/ck/ - Food & Cooking

She is certainly an expert sandwich maker

she is making 10 right now

>>5655216
I like to think I'm pretty good with my hands, so yes.

tfw no gf with a big ass to sit on my face

no gf

My wife is an ok cook, but still learning. She went from living with her parents to living with me, whereas I went from living alone for 5 years to living with her. Big difference, and I happened to make cooking one of my favorite pastimes as a lone man. At first she was embarrassed of her lack of knowledge, and for quite a while about her cooking skills vs. mine, but I just tried to make it nice for both of us and she has gradually been getting better and more into it with me.

Also her ass is not as perfect as OP pic but it is not too far off from it either.

my aunti make all the food. she good cook. check out her vidoe on sweet treat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXQltHSkyY

>>5655269
I literally laughed

>>5655247
moar

My ex couldn't cook for shit. I was kinda okay with it; just meant we got to go out on the days that it was her turn. She was also the kind of rich girl that'd buy fucking $3 PP&J in the commons because she couldn't be arsed to make a sandwich before she left for class.

>>5655216
No, but I'd cook that ass with my cock if you catch my drift.

>>5655216
My wife is a good cook. When she's doing the dishes she learned from her Italian friends she's amazing. Her problem is time management. It takes her two or three hours to make a meal that someone organized could bang out in half that time.

Fortunately she's more interested in baking, which she excels at, and I suck at. So she makes the bread (wholegrain sourdough), and I make most of the meals. Works out fine.

Not my significant other, but I do have a femanon roommate, with whom I share kitchen responsibilities.
>and unfortunately share nothing else

Weeks where I work 3rd shift, I cook dinner. Weeks where I work 1st, she cooks. Weekends we usually fend for ourselves.

Menu for a typical week where I cook:
>M: reubens with homemade Russian dressing and corned beef
>T: handmade jaegerschnitzel
>W: handmade crab cakes with fresh everything
>R: week-marinated homemade sauerbraten with scratch made spaetzle and ginger snap gravy
>F: arroz con pollo y camarones with fresh everything

Menu for a typical week where she cooks:
>M: penne with store-bought vodka sauce
>T: mac & cheese w/ canned tuna (or fresh crabmeat if I'm lucky)
>W: spaghetti with store-bought marinara and freezer meatballs
>R: frozen tortellini with store-bought alfredo sauce
>F: fucking coddies

It's not always this bad, but the dramatic difference in effort should be obvious.

And I complain about the coddies because that's not dinner, but hers are bretty damn gud.

>>5655291
It's got a few more pages, but it's an unfinished work, I'm very ansy for the next pages.

http://www.shadbase.com/smells-like-teen-spirit/

>>5655318
>PP&J

How does it feel being the woman of your relationship, /ck/?

>>5655369
Thanks anon

>>5655378
What do you mean?

i've always been a better cook than any woman i've met.

i'm starting to think i should hide my power level. women want to feel useful. preparing meals for their man gives them a much-needed a sense of duty purpose. they want to fill that traditional role of homemaker.

i've started pretending to be a shitty cooking with women.

>>5655388
Do you live in the American south?

>>5655382
The woman is supposed to cook, not the man

>>5655390

utah. which is just as religious, conservative, and traditional (if not more) than the south.

>>5655247
hggggg

>>5655394
Not in 21st Century America, when grandma had her cooking ruined by Betty Croocker, mom never learned to cook because feminism and her daughter only knows how to reheat shit from Trader Joe's.

Dudes stepping up is a surefire way to work this scenario to our advantage. It's always worked to mine, and girls who love the way you cook for them tend to be pretty good in the sexual favors department.

They can clean the fucking house, because I sure as shit am not doing that.

>>5655460
Fuck yeah. 99 times out of 100 I'd rather cook than clean

>>5655369
>mdw shad stopped putting asshole piercings on everything

>>5655363
Why on earth do you have a roommate when your budget for food is obvsly so large

>>5655363

> complain about something you like

the definition of privilege

>>5655513
Literally the only thing I listed that is in any way expensive is the corned beef brisket. Crab and shrimp are cheap here (especially shrimp), pork is relatively cheap, and sauerbraten is made with shit beef.

