/ck/ - Food & Cooking

So what constitutes "gourmet" in this case? Does it just have to look fancy?

>>5536991
Are you referring to B4? I'm the anon who suggested it. OP rephrased my original suggestion (I used the word "fancy", not "gourmet"), but I really just wanted to see someone turn fast food into something better. Think: something you wouldn't be ashamed to serve to your friends and family at a nice dinner party.

Hello! The first BIN/CK/O thread I liked a bit better than this one because it wasn't made by every anon. Perhaps if another one is started after this, it can be made by one person who controls the rules as to eschew obfuscation?
And maybe a little less WebM's?
I like the idea of taking board suggestions, but maybe streamlining them and more supervision is in order.
Love you!

>>5537148
>a little less WebM's
OMG THISSS!

>>5537148
>>5537152

If we're going to do WebM's/gif's at all, they should be animated when added to the board (I literally have no idea how difficult that would be to do, with multiple ones).

>>5537148
ive got one ready to go whenever this one dies. didnt want to be a dick and start a new thread while this was still up. its more cooking focused and less about making gross shit though.

I'm still kinda annoyed by B-1.

My line looked like a war zone at various points over the past couple of nights, and all we get are some illegals give thumbs up with some ketchup bottles or whatever not in the reach-in.

>tfw no phone/camera

>>5537165
You have to bring some gross and funny things into it though

>>5537165
Hello!
Yes, good idea to wait. No need to start a competition competing with a competition on a lax board. Don't lose sight, tho, it's /ck/ after all and needs some BS. But, as you see fit...
I look forward to this.
(Sorry OP, not trying to start a bitchfest, you're doing the lord's work)

>>5537178
Get over it. Start a battlestations thread. 90% of lines are BS at the end of the night. Another reason why this BIN/CK/O is BS because a line cook thought "wouldn't it be awesome if one of the challenges was ...uh...like a something I can easily do?" It's not challenging at all. It's bullshit. And you are bullshit. And the block is bullshit. It's a gimme.

i was the one who said i would smoke some fish, but i went out this morning and the engine decided to be a bitch, so i only got a few. not enough to be worth smoking, they will all be fried today and eaten before tomorrow lunchtime

>>5537826
I half assedly followed that conversation. Another reason why bin/ck/o run by /ck/ anons will not work. The square you were trying to fill.
People gave opinions that fish MEAT might not be "meat" ... I can't even get my head around it. I'm trying really hard to imagine that there is some sort of animal meat that isn't considered "meat", and I can't. But anon doesn't agree and so bigger dumber OP shoots from the hip on what is ok for this and what is not.
This is the antithesis of what it is supposed to be. It is shit.

>>5537845
Fish meat isn't called fish meat. It's called fish. Fish isn't meat.

>>5537845
Smoking ribs in my new smoker as we speak.
Pic should be up by tonight.

>>5537845
meat [meet] Show IPA


noun

1.

the flesh of animals as used for food.


2.

the edible part of anything, as a fruit or nut: Crack the walnuts and remove the meats.


3.

the essential point or part of an argument, literary work, etc.; gist; crux: The meat of the play is the jealousy between the two brothers.


4.

solid food: meat and drink.


5.

solid or substantial content; pith: The article was full of meat, with few wasted words.


Now stfu and smoke some goddamn fish or whatever.

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Sorry, wasn't here for the last thread. Had some wicked diarrhea. So how many of these were Borneo?

>>5535834
$100 knife opening a can then cutting a tomato.
dont have any tomatoes in the fridge, can do a can of tomatoes and a carrot? will that count?

I'm getting drunk as hell when I get home because I hate my life. I'm in class atm and an hour from my house. I can see myself being highly inspired toward making a butter sculpture.

Open to suggestions on what to make.

>>5540998
block or tub?
if its a tub, carvean animoo scene into it russian icon style

>>5540998
Do a butter sculpture of squidward.

>>5540998
>>5541677
this is the only answer

>>5540998
>>5541677
>>5542475

Here anon. I even helped you look for a reference

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coXTeLJpoSg

>>5537165
Nice one mang. Are you oldOP?

I have some ghost chili salsa a friend made but im almost certain it wont count

>>5535834
Smoked meat.

>>5543707
aannnnd timestamp with leftovers

>>5535834

I don't have any whole ghost chilis, but I do have some whole Naga Morich, Trinidad Scorpion, and Ghost pepper / Scorpion crossbreeds. They are all as hot, if not hotter, than a ghost chili. Would any of those work?

>>5542848
No, just had some ideas after seeing the first one and then the criticisms and positives of the second one.

