/ck/ - Food & Cooking

not sure why I watched all of that

>>5577837

um, that looks fucking delicious. how is that cringe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>5577901
there goes my appetite.

>>5577901
ayy fat people lmao

>>5577894
maybe cringe was the wrong word to use for this video but I was saying cringe to describe what kind of videos can be posted ITT. Also, did you see that kitchen?

>>5577901

Serves One

>>5577894
He's wearing an Eagles jersey in the intro sequence. That's cringe enough.

>>5577901
My grandmother on my mother's side... had 14 children. At any given time, there would be a veritable army of teenagers in the house for dinners some times, and I think that macaroni salad is something she would have made.

Sure, it's pretty high calorie, but if there's twenty people at friday dinner... It's not that bad.

I mean, moderation is key.

Hell, I think at the last party I went with my mother's family, with all the siblings. And the kids. And the kids kids etc...

Not cringeworthy but pretty good.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/12/tiger-pancake-amazing_n_5484177.html

>>5577837
@6:15
"yeah you know this meat is good because my friend's bulldog eats the fuck out of the same type"

>>5577954
He is a die hard Eagles fan. Type in "cardinals vs cardinals" or display his videos by view count to see that video. He nearly has a heart attack when the cardinals beat the eagles.

>>5578037
hahahaha wtf? Yup, that bulldog only eats the type right?

>>5577837
there are people like this that actually exist? this is seriously like spectating on another species.

>>5578039
Where is the video? I can't seem to find it.

>>5577984
>cringe

Not really. It's pretty neat. Your girlfriend would be impressed if you made that for her.

>>5577837
At least his taste in rap is nice

>>5577837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrQbWeNQpiA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8&feature=kp

>>5577901
>click embed
>see "simply sara" title
nope.jpg

>No Cooking With Hoarders

>>5578275
masao

>>5578060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_amiJmi8XU

>>5578224
whats so bad about this

>>5577901
>sweetened condensed milk
>a cup of sugar

Jesus.

>>5578356
Some people care about sports too much.

Someone post the Weeber Cooks/Mad World mashup.

>>5577984
>those concept drawings
>one of them is licking a sausage
That's some real furfag shit.

>>5578224
>We're gonna make the most amazing cake ever. Step 1: Take your cake and cut it in half.
>American "cooking" shows

>>5578398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1kkkE5DY4

>>5578230
top cringe
literally embarrassed on his behalf.
I'm sorry little guy ):

>>5578359
>made of products instead of ingredients
>literal nothing to do with kwanzaa

>>5577837
fat

i never trust fat people's cooking. There is a difference between loving food and loving to eat

>>5578224
How would you cut that cake with that loose apple pie in the middle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

>>5578598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6OajPBV7qY

>>5578526
love this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxK7qzePkd4

is dis niggah serious?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPYsXmcUrw&list=UUM4k8G5arnMdnGP_2S6XZdA

everything about this is weird...

>>5577837
This looked fine. What was cringy about it?

Does anyone have Simply Sara's new youtube channel?

This ...hambeast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxXboaQBzso
How can anyone do this to themselves? He's literally just letting the food drop onto his body like it's nothing.

>>5577894
>bbq
>shit cuts of pork instead of whole shoulder
>cooked in oven (electric at that) with no smoke for no time at all
>not shredded after cook
>coated in HFCS instead of real sauce

if that isn't cringe worthy to you then you ought to consider suicide

>pic related
real bbq

>>5577837
How is this cringy

>>5578224
These videos aren't even cringy.

>>5579297
>burnt food
>appetizing

Enjoy you're carcinogens :^)

>>5578526
I don't remember it with this song

>>5579318
>breathing air
>drinking water
>going outside

Enjoy your carcinogens :^)

>>5578592
Fag

I never trust tripfags opinions. There is a difference between posting and being a attention craving failure.

>>5577977
your family must be fucking huge

>>5578733
>and now that it's cooked you have this................................hot dish

>>5579233
That's been posted already. This board is a fuckin hive mind.

>>5579340
costs about a buck

>>5579342
I honestly realized that after I posted it and scrolled up. I remember her new channel was posted on here a few months ago, but I lost the link and warosu is down (invalid security cert).

>>5579326
*you're

>>5578230
The saddest part about it is that he isn't even following his recipe. Presumably his parents just put out some stuff they thought he could make burgers with and he made it up as he went along.

Oh, and that there's someone silently filming him doing all of this. Why do they just watch him suffer? Surely you'd want to teach your kid how to do stuff properly rather than just appeasing their stupid ideas and pretending they're a genius when they really know fuck all?

I searched just to post this.