I'm also irresponsible with my money on weekends; I spend way too much weekly on beer and bar food.

>>5655518
Coddies are meant to be snacks, not a dinner entrée. But still, you're right, and yet I feel no shame.

SO puts out amazing food, but I hesitate to say that qualifies for a good cook after seeing the amount of money, time, and clean up that goes into it

>>5655216

She doesn't have to be. My family (Italian/Irish descent) have always had the tradition of males being the family chefs and I have followed it as well.

>>5655460
>Love cooking and cleaning
>Too ugly and beta to be a rich 30-something's boytoy

>>5655377
Peanut Penis and Jizz

i think

>>5655394
Not traditionally true, men have always been the better cooks. Yeah if some guy has to go out onto the farm for 12 hours a day, but guess who does the gravy train, a guy. Women are for fucking, cleaning, and taking care of babies.

>>5655884
here here

>>5655884

Traditionally, it's always been split along prep complexity.

breads, baked goods, broths and stews that take a long time to make and are easy to prepare were done by women, then the more nuanced parts would be done by the man or a hired cook who came by at appointed times to do meats, fishes, veggies, etc.

>>5656011
[citation needed]

>tfw no bad cook gf that I teach how to use a knife by gently leaning on her from behind and pressing my rock hard on her soft...

>>5656013
We're all experts on women here, we don't need none of that.

That said my SO can make a good grill but he's just kinda helpless in the kitchen so I do the cooking and he does the cleaning up.

my buttslave thinks he's a good cook but thats just because he's new to the feeling of satisfaction with one's own handiwork. I know i'm technically better than he is because i can understand a recipe and move beyond it after one read through, but sometimes i just wonder if it even matters. he's much less hard on himself than i am and so his margin of success is much wider than mine. whats the point of honing a skill if you can be happy with dull cooking?

>>5656013
I gave your momma my citation last night

>>5655216
>tfw no gf

This is hilarious. My BF is def a better cook than I, but he's pretty indifferent to cooking, where as I love it. I love putting my heart into it, and some dishes I make, he fucking loves. That feels super good. I'm a close disciple of foodwishes and just love the process. We have similar taste buds, so it's easy for me to adjust reciepes accordingly.

>>5656032
>>5656060
hmmm

My gf only knows how to cook crepes, fried chicken, eggs, boiled pasta, and russian fried potatoes.

Whatever she makes normally tastes good, but it's funny when she thinks she's a better cook than I am.

>>5655216
Oh fuck yes.
My wife can literally cook anything. I've seen her take on complicated recipes that she's never made before, and have them come out perfect. But, she used to be a professional cook, so you know....The only downside is I've gained too much weight, and now have to be on calorie-restriction which sucks. Even when she makes something as simple as a sandwich, it's like...the best sandwich ever. Everytime.

Nah, my wife is terrible in the kitchen, but she's come a long way. I use her as a prep cook and have her chop vegetables or make salad a lot when I'm doing the heavy lifting.

Works out great, honestly. We share most tasks evenly, which is probably why we've been together 17 years now.

>>5655219
I came here to say this.

>>5655216

>tfw no gf

>>5655216
She makes things that taste good. Refuses to learn how to properly dice an onion or slice a tomato, though.

>mfw we fight about it every time

>>5655363
>handmade jaegerschnitzel
How else would you make it? With your feet?
>with fresh everything
What does that even mean?

>>5655369
when will these be finished for the love of christ almighty

>come from Greek/German background
>grew up cooking and baking various things
>consider self to be fairly good home cook/baker
>stay at Aussie bf's house for a month
>only thing he knew how to cook was 'chicken noodle soup' (2 min noodles + roast chicken) and grilled cheese
>mfw

>>5655247
Is this The Incredibles or something?

now i cant browse /ck/ without starting at that ass

I hate when other people cook for me because I'm better at it, so when ever I eat something others have made all I can do I critique it and think about what I would change

>long distance relationship
>they don't know how to cook at all and end up eating a bunch of microwave shit
>try to give them basic cooking instructions (stuff like grilled cheese and scrambled eggs) but they don't want to bother with it if I'm not directly there to guide them
I just want to make them a decent meal, man

No.. Not really. She can make food, just very simple dishes.

