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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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At midnight, an alien spacecraft lands in your back yard. A tall and thin grey glides out of the craft and taps on your bedroom window. It calls out to you in your native tongue flawlessly:

>we have representatives all over the world sampling the best dishes Earth's many cultures has developed
>prepare for us the best yours has to offer, and we will decide which culture will join our empire, and which ones will be left behind to extinction
>you have 24 hours to prepare

What do you pick?

>> No.5639940
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>> No.5639943

Steak and ale stew with dumpling.

>> No.5639948

>>5639936
Crablegs

>> No.5639958

>>5639936
Authentic Irish stew.

>> No.5639960
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>>5639936
>At midnight, an alien spacecraft lands in your back yard. A tall and thin grey glides out of the craft and taps on your bedroom window.

>> No.5639962

pizza and beer

>> No.5639967

>>5639940
>he doesn't want to go to space

>> No.5639973
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>>5639936
Awww yea shin cup

>> No.5639987

>>5639936
Fish fingers and custard.

>> No.5639990

>>5639940
>>5639973

Murrka: Extinct.

Finally... it's all over.

>> No.5639991

>>5639936
I'd make them some billionaire's shortbread. I don't believe a species exists anywhere in the universe that wouldn't love billionaire's shortbread.

>> No.5639992

>>5639960
>sawed off
>has front sight

>> No.5639996

>>5639940
Fill that shit with explosives, and we have a winner. Fuck aliens! I'm never trusting them or their "wands" again.

>> No.5640003

>>5639992
lurk /k/ more dumbass

>> No.5640014

>>5640003
nigga if you're sawing off, you don't reattach the front sight, let alone things like drill/tap or even recrowning.

shit looks factory made

>> No.5640016
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Bitch, 24 hours isn't long enough to prepare sauerbraten. Come back in ten days, asshole.

>> No.5640052

>>5639936
Implying the aliens don't live off some kind of easily produced nutrient paste and have transcended the need for emotional fulfillment through cookery.

>> No.5640063

>>5640014
see >>5640003

>> No.5640068

>>5640063
>no refutation
>a sbs is the same thing as a "sawed off"

kay

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5640148

>>5639987
Please leave. Here's the door.

>> No.5640277

A cold sausage and vodka.

>> No.5640293

Make them ramen

if they don't like it call them plebs

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>>5639936
Rocket fists.

>> No.5640481 [DELETED] 

>>5639936
ayy lmao

>> No.5640489 [DELETED] 

>>5639936
Ayy lmao

>> No.5640495
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>>5639936
Nuka Cola

>> No.5640500

Ayyyyyy LMAOOOOOOOOOoo

>> No.5640512

totinos pizza rolls

but I will over cook them

>> No.5640513

>>5639936
.45 ACP

Get off my property alien scum.

>> No.5640535

>>5640513
>using a clown cartridge in the 21st century

>> No.5640544

>>5640535
> MUH 10mm

Outta here son.

>> No.5640551

>>5640544
okay grandpa

>> No.5640556

dinty moore stew

>> No.5640557

>>5640551
Back to airsoft for you kiddo.

>> No.5640561
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>>5640557
I use 9mm flobert. You've probably never heard of it...

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>>5639936
2tumblr4me

>choke out alien
>transport to govment
>ask them to study it
>??????
>get assassinated

>> No.5640573

>>5640561
Shotgun shells.

In a comment about .45

Back to tumblr kiddo. You don't understand the difference airsoft boy.

>> No.5640574

>>5640569
>*grabs you by throat
BACK OFF!

>> No.5640578
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>>5640561
Enjoy shooting pic related with your "shotgun"

If you could actually buy one.

>> No.5640583

>>5639936
Aliens would have different taste buds and would probably be disgusted by anything we give them.

>> No.5640584

>>5639936

bacon cheese fries with ranch and ketchup and garlic mayo dipping sauces. maybe put some good eggrolls on the side

>> No.5640587

>>5640573
>tumblr
>airsoft
>muh fuddy five

I'm just taking the piss with you m8, I own a double stack sub-c 1911. improve your knee-jerk defensive posting.

>> No.5640623

>>5639936
ayy lmao

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>> No.5640646

>>5640587
Shoots .45 ACP

Dumbshit.

>> No.5640662

A pot of Tetley tea of course.

>> No.5640664

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

>> No.5640685

>>5639960
>showing overt hostility towards an advanced alien species
>not welcoming them with respect

THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS

really though they'd probably end up pillaging and fucking us lowly humans for precious rare resources, like water and shit. sort of how Europeans did in the less advanced native americans for new liveable colonies, power, and resources.

if they are out there I hope they never find us.

>> No.5640747

>>5640587
See
>>5640646


Rekt

>> No.5640804

>>5639960
are you retarded? is that a way to treat your neighbors? some skinny grey guy from down the street/universe wants to chill out and you want to hurt them? that is your FIRST THOUGHT?

>> No.5640886

>>5639936
ayy lmao

>> No.5641830

>>5640569
>invite alien in
>offer to let alien probe you
>trade off
>alien discovers new culinary potential of humans