/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5672821

What would you make if you had company, anon?

>>5672821
>tfw usually cook for three, but now have to cook for 4-5

A pack of chicken/ground beef just doesn't stretch as far...

>>5672821
Henry?

>>5674445
relatives? babies on the way? just fat?

>>5674476
friends who just lost their main thing to do (girlfriend, army) and now come to my house almost every day

>>5674455
stfu henry died and you have to accept that.

>>5675379
Thats rough.

> i always cook for 3...
> mfw i don't cook anymore because nobody to cook for

>>5675379
>not charging them money for more food

>>5672821
>tfw you make 4 servings to do leftovers but your depression over being alone causes you to eat the whole thing by yourself

>>5672821
>Not getting takeout most of the week
>No more dishes to wash
>No pots or pans to wash
>Get to try all kinds of culinary foods from around the world
The only downside is the cost but a meal is only $7-15 usually. And after the cost of shelter, food is #1

>>5675441
exactry

your "friends" may be eligible for disability or unemployment or food stamps. have them chip in

>>5675556
I don't have to cook for them, it just ends up that way more than not. The feel was moreso for recipe adjustment than price.

>>5675611
i wish i had a money tree ;_;

>>5676145
Maybe you too can someday find a job, anon-kun ^-^

>>5672821

>made dinner for two
>tfw she never showed

>>5676149
play it pepe, play "as time goes by"

>>5676147
oh boy if only
>what doth life?

>>5676149
i wish i had a piano too. this pic is driving me to drink

>>5676149
neverseenthispicbeforethankyouisorrycuzmyspaceisbrokeithinkidk oh wait

>tfw friday night & the cat wont even look at you

>>5676218
ha ya fookin tard cats take care of themselves did u get one cuz u don't gotta do shit cuz u fookin lazy cunt lol i;' m sorry u prolly gud guy or grill fuck you

>>5676222
>art imitating life

>>5676229
is that english idk what the fuck you just typed i don't een understand the img u selected wtf explain nah ayy ,mao u go fk urself u tryina plkay me

>>5675444
I know that tfw

>>5676234
>art imitating life

meh

>>5676242
where's the cheese?

>>5676246
I got ripped off I guess

>>5676249
This is the saddest post ITT

i cook for my mom.

'cause i still live with her. :(

>>5676249
sorry for your loss

>>5676276
[]oxDDD)))>

that face when :((((((>

>>5676242
>pizza for one
thanks for reminding me celeste, you're a gem

>>5676249
bummer. what's for dessert?

>burger with tots and 2 beers at the bar
>2 pieces of toast with butter cuz still hungry
>watching baseball on tv alone

I have some friends who said they were coming into town but it's getting late and my hopes are falling. I did match with a girl on tinder but she said she is going through a divorce and I'm not sure how to proceed

>>5676695
>divorcees
casual sex only

Dinner for one is an easy reservation

>into qt3.14 from class
>her friends tell me she likes me
>decide to invite her over and cook dinner for her
>she helps me by chopping stuff up and taste testing
>"Wow anon, this is really good. i might just have to keep you" followed by her winking at me
>y-you too
>"What?"
>nothing

how bad did i fuck it up?

>>5676242
>Coke Zero

>>5676242
Lel 3 pieces of cheese

>>5676242
>The Coke Zero cost more than the Celeste
ty based celeste.

>>5678214

It's over. You're done for. May as well kill yourself.


While you are doing that take comfort in the fact that you will never be chef boyardumb at least.