/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Boards: /f/, /fit/, /m/

/f/ - Chankonabe
/fit/ - Rice
/m/ - Cheeseburgers

Banquet: /fit/ STEEL CUT OATS

>>5666917
/ck/ stuffed peppers, cooked over a fire in tinfoil
/fit/ steak, stilton sauce, broccoli
/pol/ fuck knows

>>5666917
are Johnnycakes those things from Sopranos?

/lit/ - oatmeal with berries, coffee on the side
/tv/ - home made pizza
/ck/ - some garbage I throw together out of leftovers

Banquet I choose /ck/ and the theme would be Misinformation, where I follow the instructions of a poster that claims to know what hes talking about and demonstrate how bad their advice is with side by side comparisons of every dish, made their way and mine.

>>5666953
They're kind of like cornmeal pancakes.

>>5666956
>/ck/ and the theme would be Misinformation, where I follow the instructions of a poster that claims to know what hes talking about and demonstrate how bad their advice is with side by side comparisons of every dish, made their way and mine.

This is superb.

>>5666917
/tv/-hotpockets
/ck/-booze
/mu/-either starvation or drugs

/fa/ - cigarettes and a cup of water

/a/ - Mochi
/co/ - burgers looking at you Hal
/tv/ - crab legs


If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs.

>>5666927
/pol/ likes bagels and matzo ball soup

they're just tsundere for jews

>/ck/
stuffed chicken breast
>/cgl/
cakes, sweets, tea
> [s4s]
top kek

/o/ - PB&J (I don't fucking know)
/fit/ - oatmeal
/sp/ - hot wings

/sp/ Hooters party on NFL Sunday

>>5667255
king crabs are big guys

/ck/: I learnt pulled pork from ck
/b/: Whiskey
/fit/: Chicken and brocolli

/ck/: Burgers
/sp/: Hot pockets
/fit/: apples

>>5667264
>/cgl/
delicious/10. I would chill with /cgl/ more if it meant there would be cakes

>>5667265
/sp/
I would go to this banquet first, then /cgl/ for dessert.

/tg/ - Pizza
/k/ - MREs
/asp/ - Vegetables and Brown Rice

>/ck/
lots of hard liquor and fast food

>/pol/
jewish delis, food bought with food stamps

>/r9k/
spaghetti

/v/ - Spaghetti
/ck/ - Sardines on toast
/sp/ - Curry goat with rice and peas (It's always on offer it seems and everyone on /sp/ is the next goat)

Banquet: /v/, theme being "grill gamer". All manner of grilled meat and veg dishes. Maybe vidya themed. Everyone argues, food gets eaten, spaghetti gets dropped and no-one has fun

>>5666917

/fa/ - coffee

>>5667304
>/v/, theme being "grill gamer". All manner of grilled meat and veg dishes.

OP here. +20 points for being 'punny'

>>5667324
also cigarettes, adderal, and spring water.

>>5666917
/toy/-Chicken nuggets
/k/-Chili Mac MREs
/ck/-Onion rings I don't know why shit

/k/ MRE fiesta, I want everybody's bowels to be eviscerated

>>>/o/
Fast food after 3 hour canyon drive
>>>/r9k/
Pizza delivered, no tipping and a 2 litre soda bottle to piss in
>>>/diy/
Pallets grinded into a dough with a side of hydroponic veggies, served inside a shipping container

>/k/
Hardtack and mre's
>/mlp/
Mare juice
>[s4s]
donuts

>/sci/
bundt cake
>/c/
cakes with strawberries
>/tg/
pic related

>>5667372
Oh and they've gotta be McNuggets

>>5666917

/pol/ - Beer, stew and Fuhrer cakes (look it up)

/fit/ - steak, steamed vegetables and a protein shake

/lit/ - black coffee, cigarettes

>/ck/
handmade pizza
>/cgl/
sweets with tea or coffee
>/pol/
kosher salt and bacon

/cgl/ banquet: English tea party with sweet and savory petit four

/ck/: fish fried rice
/s/: granola bars
/v/: pretzel sticks

Banquet (/v/): fancy, four-course dinner party where the food tastes like shit, but everyone is forced to eat it while painstakingly following standard rules of etiquette. Rules would be enforced by shock collars, and each diner's shock collar could be electrified by any and all other diners at any time.

/o/- Drive through burgers

/ck/ - Dark, thick beers that come with free fedoras

/n/ - vegan kale smoothies

/ck/: homemade pasta carbonara
/k/: whatever I shot with my moisin nagant
/pol/: wiener schnitzel, sour braten, and liberal tears

fuck off op, scat is attractive to some people. its a legitimate fetish, for me its turns me on as much as a nice pair of tits turn you on

/v/ - beef tongues filled with strawberry jam

>>5667613
Banned

>>5667613
And 99.9% of the worlds population would think it's gross as fuck, and that you're fucked in the head. If you want people to accept you for the faggot you are then go back to tumblr.