This is the worst fucking thing ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>5579359
"you're" is a conjunction of "you" and "are"
"your" is second person, singular, possessive

Do you know which one was appropriate in the context?

>>5579233
This? Enjoy your infinite cringes
http://www.youtube.com/user/junklovers/videos

>>5579385
*yore

>>5579249
what happened to fatman?
i remember he was back to making videos last year or something

>>5578526
That was beautiful anon

>>5579391
thanks for schooling me :^)

>>5579385
Do you feel in charge?

>>5579418
Who is Joey and why is he relevant to the conversation?

>>5579429
he's not except that he's food related and cringe worthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCr-lsuKuM

>>5578598
I was gagging the entire way through this video. Fuck horders.
>stove catches on fire
Holy motherfuck. This has to be a troll.

>>5577837
This dude gets pissed when tell him you are Robert Flores and make fun of him not graduating high school and asking him for the number of some girl he knows in LA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzmplLIBIDw

>>5578598
I had to close this once I saw where he put that hot dog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps-IQi8f3oI

>>5579392
Nothing new. Still making vids. Still a lazy sack of shit.

>>5579693
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>5579249
>i went kayaking today
>also went on a run
>i'm now watching these videos so I know what I will never be

>>5579249
i find the fact that gravy in a jar exists to be a little unsettling

>>5578598
These guy was pretty mentally ill. Someone posted an update and he has live in assistance now and is doing a lot better.

>>5577837
>Hatting Eatdatpussy445

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvQy98oG_os

The realest motherfucker on Youtube, preaching the absolute truth.

>>5577901
>and it's not your traditional macaroni salad

Well, that's for fucking sure.

>>5578224
Why the fuck was this on the food network? It's a fucking premade cake filled with premade icing. It;s cooking the same way assembling a gingerbread house is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>Jesus Christ, Marie!

This one will always be the GOAT cringe video. Just her smarmy attitude, the way she uses canned tomato sauce to make tomato sauce, deep frying the garlic and THOSE KNIFE SKILLS.

Typical Italian American behavior

>>5579827
>4 mcdoubles
>3 mcchickens
>2 small fry
>large mcflurry

>>5578733
>leaves the knife in the bowl
>doesn't add the seasoning packet

is this forreal?

>>5579998

>implying you wouldn't eat the shit out of that

stop with the elitist neck-beard attitude bruh

>>5580158

No the fuck I wouldn't holy shit that sauce has the consistency of soup.

Absolutely disgusting.

>>5580173

:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S27MtkSZHdM

The best

>>5577837
http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/

>>5579998
>that camera focus
God, I'm going to get sick.
>not measuring your ingredients while trying to teach people how to make it
>using the heat setting number as a guideline
>washing the onions
Jesus christ.

>>5577837
Is that a burn stain on the wall next to the stove?

>>5579998
watching her cut those onions... gfs, she's gonna slicea finger off..

>>5577901
one of the few things that just makes me fully depressed the instant i see it is people as morbildly obease as she is. they all either continue to cheerily stuff their faces to death, or look so dead inside. i can tell the woman in the video is trying as hard as she can to scrape together some kind of life, but she knows she is already beyond the edge, even ignoring the disabled comments and no uploads for 5 years showing the backlash she got.
it just bums me out.

>>5580097
sounds like a reasonable midnight snack

>>5577837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o54Cq788G0M&list=UUjicDRtQRDZdgQzYAettQhg

lol this guy

Very few things bother me like this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

>>5580473
Jesus...I had no idea he was that fucking enormous.

>>5580201
Holy shit I know a guy exactly like this. This is disturbing.

>>5577901
>make sure it's corporated
>corporated
>holy shit mfw
>all dems heavy breathings

>>5577901
I just noticed, she says "1 cuppa sugar" but that looks like a 2 cup pyrex thing filled about to the top. Dicking Christ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RY2rsvWock&feature=share&list=PLE5EBB6668D66D45C&index=33

>>5579388
>simply sara
>everyone assumed dead because no uploads for 6 years
>somehow you give us a nearly unlimited supply of her vids with only 1 to 2 hundred views per video

............ are you sara?

>>5580529
If food could be raped, this would be the perpetrator.

>>5580456
This.
Like some days I'll get butt mad at all the obese in the world because I'll hear one say "but dieting doesnt work!!" or whatever and just see them all us greedy, self serving, take-all people. But yeah, back when I saw Sara's video I couldnt get so mad. Just sad that she's so damn stupid.
>sugar and condensed milk

>>5579693
is this supposed to be some sort of innuendo

>>5580678
Just faggots being faggots

>>5578611
>sets stove on fire

>>5578598
HE PUTS SOAP
ON THE HOTDOG

>>5578526
christ almighty

my sides/my feels

420/10 post

>>5580473
Fuck me american flags really are everywhere!