It's too bad. She's Japanese. Her mother is a very good cook... She should be better than this.

No. She's the worst :( cant even fry an egg...

My girl can cook fairly well, but she can use like 4 fucking pots to make spaghetti. How in the fuck she does it, I have no clue, and she expects me to clean up.

I cook and he bakes. I can't bake anything except a fruit pie and that took me 15 years to perfect and only b/c I fucking love fruit pies. My baguette is passable too

My partner is really good with vegan dishes, vegatarian dishes, and and most fish. Any pork or poultry I have to deal with. Works out pretty well honestly, we have a pretty balanced diet most of the time.

She gets home from work around 6pm. She's too tired to cook so we usually eat simple or eat out. On weekends she'll attempt something from Pinterest or a cook book.

Yeah, she's excellent and spoils me rotten. She's actually vegetarian but still makes meat dishes for me sometimes.

Yea she's been cooking since she was 13 because her parents were so shit at cooking that she decided to teach herself. I've only had 2 other girlfriends (been with current one for 8 years) but they couldn't cook, then again neither can any of my male friends really.

>>5655245
Sorry anon, I don't know that feel. :3

My fiancee and I both work in restaurants (though not the same one) so we both are pretty good cooks, both cooking together and taking turns. She's probably a slightly better cook than I am but I'm a much better baker. And by much better I mean 'at all'.

she doesnt really enjoy it, but has basic skills and can follow a recipe.
My favorite dish of hers is Chicken Casserole.
She does enjoy baking cupcakes and things.

id fry an egg on that ass

>>5655217
fatass

>>5655363
>arroz con pollo y camarones
Is it really that hard for you to just say chicken and shrimp fried rice?

>>5656025
>he

>>5655363
sounds like you're just mad that she doesn't want to fuck you, and i can understand why she wouldn't with that ego of yours. why don't you fucking teach her to cook better?

>>5658337
so he can call the other foods that come from germany n italy by their respective names but not mexican?
get fukd

>>5655216
He's a baker

>>5655216
My wife is a decent cook, but she doesn't like cooking all that much, and I'm better, so I do most of the cooking.

She's a great baker though.

>>5655363
Sounds like you're mad she doesn't want sum fuk even though you make her nice dinners like a tryhard.

I work as a sous chef
my wife is a head pastry chef

My ex and I were decent cooks. We had to work in shitty environments like college dorms and a terribly small apartment with a destitute appliance array but we still made good food together. Now the food I make is as pathetic and limp as I am after we broke up.

>>5655216
My right hand cooks about as well as I do.

She should know how to cook since I do, lazy hoee.

No but she likes cooking with me sometimes.

I grilled some chicken, brats, hot dogs, and burgers last night for us and some friends. She's taking care of the in-house cooking- Corn, mashed potatoes, baked beans. The beans come out fine- they're from a can so it's pretty hard to fuck that up. The corn, all you need to do is boil it so that was fine too. But the mashed potatoes require adding butter, cream, and mashing. They ended up with the consistency of chowder. They tasted fine, but they were so damn runny I couldn't eat them.
Then I asked her to toast a few buns under the broiler for the brats right before I take them off the grill. When I come in with the food, I smell smoke, check the oven and the buns are literally on fire.

She doesn't cook much.

>>5658337
Rice with chicken and shrimp.

Where do you get that the rice is fried?

>>5656224
>tfw waifu-tier gf cheats after years together

>>5660499
In fact, if it were fried I'd be angry. That would be an entirely different dish.

>tfw gf is in the kitchen right now making me crepes

fuck yeeee son

>>5655216
She used to cook for me... Now she's cooking for someone else. Thanks for reminding me, you bastard.

>>5655217
wife is good,
I'm better

>>5660756
She didn't say she'd "get you some crepes." She said, "Get out creep!" Which you might want to do. The police are on their way.

>>5660779
hmm this would explain the flashing lights outside

damn I was looking forward to those crepes

Nope. She basically can only make microwaved stuff and grilled cheese. She can do baking with stuff from a box.