/ck/ - Food & Cooking

She's faking it

She's not retarded. Plus no retard could get that far on masterchef. I thought so at first, but the stuff she says is totally fine and normal. Its the way she says it. Severe speech impediment maybe? Stroke? I don't care, I find it endearing. I think she's cute as fuck.

>>5684622
She has a visible tattoo on her damn neck. Of course she's mental.

Pretty sure it's an act. I've met a lot of girls who think acting "quirky" means acting like a high-functioning autistic and they talk just like her.

>tinabelcherfrombobsburgers.png

been seeing alot of posts about this ugly cunt lately

so shes on US masterchef

is there a video so i can see for myself and judge her level of autism

>>5684687

she actually does seem like a high functioning autistic, i don't know why you think it's an act.

>>5684622

She is clearly fucking retarded or at the least operating with diminished higher functioning skills. Don't you recall when she was talking about getting bullied in her childhood and they fucked her up so bad that she's never been right since. I'm guessing water boarding maybe just prolonged sensory derivation in a trashcan or locker...whatever it was she totally damaged goods,

autismfu

http://youtu.be/rDUpW0OJ7Ek

>>5685249

how can a human being be "damaged goods"?

>>5685283

when they throw you in the janitors locker and give you the good old broom stick to the bum and you come out talking like this bitch for the rest of your life.

>>5685292

no, still not getting what you're saying. humans aren't "goods"

>>5685299
>>5685283
autism

>>5685299

Dude, it's like when Andy gets cornered by the sisters in Shawshank and even though he puts up a good fight they have their way with his mangina anyway,.

>>5685299
It's an expression. Like "shit for brains." Or "not the sharpest tool in the shed." You aren't actually a tool in a shed, nor is your head filled with feces.

>>5685313
Thanks for the spoilers I was gonna watch this tonight.

>>5685299

It's a figure of speech bro. It's saying that the person has one or more defects that makes them undesirable. You wouldn't go buy a new TV with a scratch on the screen, right? That's a damaged good. Likewise you wouldn't want to date a person with some serious baggage. See the metaphor?

>>5685249
>I'm guessing water boarding

>>5685318

So.. a human being's worth lies in whether or not someone else deems them dateable? That doesn't make sense, either.

Shes just really autistic. I think she is cute in a dorky nerd way. Yall niggas rude as hell

>>5685327

Not that other fggt, but this has nothing to do with self worth or date-ability, I'm just saying her clock is coo-coo. Other than that, I would totally bang the shit out of her in like a hate rape kind of way just to hear her unacknowledged cries if pain and crackling screams for mercy.

>>5685327
>So.. a human being's worth lies in whether or not someone else deems them dateable?

I never said it did. I was explaining the phrase to you since you didn't seem to understand it.

"Damaged goods" = person has a problem. simple as that. I didn't say it was justified or that it made sense.

>>5685351
I understand that it's a stupid phrase that seems to only be used towards women, hatefully so, but as long as you're not justifying it and acknowledge that using it kinda makes you a prickhole then i'm done here.

>>5684622
wood berry

>>5685364
>Damaged goods detected

>>5685364
>to only be used towards women,

Where'd you get that idea? most of the people I hear using the phrase ARE women.

>>5685372
We seem to have two WILDLY different experiences then. I've never heard a woman use it. Not once.

>>5685364

get a load of this bitches damaged goods

>>5685382

Clearly, that because whores and your whore friends don't have any standards so why would it even matter.

>>5685382
So you have heard it and were just pretending to not understand it?

>>5685387
I wanted to understand the mentality behind someone who uses it, but obviously arguing off the bat wouldn't have helped me there.

>>5685364

le tumblr face

>>5685386
>he thinks i base my conclusions exclusively off my group of friends

>>5685397

>she thinks whoring is a respectable career choice.

>>5684687
Or maybe high functioning autists think they're being quirky. Maybe not everyone is out to get you

>>5685406
>he is grasping at straws and making random assumptions based on nothing in a desperate attempt to insult me for whatever reason

>>5685415

>classic whore deflection and defensive behavior

>>5685420
>he just keeps going

I have about five more minutes of idle time anon, i appreciate the amusement. What will you say next?