>>5543709
Damn. Looks great anon. Added to the board.

Which did you like better? I'm leaning more towards the ribs.

>>5541677
>>5542475
>>5542492
I agree to this too.

>>5537178
Then take a photo. Borrow a camera or something. I'm pretty sure you have a younger co-worker with a smartphone.

I don't really like the look of that block too; pic's kinda blurry and stuff. I think it can be replaced if a better pic is posted?

>>5537158
Oh god, this. Include the gif, please. It's no use like that.

>>5544695
The ribs for sure.
They were goooood

Bump for justice

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buuuuuump.

heres me with a ghost pepper
sorry 4 shitty pic

>>5552798
fuuuuark forgot timestamp

mouth is on fire im not doing another

>>5552798

>>5552798
>>5552801
Just do a timestamp of your open mouth with the pepper next to it. No need to put it in again.

Does it still count if I accidentally skipped a step when folding them? Here they are anyway.

>>5535834
shit, i have exactly the same minifridge as that beer can guy. it's shit.

>>5535834
Not sure if the >30% tip was supposed to be left by myself or received.

Regardless, here's a $20 tip I got for a delivery I made last night. Works out to 40%. Dude lived right down the street (within 5 minutes). Was technically early, but it still took me an hour and a quarter to get to his house.

Guy was probably high as fuck.

>>5553953
I suggested that one. I had meant for that one to open to interpretation, but I leave the decision to everyone else/OP to decide.

Congrats, but how in the hell did it take you that long to get to his house?

>>5553978
I had another delivery before it (in which a kids stiffed me), and our standard delivery time is more or less 1:20 when we're reasonably busy during the week - weekends it's 1:30. You can see part of the 1:20 on the second to last line above the 50.

That's our delivery ticket and you can see it was taken down at 5:39. I left the store at about 6:15, other delivery was way the hell out of the way, took that one first since it was taken down before this one.

6:43 was when I got back to the store and decided to time stamp it. Probably left the guy's house 5 minutes earlier.

People still fucking order for delivery even though it's an hour and a half. When people complain, we tell them Pizza Hut is right next door (physically it is). Then they still place their order for a large cheese pizza and a large pepperoni and just kinda trail off saying the pizzas better still be hot.

When we say "butter sculpture", how extravagant must it be? Considering taking a block of butter and carving a smiley face into it.

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>>5554010
That's more like a butter engraving.

Butter sculpture of a bottle with a flower shaped top, or a pineapple or some shit.

>>5535834
Worst /ck/ bingo categories I've ever seen.

Author is a fuckwit.

>>5557206
never fear. ive got another ready to go when this one gets done. maybe youll like it better. Not op BTW

>>5557206
I'm pretty sure it's just very old, for a very bleak period of time this would have been accurate, I'm glad it's not again.

>>5557225
its less than 2 weeks old. im not sure I follow what youre saying

>>5535834
so this is how you guys do bingos now? this is more like a scavenger thing than a bingo, board bingos are supposed to be when it shows up inadvertently in another thread

>>5557227
oh... ok... in that case you made a really shitty bingo sheet then.

>>5557232
i didnt make it

>>5557206
>>5557221
>>5557232
>>5557227

I only know one other sheet where the chick is eating the raw egg, are there any others?

>>5557240
>not eating raw eggs and putting microchips inside your body
>2014

>>5557240
this is the second one

>>5553646
Those are some weird looking cranes. What edible material are they made of and how did you cook em?
>>5553953
>>5553978
>>5557176

Added all three.

>>5552798
If you're still here, please post a timestamp. Doing this >>5553379 is acceptable.

>>5557521
I have a deep feeling in my gut that we are never going to complete this one.

Lots of webm requirements and a center box that seems like a waste of time and money. Traditionally that box is free, right?

>>5557521
>Those are some weird looking cranes. What edible material are they made of and how did you cook em?
I made them out of homemade ~pie dough, and I baked them. I thought I made them right and couldn't figure out why they looked like shit until I watched a youtube video and found out I missed a step. So that's why they look so fucked up.

Does the blue and purple meal need to contain meat? Cuz otherwise this actually sounds pretty doable...

>>5558077
And I'm assuming you want the foods blue and purple once cooked, not prior to cooking. Or does either count?

If no one's done it by tomorrow, I can do the ghost pepper with a time stamp. Well, as long as dried peppers count.

I'll check back on this thread later tonight or tomorrow to see if dried peppers are acceptable.

Meal with reddish-purple foods, but no blue.

