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Dear /ck/, I am wondering if it's possible to prepare an edible meal from raw to cooked (or some form of it) by using body heat to "cook" the meal and preparing the meal inside a woman's vagina or anus/colon.

>> No.5618682

yes but you will go to jail

>> No.5618690
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>>5618676
Well, if you find some raw ingredients that 'cook' at or below 98 degrees Fahrenheit then you've got a shot at it.

Let me know what your research turns up.

>> No.5618719

>>5618676
Ice cream soup.

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>>5618676
pic related you cancerous fucking shit.

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>>5618719
kek

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This thread doesn't shock me nearly as much as it should.

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>>5618676
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where the internet has gotten us.........

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>>5618794
very angry right now

>> No.5618817

>>5618676
Woah op you so edgry bro i bet you are popular in your high school

>> No.5618818

I'm gonna take you seriously for a moment and warn against insertion of food into a vagina without at least a protective barrier between it and the woman's flesh. Without some kind of barrier, you're looking at exposing her to a lot of health issues as well as exposing the food to potential pathogens.

Even if there is a barrier, though, you're gonna get an airtight seal at pretty much the perfect conditions for the botulism toxin to develop.

Your best bet is to try to ferment something so that it'll be acidic enough to prevent botulism toxin happening and the fermenting bacteria will prevent harmful bacteria.

>> No.5618821

>>5618818
To be clear, you'll STILL want to have a protective barrier between the fermenting food and the flesh/fluids of the vagina.

>> No.5619252

>>5618734
Hey I can get where the OP is going at least. If you're going to go down on a woman there is a logical connection to literally eating something out of her. Science has proven that the pleasure areas of the brain that involve eating and sex are the same areas so a lot of people are interested in combining the two.

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>>5619252
>pic related

empirical claims

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>>5619252
so I've heard.

>> No.5619272

>>5619256
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-decision-tree/201107/sex-and-junk-food-activate-the-same-brain-circuits-drugs-so-what

BTW only virgins and betas image quote xkcd

>> No.5619296

>>5619272
Weird. As a binge eater i find eating anf sex to be two totally different experiences. Sex is cathartic and genuinely invigorating but binging makes me feel disgusting and anxious, but numb somehow

>> No.5619303

Chicken leg quarters work great anon.
Me and my ex used to make em all the time.
And the whole barrier thing is idiotic. That anon knows nothing.

>> No.5619305

>>5619296
A-are you a chick?


Binge eating for both men and women is bad ;_;

>> No.5619322

>>5619303
lol I want to see what kind of offspring you two might have

>> No.5619369

>>5619272
BTW, only ignorant suburbanites cite Psychology Today and think it's a reputable source.

>> No.5619377

>>5619369
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/edible-seduction

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>>5619377
Oh, Mens' Health....that's a real scientific journal