/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5594890
Bowl of oats, around noon. I don't have time for that shit, what do you do for work?

>>5594890
Look I don't know if English is your second language but 'breakfast /ck/ you?' Is /b/ tier gramner and I really think we can do better. If you are just trolling then I tip my fedora but if you are seriously trying to start an interesting /ck/ discussion then I think you need to rephrase.
Perhaps you can try something like: 'hi /ck/, this is my breakfast what do you think? What are you guys having for breakfast?'

To me the 'meal /ck/ you?' phrase is plain rude, unintelligent or trolling.

Holy shit youre joking right?.

I just have a bunch of a single type of fruit.

>>5594910
Hi it's me again my iphone autocorrected the word 'grammar' to something else

>>5594905
construction. It's saturday here.

>>5594890
your table cover is giving me a seizusdwolA 98 0q-2

>>5594890
>I don't have time for that shit
Of course you do. You just choose to spend that time staying up later than you need to. Is browsing 4chan until midnight really worth having to rush in the morning?

>>5594910
I'm with this guy OP, the internet is serious bidniss.

>>5594926
Yeah, mornings are shit regardless. I'm most motivated in the evenings

i had red beans and rice.

>>5594890
i like your table and i like your mug
plz tell me about both

>>5594957
table is hardwood 6 seater that can expand to 8 seater, purchased at an auction. Has a rubberry/felt type cover over it, not sure where gf acquired it.
Mug was purchased from an elderly gentleman at the St. Andrews hippy market.

>>5594890
and I thought I liked a lot of pepper on my eggs
What kind of bacon? Looks good.

tall glass of strong black coffee poured over ice and an american spirit burned down quick with the sunrise. I hear breakfast is important but I'm still sleepy and not hungry when I wake up.

>>5594890

Aunt Jemima® Buttermilk pancakes drowned in some Aunt Jemima® Original syrup and some generic brand butter.

>>5595045
just middle bacon from supermarket deli

>>5594890

Grapefruit, whole and a yogurt with some water and coffee

>>5594926
Yes.

mornings are shit no matter how early I wake up or what I eat. unless its a weekend and I can roll around the bed for an hour or two after I wake up, thats the way to spend a morning the right way. I'd rather browse 4chan until midnight than wake up early and do morning shit though.

>>5594890
looks like the predator is sneaking up on you

I'm just being a pleb with one mandarin, a banana, an apple with some natural PB (not that kraft/skippy salt bomb shit), an green tea, and almond milk
:/

>>5595127
yes

i just had a fritter with tons of corn, tomatoes and red onion in it
topped with a previously made tomato salsa, avocado and a caramel lime sauce
coffee too, of course

>>5595565
sounds good

>>5595171

am I being trolled?

is this what being trolled feels like?

nobody can really be this pretentious can they?

>>5594890

Corned beef hash omelet, which is really good, despite the picture...

>>5595822

>liking skippy crap
>thinking it's pretentious to not want to eat something that tastes like a diabetic took a shit

never change, /ck/, never change

>>5595844
Most poverty breakfast I have ever seen and I have volunteered in soup kitchens before

>>5595860
I just peed in your bed

>>5595860

If I'd have added jalapenos to it like all you hipster "chefs" do with EVERYTHING, you'd be sicking my dick and saying what a fucking culinary delight it is.

Some eggs in purgatory scooped up with rice cakes.

>>5594890

>>5594890
Where's that deformed shun?

>>5595913
>>5594890

>>5595928

>>5594910
first time on /ck/?

meh

>>5594890

I had eggs in baskets. They were okay but I didn't enjoy them as much as I used to, the butter taste was overpowering. But it's the weekend and I though I'd make something a little more complicated than oats.

>>5595844
Hahaha I know it would actually be really tasty but fuck man it looks like somebody punched it lol
It looks so defeated

>>5594890
Good mushrooms

>>5594890
That mug is awesome

>>5595009
oh st andrews market in vic? nice

>>5595971
what is that blue book?

I'd be way healthier and energetic if i ate like this. Today for breakfast i think i had a granola bar and chocolate milk. and now pretzels. if theres no cereal i basically just starve

>>5596398
yeh

>>5596002
thx, they are just swiss shrooms baked in oven then crumbled some blue cheese and rosemary over and put under griller/broiler.

>>5594890

>>5595851
>tastes like a diabetic took a shit

What? Why would a diabetics shit taste any different?

>>5597524
he's saying it's too sweet

>>5597563
why would a diabetics shit be sweet?

