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5568044 No.5568044 [Reply] [Original]

Finally. He reviewed it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fDDf6w-J0

>> No.5568056

>dat Jersey "SOOAUSS"

>> No.5568058

Excellent

>> No.5568072

>>5568044
KFC has a philly cheesesteak?

>> No.5568080

>>5568044
>3:43
DAT CHEESE DOE

>> No.5568103

>>5568056
He's from upstate ny

>> No.5568118

> you will never live long enough to see this guy move out of the house or get laid

>> No.5568124

Why doesn't he review fast food and energy drink pairings.

>> No.5568126

>>5568124
Why is it always fast food? Does his mom not cook?

>> No.5568132

>>5568126
Why is there a dollar tapped to the wall behind him?

>> No.5568137

>>5568132
ME MILLIONTH DOLLAR

>> No.5568138

who the fuck is this nigga, jg wentworths nephew?

>> No.5568147

10 minutes of him being disappointed

>> No.5568151
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>>5568147
I know right, this bitch ass metrosexual faggot wearing a mens warehouse suit tryna be donald trump while reviewing fast fucking food.

>> No.5568162

>>5568118
Can you imagine him reviewing the taste of pussy with a cup or Red Bull next to him?

>> No.5568164

>>5568162
of**

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>>5568044
thanks for the update OP. please keep posting his videos when they come up... I love this shit.

>> No.5568178

>You will never review fast food on youtube while wearing your dead Grandpa's suits

>> No.5568194

What is this and why does /ck/ love it
Yes, I already saw the video.

>> No.5568208

>>5568194
Because this guy is one guy in the world guaranteed sadder than everyone on 4chan.

>> No.5568214

>>5568208
I'd eat fast food with him.

>> No.5568327

>>5568208
I dont think he is sad, seems happy enough in his world. All he does is buy fast food and say what he thinks, its not like he is Hitler.

>> No.5568335

>>5568044

how is this cunt still borderline anorexic?

>> No.5568336

>>5568327
He seems like an autistic faggot.

>> No.5568347

I like to imagine his parent or guardian is hovering just out of frame, staring at him with pure hate.

>> No.5568348

>>5568132

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO YOU CUNT

>> No.5568354

>>5568335

does he get extreme amounts of cardio from fleeing?

>> No.5568357

>>5568327
You should watch his 'my average day' video. The whole half-hour of it. You'll probably feel pretty bad afterward. You'll definitely get an idea of his emotional state though.

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>>5568044
thanx review brah

>> No.5569759

>>5568194
I don't know, but /fit/ seems to love him for some reason, too.

>> No.5569769

>>5568327
>all he does is buy fast food
you know him?

>> No.5569787

how old is review brah

>> No.5569793

>>5568194
Don't know that anyone loves it beyond thinking
>lol, look at this kid, thank fuck I didn't do that when I was 15

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>>5568357
oh god

>> No.5569810

>I can't taste the cheese, I can't taste the sooooooouce

How the hell can he not taste that?
5:57

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>>5568080
I read this just before he said it.

>> No.5569906

>>5568357
well I just watched both of them and now I'm depressed.

>> No.5570137

>>5568044
he remembers what he was wearing from 5 years ago when he last ate a double down.

you can't get more autistic than this.

>> No.5570183

"Black suit, white shirt, and a solid red tie..."

Alpha to the max...

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>>5570183
I smell a faggot

>> No.5570215

>>5570137
You probably don't easily forget vomiting up your small intestine

>> No.5570228

does he even work?? if he just sits around the house all the time..

>> No.5570234

>KFC hot sauce is too hot
watta bitch boy

>> No.5570238

>>5568357
>>5569803
>>5569906

You guys are stupid as fuck, it's a character and a deadpan act that reviewbro does, that's the whole point of those videos.

>> No.5570322

I'm willing to bet that this guy has a 10" schlong.

>> No.5570327

WAS IT ALL THERE?

I didn't watch it.

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5570346

Always remember: You're sitting in front of your computer, not moving, watching an autistic kid in a suit eat cheap fast food.

>> No.5570356

>>5570238
It's not. Watch his average day. He plays runescape and eats fast food when his mom brings it home

>> No.5570459

>>5570215
If only

>> No.5570540

This reminds me too much of Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags.

Also does he dress like that normally or just for his videos (including the average day episodes)?

>> No.5570559

>>5570540
everyday, which i dont understand since he doesnt really leave the house, I always figured he had some office job but nope

>> No.5570566

>>5570559
It's the shoes indoors that confuse me the most.

