/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Stopped by chipotle today to try the "quesarito" everyone has been talking about.
Luckily it wasn't busy when I went because when I asked for it the guy shook his head and looked kinda pissed. Apparently they are a pain in the ass to make but he said he would make one just this once.
Anyway this thing is MASSIVE.

OH LOOK ONE OF THESE THREADS

>>5588346

SAME TABLE AND EVERYTHING OH WOW

>>5588346
lel I can't believe people saved that.
Anyway this burrito is fucking HUGE.

OHHHHH MY GOD. I will never be able to order a regular burrito again.
Too bad they get pissed when you ask for it.

>>5588326
Who the fuck is "everyone?" Be specific.
Maybe you're just a shill making shit up.

>>5588360
What is inside that burrito?

Just a few bites left. I don't know if I can even finish this thing. I think it's the first time I've gotten full from a burrito.

>>5588367
I saw a bunch of people posting about it on here awhile back.
http://hackthemenu.com/chipotle/secret-menu/quesarito/

>>5588387
Steak, pinto, hot salsa, cheese, sour cream and lettuce.

>>5588402
>a bunch of people
You mean a bunch of your coworkers, fucking shill.

>>5588406
>implying I work for chipotle
lel chipotle doesn't want you to know these things exist. apparently they are a pain in the ass to make.(according to the guy at the store)

>>5588422
>implying corporate interests and employee interests ever align

>>5588422
if i worked there and some piece of shit hipster ordered this, i'd make sure it came with extra boogers.

>>5588443
>implying you dont watch them make the shit

I don't really understand why this would be harder or more bothersome to make than it would be to make a quesadilla and burrito separately.

>>5588443
I don't understand why these are such a big deal to make. They literally just have to put cheese on a tortilla and stick it in the toaster for a few minutes while you make your burrito.
I can see if it's super busy and you want like 3 of them.

>>5588443
If you dont like doing the job you were hired to do then quit instead of fucking with someones food simply because they ordered something you dont like to make.

>>5588459

>>5588488
goddamn it I read that in his fucking voice

>>5588549
god damnit I read that in your fucking voice.

>mfw some college dropout/libarts degree holder gets mad at me because i want to buy some food with my money

>>5588647
Once the chipotle guy got mad at me because I ordered a burrito for me and quesadilla for my sister.

Shit nigga, calm yo tits.

>>5588315
lel, fuck nigger black beans, white bean power!

>>5588647

liberal arts guy here, I go to chipotle a couple of times a month. don't get mad at me because your liberal arts friends didn't go to a good school and are now unemployed.

>>5588459
jobless richfag autist 12 year old detected

>>5588734
how do you figure that?

>pawned his computer for some shitty fast food
>kept his mouse and freebe mousepad

Most employees don't like making them because it takes up a lot of time to make one burrito which could be used to help the two other people in line behind you.

>>5588728

> having liberal arts friends

my sides

>>5589395
>having friends

Maximum pleb.

>>5589400

> being alive

It's like you don't want to be likable.

>>5589406
>being on the plane of life and death

It's like you want people to be disgusted by you.

>>5589400
Plebius Maximus!

>>5589460
fuck your unanimated gif and that gay gargoyle

>>5589505
Every gargoyle only has one wing except the one in the back rofl.... tough flying.

>>5590368
youre retarded and are obviously a faggy millennial, their wing is folded in

>>5588647
Arts students study things like ethics and morals. Chances are the business grads are the ones boogering your food.

>>5589505
Oh shit I remember this show. Muh childhood.

>getting angry when all you are doing is pouring drinks and nodding at drunks.

>>5589349
Why can't they just let the people go ahead of you and check them out while you wait for your queso to get done. They act like you can't break their little "line".

Alright time for round 2.
This time gonna try Taco Bell's quesarito.

>>5591464

>>5591464
theres is already a goddamn quesarito eating walkthrough thread

Got the quesarito box. Comes with the quesarito, dorito taco, regular taco and a small pepsi. More food than I got at chipotle and for more than half the price (I paid $14 at chiptole for a burrito and small drink)

Not quite as big as the chipotle burrito but lets see what's inside.

Also should note the employee didn't scoff at me when I ordered it.

Pretty damn delicious.
Got some beef and cheese in there. Also some rice somewhere I think.

>eating fast food two days in a row
>eating massive quantities of it
What a fat fuck.

Did I mention CHEESE?
This thing is way better than I expected.

>>5591561
>massive quantities
>one burrito
yeah ok

>>5588347
That may be shooped in or all these pics are reposts. Still hilarious how much chipotle shills on here.

>>5591573
>one burrito
Considering the size of them, they probably each weigh in at around 700 calories or more.

>>5591582
this dude has been making fast food threads here forever. look at the archive.

>>/ck/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=fast+food+bro&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=op&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

>>5588647
I actually kek'd reading this. good job m200

>>5588728
I go to a liberal arts school too, but it has excellent programs for science majors. Liberal arts degrees are worthless, but good degrees from liberal arts schools are not.

>>5588315

holy shit I still bank with IU Credit Union even though I haven't lived in Bloomington for years

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