>>5580820
yeah how crazy is it for people to have flags up on independence day weekend

>>5577901

that heavy breathing

http://youtu.be/ak3uJGf6Bj0

:^) so simple

>>5580885
He's done a few product reviews that were kinda funny. His shitty style helped.

>>5577837

gave up right around three minutes

>>5577837
Don't eat it then

>>5578224

A pastry chef, right there

>>5578230

I like to make fun of poor bastards like Sandra Lee and such, but I genuinely feel sorry for this little fella

>>5578526

I think I've heard of this guy. He makes/made videos for college folk who can only cook with a microwave, right?

>>5578598

I had to close this one when i saw the toilet. I mean, wtf man

>>5580982
No he had a contract that he would work full time so he sued when they forced him to be part time and ended up doing these videos as part of his work to keep him busy.

It's really sad when you read his bio. Orphaned war vet whose wife stole his children from him and fled the country. He has an idea for a revolutionary invention but it was stolen and patented before the patent office would accept it. Now with almost no money he's become a "cringe meme" on the internet.

>>5581002

man.... now I can't watch the other videos without feeling like shit

>>5579600

what's wrong with his eyes?!

>>5579998

>dat shaky cam

Christopher Nolan would be proud

>>5580097
if yall little faggot ass bitch nigga fuckin trolls up on his goddamn videos, "oh you fat fuck you gonna eat all dat" you can lick his fuckin shithole clean my nigga okay?

http://www.youtube.com/user/masaoHF
http://www.youtube.com/user/parthenocarpySA

Anything from Masao is gold.

>>5581002
Source?
Because now that "Mad World" video is even sadder.

>>5581002
>>5581008
He's also a sex offender so, his wife taking his children isn't exactly a wild thing

>>5580201

the best, definitely

>>5580659
I ...am magic.

>>5578526
>>5578733
Christ, it's like he's serving a sentence in hell

>>5580232
>tumblr

>>5578526
This guy's a registered sex offender.

http://www.bustedoffenders.com/utah/ogden/sex-offenders/steven-eugene-reed/5887

>>5577901
Did she say a pint of mayonnaise?
I saw her put the whole damn thing on the bowl

>>5577901
why would i make something she suggested

she could make the nicest food in the world but it wouldnt make me want to make it let alone eat it.

>>5577941

>>5578526

Oh lord. Him not even looking at the camera at the end.

>>5577984
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/12/tiger-pancake-amazing_n_5484177.html
>et viola

god fucking dammit huffpo

>>5580529
I should have known it would be this video. Joey is simply the most disgusting person ever.

>>5579382
I don't know why no one has replied yet, but that is just the fucking worst.

Failure on the part of the parents. This shit passes for 'autistic' these days? He just a weird little shit who needs a father who's actually around and cares.

That was fucking awful. Couldn't sit through all of it but I jumped forward to see if he ate the damn thing and lo and behold, the whiney cunt actually ate some of it!

r/ing the one where some dude is making a shit-tier lasagne or something and randomly lets off a ripping fart halfway through and doesn't even acknowledge it ....

>>5577837

It could be so much worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weufb2OTPMg

The beta hurts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDvQoulUq2g

this guy is gold

>>5578598

>shit everywhere

>fridge empty

what a surprise

>>5579998

>approximately

fucking christ

>>5579998
fuck , this can't be real .

>>5579998
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ
>Homemade Italian Tomato Sauce from Italy
sounds like an episode of Henry's Kitchen

>>5577901
THE HORROR

>>5580201
"I'm taking it for the internet"
"Oh...ok"

"So...just stay here?"

>cuts out of his awkward explanation to making the sushi
>I could cook it

this poor girl

>>5578598
oh shit fucking why
I was drinking my coffee holy shit.
What's wrong with this guy?

>>5580201
>/ck/fag first date

>>5579998
Canola oil is synonymous with italian right guys? There couldn't be another more italian oil right?

>>5579998
I can't get this shit to load.

>>5579998

>GOAT

>>5580201
dis nigga got game

>>5580820

It was close to our independence day, there usually aren't.

>>5579998
>sexy delay effect guitar wankery
>approximately
>approximately
>the oil give it it's flavor
>better wash the onion approximately
>chop it like a tard
>approximately use fresh basil, make sure it looks like cooked spinach
>approximately completely fuck up prepping fresh garlic, I think she forgot to wash it

>we will be right back after the brown onion break

>using too much oil, lets just discard all the extra oil on top
>heroin addict eyes
>more sexy guitar delay effect wankery

Is this real or a joke? I don't really cringe but laughed a lot.