The house is also in need of a renovation so it doesn't look like he's stuck Seinfeld

>> No.5570580

>>5570238
>confirmed for him

Welcome to /ck/ we have tons of questions about your videos

>> No.5570665

Is one of the questions: Why do you feel the need to viral market on /ck/?

>> No.5571527

>>5570665
The Runescape business is declining clearly

>> No.5571539

>>5570559
>everyday, which i dont understand since he doesnt really leave the house, I always figured he had some office job but nope

He's still in school.

The suits are just worn to give him a gimmick on Youtube.

>> No.5571561

>>5571539
No he actually wears them daily. Watch his average day videos when he shows his wardrobe and explains how he needs to buy short sleeve dress shirts for the summer because it's too hot to wear the long sleeved ones.

>> No.5571563

>>5571539
Actually he only has suits. In his average day video, he goes through his closet and literally all he has is dress clothes. Also pictures at school show him wearing suits with peacoats.
Not to mention, he dressed like that for the video to showcase what he does in his life... And he was basically himself never on camera.

He also has no friends. And he got OE gets regularly bullied in school for being fucking weird.

>> No.5571598

Has anyone seen all of his videos and can give a rundown of what his life is like? I'm very intrigued.

>> No.5571634

>>5571539
>He's still in school.
Reviewbrah shootup when?

>> No.5571653

what cracks me up the most is how bleak and depressing the colors of his camera are

>> No.5571696
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>>5568044
This kid looks like Ozil.

>> No.5571814

I really want to hang out with this guy

>> No.5571833

>>5571598
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN2FelQLr6o

>> No.5571838

>>5571814
Yeah, seems like a total bro.

>> No.5571845

>KFC Double Down

I don't know what he's bitching about. I had one when they first came out and thought it was pretty good. And I thought it was supposed to be 2 pieces of bacon? And there's way more SOOOOOAUCE on there than he was giving them credit for. His did look pretty shittily made though. Probably just a bad day at that KFC.

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>>5570346
I am going to print this post out, and put it on the wall above my computer. This should really motivate me to do more with my life.

>> No.5571937

>>5571838
He seems like a potato.

>> No.5572002

>>5571563
/r/ing the pictures of him at school.

>> No.5572309

I actually have to wear suits for work, I'm jealous as hell of this kid. He realistically only needs one suit if he wasn't some supreme gentleman. I wish my closet had 1/10 of the suits his has

>> No.5572322

Has he ever been doxxed or at least gave us more info himself? I saw his most recent average day and when he walks he only films his feet, I was disappointed. I wanted to get a look at his house. Even when he was sitting on his porch he didn't raise the camera enough to see more than the concrete and a little grass.

Also at the end he basically says don't try to emulate his average day and actually try and do something productive

>> No.5572334

>>5572322
In that video, he !mentions reading a newspaper. I googled the name and narrowed his address down to one of three cities in upstate new York.

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>>5568138

>jg wentworth

>> No.5572368

Trying to advertise your videos on 4chan while also sock puppeting the threads?

Get outside kid, seriously.

>> No.5572370

>>5570234
hes from up north, everything is too spicy for them yankee sofites

>> No.5572371

>>5572368
I doubt it that he's itt, very few people have every come to 4chan to get themselves publicity and came out of it with positive results

>> No.5572378

>>5572371

Who, who would actually give enough of a fuck to keep posting his newly released videos on /ck/?

This thread is empty. EMPTY I SAY!

>> No.5572381

>>5572378
He's like a train crashing into the sun with massive cleavage. There's just no way you can look away, and so his videos will get posted and talked about because there's something about it that we just can't ignore

>> No.5572382

>>5572378
You're on a site where autistic people worship little girls and teen girls for making videos of them saying nothing.
A site that had such a problem with adult men being fans of "My Little Pony" that they had to make their own board to try and contain them, even though they're still on every board.
It't not hard to believe someone would post his videos.

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>>5572381
>>5572382

> There's no way you can look away

Oh yeah? Watch this.

Spoilers: BYE

>> No.5572410

>>5572406
>as he keeps this thread in a tab waiting for replies to his epic burn

>> No.5572412

>>5568164
Today on running on empty we're reviewing your girlfriends pussy.

Appearance wise its something less to be desired, but i was never one to judge a book by it's cover. Gotta fishy smell, might compare it to macdonalds fillet'O'fish or oysters, in fact before i even taste it i might want to add some lemon or some hot sauce to really complement the flavours.

So lets get right to it.