Salad: plums, grapes, radicchio, and raisins.
Side: canned cranberry sauce.
Dessert: grape ice pop.
Drink: pomegranate cranberry juice.

Not sure if it counts, but one else has posted anything for this yet.

>>5557521
>Mfw you've already failed because the microwaved eggs isn't a gif or a webm
>also pork belly cooked with a hair dryer what the flying fuck

>>5558794
1) OP seemed to have long abandoned us. I am just a random anon putting up the pics in the board because no one else is doing it.
2) I'm willing to bet you weren't in the first thread, otherwise you would have seen the webms of the microwaved eggs.
3) You want to have the actual clip playing on the board? You fucking do it.
4) I hope you know what mfw means because you don't have it. I do. It's pic related.

>>5558758
I'm on the fence about this one. Other anons, would you call this a meal? Also, would it count even if it doesn't have anything blue?

>>5558835
I want to say no - but that's only because I have GRAND PLANS for this one...

I was the one above who asked if the meal needed to contain meat. I was planning something a little heartier than just salad, but still no meat. If y'all wanna count this meal, speak soon or I'm going to the grocery store.

>>5558999
Eh. A meal can be a meal without meat. It's just that for me, the portion size is a bit small for it to be filling and stand out on its own during breakfast, lunch, or dinner. But that's just me. That's why I was asking the other anons.

Anyway, if this gets accepted and then you or someone else posts a better one, we could always use that instead.

>>5558079
What's blue/purple prior to being cooked but not after?

>>5560560
liver, borage flowers, blue berries (more red than purple when cooked), garlic that has undergone the chemical reaction turning it turquoise, and I feel like there was something else, but now I can't remember...

And my GRAND PLANS have gone to shit - the grocery store had only 2 of the things I was looking for. I might try another store later in the week.

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bumpin

>>5535834
>op pic not a webm
kill yourself

>>5558826
>provide imgur link of webm or post it afterwards

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>>5535834
>ramen

>>5569158
A-Anon...

you only have 6 brands
>2 Nissin (1)
>2 Maruchan (2)
>2 Paldo (3)
>2 Nongshim (4)
>1 Sapporo Ichiban (5)
> and 1 IndoMie (6)

We need 8. Get yourself a Shin Ramyun and one other brand and you're all set.

>>5569158
Hey dude you fucked up.

Your spicy chicken Nong Shim ramen is the shitty American one in the microwavable container.

>>5569905
>what is individual branding
next you'll tell me Chrysler and Dodge are both one brand.

>>5553995
>place is called Brothers Pizza Express
>takes an hour and a half to deliver
What the hell else besides kids stiffing you happens during that time period? Something doesn't add up.

>>5570046
I guess the anon who suggested it can help make the decision.

>>5570872
i decided to go to the koreamart instead

>nissin
>maruchan
>nongshim
>paldo
>wong
>sapporo ichiban
>indomie
>samoyang
>myojo

>>5572062
by the way, this udon isn't that great. super chewy. looking forward to that kimchi bowl though. bought a shitty santoku there was well for cutting my gimpap. hopefully i can keep it sharp enough

>>5572062
That's more like it.

>>5572755
i think i might wanna do the mealtime one too, or the fast food one.
what are the rules on that? what is 'gourmet'?

>>5572801
I'm thinking mcdonald's chicken nuggets on a white plate with sweet and sour sauce artistically drizzled across it.

>>5572808
so, not debreaded nuggets sauteed in a pan, with a deglaze sauce and artfully arranged frenchfries?
:^)

>>5572825
I want to do the emt one but they go in a way different direction than I would

might do it anyway just because

ive decided ill do a 20 layer dip
fuck that 11 layer pussy shit

>>5572825
You should plate everything as a famous piece of art. Like the Scream or something by Kadinsky.

>>5573051
since when are 90s horror movies considered art? Pretty good flick though.

what if OP didn't abandon us? what if a drunk asshole at OP's house spilled a drink on OP's laptop during a party, and OP is really really sorry for their absence. And what if OP's phone was stolen later that night too? ;n;

Thank god for the fucking cloud. sorry yall.

>>5558794
it was a webm.

>>5573103
oops wrong one.

>>5573089
NP man we've been adding to it and keeping it bumped while you were away.

proof in case anyone cares anymore, my dog eating the 'pet food' aka birthday cake

>>5573089
Oh hey OP. Welcome back. What shitty luck you have.

>>5573134
my own damn fault for partying too hard. I can't believe the progress

I kept forgetting to make a tripcode so here goes nothin

>>5573137
What kind of disbelief are you feeling?
>Wtf, this isn't completed yet??
or
>Wtf I didn't expect it to be filled this fast!