>>5579998
first of all, aint nothing wrong with using canned tomato sauce if you tomatoes aren't in season/you didn't can any yourself. Ideally, you want to use in-season tomatoes, not the shit you can get at the supermarket in january.


Now for the rest of the critique

>using onion/garlic powder when you are using onions/garlic
>washing basil to a point where it looks like that
>putting the fucking FRESH BASIL in the oil mixture and not letting it work with the tomatoes
>fuck that, not starting by sweating onions and garlic then adding the tomatoes
>no bayleaves
>adding that much fucking oil instead of just enough to sweat the onions
>thinking that a fucking neutral oil like canola or vegetable is going to add most of the flavor
>not adding salt (seriously, fuck you. salt is what would give it flavor without adding that much fucking FATTY OIL)

I mean, it is also just the absolute wrong way to make tomato sauce. I hate to say it, but when you can't do the basics...it's just fucking horrible

>>5583058
>>5583097
guys just cool it. she learned it from her grandmother so it must be good.

>>5580885
this shit makes me mad, too.

omelettes are fucking easy to make. and his link to the perfect omelette just reinforces how fucking dumb this nigga is.

perfect omelette ingredients:

eggs
salt
small amount of fat in pan

JESUS

Anything from that Nickos Kitchen thing.

>>5583109
my grandmother mixed in a can of water with her precanned chili to be used on chili dogs sometimes minus the dogs, doesn't mean its good.

but real, we thought it was good anyway and I miss those days.

>>5583181

you're not making youtube videos, though

>>5583181
sarcasm bro. my mom and grandmother are both shit cooks and they grew up in the old world. i would still destroy that sauce, though.

>>5579388
>5 years ago
>"We're trying to eat more healthier"
>Today
>"here's my recipe for candy corn cupcakes"

>>5577901
Why is everyone acting like this is new? This is has been posted in every Ramen thread, 'what do i cook for this girl coming over' thread, and every vertical recipe thread since 1987. What the fuck

>>5578224
>we're going to make the best cake ever!
>prebought cake
>prebought icing
>prebought pie filling

"cooking"

>>5583480
>Why didn't I post this video I have seen it in every thread since 1987, fuck! I hate myself, look at how popular that anon is. Gawd! Stop enjoying thieeeeeeeeengs!

>>5578230
I just realized someone was holding the camera. His autism masks other people's presence

>>5577837
Sooo....anyone remember the old Simply Sara videos? Kinda wish I had an archive of those.

>>5582981
Seems like schizophrenia or Parkinson's.

Parkinson's patients seem to have an Occam's Razor, clumsy way of doing things.

>hating on eatdatpussy445


fucking plebs

>>5578598
dudes a sex offender too

http://www.bustedoffenders.com/utah/ogden/sex-offenders/steven-eugene-reed/5887

>>5583152

I made a couple of his cheap ones for a dinner party. They were fucking good.

>>5583371

wasn't she undergoing gastric bypass surgery? when she disappeared, i vaguely remember a video announcing that she would be going through some kind of "transformation". i'm assuming it was gastric bypass.

>>5579998
my favorite. watch her meatball video though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FiRjxaNTWM

>>5579385
advanced autism

>>5578230
topautism

>>5580473
do white women have no shame?

>>5584294

>>5580201

This HAS to be fake. Please tell me it's fake. People don't act like this. They just don't...

THEY DON'T

>>5585675
people do act like that, but Henry Phillips is a comedian and his show is supposed to be funny.

>>5581390
That was a pint jar.

>>5584294

>>5579998

>>5585675
The best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8

it's fake. Check out his channel and the film Punching The Clown, it's hilarious.

>>5585675

The best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8


Also check out his channel and the movie Punching The Clown. Henry Phillips is a genius.

>>5577837
>Canned Tamales

Fucking WHAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4

>>5584076
>Vertical scar below navel to penis
How?

>>5585809
I've got one from a hernia I got as a child

>>5585813
I kind of assumed it was sex pervert related

>>5585805
Retards being retarded isn't cringe worthy.

>>5578427
Dude, look again, it's like 4 versions of a tiger blowjob.

>>5584294
>plop

>>5577837

I can't help but like this nigga.

>Mom yells at him from the background.

He's really nice and apologetic for a guy using a name like EATDATPUSSY.

>>5578230
This is always the correct answer in these threads. His other videos are very had to watch as well. High school's gonna be tough on this little guy