Hmm yes it's a rather unique flavour, very soft texture and a somewhat metallic taste. there the labia, the clitoris and some other things i've never seen there. So i take it as everythings there.

>> No.5572424

>>5568357
Jesus christ, is this guy me?
granted, I'm not doing this shit on an average day, but the shortwave radio station comments are practically my own. How random.

>> No.5572427

Wow.. I watched his average day.
That was sad.
From thinking you could cook a frozen pizza in the box to playing miniclip and listening to shortwave radio...
I hope it gets better for him.

>> No.5572444

how old is he?

i've always been curious about this

>> No.5572447

>>5572444
I'd say between 16-19

My money is on 17

>> No.5572479

>>5572447
You know a lot about 17 year olds? Faggot.

>> No.5572483

>>5572427
if thats what makes you happy in life i suppose

>> No.5572509

>>5572479
Sure is /b/ in here today

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>>5568044

>> No.5572543

>>5572479
It looks like you're posting from a phone so I'll help you out. Click the selection bar at the top of your screen and scroll up four spaces. There you'll find the board more suited to your intelligence. You're welcome

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>>5572522
also nice shill OP. second one in a couple days... its like you realize ck/ are sheepy sheeps that mire autism

>> No.5572556

Somebody's mad as fuck itt, holy shit

>> No.5572562

>>5572427
kill yourself

>> No.5572568
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5572568

I have been wondering for months if I should post Report of the Week on /ck/

I am amazed, his life consists of nothing but these videos and his mom repeatedly calling him pathetic.
He has a runescape spammer that promotes his channel.

>> No.5572573

best game to play as someone who's been here a while and only uses slower boards: spot the /b/-tard

This thread is strong with /b/ in the last little bit, he isn't even trying to be inconspicuous. Just really sad attempts at epic trolling

>> No.5572574

>>5572568
well post then of course.

>> No.5572575

>>5572568
Videos where his mom calls him pathetic, please. I haven't caught any

>> No.5572579

>>5572575
in his average day video, skip to the part where his mom brings home KFC. you'll hear her

>> No.5572582

>>5572579
Ah, I've only seen the sequel to average day. I'll need to see the original, thanks m8

>> No.5572593

>>5572574
I feel I shall never hold back again

>>5572575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N7DiR8ltCo
He actually has TWO day in the life vids. The first one if you go to around 32 minutes in his mom calls him pathetic.

>> No.5572611

this guy is pathetic

it's hilarious how he can't take any criticism either

>> No.5572618

>>5572412
lol

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>>5572556
>>5572562
butmad autist in the vid is on the 4chins
>yfw you arent even that pleb but it was you

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>>5568138

>> No.5572652

>>5572628
>implying you're not full of shit, one of those faggots who criticize people that's different than you
and you're probably american too, typical american behavior.

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>>5572652
tou didnt qualify for that yfw yuropoor
>tf to be a glorious american

>> No.5572672

>>5568044
Why do you guys eat that. Why do you hate your body? Why do you want to eat really unhealty deep fried crap?

>> No.5572679

>>5568044
I wish I could sit in front of the camera and talk for 10 minutes making sense.

>> No.5572687

>>5572679
I wish you could too.

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>>5572687
i wish all 4 of you could

>> No.5572714

>>5572652
>spelled behaviour without a 'u'
Confirmed for American trying to pose as yuro to start shit

nice try

>> No.5572782

>>5572371
He tripfagged on /ck/ once. We told the little shit to go back to /fit/. Very annoying they keep trying to make him a thing here in /ck/.

>> No.5572814

>>5568044
His reviews basically saved my marriage.

>> No.5572823

>>5572782
What did he say/ do?

>> No.5572867

>>5572823
he got very upset that we had an opinion

>> No.5572885

What was he doing on /fit?

>> No.5572894

>>5572371
what is anonymous you samefag damage controller
>youre lucky everyone here is over 30 and gullible as dogshit

>> No.5572901

>>5572894
lost interest.
enjoy your last bump wannabe american wrestling

>> No.5572908

>>5572894
You're not even making sense, bud

>> No.5572913

>>5572901
This also makes little sense

When did /ck/ lose its mind? This bored is too close to /b/ in the directory

>> No.5572918

>>5572913
Board***

>> No.5572920

>>5572913
accidentally asp/.. judo
>athlete stuff

>> No.5572949

>>5568103
same accent really.

>> No.5573026

>>5572867
Any screencaps?

>> No.5573043

>>5572368
he posts on misc

>> No.5573048

>>5572593
>>5572568
his mom is joking around

>> No.5573844

>>5572782
Can someone tell me what to search on the archive? Tripcode, name, anything.