>>5667613
sorry i thought this was another thread, disregard.

>>5667625
Leave /ck/
Don't ever come back.
Just go, now.

>>5666917

>/ck/
>well done milk steak, jelly beans, katsup

>/b/
>hotpockets

>/mlp/
>cocks

>>5666917
I visit /ck, /mlp/ and /b/.

I'm a middle aged fucker who has gotten off cholesterol and blood pressure meds by cooking a mostly vegetable based diet at home, so most foods posted on 4chan boards are not foods I eat often.

But for /ck/ I think of well done steak with ketchup. Either that or ramen.

For /mlp/ I think of cupcakes.

For /b/ I think of cheese pizza, marblecake or the delicious cake being a lie.

It's hard to be serious on 4chan when you've been here almost a decade.

The only thing I picked up here that I still eat regularly was a recipe for rajma some genius posted about 2-3 years ago, and I've been tweaking ever since.

>>5667972
>been here a decade
>still goes on /b/
>goes on /mlp/
worthless

>>5667987
>worthless
As it's always been.

>>5666917
/fit/ - tinned fish of any kind
/ck/ - scrambled eggs (you didn't teach me, but I make them similar to this annoying Gordon Ramsay vid that circulated here when I used to lurk)
/gif/ - semen

/ck/ steak and ketchup
/fa/ cigarette
/sp/ hot pocket

/mu/ - tomatoes and radio wire
/ck/ - raw steak
/fa/ - rick owens tank w/ side of cigarettes

/b/ and /ck/ thats it

/b/ - kale chips

/ck/ - fried oysters

>>5666953
From the diner in New Hampshire? Yea.

/ck/ Smoked Chicken
/b/ Oreos dipped in orange juice
/out/ MREs

Reminder not to respond to polls

> tfw you want to make a bitching sandwich or something
> tfw you have none of the ingredients required to make one

I have whole wheat bread, cheese, but no fucking meat, why god?

/tg/: Potato chips.
/v/: Pub cheese on Wheathins.
/mu/: Beans and rice.

>>5668196
mind filling in someone who's relatively new here? does this count as a poll? is that really a rule?

>>5668205
toast bread
cheese on bread
put it in the oven
delish cheesy bread

>>5668205
Improvising ain't always easy, bro.
Maybe make a something with cheese and condiments/sauce?

/ck/-eggs and fastfood

/ck/- roasted duck leg
/cgl/- sweets, cakes, macarons & pastries, etc with tea
/x/ rice crispy treats and LSD

[s4s]: kek
/co/: probably cartoony cereal
/pol/: dried meat
/x/: pizza

/b/: party pizza, 4 cheese variety
/tg/: party pizza, 4 cheese with a sprinkle of fennel seeds
/ck/: goat curry

banquet: /tg/ theme is all night Titans session, I serve kit kats in the wee hours then earl grey and cheesy grits with eggs over easy come the rising sun

>>5666917
/ck/ ice cream
/sci/ sushi, gravlax or any other raw/salted seafood dish
/tv/ beer and wine

/sci/ - juices, smoothies, energy drinks, milk and light beer all around. who's got the time to use utentsils/chew food when you're high on science! ok, throw in some salads and club sandwiches for extra brain power.

>>5668168
>>5668274
Lurk more faggot

>>5666917
/ck/ - burgers and weaabo shit
/lit/ - coquilles, lambrack and fine cognac
/fa/ - half a rice waffle with vitamin supplements and a glass of water

/ck/: shitty college-student food since we get so much. So idk, ramen I guess.
/vg/ snack foods. I'll go with chips (not british)
/fit/ milk

>>5667513
>sweet and savory petit four

Oh shit nigga you did not just mention my favorite sweet

>be 12-14
>Invited to batmitzvahs and barmitzvahs left and right
>endless petit fours at every reception

>>5668196
This thread is not a poll. It is a creative endeavor meant to encourage /ck/ to design a banquet for the favorite board of their choosing.

Some people are choosing to ignore the banquet question, but idgaf, Mr. No-fun-allowed-anon.

>/cgl/: Sandwich with sliced strawberries and plain greek yogurt on whole wheat toast (this was a Venus Angelic recipe, now one of my favorites)
>/sp/: taco bell (would pick chips or something, but I rarely keep salty snacks at home)
>/jp/: Hi Chew and various Japanese hard candies

Banquet: /jp/: Three course meal. All three courses consist of Every Burger. You may bring a +1 but it has to be your dakimakura.

/vr/ - 6$ Pepperoni pizza from Pizza Quick

/x/ - Halloween candy

/g/ - Coffee and cigarettes