/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sorry, what the fuck did you just say?

>>5614433

So what are your thoughts on someone's drink order like for example ordering mojitos causes bartenders to bullshit that they are outta mint

Are you autistic OP?

>>5614438
W-what?

Long island iced tea

Wtf are you trying to say? My bf manages a bar so I'm at a bar every other day... I'm gonna try to answer, though. These 2 girls came in the other night and wanted a drink with a can of redbull floating upside down in it an all I could think was "hey bartender, can I get a dirty can in my drink?"

>>5614429
The following drinks are acceptable for grown men:

>traditional (dry gin) martini
>old fashioned
>some sort of liquor (not liqueur) on the rocks
>some sort of liquor with water or club soda
>pure grain alcohol with rainwater
>nearly every beer but Michelob

>>5614718
Michelin isn't as bad as Stella or Blue Moon...

>>5614723
**Michelob lol. I'm on my phone.

>>5614726
But Stella and Blue Moon taste better, but yes they are terribly over priced for what they are.

>>5614718
you forgot brandy/cognac

>>5614728
They are definitely not manly, though.

>>5614723
>blue moon
>bad

Literally kill yourself.

>>5614723
>>5614726
Michelob is infinitely worse than either Hollander Hipster Brand Hipster Beer. Blue Moon is at least enjoyable.

>>5614731
True, as well as some red wines. I don't know which because I'm an avid whiskey enthusiast and only ever tried wine when my mom forced me to.

A friend of mine is convinced that women only ever drink red wine because at some point in their lives a man either forced them to drink it or picked it up as a form of imitation.

Somewhat valid in my experience.

>>5614736
Not bad, just girly. Get the sand out of your pussy and drink a man's beer you fedora jocking mega faggot.

>>5614740
>I base manliness on the beer someone drinks

You're the most insecure faggot in existence.

>>5614736
HA, you think Blue Moon is a good beer. You must have just turned 21 or just don't know shit about beer.

>>5614744
>I care this much about different beers

You must be quite the lonely faggot

>>5614743
I was replying to a post about drinks appropriate for grown men, dumbass. Blue Moon is citrus water anyway. I have never seen a guy order one in a bar, ever.

>>5614429
>Friends want to go to a bar
>Why? We have a variety of cold beer here
>It's comfy and we have recliners/couch
>There's a TV with cable and netflix
>We don't have to stand around waiting for a table or seats and it's not dimly lit
>Don't have to pay $4 + $1 for the SAME EXACT BEER
>They don't even fucking socialize with girls or get mixed drinks which I assume would be the point
Are your friends as retarded as mine?

>>5614746
And then you went full autist and even called me a fedora

>>5614745
Nope. I just appreciate good beer and not piss water.

>>5614749
Beer is for socializing and having a good time. Literally nothing else, unless you're a massively pretentious faggot.

>>5614748
I can only picture a faggot in a fedora awkwardly sipping a blue moon and not a grown man...

>>5614739
>women only ever drink red wine because
I don't think they have the same interest of taste as most men, they probably favour it over beer because it may have fewer calories or because they look sexy/classy/sophisticated sipping a glass of wine.

What do you think of white wine?
Once every summer my uncle and my brothers and I buy a couple of bottles of nice but cheap white and fill a pitcher with two thirds wine, a handful of ice and about a quarter iced water. Roman style. Much happiness.
>mfw the wine gets downed before the ice melts.

>>5614755
That's because you suffer from severe autism.

ITT: caring about what anyone drinks

Stay beta, guys.

>>5614753
Are you 16? Not everyone chokes down watery piss to get drunk, some beer actually tastes good. I know, shocking.

>>5614759
Stop projecting your violent social retardation.

>>5614762
You always drink for taste?

>>5614765
Beer? Yes.

>>5614767
You don't drink to drunkenness often then?

>>5614771
If I want to get drunk I'll drink hard liquor. Beer will make me feel full/bloated long before I'm drunk. I drink pretty often.

>>5614771
Only faggots in high school and frat college bros do that.

>>5614773
Any other facts you want to share Mr.Hyperbole?

>>5614771
Why is it always shocking that others enjoy the taste of alcohol and aren't only trying to get trashed?

