulsive, at least to me.

>>5692949
yep

This is absolute shit right here

Can't believe no ones posted this yet... Fucking delicious.

>>5692978

Duuude motherfucking pie mash n licker. And eels. Heaven and hell on one plate.

>>5691048
2gud

that doesn't look quite that appealing, or perhaps it's just me

>>5693685
Biscuits and sausage gravy are fucking food perfection.
Damn do I want some now

>>5693685
>buttery, flaky, rich biscuit
>spicy maple sausage crumbled in thin gravy with lots of black pepper

Aww yiss my niqqa

>>5693730
Oh god. That looks really fucking good

>>5693685
What's the actual name for this?
My family always called it shit on a shingle

>>5694688
creamed chipped beef on toast

>>5694688
Biscuits and gravy.

>>5694421
>flaky
>rich
>maple
You must have super vision to be able to discern that from that shitty thumbnail.

slime dogs

French dipped sandwich doesn't look that bad, but if you get a lot of the dip as you should, it starts to look pretty funky

>>5691060
I don't know if it varies on location, but the ones I've eaten at in Southern California have always had super bland, awful food. Fresh out of the freezer type stuff.

>>5691048
I've never had it but I bet it's good

>>5691048
It that a stick of butter in there?

Garbage plates.... havent been to Rochester in ages so Ive had to settle for home made but god I would near kill for one from Jimmy Z's.

>>5695125
"garbage plate" from franks diner in sconnie, was on ddd

>>5691592
Crumble

>>5695119
Its this neat stuff called cheese you fucking moron. Ever heard of a chili cheese dog? Where the fuck have you been?

>>5695054

Uh, waiter someone took a shit on my hotdogs.

There was a thing that was really popular at one of the black gas stations out here called a slinger. It was biscuits and gravy + hashbrowns + some chilli and nacho cheese with a chicken leg hidden in there somewhere. Wish I would've got a pic of one before the place shut down.

>>5695802
it's not even melted you fucking pleb what the fuck are you doing?

>>5691048

>>5695626
I have been there and have had it. Franks is a good place. Have some family in Wisconsin.

Split pea soup is one of my favorite things in the world. But goddammit does it look like vomit.

Offals

in before whiteys with sensitive palates disagreeing

>>5696163
in after someone who feels inferior attempts to feel superior

>>5696163
>brownfag too poor to buy real food and resorts to eating garbage that people throw away confirmed

>>5696163
i just cant get over the grassy taste

>>5696171

which offals taste like grass exactly

>>5696167

only idiots like yourself throw it away, smart people eat it or sell it to people with good taste

>>5691636
semen

>>5696488
looks fine

>>5696184
>smart people with good taste
>eating any part of an animal that isn't muscle
Pick one and only one, brownie

>>5696538
extra crispy

>>5696532
would you class tongue as offal?

>>5695054
I would fucking destroy those and three more, and the fries and two glasses of rootbeer or birch beer or whatever the hell is contained in that glass.

>>5695802
>>5691048
I hespect the chili.
Get some shredded cheese next time.
Also, chopped raw onion and yellow mustard beneath the chili, with shredded cheese on top.
Imma cum in ma pants just thinking about it.

silly anon, its the other way around

>>5696538
I would stick my tongue in that ass.

>>5691048
ure moms pussy lmao

My contribution.

>>Hi, welcome to Louie's Texas Red Hots
>>What can I get for you, hon?

>>5695054
>5 Texas Red Hots w/onion, mustard, sauce, and cheese
>Onion Rings AND French Fries w/cheese
>Root Beer
>Slice of pie a la mode
Please.

I'd probably puke at the table, but I think I would just every moment up until puking.

>>5691543

>>5691753
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_wiener

>>5696163
I've not had much offal. I've had chicken liver, beef tripe, cow tongue, and veal kidneys. I've always wanted to try brains of some sort but my local supermarket never has them and I don't know how to find a butcher.

>>5691048

>>5691549
Know exactly what you mean. Made a pork shoulder in the slow cooker the other day. Damn that shit just looked pale and slimy and unappetizing until I shredded it and sauced it.

>>5696669
Is that Chapaghetti?

>>5691581
This makes me uncomfortable for some reason

>>5696761
love love love
zungenwurst
blutwurst
boudin noir
black sausage
any of dat shit

>>5691753
>>5696726
From the wikipedia article--The Hot Wiener is also known as a gagger.

Rhode Island confirmed for OP's home and gayer than the Fire Islands and San Fran could ever hope to be.

That is some Van Darkholme kink tier shit lol

>>5692883
My mom's coworker used to make that for picnics and potlucks. She weighed 400 pounds.

>>5692901
I know people who hate most seafood who can somehow love the shit out of calamari. Not that it looks all that gross to begin with.

Pic related is my contribution.
Though I personally prefer to soak the liver in some milk for a few hours, lightly roll it in seasoned flour, and then fry it in some bacon grease/buttah along with caramelized onions.
Top it with some bacon bits, and eat it with some mashed taters and gravy.
It's so damn tasty and filling, not to mention cheap.