>> No.5573886

>>5573844
I think it was reportoftheweek

or thereportoftheweek

>> No.5574025

>>5573844
Please let me know if you find it.

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>>5568103
Really? M-maybe we're neighbors

>> No.5574199

I like his videos. He reviewed the Slim Jim. I watched the whole fucking thing.

>> No.5574297

>>5568044

I love this guy. There's a constant sense of melancholy. I genuinely hope he finds a partner to make him happy.

>> No.5574317

He's pretty good, I even listen to his rambling VORW things

>> No.5574658

>>5573048
She wasn't

>> No.5574784

>>5568171
Me too.
If only the shithead admin would stop deleting the threads.

>> No.5574786

>>5571833
Unbelieveable, anyone who posts suicide threads on /b/ needs to.watch that vid. Suddenly their life would seem interesting and fun.

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>>5568171
>>5574784
Subscribing to the channel will surely keep you up to date on his uploads!

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please let this thread die, this kid is a faggot, he needs help, not an audience.

>sage

>> No.5575275

>>5572593
>annotation in the beginning "i-its satire..."
Lol

>> No.5575898

Eternal thread

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He is my spirit animal

>> No.5575924

>>5575274
This.

>> No.5575939

>>5568336
How does it feel to know that autistic faggots are far more happy and fulfilled in their lives than you ever will be?

>> No.5575941

>>5575939
He sure is happy trying to spam /ck/.

>> No.5575950

>>5574658
yeah and she gets BTFO for playing cheap flash games and watching reruns of cops all day.

sounds like a shit mom

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>>5568354

>> No.5577645

>>5568044
His reviews aren't as good as mine, just saying.

>> No.5577812

Once again I want to make fun, but goddamn if he isn't dressed well. Man has class.

>> No.5577818

>>5568151
at least he respects his audience enough to dress up

>> No.5577831

>>5577645
no one cares

>> No.5577840

>>5568044
I'd really like to see him go to a real restaurant and review it

>> No.5577875

>>5568044
>dat cheese doe

His 4chan is showing

>> No.5577891

>>5577875
9gag/reddit*

>> No.5577912

>>5571561
why doesn't he get some suits that actually fit him?

>> No.5577953

>>5568044
>didn't even finish it
>a disappointment indeed

the real disappointment is your review, sperggins

>> No.5577966

What a bizarre specimen.

>> No.5577975

>>5577891
>>5577875
doe is tumblr you goobers

>> No.5577979

>>5577975
That's even worse.

>> No.5577990

>>5577975
I thought it was just slag, I heard people use it jokingly long before those sites were even around

>> No.5578016

>>5568118
loving every laugh

>> No.5578021

>>5568151
>fast fucking food

I heard thc oil is good for autism

>> No.5578033

>>5568044
WHERE'S THE GRAVY?

>> No.5578046

>implying JP Morgan's great grand nephew isn't the GOAT

>> No.5578070

>>5577645
Did you bump this thread because you are also a shitposter?

>> No.5578085

>>5578070
The conversation was just starting, I didn't wnat it to die too early. I'm not a shitposter I just hate seeing good threads go to waste.

>> No.5578091

>>5578085
its been up for 3 days and has over 160 replies its hardly "just starting"

>> No.5578093

>>5578091
>replying to Zed

>> No.5578101

>>5578091
This thread has potential

>> No.5578114

>>5570356
the point went over your head and im replying three days

>> No.5578119

>>5578101
Nice to see you ban evading again.

>> No.5578120

>>5578093
Who is he?

>> No.5578123

>>5578119
I was never banned.
You can't evade bans and trip retard.

>> No.5578124

>>5578120
some /k/ reject who periodically shitposts on /ck/

>> No.5578127

>>5578123
>I was never banned.

No need to lie now.

>> No.5578129

>>5578127
Not recently I mean.

>> No.5578132

>>5578124
Their board tried to apologize for him. It was nice of them. Apparently, they don't like him either.

>> No.5578133

>>5578120
A pilot, a husband, a dad but most importantly the self appointed community content manager on boards such as /k/, /ck/, /out/ and /an/.

When I see a bad post that breaks the rules I report it but otherwise I just want everyone to post on-topic and help lively intelligent discussion flourish. Thank you for asking I hope I may assist you again in the future.

>> No.5578135

>>5578129
You came back a few hours after being banned multiple times. That's ban evading and usually that means a perma ban.

>> No.5578140

>>5578135
Stop talking out of your ass about things you don't know. I've never evaded a ban in my life.

