/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5677815

Looked it up on Youtube for recipes, first results are about radiation levels in imitation crab...

>>5677817
If I die, I die. But I want to eat delicious imitation crab first.

>>5677815

You can make a bretty gud salad with it.

Not sure of an exact recipe but something along the lines of http://allrecipes.com/recipe/mels-crab-salad/

>>5677818

Fair enough.

Make a pizza, top with imitation crab and maybe shrimp

I use it with rice, simply boil black rice and throw the imitation crab in. when the rice is ready.

>>5677833
Do I need to cook the crab in any way?

I usually eat it straight as a "shit I've gotta be there in five minutes where are my car keys goddammit I'm hungry I hate this" snack, but when I've actually got a few minutes on my hands I use my go-to meal for helping get rid of the meat:

>Macaroni noodles.
>Alfredo white sauce.
>Peas and/or any other sweet-ish veggies I can quickly toss in.
>Feel free to use any good white cheese. I'm a poor bastard so I use parmesan.
>Fresh black pepper before you shovel that garbage into your sausage siphoner.

I've also been meaning to try it with some red pepper, but I'll get around to that later.

>>5677838
That actually sounds pretty good. I was just going to pan fry it with some butter and other random seasoning shit and put it on top some kind of pasta.

>>5677815
Go ask DIY. They used up 6 tons of it.

Get/make some tempura batter and make popcorn crab-but-actually-fish bites.

>>5677815
why is imitation crab so delicious, id eat bags of it endlessly over weeks if it were going to give me heavy metal poisioning

>>5677815
I love it in a salad with
>mayo
>celery cut into cresent shapes
>grated carrot
>chopped tomato
>parsley
>bit of vinegar or lemon
>cracked pepper

>>5677837
Its probably been cooked like 4 times in the process of making it anyway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrzThzPW6Zw

>>5677881
That sounds really good, I'm thawing some imitation crab right now...

What do you like it with?

throw it in the bin, it's disgusting

>>5677901
>What do you like it with?
I'm not sure what you mean, like a side-dish?
Normally alone, if I wanted to eat more with it probably some cous cous or something.

Sometimes I filler it up with iceburg lettuce when I'm running low on Im. Crab.

>>5677865
I <3 u

You can use it a filling for dumplings.

>>5677815

Make trash with it

>>5677815

Make a sammich out of it you fag, Mayo and lettuce. No cheese unless you deep fry it.

>>5677815
Did you get it by jerking off with your bro? I hope your crystal is nice and charged now.

>>5677881
>>5677918
That was really good, thanks!

If you have a train set its good gay sex bait

>gnaw on imitation crab package until it opens.
>chow it down.
>barf it up.
>eat again.

what's good enough for dogs is good enough for you OP

>>5677815
>avocado
>potato
>boiled egg
>and so on
>mayo
>mustard

pic related
this pic may uses wasabi, abd looks good.

>>5678025

>>5677815
Crab roll ala lobster roll.

>>5677815
I just munch on it as a snack with cocktail sauce, yes homemade (this also is great for krill, faux or real):

ketchup
horseradish
lemon juice
Worcestershire sauce
salt
pepper

>>5678034
That poor bastard. I bet he hanged himself.

>>5677815
It goes great in the bin

Goes nice with djuvec rice

>>5677815
I just eat this stuff as a snack.

My mom makes this weird vinegar salad that I've never seen anywhere else before. It's good with crackers?

>chopped up imitation crab
>vinegar, water, vegetable oil
>powdered soup stock (we use vegetable stock), salt and pepper

you just kinda combine it all until you get the taste you want and then let it sit for a while, scoop it up with regular crackers. It's weird and I can't really say it's anything amazing but I guess it's something to try if you don't have any other ideas.

>>5678721
its hung, you hang clothes

Sushi that shit.

>>5677815
Allow me to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as imitation crab meat, is in fact, processed white fish, or as I've recently taken to calling it, surimi.

>>5677815
My favorite thing to do with it is put it in fettuccine alfredo, sometimes alongside crumbled bacon.

I've literally never seen a thread about imitation food where no one shit all over OP for eating what is essentially just fish paste.

>>5682089

Japan's got kamaboko and surimi, so what's so wrong with fish paste?

Ceviche de Jaiba