/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5679307

New Mexico fag here. Would devour with the force of 1000 hangovers.

Poverty as fuck. Burrito master race reporting in

>>5679312
College at UNM?
Sunday mornings at Frontier?

>>5679307
>burrito
why is the cheese on the outside of it?

Wet burritos can go fuck off back to New Mexico and the Midwest, I don't fucking want that shit. I want to be able to hold my fucking burrito, otherwise I would have ordered enchiladas or something.

>>5679364
This.
Why put all the ingredients on the outside of the burrito? It makes no sense.
Pic related, what a real burrito looks like

>>5679364
only unsophisticated plebeians hold their food with their hands.

>>5679369
>>5679364
>chipotle shills


faggots, the lot of you.

>>5679351

College is long since done for me, but fuck yeah Frontier on Sundays. Though lately I'm all about that Barelas Coffee House these days.

>>5679364
>>5679369
>>5679353

There's cheese on the inside, retards. It's just a normal burrito with red chile and a cheddar/jack mix melted on top. You can always order it "handheld" if you'd like, but that only makes sense if you're in a rush and have to literally eat on the go.

>>5679377
I have never been more insulted in my entire existence. What kind of backwater, backwards, piece of shit place do you live in where the only place that doesn't serve wet burritos is Chipotle? Chipotle is garbage fed to human garbage. I will find you and shove shitty Chipotle burritos down your throat until you fucking die of food poisoning, and then I'll smother you in green chili sauce like your stupid fucking wet burritos and then I WILL EAT YOU AND DIE, MY QUEST IN LIFE FULFILLED.

>>5679307
Fuck all that shitty cheese.

>>5679387
You still live in captain kirk?
Green chile season is nigh my friend
I usually run a few chile roasting threads.

>>5679411
*unsheathes katana*

Well then...

*tips kabuto*

... let's go! En garde!

>Mexican food

The worse it looks, the better it tastes. I bet that plate of shit in OP's pic would be fantastic.

>>5679558

Yes sir. I don't foresee leaving any time soon.

Where the fuck did you get that gc burg? I need that in my life.

>>5679364
Wet burritos are god tier. Go shovel your mission shit somewhere else.

>>5679605
Rex's

>>5680007
Why do you guys keep calling them wet burritos ?
They are called smothered burritos.

>>5679387
>cheddar on a burrito
pleb as fuck

>>5680007
>>5681121
Whatever you want to call them, burritos a shit, and this is how to make them even shittier. Just another example of great ideas from Mexico getting ruined in US soil.

>>5681183
You could not be more mistaken.

>>5679307
Not my favorite style of burrito, but I would shove all of that gloopy mess right into my face-hole, wash it down with a dos equis, and feel content

>>5681185
Because everything is better smothered in sauce and shit tier cheese? Your pleb is showing.

>>5679318
>>5679307
>eating burritos wet

I can respect this, but I prefer them dry.

>>5681510
No said everything.
But a bean and cheese is far tastier smothered in green chile.
This is a fact.

>>5681605
>green chile.
enjoy your boring New Mexcico food

looks amazing, would devour. need to top it ith lettuce, tomato, onion, guacamole and cilantro.I
d have it like that tho.

ULTIMATE POORFAG BURRITO/CHIMICHANGA:

Cook a whole fucking chicken, because chicken meat is cheap as shit this way. Make stock out of the bones, because you're a worthless cook if you don't. You've got bacon grease in the house, right? If you don't, you're a worthless cook. Anyways, make some fucking rice, but before you add the water coat all the grains of rice in bacon grease, then substitute chicken stock for water. When the rice is done add chicken meat, beans (originally dry beans that you cooked yourself, not canned beans, as the whole point of this shit is to save money), lime juice, cilantro and onion, cook until hot. While that shit is getting hot, put butter in a big ass pan, melt it, then coat both sides of a big ass tortilla in the butter and fry it until it gets lightly crispy and golden brown. Fill the tortilla with your beans, rice, chicken, onion, and optional salsa/hot sauce and serve. NOM.

The thing about using the chicken stock and bacon grease is even if you don't put any meat at all in the burrito and it's just a bean, rice and onion burrito, every bite will be a goddamn explosion of savory meat flavor in your mouth. It's fucking awesome.

>>5681651
this isn't a chimichanga

>>5681665
I know. It's a pseudo-chimichanga. If you want a true chimichanga instead of pan-frying the tortilla you'd just put all the ingredients in, fold it and seal it real tight then deep-fry the whole thing. I'm working under the assumption here that a lot of poorfags don't have deep-friers.

Shiiit I don't care if its frontier or allsups I love a goddamn burrito.

>>5679387
> handheld
> ordering a burrito small enough to fit in your hand

Is this like a mexican sogwich?

>>5681643
Boring?
That's mental.
Green chile is never boring.

>>5681183
Go be a beaner somewhere else.

>>5682414
>Green chile is never boring.
Maybe if you've never set foot out of New Mexico.

>>5679307
MOTHERFUCKER IS THAT A TIPPY'S TACO BURRITO!?

>>5679307
I would want another, giant tortilla to wrap up everything on the plate. Then I'd eat that.

>>5684015
Well then you'd have a quesarito

>>5679307
Would devour just to have a heart attack

>>5681157
its good with chili

>>5679371
you eat sammiches with chopsticks, faggot?

>>5679307

I think if I swallowed that whole, it would gloriously come out the other end still wrapped.

>>5679525

I have to admit the cheese does strongly resemble those crappy pre-shredded "Mexican" blends you find in the dairy section of lesser grocery stores.

I think the mods deleted the green chile thread again.
Angry vegan mod please go.
;_;