>> No.5578142

>>5578140
No need to lie.

>> No.5578143

>>5578133
>I just want everyone to post on-topic and help lively intelligent discussion

toppest kek. you are constantly the antithesis of what you aim

>> No.5578145

>>5578142
I'm not lying. I'm a pilot and I have a kid, I have much better things to do than deal with than participate in such nonsense.

>> No.5578147

Say what you will but that hair part is flawless.

>> No.5578150

>>5578145
Nah, you if you better things to do you wouldn't be ban evading on /ck/.

>> No.5578151

>>5578150
No matter how hard you shitpost it, it doesn't make it true. Begone with your foolishness, this is a place for discussion not arrogance and false claims.

>> No.5578152

>>5578145
Take your personal shit to facebook. This is an anonymous image board.

Considering you're a regular, it's pretty apparent that you are living vicariously making up shit that cannot be proven or disprove to try and supplement your meritless life.

>> No.5578154

>>5578151
It's true though.

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>>5578151
>this is a place for discussion not arrogance and false claims.

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>>5578152
>anonymous image board.
LOL, someone needs to read the FAQ, fast.

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>>5578155

>> No.5579121

>190 replies
As soon as I saw the OP I should have known

>> No.5579175

I'd like the running on empty dominoes gif

>> No.5580088

>nb4 this faggot bumps his thread again.

>> No.5580184

what's with all the hate hes just a kid...

I love KFC double downs tho I make them at home lol

>> No.5580286

He's surprisingly charismatic.

>> No.5580394

Reported for advertising

>> No.5580429

>>5580394
>faggot
not saging, then announcing report, while I agree it is spam, I hope you get banned too.

>> No.5580550

>>5568044
what an ugly bastard

>> No.5580562

Does this kid post on 4chan or something?
Why do I always see his videos spammed around.

>> No.5580577

>>5580429
>>5580562
>spam
Wow, one thread up and looking at the catalogue it's not any worse than most other threads.

Ever stop to think people enjoy his reviews and his unique personality?
I know I do.

>> No.5580720

>not liking him for who he is

Kid's fun to watch. Makes me feel better about my life, too

>> No.5580724

My favorite part was when he got all mad about forgetting napkins.

>> No.5580734

>>5580429

Fuck you cunt, not my fault 4chan X fucks up from time to time.

I hate this autist tryhard self-promoter just as much as you do but I'm going to bump it just to spite you, fag.

>> No.5581666

>>5580724
I don't think he was mad he was just frustrated.

>> No.5581901
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Oh god the story about the dollar bill towards the end.

>> No.5581996

>>5580734
You seem angry

>> No.5581997
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>>5568044

I love how he calls his greasy fastfood a dish. Oh god.

>> No.5582407

>people talking shit
>lol he is autistic

/ck/ has changed. the guy is great and his reviews are fairly spot on. for shame /ck/ for shame..

>> No.5582605 [DELETED] 

>>5582407
eat a dick.

the next motherfucker to bump this thread will be kidnapped in the middle of the night and will have a bull cock sewn to their forehead.

SAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.5582623

>>5582605
>>>/b/

>> No.5582737

>>5582605
Kek thanks for bumping!

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>>5572412
hah. hah.

>> No.5583465

>>5581997
They technically are dishes.

>> No.5583543

>>5570183
An elephant

NEVER

forgets.

>> No.5583625

Wait, I don't come here often. What does this do? I'm watching his daily life vids and he eats literally nothing but fast food and he always wears suits? That it?

>> No.5583963

>>5583625
He's also a witty personality who gives honest unbiased fast food reviews. He's the most /ck/ food reviewer to date.

>> No.5583974
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did you guys ever watch his day in the life video?

fucking feels man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN2FelQLr6o

>> No.5584004

>>5583974
>yfw he just wants people to talk to

>> No.5584034

>>5568044
I feel bad now.

I'm unhappy now

>> No.5584453

>>5583974
yeah, because someones already fucking linked it you tard

>> No.5584767

>>5583625
It's spam from /fit/. /ck/ doesn't like this retard.

>> No.5584844

>>5568044
Has he reviewed the pretzel buns at Wendys yet?

>> No.5584853

>>5584767
>spam from fit
No it's not you aspie, people on /ck/ like it, if you don't that's fine all you have to do is leave.

>> No.5584876

>>5584767
>implying anyone can dislike this retard

>> No.5584916

>>5568044

SAGE IN ALL FIELDS

>> No.5584921

>>5584844
Has anyone? I tried to get one once but they said they were sold out...

