/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I see your taste in food is as shitty as your taste in audio equipment

>>5618066
Stay mad.

Defrost in microwave, season with lemon pepper and sea salt.

i'm depressed already

>>5618078
Not just yet, there's more to come.

Oh she's gonna be good, I can tell already.

>>5618088
She was frozen, Jim
Shes dead, Jim

>>5618088
you really shouldn't cook on scratched teflon
you know that you're basically eating tiny teflon flakes

>>5618088
That's a shitty pan

You should kill yourself

>>5618094
It's fine, a little teflon wont hurt you, you'll just shit it out and it wont be metabolized.
>>5618098
Why so mad?


Frozen patties kinda suck texture wise, but these are relatively good.

>>5618094
on the plus side, given his shitty taste in apparently all things, this person will likely die of cancer soon, hopefully before spawning

>>5618102
>hopefully before spawning
>implying I want to have a sexual relationship with a human
kek 3dpd


Ok, it's done, just ketchup and Kraft American cheese on this baby.

>>5618114

wow. you should post in the depressing bachelor meals thread, it's somewhere on page 7 or 8 now

>>5618116
What's depressing about pure freedom?
Are you from europe or someting?

Topped with lays potato chips for texture and stuff.

>>5618101
>>5618088
>>5618072
thats a sorry looking burger

>>5618126
Tastes good tho.

Washin' it down with a mexican pepsi, nuthin' but pure cane sugar here.

>>5618120

no, I'm not from europe. in fact I think I live in the same city as you, if I recall from the /g/ shiftfests

>>5618120
From the looks of that, I've had way better burgers during just a visit to Europe. And I don't think you realize what freedom is.

>>5618120
You sicken me.

This is a poor representation of an american burger. Where is all of the BBQ sauce? Hell even I don't make a burger without turning the grill on..

>>5618135
Yes, I do.

>>5618144
So why not overthrow the oligarchy that oppresses and steals from you?

>>5618146
I value the Republic.

>>5618131
a depressing sight indeed

>>5618147
But the republic is broken.

>>5618153
It may be, but I have hope for it.
I'm also not an edgy as fuck teen who wants xD anarchy xD.

>>5618158
>edgy as fuck teen
You should hear what this guy has to say, his philosophy is built from the ground up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcq-6NZv_ho&list=UUC3L8QaxqEGUiBC252GHy3w

I don't agree with all he says but his principles are gold.
If you said that most people are just too stupid to handle freedom I would agree, but there is always education.

>>5618131
>dat fucking receiver, the whole stereo system, dat keyboard

oh god, it's like Star Trek TOS. i'd eat the burger but I want to see your speakers.

>plz be furniture sized 80's speakers

>>5618179

>>5618182
i don't know why but I like you.

carry on.

>>5618120
>nothing but a kraft melty and ketchup
>doesn't even let the slice melt at all

oh man, come on...thats a sad burger

>>5618198
Oh it melted, I just took the pic immediately after assembling it.

To be honest, the reason I use kraft and not real cheese (I have tons of real cheese including jack, pepperjack, medium cheddar etc), is because I don't like the grainy texture of real cheese on my burgers, the kraft slices are much smoother.

>>5618201
you still could have found some lettuce, a tomato, ANYTHING.

fucking kid meal.

Do you at least plan on saving $1 on Private Selection(tm) Pre-Sliced Deli Cheese?

>>5618283
No, buying pre-sliced cheese is disgusting, you gotta draw the line somewhere.

Everyone I know this guy, his nick name is Kid Meal. He just bought a bunch of hipster clothes including flannel shirts, nipple shirts, black dc martins and some fucked up hipster glasses. He really likes penis and desperately needs your approval hence this thread.

>>5618313

Do you guys both live in 1990s Seattle?

>>5618313
aussie shitposters at it again

>>5618088

>2014
>still uses shitty, inferior, teflon cookware

Cast iron master race reporting in.

>>5618182
>thinkpad

I wondered whether you were the same tripfag from /g/. Looks like you are.

>>5618357

different tools for different jobs.

kid meal i suggest you stay on the phone

>>5618429
>>5618457
>>5618481

I can smell your thick Australian accent from here

>>5618481
lol go away joshynisus

be very careful kid-van

>>5618502
lol nice shades bro

who would like to see what evan does to government property. those shades make me feel breezy as fuck.

>>5618299
Is that not a slice of pre-sliced cheese on your burger?

>>5618531
That's not cheese kek.

This is the most based anon ever.
Here's to you my friend.

>>5618131

Is dat a Geogaddi vinyl on the right?

>>5619111
mousepad

>>5618131

Holy fucking shit

You are the biggest pleb I've seen

>>5618575
>anon

>>5618101
damn dude. thats just. man.

>>5618144
you have all that money but you won't make a decent burger?

I don't know if any 4chan thread has ever made me this mad. Well done, op. Well done.

>>5619204
But it was decent, I don't understand.

What's most sad is I'm from Canada and I know several people who do exactly this. Mnus the lemon pepper.

>>5618144
>So autismal he doesn't even trust banks with his money
Average_Klipsch_User.jpg

>>5619242

I think I recall from a /g/ thread that his parents died and left him a house, the speakers, and a pile of cash. He passes his days trying to moderate his used speaker threads on /g/ and fapping to chinese cartoons. Also he's like 50 and has an estranged adult daughter. No one knows precisely why estranged.

>>5619257
Oh, I avoid the audio threads as they're filled with self-entitled tripfags. Horn Loaded has been helpful once or twice though.

>>5619257
Nah, that's horn loaded, different person.

>>5619257
drugged up mother

>>5619273
HI EVAN!!!!

>>5619313
Your pizza looks funny

What the hell are you doing here wat, you're supposed to be too busy being the spooky skeleton and having a circlejerk with horn?

I'm still amused you guys never figured out who I was.

>>5619879

I thought your trip was different, Honry

>>5618063
>frozen burger
>>5618088
>teflon
>>5618114
>shit kraft cheese
>not melting cheese on pan
>>5618131
>>5618182
nice gear


Come to NY Evan so I can teach you how to cook.