>>5695125
>>5695626
These garbage plates look great compared to what people normally get served, btw-

>>5696532
>not eating brain, eyeballs, or bone marrow
kill yourself you uncultured ingrate

>>5696832
Your mum gagged on my hot wiener

>>5691629
Pebre?

>>5691964
But US sucks anyways

>>5694365
Looks like shit but beans and meat are one of my favorite combinations

>>5691513
what fucking color do you think chicken is

>>5696469
that's only because semen is best served fresh

you haven't lived until you've ejaculated directly into your mouth and swallowed

just kidding it tastes awful

>>5697370

I used to enjoy it as a kid. Cant even look at it now though.

>>5697361
I agree, semen is great when it's straight from the tap but like licking it off someone/something is disgusting, it goes all cold and slimey almost instantly.

>>5698514
that looks like, literally, the most delicious thing ever created

>>5696787
yeah. chapagetti is the ramen version of the picture i quoted

Well, depends if fish heads put you off or not.

>>5698901
it's pork though...

>>5698983
How do you eat whole fish?
I've never actually had one although a friend of mine got something from a Korean place once and we just stared at this whole, baked fish that came as a side

>>5698989
Eat it with your hands, if it feels meaty enough grab a chunk, the heads even have a decent bit of meat on it.
I got into it from living with poor southeast asians, they'd buy whole fish and throw em on the grill and we'd dig in to any fleshy bits.
It's not glamorous by any means, but you can eat almost any part of an animal and still have it taste good if cooked well

>>5692901

ewwww, tomato sauce for dipping? gimme dat tartar

>>5696163

>whiteys

nigga whites love offal what the fuck are you talking about

>>5691616

Holy shit that looks absolutely amazing.

>>5698984

funnily enough, no it isn't. nor is it braised. who the fuck named that image?

>>5698989

pick the meat out with your fork, it ain't hard.

>>5696817

This with some apple sauce.

>>5691048

This glorious stuff.

>>5699119
educate me, is that some kind of meat with beetroot?

>>5691543

Is that jjajangmyeon?

>>5698999

Wiife's family usually picks at one side with chopsticks until most of the meat is gone, than grab the bones and lift it off and finish the other side meat that's left. Pretty easy.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>>5697356
Chicken actually takes on the color of what it's eating, it get that slight off yellow hue from sunflower seeds

>>5691048
Scrapple

>>5699119
please for the love of god tell me they are not those god awful frozen square sausages

>>5697370
>>5697433
How does it taste?

>>5700140
why does cancer taste so good?

>>5697455
God, I love licking cum off of people afterwards you have no idea

>>5699936
>>5700209
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkenbrij

>>5696794
It taste greats.

>>5700194
But it doesn't look awful, anon. It tastes great as well.

>>5691552
>>5691568
>>5695118
>>5695125
Why do all fries in bongland look the same? They look like something out of one of those shitty TV dinners.

>>5691629
In the grocery store some brands call it "hot dog chili"

>>5691585
Doesn't stop the guy in the pic being american though does it numbnuts.

Oxtail. It actually doesn't look that gross once it's cooked, but the thought of eating segments of an ox's tail is off-putting to many of my friends.

>>5691524
>bowtie noodles
Farfalle, kikelord. Shit means butterfly in Italian, because that's what it's meant to look like. Also, it's pasta, not noodles.

>>5700461

no, but the food is british, you bellend.

>>5700724
>kebab
>british

>>5700733
it is, just like how curry is british

>>5700206
Scrapple doesn't look that bad. However, what it's made from is god awful.

>>5700733

it's a british kebab.

Literally tried this today after years of not touching the shit
It's amazing

>>5700950
I actually can't imagine what that consists of, so I'm intrigued.

and it only took 3 seconds to google so now I just want to try it, I've never seen that stuff before

>>5700230
taste like chicken

>>5700950
you literally ate it?
OMG!

>>5692465
Needs beans, top kek.

>>5701671
>implying you've eaten this

stouffers' diner for breakfast,

>>5701809
>that hair
>that sink

lel

oyster stew. really easy. canned oysters, milk and butter. crackers. ease off on the salt and pepper. you are probably eating this 'cause you had wisdom teeth "we moved"(2012 and they still had to virtiually chisel out one of the three. closely related mushrooms, the gill parts,.orfish slaughtering hogs. could do that all day and not even that much food related nuts, fiddle head ferns nuutalice.I can it but setts my teeth (the few i have left) on edge sorry hard to describe. I worked in mines and fairly high steel , don't want to do it again and flying don't bother me. and thats a damn lie. Flying does not bother me but heights do. also that weird thing in the inside o a chicken thigh. weird but true. high anxiety. those late to the table will not get friit cup. we are all weird,I guess. except me.

>>5699052
>>5698984
>>5698901
>>5698514
I would say that prime rib is my favorite cut. man, that sounds great.