Are they any good?

>> No.5586160

>>5584921
They're great, I eat one at least once a week at lunch. Just imagine a classic Wendys sandwich with two slices of heaven as the buns.

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5586347

> that one where his mom calls him pathetic

>> No.5586367

>>5586347
pls post

>> No.5586372

>>5586367

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N7DiR8ltCo#t=1917

>> No.5586405

>>5586372
>highlight of my day right here

Hoooly shit, that's sad.

>> No.5586526

New Vid:
http://youtu.be/OyQeNYToxtU

>> No.5586549

>>5586526
>the dollar bill is gone

>> No.5586570

I really want to chill with this nigga. Smoke a bowl, play some vidya, eat some fast food, maybe a little jerk off session....

But i seriously like his videos. He's strangely fun to observe

>> No.5586572

>>5568044
The more i watch this kid aut all over the place while eating mass produced consumer grade food... The more i love him. I cant explain it.. But there is something about him... A quality, a way of talking, a ser of manuerisms,,, that i just dont mind gazing upon for 5 or 6 minutes at a time.

>> No.5586591

>>5586570
Rest assured, you are a socially retarded individual. Honestly, better or kill yourself.

>> No.5586783

>>5586570
He has a pleasant attitude and his reviews are thoughtful and considered without all the hyperbole that is so common these days.

>> No.5587054

>>5586591
No reason to be this rude at all dude.

>> No.5587130

>>5584453
>expecting me to read through 200 replies

>> No.5587147

>>5587130
>ctrl + F
>search: DN2FelQLr6o

>> No.5587157

>>5587147
>expecting me to put in that much effort

>> No.5587188

He's the only food reviewer I've seen on Youtube that seems authentic, rather than putting on an act with fake emotions or quirkiness or doing stupid stuff with food or other gimmicks to garner more views. If I'm looking to nod off to a video, I'll sometimes play his, cuz he's not going to launch into hysterical laughter or a screaming rage or cut to shitty music at the end, it's just the same chill talk.

>> No.5587202

>>5587188
>watches an auty eat some food on youtube to nod off
>being this fucking creepy

>> No.5587224

why do you guys like him? he's pretentious and annoying as fuck

>> No.5587233

>>5587224

He's doing something he likes and he's enjoyable to watch.

What about him is annoying exactly?

>> No.5587241

>>5587224
how is he pretentious? he eats gross fast food all the time

>> No.5587247

>>5587241
While wearing grandpa's suit. White tablecloth, that room decor, he doesn't drink the pop he gets with the fast food but some water from a tall wine glass... it's everything of an act of playing some elite reviewing gourmet, except without the gourmet.

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>>5587247
>>5587224
>>5587224
>>5587224
>>5587224

he's brave
he hurt no one
he's not a common douchebag as most of "normal" people
he's a better base to progress than a bromonkey or a slut - not pagan human

>> No.5587545

>>5587512
you're such a faggot it hurts

>> No.5587547

>>5568044
>big mac secret sauce
>mayonnaise

I thought big mac secret sauce was Thousand Island dressing.

>> No.5587555

>>5587547
thousand island with chopped up pickles

>> No.5587567

>>5568044
I tried the Double Down when it came out and I could definitely taste the cheese and bacon. I liked it, but it costs more than it's worth which is typical of KFC.

>> No.5587598

Faggot viral markets on /ck/. Is successful!

>> No.5587599

>$5.69 for two big chicken strips

For just that? Shit nigger, I can go to a casual dining restaurant and get a better food/price ratio.

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I want Review-kun to be my otouto.

>> No.5587617
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I don't see how anyone could dislike someone as endearing as him.

>> No.5587629

>>5568103
lol, i thought he would be a brit living in London xD

>> No.5587678

SOAUUUUS

>> No.5587809

>>5575950
no he said that's what he's been doing all day which is why the kfc is his highlight

tard

>> No.5587949

dat cheese doh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fDDf6w-J0#t=214

>> No.5588019

>>5587615
What does this mean?

>> No.5588830

>>5587512
Doesn't change the fact his style is pretentious.
I mean: Good review, informative, but I'm finding this whole 'gourmet tasting' style rather silly. I'd get it if he was doing it for parodist purposes but he's so dead serious about what he does that I have a hard time treating him seriously.

>> No.5588837

>>5588830
Kek, thanks for the bump. Now I have to see this shit for another day!

>> No.5588932

>using /ck/ to comment on his videos
I've always wondered why he disables the comments section on his videos.
Now I know why.