>>5598556
diabetics can't process sugar completely, google "pissky"

>>5598569
but that's urine not shit

>>5595089
mah nigga

>>5594910
fucking sperg

>>5598569
I'm a diabetic with a scat fetish & can confirm my poop tastes no more sweet than others

>>5600211
gross lmao

>>5597498
I am a raging fatty and I must make this for dinner.

>>5600528
That's not even that fattening, compared to other meals. I bet you're a girl or a hungry skeleton, aren't you?

>>5600543
I'm just hungry, man. We don't have to drag girls or skeletons into this.

>>5600543
skeletons aren't real

>>5594890
Nothing, thanks for asking

Procrastination cooking. Haven't studied for my exam :S :S

Just a bowl of cornflakes.

>>5594890
wtf is wrong with your table OP

>>5602370
>4artsy9me
Just take a fucking picture and don't be a faggot about it

>>5600611
there is a live skeleton inside of you RIGHT NOW just waiting for the right moment to escape.

>>5602705

Don't say that Mr. Husband, you're frightening me.

>>5600211
That should be a banner

>>5602701
Lol wat?

Rice with pork,bread,water.Not in pic is a banana and an apple

>>5594910
>/b/ tier gramner
Haha, you dork

>>5604079
>white bread
>plastic cup of water
>mystery meat chunks on white rice in tupperware
ugh, i hope your banana is ripe at least

>>5604098
The meat is blade stake pork, cut in cubes. The steaks looked horrible and I'm not the kind of person that would throw out the food so I made the best I could with it. Bread... yeah, it sucks, but that had no other in caffeteria. I've got a glass cup, pic related. And the fruits aren't overriped, they're beat up from carrying in a shoulder bag (was running to work, almost came in late).

>>5604117
Ah, good, I don't mind overripe bananas, but I was worried it might be a green banana, they taste kind of... soapy to me. As for the other things, I'm just fuckin' with ya, no worries

>>5604079
It looks so bland.

>>5602701
That isn't artsy, it's just a decent camera and light, and not totally fucked up basic food.

>>5602370
Looks like a decent toss together to me.
It does look tough, though. I bet it would've been a lot better to eat if you took another minute or two and peeled the pepper.
What kind of cheese?

>>5595882
jalapenos are hipster now?
fucking hell, is all my food is going to have to be midwestern bullshit or mass produced junk to not be considered hipster, or what?

>>5595844

Jesus Christ nigga that is some white trash breakfast.

>>5595882
>jalapenos
>hipster
>sicking my dick

>>5594890
i try to eat a different thing for breakfast every day.
today is just honey Cheerios
yesterday was jam on toast
day before was scrambled egg
and so on

>>5594890
Banana bread and lamb ragu baked with whole wheat penne and grated parmesan cheese. I'm super stoned and I got flour all over the damn floor :(.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO EATS SARDINES FOR BREAKFAST???

Store brand scotch and fish tacos

>>5604359
Too much Oz. on here today.

>>5604367

Get some fish into ya, cunt

I often have sardines on toast with baked beans. I called it beans and 'dines, lel. A cup of tea goes very nice with it.

>>5594890

Litre of coffee in a travel mug. Wish I had time to actually do up some bacon and a poached egg though.

>>5595844
I know I talked trash about your punch omelet but it did inspire me to make a bacon egg burito, the egg wrapped around the bacon
Was pretty good,

>>5604364
fuck, that sounds awful

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Egg and cheese English muffins with basil tomatoes in and on the side with homemade blueberry lemon honey soda...

It's 5:00 and I haven't slept yet haha

Poached eggs on homemade toast with a cup of tea and a pudding.

>>5594910

I sure do love the smell of newfags.

>>5594890
I've got basic breakfast essentially. Eggs, Bread, Assorted spices and herbs. Pretty much alot of shit.

Now I have a package of ground turkey, what can I do with this?

>>5604448
make some skinless sausages

/fit/ here

>>5606562
Congrats on serving a weeks worth of brotein in one meal.

>>5606562
>/fit/
>implying eating 2kg of chicken is healthy

>>5606562
Lol when will people stop getting tricked by the supp industry into believing that you actually need 50x BW in protein a day to get big.

.5/.6g is perfect for me.

>>5606587
>>5606598
>>5606601

Do you really think i ate 6 pounds of salmon in one meal?

>>5606623
No, but your protein intake is probably way, way more than you actually need.

This thread, this fucking thread right here is why I spent an hour at an ungodly time in the morning drooling over pictures of omelettes.

If I had just $3 I could be lazy and get sunrise croissant sandwiches from Hardee's....

>>5606642
omelettes always seem like a dissapointing amount of work - reward ratio.