>>5685426

next client on his way?

>>5685432
But i'm not gay, anon.

>>5685426
Don't listen to him. Most of us here on /ck/ are really nice :3 Don't know what happened to make this jerk so irritable O_o


>>5685432
Don't scare her off you fucking sperg she's probably a better cook than you are

>>5685437

keep telling yourself that rentboy.

>>5685444
I'm a dude kek

I really need to be more productive than this, though. Internet bickering is tantalizing, but brain damaging.

Never watched the show but I just watched the youtube video of her, she does seem like her brain may be a bit fucked but she's cute as hell either way.
I would totally date her

>>5685444

Yes! what a bitchboi! How dare anon insult others by saying there "used goods" I bet he's a neckbeard to boot! =/

Anyways... I got more important matters to attend to so don't even think about replying to me you angry autists! ;)

>2014
>Not rooting for based Leslie

she seems to either be high fucking autismo or really anxious, even though they're like completely fucking opposites they can present similarly if you don't know someone well.

>>5685521

> high fucking

thanks brain. functioning.

>>5685521
Bust people with asperger's almost all deal with anxiety issues

It's a reality TV show, nothing there is real about it and that includes the personalities of the contestants. Half of those people are probably plants to make it more entertaining. The other half are hamming it up for the camera or are under the direction of the producers. If they don't want too then the producers just edit the footage and dub over lines to make that person look like the character they want them to be.

>>5685521
>>5685533

>>5684622

Nerdy and anxious. Why you niggers so mean?

>>5685536

weird, I've known a lot of high functioning autistics and they were the exact opposite

one of my friends' brothers is included in this, and he started randomly talking to some hot girl he'd never met before about wow in the lobby of our gym

I'm surprised she was so polite and just tolerated it

Geez, a shy, socially awkward, bullied person having trouble speaking in front of a bunch of people and cameras for a national TV show? Clearly she's retarded!

What a bunch of fucking assholes in this thread, every one of whom would piss their pants if any girl were to walk up to them and say hi.

>>5685565
I wouldn't care about talking to hot women. I'm gay, you heteronormative jerk. Take your anti-bullying finger and point to yourself, fuckface.

I don't know why people are so bad at recognizing anxiety

I guess because there are so many teenagers here but I thought /ck/ had more oldfags

>>5685564
I mean the really unself aware ones will just talk about things only they care about to complete strangers but they still can deal with anxiety issues. There are extroverted people with aspergers, but the majority are introverted and fear public interactions

https://twitter.com/MC5Ahran/status/497279593087107072

I'll just leave this here.

>>5685565
Not everyone on here is an /r9k/ faggot that is afraid of girls like you. Plenty of people on this site overall have girlfriends.

>>5685594
Ahran is just immature. She is not actually retarded and will grow up normal if she loses MC. She won't be some undateable autistic weirdo

>>5685594
>Asian girl is a cunt
>Also, weather at 11

>>5684622

This bitch's act is totally transparent. I can't even believe that you fggts didn't even notice how this crafty little cunt setup Tyler in so5e6 by switching out one of her clearly interior, unset Pavlovas with his just to save her fake retarded ass from getting the ax.

>>5685690

>>5685694

As someone who watches the show every week, and someone who knows a lot of autistic people, I can safely say she's autistic.
High functioning autistic, but autistic nonetheless.
Also, there might be something else too, but I'm not sure what.

>>5685719

what would you say the correlation between watching the show on a weekly basis and knowing a lot of autistic people, would be?

>all these feels

;_____________;

Ahran was a legitimately good cook. She even won a couple of challenges! I am sad to see her go.

>>5685950
Fuck you faggot

>>5685950
she was a terrible cooks. Also thanks for the spoiler asshole

>>5685719
I'm glad we have your expert opinion on the matter Anon. Looks like the need for clinical psychologists is wholly exaggerated given the number of people who watch tv and know people who behave like the people they see on tv.