>> No.5588952

I love him

>> No.5588984

Eh I feel for him a bit he always seems underwhelmed by everything and a bit sad.

Are there any reviews where he's actually excited or happy?

>> No.5589056

>>5572371
he's posted on /ck/ at least twice with a trip, most people were a dick and he left. he posts in /fit/ and they fucking LOVE him there, one of the strangest things I've ever seen. seriously, they all bow down and start sucking the wanker if he posts, very bizarre.

>> No.5589559

>>5568137
kek

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>>5572424
>>5572427
>>5572575
>>5572574
>>5572593

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>>5589710
Backpedaling =/= original intention

>> No.5589766

>>5589056
/fit/ doing what it does best.

>> No.5589782

>>5578132
Zed is a faggot.

hide, ignore, report.

>> No.5589792

>>5589762
Not the same guy, I just clicked on the video and it was a big annotation right at the beginning, so I figured I would post it.

>> No.5590153

>>5589792
He's just trying to do damage control

>> No.5590173

>>5572593
Do you think he dressed like that every day? I mean judging from his videos he does and always has. This guy is one of those anomalies that I've run across on here. Nowhere near as bad as chris chan but he's still pretty weird.

>> No.5590191

>>5590153
This, he's notorious for thinly veiled attempts at damage control.

>> No.5590255

>>5568044
This guy looks like a massive faggot. He's reviewing shitty fast food and for some absolutely retarded reason /ck/ worships him like a god.

I guarantee you this is some tripfag here (who is gladly in my filter) who wants attention.

>> No.5590257

>>5587615
>not a single edit, or legit porn of this blonde
Fucking internet. Get on this shit.

>> No.5590264

>>5589710
Get out ROTW

>> No.5591125

>>5590255
I'm sure you don't have the courage to do what he does. He provides a well needed and great service for everyone, he's basically a martyr now for all the shit he gets doing a service to mankind.

>> No.5591135

>>5590255
>/ck/ worships him like a god

You must have confused /fit/ for /ck/.

>> No.5591139

>>5591125
How long are you going to keep bumping your thread?

>> No.5591151

>>5591139
I'm not OP.

But as long as this discussion is alive I see no reason to let this thread die.

>> No.5591152

>>5591139
>this

>> No.5591170

>>5568044

you fuckers are making this guy famous

>> No.5591248

>>5587188
good to know im not the only person in the world that does this

>> No.5591272

>>5568044
>He remembers what he was wearing 5 years ago at a fast food restaurant.

>> No.5591296
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>>5568044
>comments disabled

>> No.5591301

>>5591170
>implying it's /ck/

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>>5587188
>>5587512
>>5588952
>>5591125
>>5591248

>mfw those figs are the same

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>>5591334

>> No.5592276
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5592276

I think this kid is an autistic faggot, I think this is spam so he can get joogle bux. I think he might be a mod...

>> No.5592685

>>5592276
>MY FIRST CK BAN
Go back to >>>/b/

>> No.5592691

>>5592685
not him but the /ck/ mod is a sjw selective fuckface

>> No.5592737

I'm not going to lie but I've never watched any of his videos before aside from seeing them being mentioned here and his voice doesn't match what I imagined it to sound like at all.

>> No.5592812
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this thread is so fucking awesome, that autistic cocksucker in OP is worth a bump. Hell yeah /ck/ needs more threads of homos in cheap suits licking and panting over fast food.

le bump

>> No.5593031

>>5592737
What did you think he would sound like?

>> No.5593093

YHBT summerfags

>> No.5593365

>>5593031
A lot younger because he looks like he's 13, and not as low without the new yawk accent

>> No.5593389

>>5593365
He's been making these vids since he was in highschool. I think he graduated some time in the past year or two. I want to say he was 14 or 15 around the time of his earlier vids so he has to be 19 or 20 now.

>> No.5593432

>>5569803
The videos listed on the right side of the youtube page are actually references to the videos you've already watched. Like if you search for big titted women then the more videos of big titted women you see the more will show up on the list of videos to the right side. They may not be the same videos you saw, but the content is usually similar. It used to reflect the videos that the people who watched that video were also watching like those (customers who bought this also bought this) on some retail websites. But, that was discontinued, thankfully.

>> No.5593595

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G4_J2fmGU0

>> No.5593863

>>5593389
Can't wait until he's 21, I want to buy that boy a soda pop and KFC wings (no sauce)

>> No.5594000
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5594000

>An elephant never forgets
>DAT CHEESE DOE

I fucking love this guy

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>>5587629
Looks like it, doesn't it? All British homes look the same.