Bump for Independence

i need clarification on the epic meal time square

>>5573540
It just means that you make one of their recipes and record it.

>>5573544
does it have to be exact, or similar?

say, the sushi pizza- what if i made a bed of sushi as the crust and added tomato sauce and cheese and baked it? or for the meatza, for example. they used a retard tier ground beef base instead of a bacon weave.

>>5573540
I was thinking you needed to do /ck/ memes like black coffee, well done steak, ranch, ketchup, etc

>>5573560
fuck it
saturday i'll make something epic involving a well done steak, ranch based milk sauce, jellybeans and ramen

honestly though, I'm not well versed in /ck/'s maymays

>>5573149
I didn't expect anyone to keep bumping, I expected a mutiny.
>>5573568
if you could post the link to the video, that would be amazing. to build on what everyone said, it just has to be on a grand scale, I don't care about the specific recipe.

>captcha: was ngestd
THE CAPTCHAS HAVE SPOKEN. YOU HAVE TO EAT IT.

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Someone do one bump

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Five bumps in a row. Sad times.

I'm surprised O4 hasn't been done yet. I feel like that should be relatively easy and cheap.

If you're not going to contribute anything, stop bumping the thread.

It's clearly dead at this point.

bump

This bin/ck/o isn't as good as the first. Some are too difficult, some are too easy.

>>5581337
Gonna have to agree here. Also in general, a bingo should never involve you destroying/wasting your own equipement.

>>5581353
>>5581337
Yeah seen a lot of people say this, ive got another one ready when this one is done. hopefully it will be more to your liking, more cooking focused and less about ruining food/equipment. not either of the 1st 2 OPs btw

>>5581987
then start it, nothing's stopping you

>>5582187
waiting on this one to finish, dont want to be rude to the OP. Had it ready for a long time.

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>>5582200
>dont want to be rude to the OP.

Remember this isn't the OP's creation though. He just assembled some other peoples' suggestions.

bumpan

>>5584546
yeah but I still feel like itd be a dick move and piss some people off. we will see where we are in a week or so

Bump!

So, as I see it, this thread is now only bumps. Not even people talking about filling the board.
Crap.

Can I try to make cranes out of stiff pieces of vegetable and rice paper?

Do they have to be folded exactly or only similarly shaped?

>>5590282
This one has been done.

>>5590252
I'll try doing a few of them when I move into my new place. all my stuff is packed atm so it may take few days.

Will someone please just make a philly cheesesteak to fill out O4

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What exactly does a "main course" require? Can't I just make a fucking E-Z Cheese quesadilla and be done with it?

>>5594153
And where can I find it? I don't think any of the grocery stores near me sell it, but to be honest I haven't actually searched for it.

>>5594160
if e-z cheese if what i'm thinking of (e.g. cheez whiz) then it'll be in the aisle with the crackers usually, if you're in murrica

>>5594180
Alright, I'll check it out, I have to go on a grocery run today anyway

>>5594753
timestamp

>>5594757
I see your timestamp
I just didn't want you to eat all the cheese and not have an acceptable pic
you took one for the team anon

>>5594763
it tasted like death, even with all that hot sauce and sour cream i smothered on to drown out the flavor
kill me

A blue and purple meal

>>5585568

>>5594757
lol its a quesadilla.

>>5594757
Thank you very much!
The end is in sight once again...
But B-3 might hinder our progress, albeit slow.

>>5595467
I think the whole webm row is gonna take forever if it even gets done

>>5595472
Can we just remove the .webm requirement? It was useful for the microwaved egg, but a timestamp should be enough for the rest.
Btw, the egg one was based on pic related, with a shelled egg. The one we have shouldn't count. And a still picture of the dirty oven is enough for me, it's not like the sound is visible in a .gif.

this bingo is about to die

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>>5598331
wow, nice necromancy

>>5595467

I suggested B-3. Sorry.

If Borneo hasn't come through yet it's not going to happen.

Let's just stop with the constant, "Bump!".

A dead thread is dead, and everyone on /ck/ who might contribute has seen this thread already.

bump

>>5598544
>suggesting something designed for one specific person
fuck you, youre the reason this bingo is shit

bumpin

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i could do the 30% tip one easy, I get them all the time. I don't want you fags knowing where I work though.

>>5605900
no one cares faggot, especially since that square is filled already

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>>5605946
Maybe he meant could of before done it before it was filled.

>>5607619
he didn't

>>5607862
Alright.

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>>5537148
How can you prove you cooked porkbelly with a hair dryer without a webm?