I don't think she just has assburgers or autism or whatever.

Look at her hands during interviews and the way she holds her neck/spine. I think she genuinely has a mental disability, nothing detrimental but maybe some sort of brain damage since birth?

>>5686013

autism is a mental disability...

>>5685950

she was nuts but a good cook

>>5685719

I know lots of autismos, I literally work with them. She's not necessarily autistic, could just be weird or anxious person.

>>5685277
Does she have a really bad overbite?

Oh guys, she has a neurological disorder

https://twitter.com/MC5Jaimee/status/498977104198119426/photo/1

>>5685341
>she is cute in a dorky nerd way
This nigga gets it.

>>5685519
Where exactly is his accent from? I want to say New Jersey.

>>5686018
I meant one that has physical side-effects.

I guess >>5686057 clears it up anyways. She would tense/twitch her hands sometimes and during cooking you could see her having issues with things.

>>5686105
cali

>>5686121
A Californian accent sounds like that?

>>5686143
I think its just a nondescript rich white guy accent but yeah he is from cali

Ahran's fine ass was the only reason I watched the show, sigh...

>>5685950
She looked like she got hit in the face by a car.

>>5685364
Baitodesu.jpg

when she spoke she reminded me of this one woman I was helping at work, she was so pretty..and I think she had cerebral palsy because she was all floppy, her eyes kept moving around, she walked like an off balance drunk person, and yet I found her charming and got the strangest boner of my life

I just imagined how she flops around in bed

>>5686143

no, that's not a californian accent

I've lived in california my whole life and I also thought his accent had a little new jersey or brooklyn to it

>>5686098
>Wanting to date a retarded weirdo

Please get some pussy soon

Weekly reminder Christian will win.

>>5686610

Implying Raiden won't win

>>5686474
fuck off

RIP

seriously though, entire blue team should have been the top 5. can't believe it. poor leslie

>>5686619
i keked

>>5686648
Right? Perfect service while the red team got far behind. The fuck? Christian getting saved was bullshit, his turkey burger mix was way too soggy, and although it was seasoned right he got lucky.

>>5686648
boomer is a cook?

>>5685364

Buenas noches en tot ziens

>>5686655
No, that's Athena.

When they were doing introductions for the show, she said she had a nervous disposition and hopes to win Master Chef to regain her confidence and self-esteem.

She just stutters hard when stressed out, I guess. I get tongue-tied every now and then when I'm nervous.

>>5685314

"Damaged goods". She was raped.

You guys are retarded.

Here's your solution.

Think Leslie slipped Ahran the D?

>>5686935
No. The Silver Fox doesn't touch the asian persuasion.

>>5686942

Raiden fucks whoever he wants. He fucked graham too.


RIP Cutter next week, too.

>>5686057
>tfw i just realized mc5 stands for "master chef 5"
I thought she was just an MC5 fan. A little disappointed because thinking that made me lover even more.

>>5684676
>I think she's cute as fuck.
ugly white faggot detected

>>5684622
wife material

>>5687211
ugly white virgin faggot detected you mean.

>>5684622
Who is that?

>>5686259
>flops around in bed
Thanks for the laugh anon. Got any stories about her?

So who does everyone think will be top 3? And who are your personal top three (so not necessarily best chefs but you like their personalities)

Top 3 imo;
>Christian
>Courtney
>Elizabeth
I can see Christian or Courtney slipping up and a wildcard going through, but I believe Elizabeth is the strongest and most consistent in the competition.

Personal favourite 3;
>Daniel
>Victoria
>Francis L
I used to like Jaimee but she's been pissing me off. I want her to be more assertive. Daniel's got dat heart, Victoria seemed like a true bro and Francis was fun to watch.

>>5687497
Top 3;
>Leslie
>Courtney
>Elizabeth

Personal 3;
>Leslie
>Elizabeth
>Courtney

>>5687211
she is cute you faggot

>>5687613
White people have terrible vision

>>5687497
Top 3
>Christian
>Courtney
And you just fucking watch m8, I don't know how but he'll fucking do it the fucker
>Cutter

>>5687614
She's pretty cute but needs a better haircut.