I'm going to Russian River to try a few beers and have no plan on getting trashed. What's wrong with that?

>>5614775
It's obviously kids in high school that don't understand how anyone could enjoy alcohol because all their sister will buy them is Natty Ice.

>>5614775
Nothing at all. I was just curious. I drink so seldom that I only need a few beers to hesitate leaving the bar stool.
Have you really never been drunk after sharing good scotch or similar?

>>5614753

this has to be bait, no one can be this fucking stupid.

>>5614778
Not that poster but it's not that we've never been drunk, it's just that we can drink while knowing our limits and not trying to get drunk.

>>5614778
I was a severe alcoholic that had a bad spending habit, so yes I'd spend absurd amounts on getting drunk. But that was a shitty time of my life. Now I try not to get drunk period.

This got personal quick

>>5614779
Yeah I didn't even know how to reply to that...

>>5614779
>>5614783
That's what beer started as. Although it has evolved to be appreciated by connoisseurs that doesn't mean most beer drinkers drink for the taste. Most drink for the buzz and the refreshment.

>>5614758
Well the only exception to the theory that I know of is my mom. I work in a restaurant (surprise, surprise, posting in an alcohol thread while drunk), and that's where my friend intimated his theory to me.

As long as I've been able to retain memory, my mom has drank red wine (usually Merlot), about 2-3 glasses a night beginning with dinner. My father, while they were married and to my knowledge after their divorce, did not touch alcohol with a 10 foot pole.

In my opinion, white wine is disgusting, but again, that's my mom's influence speaking. I imagine her attitude towards white wines is almost exactly how my attitude towards bourbon whiskey is.

That being said, when the occasion calls for it, my mother will drink scotch whisky with me and our family.

>>5614786
Literally everyone I know who drinks beer enjoys the taste.

>>5614789
I don't recall saying that people don't enjoy the taste.

>>5614758
That's retarded sexist and false. I don't like wine but my best friend and mother both drink a glass or two nearly daily.

>>5614794
You literally just said people don't drink it for the taste. You literally just said that.

This fucking thread

>only women drink red wine! I know because my mom drank red wine

>beer is manliest because the TV told me so

>everyone who disagrees is an autist

summerfriends/10 can't wait until you kiddies go back to grade school

>>5614797
Way to read both of those conversations wrong...... autist.

>>5614731
brandy is a liquor

What your drink order says about you:
>I probably enjoy this drink, and am willing to pay money to drink it in a social atmosphere

that's it

>>5614744
>I started drinking when I turned 21!
heh

>>5614819
No but that's the legal age to buy your own beer or go to a bar where I live.

>>5614747
Sometime it's the thought of going out that counts.
Personally I don't see the point unless you're Pub Crawling.

>>5614718
liqour with water

Might as well tattoo "Big Fat Pussy" on your forehead.

>>5614744

Blue moon actually isn't a bad beer, shit i'll drink 8-10 of them in a night and still enjoy it.

This coming from someone who usually drinks from some of the better breweries.

>>5614844
It just tastes like orange water to me.

>>5614796
To clarify: in my experience people have enjoyed the taste of beer but if offered they won't refuse a cheap watery beer unless it's really shit tier.
Taste isn't the main concern but that doesn't mean it is of no concern.

>>5614834
Quite often adding a splash of water to liquor brings out flavours that would have been masked by the alcohol burn if you had it straight.

>>5614851

Yeah its not the most complex, but i'd rather have that then mexi piss water beer that people seem to think is OK to bring to parties lol

>just put a lime in it, its great!

not a beer snob, but damn that tests my patience lol

>>5614895
>mfw I learn corona was the most drunk beer at my old yacht club

>>5614895
Yeah, at a party I can get it. Much better than corona, Coors or budlight/other party beers.

>>5614861
I don't think it means that taste isn't the main concern, I think it means that people are willing to take what's offered to them because everything's nice when it's free (unless genuinely barf-worthy)

>>5614921
I think you are completely right. The majority of beer drinkers in the world drink it primarily because it tastes good.

I once ordered gin in a pub in England and was sniggered at various people around the bar. I think it's considered a woman's drink.

cold coors light: mine says i love you and have a nice day

>>5614945
they were laughing becuase your a stupid gaijin