>>5610384
IM AN IDIOT, DISREGARD

>>5610384

>>5611547
SOMEONE ADD IT

>>5611570
its not timestamped not a webm and its from months ago

>>5611573
but they can be gifs too. time stamp is part of the gif. and we're close to the anniversary of the video so it's close enough

>>5611575
no, no its not

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>>5598544
>A dead thread is dead, and everyone on /ck/ who might contribute has seen this thread already.
Well, I can do I-3, but I don't have tomatoes.

Fuck it, I've got tomorrow off, I'll just grab a tomato from work.

Hopefully I can figure out how to make a .webm.

I can do the deep fried fast food pretty easily, webm format is kind of a pain but whatever. Maybe I'll do the gourmet meal at the same time.

Any requests on what shit I should fry? Right now I'm thinking about either doing wendy's chili or a KFC double down.

>>5613139
>>5613161
if you only knew how many times people have said imma do this tonight/tomorrow

>>5613164
Well I did the beers in the fridge last month, haven't been on /ck/ since. I thought you fuckers would have this done by now but I was wrong so I might as well lend a hand again.

>>5613167
please do

>>5613168
One of the guys at work has a few ghost peppers he just grew too, I'll see if I can get one from him for that square. He might've used em up by now though. Will report back tomorrow unless I get off work early enough tonight to stop by Wendy's.

>>5613164
>tfw I know because I was one of them when this was initially posted
>tfw I still didn't get a tomato from work
>tfw anon will never deliver

>>5614516
>tfw you can afford a 100 dollar knife but not a 1 dollar tomato

Would a heat gun count for B3?
Not like I would be able to do it anyways, but just wondering in case that's deterring anyone else from doing it. It just seems more plausible with a heat gun.

>>5615923
Why wouldn't you be able to do it?

>>5615972
I don't have a hair dryer, heat gun, or pork belly on hand and I really don't want to go out and buy any of those things just to fill a square on this board.

Since I don't get out much, or have access to a vehicle to get fast food, I thought I'd share my idea for a gourmet fast food meal.

Start with something with a large bun, maybe a big mac or a whopper. get only meat, cheese, and onions. put the contents into a frying pan along with chicken nuggets and mince the burger and the chicken; try to remove the cheese for the next step.

For the next step, make sure you get a packet of buffalo sauce and plenty of cheese from your burgers, along with a milk from... wherever. Mix a small amount of milk with the buffalo sauce and cheese to make a cheese sauce. when the cheese sauce is ready, mix it with the meat(?) you fried on the stove and put it back on the bun.

Next step is to add fries to the plate, along with a few ketchup packets to cover part of the plate with.

Finally, fountain soda, coffee or iced tea put in a glass with ice and a pie for dessert.

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>>5617842
That sounds absolutely disgusting.

Similar to >>5617842 in that I can't do this myself, but it's an idea.
But for the deep fried fast food gif/webm...
Take a sandwich/hamburger/whatever, dip it in egg/batter and then deep fry it like a monte cristo.

>>5622429
50 beers guy here, I can't do the deep fried fast food until Saturday because someone's borrowing my fryer (kinda forgot about that when I posted that I'd do it yesterday)

But I'm planning on either deep frying a KFC double down or a cup of Wendy's chili. Probably gonna do the chili because it's more ridiculous.

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>>5598331
>>5600145
>>5602332
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>>5627884

Fellow co/ck/s, this thread has been here for too long. It's about a month old and the board is still not closer to completion than it was 12 days ago (when the last box, O4, was filled).

To those still bumping this thread and to those who want a new bin/ck/o board, I offer a suggestion. Hear me out.

Let us let this particular bin/ck/o die if:
> the board doesn't get completed by July 31.
or
> the thread 404s (no creation of a new thread once this one reaches bump limit)
>whichever happens first.

Conversely, anyone who would want to start a new bin/ck/o board would be welcome to do so:
>on or after August 1
>after this thread 404s
>whichever happens first

To any anons in agreement with this, please let yourself be heard. Other suggestions are also welcome.

>>5628714
ive had one ready for a long time but wanted to wait til this one got done or dies to post it despite some people telling me to go ahead

>>5628714
Sounds good to me.

>>5628195
mike is best character

>>5629554
>>5628714
Sounds good. I hope new-new-OP's bingo is better than this one.
What's the bump limit on /ck/?

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>>5630635
300?

>>5631208
>300?
I can only guess.
I'm too lazy to check if it bumped or not.
inb4 : inb4 /ps/ grammar : fuck you.

>page 10
>not sure if should bump
>bump anyway