/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5712267
>tfw my roommates keep cleaning up after me even though I very well planned to clean it up myself, just not ASAP after I'm done eating

Little do they know they are basically making it worse because now I know they will clean it even though I will gladly do it myself

>>5712275
and they secretly resent you for it

>>5712267
>mfw my boyfriends clean the dishes and kitchen for me in exchange for me cooking food every day,

which im ok with because they suck at cooking

>tfw messy kitchen
>tfw messy house
>tfw never doing anything about it

>>5712312
>They.
Le free liberated woman.

>>5712312
>boyfriends

why? what's so hard about dating one person?

>>5712369
You cannot ask this as a question as the response of why shouldn't I or two is better than one. You were better off with my attack vector of
> They
Then Implying she was/is a slut/whore. Your method is going to put you on the defensive.

>>5712368
>>5712369
>>5712373

im not a grill im a male

>>5712379
Fine.
> They
Being a buttslut. Get some self respect you whore.
And go find jesus, if you are in America I'd start at home depot

>>5712284
>secretly
openly, it's just a matter of time

>>5712373
i didn't imply anything

i just wanted to know why

The queer gets to keep his thread and they delete the 5 guys one. Wooooooooow

I have a friend, his birthday was last month. He asked me to make pizzas for his party which was no problem by itself, but his kitchen was nearly a disaster. Him and his wife "cook" but never do the dishes. I got there early and made her help me clean fucking everything, kicked her out while I prepped everything and then made her wash everything I used at the end of the night so we could wake up to a clean kitchen.

Fucking women. God I wish they would do something right besides look ridiculously sexy.

>>5712384
Mmm. Dat Tifa Cloghart tho.

Housewife here! We have two kitchens in our home. I keep them both sparkling clean.

>>5712727

>IMMA grill please warship my vajayjay

>>5712745
be nice to our resident bored housewives

>>5712267
>tfw my kitchen is so old it looks dirty even after I give it a thorough cleaning

Damnit I wish I had the money to remodel it right now.

>>5712397
>5 guys

that sounds pretty queer to me

>>5712397
5 guys sucks

tfw op probably cant keep a room looking even mildly presentable without mommys help

I do some cleaning in the kitchen while meals are simmering.

Does /ck/ have some lyfe haxx to make cleaning easier/faster/avoid mess in the first place?

>>5712757
>tfw permanently discoloured white kitchen furniture

never buy white furni for the long term, /ck/

>>5712727
and you cook in the kitchen or just reheat microwave food?

btw: i heart about a woman who never clean plates.. She always buy plastic plates and forks and throw it away after dinner..

it´s common in USA?

>>5712267
I always keep my cooking area clean. My room is a fucking disaster, but thanks to working in food prep when I was younger, I can't stand a full sink.

I'm literally waiting for my first dishwasher to be delivered. I'm giddy. Bosch something or other.

parents never had one either.

>>5712793
Cover everything in newspaper like a freak.

>>5712793
Stop living.

I'm 20 and I live with 3 other roommates in a large apartment. Noone likes a braggard, but I'm a good cook. My roommates are good guys, but all are the guido-like gym meathead alpha males and are completely incompetent at cooking. They could probably boil pasta and sausages and even then probably overcook or undercook them. So extremely incompetent, that we not only struck down a deal that I cook, they clean up, but actually they buy all the food, I cook it and they clean up. I haven't spent a cent on homemade food for almost a year now. I'm happy and they're happy.

>>5712757
pretty much this

I used to be able to keep the kitchen area of my old 1-bed spotless pretty much all the time cause it was just far better laid out, had a nice white minimalistic style and was built far more recently than my current one which is nearly 40yo at this stage, shoddy as fuck with a drab green color that conflicts with everything else in the area, and doesn't even have drawers

we do keep the place clean in terms of stains and dishes etc, but my brother nonetheless just throws all his random shit on the counter (coffee, spices, bread etc) giving it a constant messy look

this crappy appearance demotivates me an awful, and its a rented house so its not like I can just go fucking around with it

>>5712724
I have a fucking friend who lives like this.

>Not cleaning your kitchen after every time you cook something

Are you a pig?

>>5712793

To clean a dirty microwave, cut a lemon in half, and put it in a microwave safe bowl of water. Put it in the microwave on high for 2 minutes. That should loosen up anything that is caked to the inside. If it is still caked, microwave for 2 more minutes.

>>5713508
Is he really your friend?

>>5712267
>that melted plastic container of whatever from rite aid
>that black mess of strands where the corner of the cabinetry is gone wtf is that?
that person has either cleaned up clutter in there at some point and just never cleaned any of the surfaces, or they spewed shit all over before leaving just to spite the landlord

>>5713551
don't do this, it makes mustard gas

>rent a room at a nice house
>the landlord is super nice and doesn't give a fuck about what you do as long as you treat them with respect
>the kitchen is always a fucking mess
>always gotta clean up the kitchen in order to use it
>has a nice dish washer but clearly doesn't scrub pots/pans so every cooking item is still fucking dirty

Goddammit, you live in a nice house and you squander it. Probably would've been the nicest kitchen ever if they kept it clean.

>>5713703

this picture is farmiliar to me

>>5713703
Get out of the sink mouse. You don't even know how to cook, you're a mouse.

>>5713820

>>5713827
LOL

>>5713703

get out of my sink rat

>>5713820
what kind of cooking are you doing in the sink?

>>5714176
Bitches don't know about my frozen hotdogs.

>>5713644
>Lemon juice and h2o
Did I miss something in chemistry

>>5712267
>after
>not having a sink of hot soapy water and cleaning as you go

>>5714976
mustard gas class