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>>5594005

>> No.5594067
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5594067

can we get this thread stickied, that way this wiry faggot doesn't have to bump it every 8 hours. You can tell it's him by the OP,
>Finally. He reviewed it.
>Finally.
yeah cause we all have been waiting...
>He reviewed it.
who the fuck is he? who cares!

OP, get a life nigger, get a girlfriend, get a hobby, just please fuck off.

8 fucking days I have seen this dumb shit on /ck/ and you know no one but OP is bumping it.

>> No.5594221
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>>5594067
That's not true at all. Multiple people have been enjoying this thread despite the shitposting from you and a few other people jealous of ROTW.

I've been waiting for the Double Down review since he talked about doing it on one of his podcasts. If you don't like ROTW well I feel sorry for you but you can feel free to not post in the thread and hide it.

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>>5594221
good poynts!!!!!! u sure told that anon, cool cartoon pic by the way, I remember when I was a kid, I used to love cartoons I would wake up early every saturday morning just to watch them!!!!!

when will this short dressed dude review some chorizo? and when will he have his mom in his vidyas?????

>> No.5594258 [DELETED] 

>>5592276

FUCK THIS FUCKING KID

GO BACK TO REDDIT

GO BACK TO MISC

GO BACK TO /FIT/

BUT FOR FUCK'S KEEP YOUR SHITTY VIDEOS OUT OF /CK/ YOU CANCEROUS FAGGOT


REPORTED

>> No.5594270 [DELETED] 

>>5594258
LOL!!!!! I got banned for reporting the thread, good luck with that anon.

>> No.5594281

>>5594253
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>> No.5594304
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>>5594281
>>5568044
>Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
kek

>> No.5594340

I don't understand why we all can't just laugh at him and his videos like /v/ used to do with Chris-chan.

>> No.5594348
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>>5587233
>he's enjoyable to watch
hi OP

>> No.5594352

>>5573844
>>5574025

!x.m8buuWG

>> No.5594402
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when will this alpha stub review some real food, like chicken mcnuggets or something, KFC is so pleb.

>> No.5594423

>>5594402
He has reviewed Mickey D's you should watch his videos :)

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>>5594423
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjrt_f1cbx0

watch this idiot rub his face after eating hotwings, this kid is maximum autism.

>> No.5594433

>>5594426
He's not an "idiot" or "autistic" he did it on purpose to spice up the review actually.

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>>5594433
ok anon, ok.

>> No.5594506

>>5594434
Mr Bean is not aryan like ROTW try again imbecile

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>>5594506
>>5594466

>> No.5594528

>>5594521
THats a compliment actually idiot

>> No.5594559

dude stop promoting your channel. ok we saw it, great. just stop now.

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>>5594559
ok dude, you're just jealous of of all the swag this nigga is holdin..

>> No.5594615

>BUMP LIMIT ACHIEVED

GOODBYE FAGGOT!!!


>nb4 404, nb4 this faggot makes a new thread before this one 404s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=M11SvDtPBhA

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>>5594426
>mfw this video made me hungry for wings
pizza hut here I come!

>> No.5594677

>>5594661
Yummy! You made a good choice sir.

>>5594615
Thank you for joining us.

>> No.5594685

>>5594677
TOPPEST KEK...

LE BUMP LE BUMP LE NO!
commence operation 404!

>> No.5594717
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and here we are!

>> No.5594749

>>5594717
That looks delicious! My stomach is grumbling :)

>> No.5594764

>>5594685
Just because the thread has reached bump limit doesn't mean you should shitpost.

>> No.5594771

>>5594764
sage advice, SAGE advice... Talk to op with your words of wisdom.

>> No.5594889

>>5594771
Hey this is Jared from Friday Night Cranks I'm a huge fan of ROTW

>> No.5595002

Why couldn't they just delete this thread on sight like they used to (>>5574784)? Everybody knows it's spam from /fit/ and viral marketing from this kid.

>> No.5595131

>>5595002
Its not though. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean thats true. A good bit of /ck/ likes it.

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>>5595131
>A good bit of /ck/ likes it

[citation needed]
this kid is a faggot, I'd bet 50$ all the praise in this thread is coming from OP.

le non bump. KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

>> No.5595205

>>5595144
My paypal is in the email field. Get that $50 ready because OP abandoned the thread a week ago.

>> No.5595438

He made a brief announcement for anyone who might miss it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlxbUMmUtqU

>> No.5595890

>>5594434
ROTW please leave

>> No.5595948

More credibility than any of those shitty pop cooks /ck/ loves so much