/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sketty

>>5654843
poison
now I am win

italian sausages in sauce on ball park buns u fucking baka

just order breadbowl pasta from dominos

>>5654843
Local chinese restaurant and put in my plates and say I made it.

>>5654843

steak and lobster and hookers

maybe some shellfish

>>5654843
Mafioso friends, you say?
Drink and play cards, you say?

Sounds like it's time for some pressed caprese sandwiches and a charcuterie plate.
Or this >>5654856

Gabagool

Come over here, kid, learn something. You never know, you might have to cook for 20 guys someday. You see, you start out with a little bit of oil. Then you fry some garlic. Then you throw in some tomatoes, tomato paste, you fry it; ya make sure it doesn't stick. You get it to a boil; you shove in all your sausage and your meatballs. And a little bit o' wine. An' a little bit o' sugar, and that's my trick.

>>5654959

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgBD94cs0T8

>>5654959
With mootzarel.

>>5654843
Whatever it is, don't let Spider make the drinks. He'll just ignore you.

One brick Velveeta, one can Ro*Tel and a bag of nachos. Never fails.

>>5654843
chicken marsla

>>5654990
>a bag of nachos
what the fuck, if you've already got a bag of nachos why are you making nacho cheese

In no particular order.
Something veal.
Greek or Caesar salad.
Bread.
Coffee.
Pasta.
Charcuterie, cheese, olives, and other antipasto goodies.
Tiramisu.

>>5654990
Try adding browned spicy sausage to it.

I've usually got some sausages, would fry those up. If my one guy wants pasketgi, that's easy enough too.

Heat a pot with olive oil, add in chopped sliced sausage (sweet or spicy, usually spicy) and brown the outside very well in it. Turn down the heat, add in some minced garlic. Let that sit and smell good while using a food processor on plum tomatoes. Those go in ASAP before the garlic burns. Stir, lid on, simmer until I think the sausage is cooked all the way through.

That's about it. Might be watery, have some tomato paste to stir in. Any wine you like, crushed red pepper, basil, oregano, whatever. It's all to taste which I know is lame to do, actual recipes are way better.
Also the pasta should be ziti or other short tubes, not the angel hair spaghetti long noodles.

>>5654970
why was Goodfellas the best?

I'll make my delicious club sandwiches, so you can eat while playing cards

Sushi

Have you ever sliced garlic with a razor

egg noodles and ketchup

>>5656416
sounds gud

but where's the onions?

>>5656433
I actually have. Too much work for not-too-noticeable results.

>>5654967

>moozadel

Gabbagool

>>5657346
my mudda

>>5656443
You really are a funny guy!

>>5657676
for you

>>5657650
hello mudda
hello faddah...

>>5657185
If I have a white onion I'll chop some up and fry that in the olive oil with the sausages before adding in the garlic.

Do you guys call your sauces "gravy" and all pasta "macaroni" ?

>>5654843

I don't have one, because presuming i'm a mafioso i let my wife and mother cook the food, for me myself to cook would be a great disrespect to myself especially when there are guests to entertain.

do italians only eat italian food? why can't i make them some burgers?

>>5657869
I'm sure most Italians would be very happy with a burger.

Hell if you really knew the fellas, you could use a very course grind with a good fatty steak and cook it somewhere around medium-rare to medium. Top it with a little fresh mozzarella, tomato, rosemary, and toasted anchovies. They'd go bonkers for it.

>>5654843
Spaghetti aglio e olio e peperoncino for the first dish. Then sausage with grapes.

>>5654990
>>5656374
mom used to make brick velveeta, rotell, and sausage

i love it when i was a kid

now i use sauteed onions, 8 ounces of grated colby jack, couple spoonfuls of whipped cream cheese, rotell w/ green peppers, 8 ounces of ground sausage, salt/pepper/cumin/garlic powder, shot of lime juice

hers is my nostalgia food, but i think mines better

>>5657840
no.

>>5657869
low quality burger should be cooked all the way through properly, but otherwise you can like, bake a nice burger with provolone or mozzarella and when it's resting you can add on some spices that'll stick to the cheese.

also toast a bun with a small amount of olive oil wiped on it.

Salad
Beef Stew and Polenta.
Tiramisu
Red wine.

Just a basic pesto with pasta and fresh tomatoes and imported Parmesan. I don't buy into the whole "Oh it's so important where cheese it's from" thing, but it would look good. The tomatoes and basil would be home grown.

Spaghetti bolognese.

>>5654843
Nail and ball bearings casserole.

>>5659120
Do you WANT to get shot?

spaghetti alle vongole you guys

>>5654843
"Sunday Gravy"

Sausages, veal, and meatballs slow cooked in a tomato sauce (secret ingredient: beef stock) for like six hours. Serve with bread or maybe on top of pene pasta, red wine, espresso with sambuca for dessert.

Bring up your money troubles after they are good and drunk.

>>5655027
he meant chips you autistic fuckwit

>>5654843
>mafioso friends
Lasagna, obviously.

>>5657869
Why not sushi?

The recipe from Godfather 1. There's this scene where all the boys come in and out of the base while "cleaning" the organisation with lots of hits being done all day long. One of them has kitchen duty and he tells the godfather's sonny how he does it, just in case sonny has to do it himself in an emergency. Simple recipe and I made it plenty of times, it's very tasty:
1) Fry some garlic in LOTS of olive oil on low heat
2) Add tomatos sugar, wine and stock
3) Add leftover meats like meatballs and sausage

>>5654856
>killing your friends
Good job, you're not only out of business but you've lost the trust of everyone around you. You are a terrible chef.

>>5656433
it turned my razor blade black, there was no difference in taste or texture or anything and it took like an hour and a half. Never again

>>5654843
>cooking for Italians who love to murder
No thank you.

>>5661688
>>5654964
he didn't brown the meat first
fail

>>5654843
>implying i can cook
>implying i can play cards
>implying i have friends

>>5659308
only legit answer srsly

fingers of the traitors, in blood sauce

>>5661715
it's clearly cooked

Probably buffalo wings. Just seems fitting somehow.

white wine and shrimp

>>5661709
the offer was already made. you can't refuse

>>5661709
ALL Italians love to murder. So It's impossible to cook for one that doesn't. Trust me, I would know. I'm a filthy WOP.

guinea pigs, grease balls, and woppers

>>5654843
Finger sandwiches and iced tea.

>>5654843
>tfw the hacks complain about garlic stinkin' up the joint

>>5662339
>tfw it's the steaks that the hacks complain about

spaghetti della puttana or whatever's it called

home made margherita pizza
bruschetta
stuffed cherry peppers

>>5654843
THANK YOU

I could not remember the name of the movie with this scene until now op

>>5662444
>dem trips

>>5662444
how could anyone forget goodfellas?

>>5662575
because Casino is better

>>5662582
You son of a motherless whore

>>5662582
end yourself