>>5687636
Shes overly skinny, talks like a retard, is covered in tats, and here face is unattractive. Get some glasses

>>5684622
If you are male and talking about or watching this drivel then seek help.

>>5687616
Cutter is entertaining as fuck, he keeps pulling shit out of his ass and I love it.

>>5687638
>Shes overly skinny
wut.

>talks like a retard
Her medical condition affects her muscles and guess what the vocal cords are connected to?

>is covered in tats
And?

>and here face is unattractive
Your grammar is unattractive!

>Get some glasses
No.

>>5687688
retarded people have medical conditions, tats are ugly, a-cups are boring as hell, and you can't have sex with grammar.

>>5687688
she's a scrawny vegan-looking autistic degenerate with an ugly face

you don't really think she's attractive you just believe she's reachable from your low rung on the ladder

I don't even think she's all that skinny. Is she only considered skinny to fatass blacks?

>>5687949
I bet she's into anal. A significant proportion of the vegan ladies I've hooked up with are into anal.

>>5688374
But their farts are so stinky, I feel like getting anywhere near the asshole is hazardous to your health

Leslie or Courtney for the win.

>>5687497
Top Three:
>Leslie
>Courtney
>Elizabeth

Personal Favourites:
>Leslie
>Christian
>Cutter "Truffles" Brewer

>tfw Cutter somehow managed to make good Truffles.

>>5688522
factually incorrect, meat eaters have worse gas.
vegan butt holes are sparkly clean

>>5688540
Dat disinfo

>>5684622

I'd be interested in her if she was a pure virgin, but the fact that she has tattoos and is a women makes me believe she is not pure but in fact used goods.

>>5688550
fiber works wonders, bro

>>5684622
Having scene the video, I was expecting full on down syndrome. So her voice cracks. Whoop-de-doo!

>>5688579
>hurr omnivores dont eat fiberz

that's sad, they should.

>>5688580
Why the hell would you think that she was full on downy? It says right there he didn't notice at first but the more he heard her talk the more retarded she sounds and her just by looking at her face you can tell she doesn't have a serious case of down syndrome

>>5686474
so what kind of girl do you want to date anon, someone completely devoid of personality? someone boring and brainless, without a passion? because sex dolls are easily acquired.

>>5687488
nah man, she was just beautiful though. beautiful and floppy

>>5687720
>>5687949

>>5687949
>you don't really think she's attractive you just believe she's reachable from your low rung on the ladder

Why are those things mutually exclusive? And what's wrong with having realistic expectations? Is this /r9k/ where people only want very attractive girls despite being ugly losers?

>>5689228
Honestly only sleeping with people you are attracted to is pretty shallow.

>>5687616
Oh god I bet it'll be just like last season and Cutter will pull some bullshit redemption thing and win the whole thing.

>>5688540
factually vegetarians fart and shit 2-4x more than meat eaters because of the volume of food they need to consume

>>5689246
There are 3 billion women on the planet. There is no ideal mate. With those odds theres no reason to date an ugly girl, I can find a girl I'm actually attracted to with a personality thats fits mine. Its only shallow if you're dating her only because of her looks. Its perfectly fine to fuck a girl just because shes attractive though

>>5685277
I've heard people talking like this before, mainly people who have had strokes, but she could also be partially deaf which could effect her voice.

she dresses like someone's fucking aunt from the 60s. good lord

>>5685327
sjw pls

>>5689246

oh, it's you again.

no, sleeping with people you aren't attracted to is a waste of an experience. or you're literally a whore, i don't know.

we've been over this. physical attraction is the mental and bodily draw, the sexual pull and tension you have toward the other person. you mistake attraction to mean looks, when in fact is has more to do with communication.

>>5687211
>ugly white faggot detected
>>tumblr

>>5685299
Tumblr please leave