>>5701749
people with any good sense of taste enjoy beans

>>5701830
are oysters that expensive where you are that you can't get them fresh? I mean I guess you could be in a non coastal state or in a land locked country, but they are pretty cheap here.
I made some fresh claim chowder a few weeks ago. When I visited my mom (bay area, so I can get fresh seafood) When I was boiling the claims my mom was like omg you are killing them. Man that shit was tasty. I used the "cooking with dog recipe" I even used the cabbage. It was pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5MVNE-ePU
>>5701837
I'm not sure if you are trolling or if you really don't know that those lines are drawn so far that It doesn't make any sense to be like no brah beans only. I'm in the no beans camp personally.

>>5695922
sloppy joes are god tier lazy food

>>5696494
mmm i sure do love putting big, juicy faggots in my mouth

>>5701842
>no brah beans only.
no-one suggested that
they are good to eat
you are a child if you think they have no place in chili, unless you are Texan

>>5698984
i smell a muslim

>>5701809
probably the saddest picture i've ever seen

>>5701872
>people with any good sense of taste enjoy beans
But based on the previous post, it's not good to eat if you have taste, the bean chili would be "superior".
Unless you are so passive aggressive that you don't want to say that good chili should have beans in it.

>>5691055
>>5699158

I have completely no idea w-what they are.
Traditional food?
What kind of taste do they?

>>5696571
My fucking nigger. Do you go to goetta fest in ohio? My dick gets hard just thinking about it.

>>5700443
its called socialism m8

>>5692002
YUM

>>5700443
>>5704306
They're pretty tasty imo, especially with malt vinegar

>>5700413
Foie is heaven.

>>5704245
I have been once before, and had a blast.

I love goetta.

>>5700923
What, you don't like pork?

>>5699119
That looks so delicious.

>>5694688
i think that is biscuits and sausage gravy, whereas SOS is dried beef in gravy on toasted white bread.
>source: i ate SOS every weekend as a child.

>>5693685
People are not getting the concept of the thread. YES this looks like straight puke, BUT it is amazing.

>>5691629
anytime I leave texas for extended periods of time I always make sure to bring some cans of wolf brand with me,

most places up north I have been too only have fucking hormel and that shit is diarrhea tier

>>5691847
I'm not gonna eat it once it's been in acid anyways.

>>5694688
>shit on a shingle
HAHAHAH

>>5707199
>/ck/ cooks

>>5691780
You talkin shit about menudo home boy?

>>5701671

>>5691552
Dont get much off the good old kekab at the place you go. Also , the chili will leabe your anus ruined. Go for the garlic.

>>5700206
Goetta master race reporting in.

>>5692901
No tzaziki?

>>5696549

calm down

its only a picture!

>>5692883

Funeral potatoes only look bad in that they remind you of everyone you've ever loved that's dead. Otherwise they look golden brown and delicious.

>>5711045
Everything tastes better at funerals

>>5701671
post the album faggot

>mfw i thought the cake image had a watermark, not the actual fucking cake
kek

>>5691651
You are a fucking moron, it's a Chinese cuisine.

>>5692319
Bastard! Llanelli boy living in Aus. Down to my last tin of laverbread but at least I can get Parsons' Cocles.

fucking linseneintopf. i managed to make one a while ago that was just a grey mass. tasted like heaven, looked like absolute poovomit.

>>5715772
cockles*

>>5713778

Here you go.

>>5696794
Google Trypophobia. Notice how this is called "tripe".

>>5696571
>Patty form... crunching away half the taste.
>Not superior mash and mix form

Goetta fest was great this year, but only hit it up one night instead of all 3 like usual.

>There are people out there right now who don't know about goetta, and many that havent tasted it...
Sad day.

>>5716210
what the fuck is this lmao

How about my meatloaf guys. It looks so good, huh?

>>5716210
the watermark omg

>>5716523
recipe pls

>>5710988
that looks delicious

>>5695837
If your movements look like that, you should maybe not be *eating* hot dogs.

>>5716523
Oh fuck, dude. That looks like something that got run over.

>>5695989
I find it more unappetizing in that it looks like really watered down curry.

>>5700230
Like a hard boiled egg in some good and honest broth. Except for the fetus tastes like shit is shit gag on it like u gag on dicks m8

>>5700499
Fucking great for stews.

>>5707208
I can't handle that much seafood. Never been a fan of crab or those snail things but damn do I know my eyes are deceiving my taste buds.

>>5691552
are you serious? that looks good. In a trashy fast food way but good

>>5691592
cauliflower

>>5691581
>>5691613
>>5691621

you niggers need to try this

http://www.spanish-food.org/meat-stews-callos-a-la-madrilena.html

>>5692970
what a fag

>>5700776
the kebab we know as fast food in europe was invented in germany by turkish inmigrants, so hush.

>>5691568
This only looks nasty because it looks like someones cum drizzled over it

>>5718979
Aw yeah. Motherfucking pork scratchings.

>>5707208
Seriously, what the actual fuck is that bright indigo shit? There's no food that colour... o.o

>>5691048

No offence, but that looks like a used Sanitary Napkin...

>>5691063
I hate myself even more after I get hungry after a mcd 'meal'.